Twitter joke step from far away
!["*Source*":https://twitter.com/starbex/status/746220617041481728?lang=en](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/392/641.png)
!["*Source*":https://twitter.com/starbex/status/746220617041481728?lang=en](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/392/641.png)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
For you mentioned the name
![LORD MOLDYBUTT Ji Brexit YES □NO](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/389/24a.jpg)
![LORD MOLDYBUTT Ji Brexit YES □NO](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/389/24a.jpg)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
London Tube
!["Imgur":http://imgur.com/Magvdfm](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/382/dc3.gif)
!["Imgur":http://imgur.com/Magvdfm](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/382/dc3.gif)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
Brəxit
![like, maybe s, or 6 right now. my dude how many globalists are you pissing on rn you are like a little baby watch this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/372/80f.jpg)
![like, maybe s, or 6 right now. my dude how many globalists are you pissing on rn you are like a little baby watch this](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/372/80f.jpg)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
Why you shouldn't take online petitions seriously (Person helping foreign left-wing supporters to si...
![Zoè 144! @zryffindor 30m Petition: EU Referendum Rules triggering a 2nd EU Referendum Petition: EU Referendum Rules triggering a 2nd EU .. We the undersigned call upon HM Government to implement a rule that if the remain or leave vote is less than 60% based a turnout less than 75% there shoul… petition.parliament.uk Petitions Zoè 144! @zryffindor -Follow IT WILL ASK FOR YOUR POSTCODE TO ENSURE YOU ARE A UK CITIZEN, JUST USE MINE: BR8 7RZ 5:55 AM-25 Jun 2016 t3](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/350/934.jpg)
![Zoè 144! @zryffindor 30m Petition: EU Referendum Rules triggering a 2nd EU Referendum Petition: EU Referendum Rules triggering a 2nd EU .. We the undersigned call upon HM Government to implement a rule that if the remain or leave vote is less than 60% based a turnout less than 75% there shoul… petition.parliament.uk Petitions Zoè 144! @zryffindor -Follow IT WILL ASK FOR YOUR POSTCODE TO ENSURE YOU ARE A UK CITIZEN, JUST USE MINE: BR8 7RZ 5:55 AM-25 Jun 2016 t3](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/350/934.jpg)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
The terminal stage of democracy
![If we don't get the result we want, we're just going to ignore the vote, or call for as many re-votes as necessary to produce the wanted result!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/322/417.png)
![If we don't get the result we want, we're just going to ignore the vote, or call for as many re-votes as necessary to produce the wanted result!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/322/417.png)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
Brexit in a Nutshell (6/6)
![Wow they really got you guys.. The stocks, the exchange rate... The business investment. th e banks... AWW MAN THEY TOOK THE QUEEN!I! Ah nevermind here she is](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/238/eeb.png)
![Wow they really got you guys.. The stocks, the exchange rate... The business investment. th e banks... AWW MAN THEY TOOK THE QUEEN!I! Ah nevermind here she is](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/238/eeb.png)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
Brexit in a Nutshell (5/6)
![You know... With all our support gone, England doesnt seem that big Why couldn't you have been a pig farmer?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/237/711.png)
![You know... With all our support gone, England doesnt seem that big Why couldn't you have been a pig farmer?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/237/711.png)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
Brexit in a Nutshell (4/6)
![So...you got in voluntarily? I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A DEAL! MAN...IF I EVER RUN INTO THE EU AGAIN... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? BEND OVER!?!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/236/360.png)
![So...you got in voluntarily? I WAS TRYING TO MAKE A DEAL! MAN...IF I EVER RUN INTO THE EU AGAIN... YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? BEND OVER!?!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/236/360.png)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
Brexit in a Nutshell (3/6)
![WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?! WHY ARE YOU RESIGNING!?! AND WHERE THE HELL IS ALL OF OUR STUFF!?! WELL THE EU CAME BY TO LOOK AT THE COUNTRY... AND THEY SAID THAT IT WASN'T IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR SPECIAL TREATMENT!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/235/2ee.png)
![WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?! WHY ARE YOU RESIGNING!?! AND WHERE THE HELL IS ALL OF OUR STUFF!?! WELL THE EU CAME BY TO LOOK AT THE COUNTRY... AND THEY SAID THAT IT WASN'T IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR SPECIAL TREATMENT!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/235/2ee.png)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
Brexit in a Nutshell (2/6)
![WHAT?!? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT!?! Yeah... WHAT HAPPENED!? OH MAN!!! They promised they wouldn't take Ireland!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/231/56a.png)
![WHAT?!? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT!?! Yeah... WHAT HAPPENED!? OH MAN!!! They promised they wouldn't take Ireland!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/231/56a.png)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
What is even going on
![W-- is going on here? Lmaoo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/230/9c9.jpg)
