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OH LOOK, ANOTHER EARLY-GAME BUTTERFLIE, WHAT'S IT GONNA DO? NIBBLE YOUR BUM? T DAMN WILL, TO YOUR ENEMIES. CHECK 0OUT THESE STATS Stat EDIOCRE RIGHT? HP: 80 Attack: 52 Defense: 50 Sp.Atk: 90 Sp.Def: 50 Speed: 89 270-364 140-187 61 114 49-112 98 223 49 -112 94 218 Total: 411 Other Pokémon with this total -Minimum stats are ciculaned with 0 EVS, Mrs of 0、and hndering nan re if appicabe. Naximum stats are calculated wth 252 EVs, Ns of 31, and a helpful nature, d BLOODY WRONG THIS SUCKER IS FAST, AND THE MOVE UIVER DANCE MAKES IT STRONGER AND FASTER IT CAN ALSO USE THE MOVE, HURRICANE WHICH COMBINED WITH ITS ABILITY, COMPOUND EYES AND QUIVER DANCE MAKES IT A 110 POWER WHIRLWIND OF DEATH WHICH HITS OVER 90% OF THE TIME IF EQUIPPED WITH A FOCUS SASH, ANYTHING THAT HITS IT, WILIL NOT KILL IT IN 0NE SHOT. AND THEN THEY CAN SAY THEIR PRAYERS
OH LOOK, ANOTHER EARLY-GAME BUTTERFLIE, WHAT'S IT GONNA DO? NIBBLE YOUR BUM? T DAMN WILL, TO YOUR ENEMIES. CHECK 0OUT THESE STATS Stat EDIOCRE RIGHT? HP: 80 Attack: 52 Defense: 50 Sp.Atk: 90 Sp.Def: 50 Speed: 89 270-364 140-187 61 114 49-112 98 223 49 -112 94 218 Total: 411 Other Pokémon with this total -Minimum stats are ciculaned with 0 EVS, Mrs of 0、and hndering nan re if appicabe. Naximum stats are calculated wth 252 EVs, Ns of 31, and a helpful nature, d BLOODY WRONG THIS SUCKER IS FAST, AND THE MOVE UIVER DANCE MAKES IT STRONGER AND FASTER IT CAN ALSO USE THE MOVE, HURRICANE WHICH COMBINED WITH ITS ABILITY, COMPOUND EYES AND QUIVER DANCE MAKES IT A 110 POWER WHIRLWIND OF DEATH WHICH HITS OVER 90% OF THE TIME IF EQUIPPED WITH A FOCUS SASH, ANYTHING THAT HITS IT, WILIL NOT KILL IT IN 0NE SHOT. AND THEN THEY CAN SAY THEIR PRAYERS

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HEY YOU Yeah, you. Dude looking at this here picture. I got a question for you and it shouldn't take too much of your time. YA WANNA FUCKEN DIE? If the answer to that was "yes," gtfo and see a doctor, because Your Depression Pills ain't working right, kiddo. (This Here Badass) However, if the answer was "but OP, Fairies are running amock in this here Tier!" well then allow me to tell you TOO BAD, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GIRATINA TODAY SO STFU AND HERE'S WHY: 1- Look at those stats. Look at those f------ stats. You're probably thinking "[Outsped by Xerneas) #lolMoonblast." Well guess what POKE BANK HASNT BEEN RELEASED AT THE TIME OF THIS ADVERTISEMENT'S CREATION, SO WTFARE YOU DOING WITH A GIRATINA IN POKEMON X/YIP HP Def SpA SpD Spe This thing could take a f------ RTD to the face. For those that don't Ive in Denver that's a f------ train... bitch. It's stats are so beast, they had to boot this guy to Ubers just because of it. It's defenses are so big that it can use a RestTalk set. You heard that s--- right. If not, I'lI repeat myself. REST. GODDAMN. TALK. Throw in Dragon Tail, Will-o-Wisp, and give it some f------ Leftovers and s--- like Kabutops ain't never gonna Rapid Spin your Stealth Rocks. - This badass is so good I lost track of what reason we were on. Lmao not like it matters. So let's say some dirt bag tries to kick your ass with a Ghost-Arceus. Giratina ain't gonna last against a Spooky-Plated, Calm-Minded Ghost- Type Judgement, 120 Special Defense or not. ealth RoCh But does that put an end to the Ghost/Dragon's Reign of terror? HA HA HA NO Lemme show you this here little item called the Griseous Orb. Them Ninjas give you it on a bridge in B/W when you beat the Elite Four's ass with a tamborine. Give it to your Giratina and it'll turn into the badass beauty below This Bitch Up Here. Take Note of irs colorA Oh hell yeah, it's go time! Nowhe's a f------ dragon, and boy is he p----- So p-----, he traded his weak ass ability Pressure for Levitate. That's right now one of the most powerful and competitively viable moves in the game doesn't do a goddamned thing. His offensive firepower is now 120, and although that means no more crazy defenses, he trades it for the ability to completely Wreck Ghost-Arceus' S--- Up-Side-M------------ Down And if you ever see this badass Packin' D. Meteor or Outrage, u gonna die
