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JESUS T-----F------ CHRISTN WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS F------ EMPIRE SAY HELLO IuPRUSSIA YOU SONS OF BITCHES YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE F--- PRUSSIA IS YOU IGNORANT SLUT SO YOU BETTER SIT THE F--- DOWN AND RECOGNIZE. JUST LOOK AT THIS BITCH ALL HE DOES IS KILL THINGS. HE'S NOT HAPPY UNLESS HE'S STABBING SOME BITCH HE'S PROBABLY STABBING YOU RIGHT NOW WHAT THE F--- ARE YOU GONNA DO. PLAY THE F------ PIANO? F--- THAT THIS IS A TEUTONIC KNIGHT, M----------- holy f--- you don't even know this bitch is friends with FRANCE and he doesn't even give a f--- that's just how sick he is. could you handle that s--- of course you f------ couldn't what the f--- is wrong with you look at this beautiful bitch this is Prussia's boss and he looks better in that dress than you ever goddamn will.

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LOOK AT THIS GIANT F------ NERD SERIOUSLY THIS ADORABLE LITTLE F--- COULD OUT-GEEK YOU ANY DAY OF THE F------ WEEK OH YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT HIM, YOU F------ LOSER? WELL PICK THE STARDATE CAUSE THIS FINE M----------- WAS SAVING THE ENTERPRISE WHEN YOU WERE S TILL ASKING YOUR MOM FOR A RIDE TO THE F------ EVEN WHEN HE WAS A PINT-SIZE PIMP ON SOME OLD SCHOOL STAND BY ME S--- HE COULD HAVE STOLEN YOUR GIRL- FRIEND AND TAKEN ALL YOUR STAR WARS TOYS AND YOU WOULD'VE BEEN TOTALLY COOL WITHIT AND YOU BEST BECAUSE HE'S STILL A REALLY F------ NICE GUY. M----------- CAN MALL BELIEVE THIS GQ F------ ROCK IT IN A THAT YOUR GRANDMA ON ACID COULDN'T F------ KNIT. SERIOUSLY F------ LOOK AT THAT THING AND DON'T GET COCKY YET BITCH CAUSE NEXT HE'S GONNA GO ON CRIMINAL MINDS AND SCARE THE F--- OUT OF YOU GOD DAMN YOUR LEVEL WHO THE F--- CARES RANGER IS GOING DOWN CAUSE THIS DUNGEON MASTER DOESN'T GO EASY ON SOME PUNK ASS LIKE YOU AND WHILE YOU'RE CRYING THIS BITCH AINT EVEN GONNA BREAK A SWEAT WHILE HE SCHOOLS YOUR ASS IN SOME M------------ ROCK BAND PASEEA OU ANS RUDE JUST A GEEK SO GET READY TO FEE PATHETIC CAUSE THIS JUST OWNED YOU AND HE'S
LOOK AT THIS GIANT F------ NERD SERIOUSLY THIS ADORABLE LITTLE F--- COULD OUT-GEEK YOU ANY DAY OF THE F------ WEEK OH YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT HIM, YOU F------ LOSER? WELL PICK THE STARDATE CAUSE THIS FINE M----------- WAS SAVING THE ENTERPRISE WHEN YOU WERE S TILL ASKING YOUR MOM FOR A RIDE TO THE F------ EVEN WHEN HE WAS A PINT-SIZE PIMP ON SOME OLD SCHOOL STAND BY ME S--- HE COULD HAVE STOLEN YOUR GIRL- FRIEND AND TAKEN ALL YOUR STAR WARS TOYS AND YOU WOULD'VE BEEN TOTALLY COOL WITHIT AND YOU BEST BECAUSE HE'S STILL A REALLY F------ NICE GUY. M----------- CAN MALL BELIEVE THIS GQ F------ ROCK IT IN A THAT YOUR GRANDMA ON ACID COULDN'T F------ KNIT. SERIOUSLY F------ LOOK AT THAT THING AND DON'T GET COCKY YET BITCH CAUSE NEXT HE'S GONNA GO ON CRIMINAL MINDS AND SCARE THE F--- OUT OF YOU GOD DAMN YOUR LEVEL WHO THE F--- CARES RANGER IS GOING DOWN CAUSE THIS DUNGEON MASTER DOESN'T GO EASY ON SOME PUNK ASS LIKE YOU AND WHILE YOU'RE CRYING THIS BITCH AINT EVEN GONNA BREAK A SWEAT WHILE HE SCHOOLS YOUR ASS IN SOME M------------ ROCK BAND PASEEA OU ANS RUDE JUST A GEEK SO GET READY TO FEE PATHETIC CAUSE THIS JUST OWNED YOU AND HE'S

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