![W-- is going on here? Lmaoo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/230/9c9.jpg)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
Brexit in a Nutshell (1/6)
![And Now the Important News: How the Brexit Will Impact Game of Thrones British pound plummets to 31-year low amid 'Brexit' vote British Pound equals 1.37 US Dollar Brexit worse on GBP than 2008 financial crisis And Now the Important News: How the Brexit Wil Impact Game of Thrones British pound plummets to 31-year low amid 'Brexit' vote 1 British Pound equals Brexit worse on GBP than 2008 1.37 US Dollar financial crisis And Now the Important News: How the Brexit Wil Impact Game of Thrones British pound plummets to 31-year low amid 'Brexit' vote British Pound equals Brexit worse on GBP t financial crisis han 2008 137 US Dollar OH MY GOD!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/228/97a.png)
![And Now the Important News: How the Brexit Will Impact Game of Thrones British pound plummets to 31-year low amid 'Brexit' vote British Pound equals 1.37 US Dollar Brexit worse on GBP than 2008 financial crisis And Now the Important News: How the Brexit Wil Impact Game of Thrones British pound plummets to 31-year low amid 'Brexit' vote 1 British Pound equals Brexit worse on GBP than 2008 1.37 US Dollar financial crisis And Now the Important News: How the Brexit Wil Impact Game of Thrones British pound plummets to 31-year low amid 'Brexit' vote British Pound equals Brexit worse on GBP t financial crisis han 2008 137 US Dollar OH MY GOD!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/228/97a.png)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
lol
![商Petitions 5 2nd EU Referendum 5 1,194,001 signatures 2 Only 353,988 peopte who-signed this are fromtheauk accout for -1/3 of t](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/224/748.png)
![商Petitions 5 2nd EU Referendum 5 1,194,001 signatures 2 Only 353,988 peopte who-signed this are fromtheauk accout for -1/3 of t](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/224/748.png)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
The Ultimate Brexit Solution
!["Source":https://lovin.ie/feature/this-irish-guy-has-come-up-with-the-perfect-solution-to-all-the-brexit-problems
From the source:
1) we save up all our pocket money and buy a giant scissors. Like one at least 2km long.
2) we take our scissors on the ferry over to Scotland as a gift for Nichola Sturgeon.
3) Nichola, on the sly, starts severing the English/Scottish border with the scissors
4) if the English notice and start kicking up a fuss we send in some craic squads of Irish football fans to distract them with cans and a sing-song
5) we attach the now free-floating Scotland to Paul O' Connell, who has been patiently floating off the west coast of Scotland
6) Paul tows Scotland over to the top of our Island and we swap it with the north (remember: we still have the scissors)
7) we glue Scotland to the top of Ireland while Paul tows the north up past buncrana towards sligo, where we use more glue to attach it there
8) we *maybe* repeat the whole process with Wales, still on the fence about this one, might have to take a vote
9) our newly formed country 'The Celtic Isles' remains in the EU
10) we win all the football forever and probably all the other sportsball too I guess
11) England has a big cry cos now it's basically that kid no one invites to the party cos he's kind of a d---
12) The Isle of Man is like 'guise whats going on lol' but no one answers because seriously, f--- the Isle of Man, state of it
I don't think there are any objective flaws in this plan and I spent nearly three minutes coming up with it so it's probably rock solid.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/223/913.jpg)
!["Source":https://lovin.ie/feature/this-irish-guy-has-come-up-with-the-perfect-solution-to-all-the-brexit-problems
From the source:
1) we save up all our pocket money and buy a giant scissors. Like one at least 2km long.
2) we take our scissors on the ferry over to Scotland as a gift for Nichola Sturgeon.
3) Nichola, on the sly, starts severing the English/Scottish border with the scissors
4) if the English notice and start kicking up a fuss we send in some craic squads of Irish football fans to distract them with cans and a sing-song
5) we attach the now free-floating Scotland to Paul O' Connell, who has been patiently floating off the west coast of Scotland
6) Paul tows Scotland over to the top of our Island and we swap it with the north (remember: we still have the scissors)
7) we glue Scotland to the top of Ireland while Paul tows the north up past buncrana towards sligo, where we use more glue to attach it there
8) we *maybe* repeat the whole process with Wales, still on the fence about this one, might have to take a vote
9) our newly formed country 'The Celtic Isles' remains in the EU
10) we win all the football forever and probably all the other sportsball too I guess
11) England has a big cry cos now it's basically that kid no one invites to the party cos he's kind of a d---
12) The Isle of Man is like 'guise whats going on lol' but no one answers because seriously, f--- the Isle of Man, state of it
I don't think there are any objective flaws in this plan and I spent nearly three minutes coming up with it so it's probably rock solid.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/223/913.jpg)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit
Straight Out of EU
![DR. DRE EAZY-E ICE CUBE MC REN DJ YELLA STRAIGHT OUTT THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS GROUP IN THEATERS AUGUST 14](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/140/210/1dc.jpg)
![DR. DRE EAZY-E ICE CUBE MC REN DJ YELLA STRAIGHT OUTT THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS GROUP IN THEATERS AUGUST 14](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/140/210/1dc.jpg)
United Kingdom Withdrawal From the European Union / Brexit