HEY YOU Yeah, you. Dude looking at this here picture. I got a question for you and it shouldn't take too much of your time. YA WANNA FUCKEN DIE? If the answer to that was "yes," gtfo and see a doctor, because Your Depression Pills ain't working right, kiddo. (This Here Badass) However, if the answer was "but OP, Fairies are running amock in this here Tier!" well then allow me to tell you TOO BAD, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT GIRATINA TODAY SO STFU AND HERE'S WHY: 1- Look at those stats. Look at those f------ stats. You're probably thinking "[Outsped by Xerneas) #lolMoonblast." Well guess what POKE BANK HASNT BEEN RELEASED AT THE TIME OF THIS ADVERTISEMENT'S CREATION, SO WTFARE YOU DOING WITH A GIRATINA IN POKEMON X/YIP HP Def SpA SpD Spe This thing could take a f------ RTD to the face. For those that don't Ive in Denver that's a f------ train... bitch. It's stats are so beast, they had to boot this guy to Ubers just because of it. It's defenses are so big that it can use a RestTalk set. You heard that s--- right. If not, I'lI repeat myself. REST. GODDAMN. TALK. Throw in Dragon Tail, Will-o-Wisp, and give it some f------ Leftovers and s--- like Kabutops ain't never gonna Rapid Spin your Stealth Rocks. - This badass is so good I lost track of what reason we were on. Lmao not like it matters. So let's say some dirt bag tries to kick your ass with a Ghost-Arceus. Giratina ain't gonna last against a Spooky-Plated, Calm-Minded Ghost- Type Judgement, 120 Special Defense or not. ealth RoCh But does that put an end to the Ghost/Dragon's Reign of terror? HA HA HA NO Lemme show you this here little item called the Griseous Orb. Them Ninjas give you it on a bridge in B/W when you beat the Elite Four's ass with a tamborine. Give it to your Giratina and it'll turn into the badass beauty below This Bitch Up Here. Take Note of irs colorA Oh hell yeah, it's go time! Nowhe's a f------ dragon, and boy is he p----- So p-----, he traded his weak ass ability Pressure for Levitate. That's right now one of the most powerful and competitively viable moves in the game doesn't do a goddamned thing. His offensive firepower is now 120, and although that means no more crazy defenses, he trades it for the ability to completely Wreck Ghost-Arceus' S--- Up-Side-M------------ Down And if you ever see this badass Packin' D. Meteor or Outrage, u gonna die

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Stop right there, you hammer-wielding f------ casual. Do you see this? Do you see this s---? That's right, bitch. It's the GODDAMN GRONGIGAS. But it looks like an Urugaan testicle on a stick! You pour yourself a nice hot cup of shut the f--- up and take a look at the stats on this mean sumbitch. Attack: 1508 O Aff:-15% Def: +25 You're reading that right. 1508 raw. That's higher than any other hammer-scratch that, any other weapon-in the goddamned game Oh, and what's that?+25 defense? Thanks, Grongigas. What a f------ bro. nd yeah, the segative affinity ane Ufe's nat Fair Menster Huster certainlyisst Get eer What's that? You want to max this s--- as far as it can go? Well there missy, you just try not to soak through your poogie-print panties while we crunch these numbers. The hammer's modifier is 5.2 you f------ scrub Learn the damage formula, pleb. Goddamn Grongigas: AuL or Honed Blade (x20) Powe rcharm (x6) Powe rtalon (x9) Demondrug (x3): Mega Demond rug or Kitchen AUL (x6): Might Seed (x10) Might Pill (x25) 1508 1612 1643 1690 1716 1726 1778 1856 What's that? Someone's got a big d---? Playing like a real manly man, are we? All right then, curl up your mustache and roll up your sleeves while we activate Felyne Heroics (135% max attack) 2506 Did I f------ stutter, bitch? Two thousand, five hundred and f------ six SPLOOSH But look at that sharpness! What am I supposed to do with blue sharpness? You take another sip of that shut the f--- up. Because yes, you'll need Sharpness 1 or Honed Blade for this bad boy to make him any good. Because thern whaaaaaaaaaaaat? PURPLE. That means his sharpness modifier goes from 1.2 to 1.44 which on top of being the best possible return for your 10 skill points, means a nearly 25% increase in damage What's that? You're running a set with Awaken? There's a good little boy Now this soulcrusher has 400 Slime +80 with Bombardier +40 with Pyro maxing at 520, bitch. That s--- will slime your little sister and won't even call her in the morning. But wwwaaaaaahhh! Slime is cheap and it's better to use elemental weaknesses wwwaaaasahhh You bite your tongue, f------. Hammer's elemental modifiers are utter s--- anyway slimesplosions Staggers for days. And when you're grinding Four Point or Pack Mentality to get your scrawny ass to HR125 you'll take all the damage you can f------ get. Once you get yourself this beautiful lump on a stick, you will never have to run to the Marina to change sets EVER F------ AGAIN You'll get to stand there in the tavern, get drunk as f---, and PRANCE like the m------------ badass you are So get ready to break some chins, bitch. You'll be farming Feel the Heat (G2*) for a while Because once you go GODDAMN GRONGIGAS, u never go

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THE BEGINNERS GUIDE TO THE MAGNEMITE STOCK EXCHANGE AKA MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK? What is the point in trading a Magnemite for a Magnemite? When B/W2 was first released, Japanese children quickly learned of a way to boost the level of a place called Join Avenue Join Avenue will have players from around the world, in the form of NPCs, visit your mall and either build shops or level them up. To do this quickly, they figured out if you offer a pokemon through the GTS (located on the upper right corner of PokeCenters, you'll get visitors WHY MAG NEMITE? Magnemites are commonly found in Virbank City, the second gym's location. At first they dont appear very often, but once you find one with Magnet Pull, they appear very frequently. They also learn Sonic Boom at level 14 and Thunder Wave at 17, so the best pokemon to catch subsequent Mags is another Mag. We don't trade, say, Patrats for Patrats, because the GTS isn't all that great and Japan created a beautiful thing and we can beneft What's Join Avenue? It is a mall you can't miss. After the third gym leader and past route 4, yo'll promptly become manager to what starts off as an empty hallway. After a short game tutorial, your first shop opens up, which is predetermined by your Trainer ID. As you interact with people (or in our case, trade Magnemites) People will be walking the hall. You have two very important tasks. You can either have one person open a shop, (Invite) or have that person visit a shop, giving it experience. (Recommend) Each shop that opens is predetermined by the visitor's trainer ID. You have an 8 shop maximum, and 7 different shops to adod The 8th shop, the nursery, will be unlocked when you have beaten the Elite Four and have your Avenue rank up to 15 Visiting NPCs are particularly picky about what shops they want you to recommend them. You ll not get points if you recommend them to a store that they don't find suitable. You can learn more on the internet About being invited: You can decide what kind of store you can open in anybody's Avenue. In your office, Talk to Future, the blue hair fellow, and you can decide from a list of stores you'd like to open. If you beat the Elite Four and rank up the Avenue to 15, Nursery is added to this list. Also, you can change your avatar others will see on your ID Card. Your stores that open elsewhere will have a set list of merchandise and services that differ between Black and White versions, both 1 and 2. Google 'serebii join avenue' for all the details So where doeies once you fnde You can technically start trading magnemites once you find a magnemite, but it makes more sense to begin once you arrive at your Avenue Go to the GTS and insert a Magnemite. Ask for a Magnemite in return, wait for about 3 minutes (may be quicker as more people do this at once) and then click Summary to get your brand spanking new Magnemite. Or, While you wait for your Mag to get traded, you can search for Magnemites to trade for. You are going to be using the region selector however, since searching for ANY region is not very practical. The most happening locations is Japan and the United States, but a bunch of other countries such a Canadia, UK, Brazil, France and Germany will offer Magnemites. Count how many trades you make. Once you have about 12, quit seaching and talk to NPCs in your Avenue. Rinse and Repeat b 3 minMag to get raded you ctical The Unfortunately it has been traded to another trainer. The F---? This happens to everybody. Magnemites are the hottest commodity on the GTS, so they are hotly sought after by lots of people. What you want to do is learn how to refresh the page. Magnemites are genderless, but you can change the level parameters. Refresh by choosing Iv 1-10 or lv 11-20. Then you got to be quick. Sometimes you have to find the trader, select the Mag to trade and confirm in under 5 seconds. If you feel you have taken longer than 5 seconds, just refresh the page to save some heartache 0 0 Unfortunately, sometimes a trade happens with two people at the same time, forcing one of you to a blue screen, and you need to restart the game. This becomes more apparent when trafic effects GTS speed. And trust me, it f------ redditfags Hey, can I get a level 100 Zekrom for my Magnemite? URAFAGET What's a Mallow? Mallows are level 100 Magnemites named after a character of the same name from one of T's favorite SNES games, Super Mario RPG, and have good EVs, IVs, etc that T mass distributes over the GTS. T sends out 150 of each edition per day. Each one has different characteristics, and some people seem to like collecting them. You can tell which Mallow you have just by the pokeball it is contained in An 16/12(Tue)00:40 No.10260496 Replies: >1026050810260514 21026052310260535 >visit my niece earlier today "Anon! Can I show you my Pokemon >Mallow is at the front of her party >"Magnemite's the strongest pokemon ever! He's my favorite, even though he doesn't always listen." Well, now my niece likes Magnemite
THE BEGINNERS GUIDE TO THE MAGNEMITE STOCK EXCHANGE AKA MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK? What is the point in trading a Magnemite for a Magnemite? When B/W2 was first released, Japanese children quickly learned of a way to boost the level of a place called Join Avenue Join Avenue will have players from around the world, in the form of NPCs, visit your mall and either build shops or level them up. To do this quickly, they figured out if you offer a pokemon through the GTS (located on the upper right corner of PokeCenters, you'll get visitors WHY MAG NEMITE? Magnemites are commonly found in Virbank City, the second gym's location. At first they dont appear very often, but once you find one with Magnet Pull, they appear very frequently. They also learn Sonic Boom at level 14 and Thunder Wave at 17, so the best pokemon to catch subsequent Mags is another Mag. We don't trade, say, Patrats for Patrats, because the GTS isn't all that great and Japan created a beautiful thing and we can beneft What's Join Avenue? It is a mall you can't miss. After the third gym leader and past route 4, yo'll promptly become manager to what starts off as an empty hallway. After a short game tutorial, your first shop opens up, which is predetermined by your Trainer ID. As you interact with people (or in our case, trade Magnemites) People will be walking the hall. You have two very important tasks. You can either have one person open a shop, (Invite) or have that person visit a shop, giving it experience. (Recommend) Each shop that opens is predetermined by the visitor's trainer ID. You have an 8 shop maximum, and 7 different shops to adod The 8th shop, the nursery, will be unlocked when you have beaten the Elite Four and have your Avenue rank up to 15 Visiting NPCs are particularly picky about what shops they want you to recommend them. You ll not get points if you recommend them to a store that they don't find suitable. You can learn more on the internet About being invited: You can decide what kind of store you can open in anybody's Avenue. In your office, Talk to Future, the blue hair fellow, and you can decide from a list of stores you'd like to open. If you beat the Elite Four and rank up the Avenue to 15, Nursery is added to this list. Also, you can change your avatar others will see on your ID Card. Your stores that open elsewhere will have a set list of merchandise and services that differ between Black and White versions, both 1 and 2. Google 'serebii join avenue' for all the details So where doeies once you fnde You can technically start trading magnemites once you find a magnemite, but it makes more sense to begin once you arrive at your Avenue Go to the GTS and insert a Magnemite. Ask for a Magnemite in return, wait for about 3 minutes (may be quicker as more people do this at once) and then click Summary to get your brand spanking new Magnemite. Or, While you wait for your Mag to get traded, you can search for Magnemites to trade for. You are going to be using the region selector however, since searching for ANY region is not very practical. The most happening locations is Japan and the United States, but a bunch of other countries such a Canadia, UK, Brazil, France and Germany will offer Magnemites. Count how many trades you make. Once you have about 12, quit seaching and talk to NPCs in your Avenue. Rinse and Repeat b 3 minMag to get raded you ctical The Unfortunately it has been traded to another trainer. The F---? This happens to everybody. Magnemites are the hottest commodity on the GTS, so they are hotly sought after by lots of people. What you want to do is learn how to refresh the page. Magnemites are genderless, but you can change the level parameters. Refresh by choosing Iv 1-10 or lv 11-20. Then you got to be quick. Sometimes you have to find the trader, select the Mag to trade and confirm in under 5 seconds. If you feel you have taken longer than 5 seconds, just refresh the page to save some heartache 0 0 Unfortunately, sometimes a trade happens with two people at the same time, forcing one of you to a blue screen, and you need to restart the game. This becomes more apparent when trafic effects GTS speed. And trust me, it f------ redditfags Hey, can I get a level 100 Zekrom for my Magnemite? URAFAGET What's a Mallow? Mallows are level 100 Magnemites named after a character of the same name from one of T's favorite SNES games, Super Mario RPG, and have good EVs, IVs, etc that T mass distributes over the GTS. T sends out 150 of each edition per day. Each one has different characteristics, and some people seem to like collecting them. You can tell which Mallow you have just by the pokeball it is contained in An 16/12(Tue)00:40 No.10260496 Replies: >1026050810260514 21026052310260535 >visit my niece earlier today "Anon! Can I show you my Pokemon >Mallow is at the front of her party >"Magnemite's the strongest pokemon ever! He's my favorite, even though he doesn't always listen." Well, now my niece likes Magnemite

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IS THAT A F------ HONCHKROW? JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH I JUST S--- MYSELF IN FEAR, AND IF YOU WEREN'T AN UNEDUCATED, FILTH SCRUB THEN YOU WOULD BE S------- YOURSELF TOO. ANATOMY OFA HONCHKROW BREATHES FIRE A F------ HAT GLARING AT you WILL SLAP YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ASS WILL CLAW YOUR FACE OFIF HOLY T--- 100 HP Atk Def DIRECT QUOTE! HOLY F--- 52 105 52 71 THIS F------ MONSTER USED TO BE A LITTLE BITCH CROW WITH A HAT, BUT THEN IT GOT EXPOSED TO F------ RADIATION FROM A STONE AS DARK AS DARK CAN BE THAT MADE IT MUTATE INTO A HUGE F------ SATAN-CROW WITH A HAT). SpD Spe I'M WILLING TO BET THAT YOU WON'T FIND YOUR STUPID F------ DIGIMON CALLED THE IN YOUR POKEDEX LIKE HONCHKROW IS. DID YOU KNOW: A GROUP OF CROWS IS CALLED A GODDAMN MURDER.HOLY F--- A HONCHKROW COULD SUMMON AN ARMY OF MURKROW BITCHES ONGERTA TO DO HIS OR HER BIDDING BY MAKING ONE F------ SOUND BECAUSE UNTHEY ARE SO GODDAMNED AFRAID OF IT OF THE F------ SUN SINCE THIS F------ BEAST WILL NEVER FORGIVE ITS OWN KIN FOR F------ ANYTHING UP FOR IT, DON'T COUNT ON SURVIVING THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE SUMMONER OF NIGHT ITS MURKROW SLAVES D0 ALL OF THE WORK FOR IT SO IT'S FULLY RESTED FOR WHEN A PUNK COMES ALONG THINKING THEY CAN BEAT IT FLYINGDAR HONCHKROW TAKES ZERO F------ DAMAGE FROM F------ WO OF THE BEST ATTACKS SINCE F------ RBY ONCHKROW HAS TWO F------ IMMUNITIES AND PSYCHIC AND EARTHQUAKE ONLY THE WEAKNESSES OF FLYING. What's that, dickmoose? YOU WANT TO HEAR HOW YOUR POKEMON ARE GOING TO DIE? FIRE TY TAB AND SUCKER PUNG DARK PULSE SUPERPOWERSPFB LY BRAVE BIRD ROOST HE¼ AS IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH T REST ITSFUCKING SE ANU IN THE MIDST OF BA N LO (YES THERE IS MOE TURDBURGLER HONCHKROW'S ABILITIES ENI EPE YEa. 1. INSOMNIA IT DOESN'T SLEEP EVER. AND IT DOESN'T F------ NEED IT. IT NEVER HAS SLEPT IN ITS WHOLE F------ LIFE. IT USES THAT MUCH MORE TIME TO PLAN OUR DEMISE 2. SUPER LUCK. 3. F------ MOXIE.FDE HETHING ITS ATTACKS WILL DO DOUBLE DAMAGE MORE OFTEN DOUBLE F------ DAMAGE IT KILLS ITS ATTACKS WILL ONLY DO MORE DAMAGE. HOLY F------ CHRIST THE MORE BLO0D IT CASUALLY F------ SAMPLES, THE MORE IT WANTS ISCARED g0 KISS YOUR A--- VIRGINITY GOODBYE AND PREPARE TO BE DEVOURED BY MILLIONS OF F------ CROWS
IS THAT A F------ HONCHKROW? JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH I JUST S--- MYSELF IN FEAR, AND IF YOU WEREN'T AN UNEDUCATED, FILTH SCRUB THEN YOU WOULD BE S------- YOURSELF TOO. ANATOMY OFA HONCHKROW BREATHES FIRE A F------ HAT GLARING AT you WILL SLAP YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ASS WILL CLAW YOUR FACE OFIF HOLY T--- 100 HP Atk Def DIRECT QUOTE! HOLY F--- 52 105 52 71 THIS F------ MONSTER USED TO BE A LITTLE BITCH CROW WITH A HAT, BUT THEN IT GOT EXPOSED TO F------ RADIATION FROM A STONE AS DARK AS DARK CAN BE THAT MADE IT MUTATE INTO A HUGE F------ SATAN-CROW WITH A HAT). SpD Spe I'M WILLING TO BET THAT YOU WON'T FIND YOUR STUPID F------ DIGIMON CALLED THE IN YOUR POKEDEX LIKE HONCHKROW IS. DID YOU KNOW: A GROUP OF CROWS IS CALLED A GODDAMN MURDER.HOLY F--- A HONCHKROW COULD SUMMON AN ARMY OF MURKROW BITCHES ONGERTA TO DO HIS OR HER BIDDING BY MAKING ONE F------ SOUND BECAUSE UNTHEY ARE SO GODDAMNED AFRAID OF IT OF THE F------ SUN SINCE THIS F------ BEAST WILL NEVER FORGIVE ITS OWN KIN FOR F------ ANYTHING UP FOR IT, DON'T COUNT ON SURVIVING THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE SUMMONER OF NIGHT ITS MURKROW SLAVES D0 ALL OF THE WORK FOR IT SO IT'S FULLY RESTED FOR WHEN A PUNK COMES ALONG THINKING THEY CAN BEAT IT FLYINGDAR HONCHKROW TAKES ZERO F------ DAMAGE FROM F------ WO OF THE BEST ATTACKS SINCE F------ RBY ONCHKROW HAS TWO F------ IMMUNITIES AND PSYCHIC AND EARTHQUAKE ONLY THE WEAKNESSES OF FLYING. What's that, dickmoose? YOU WANT TO HEAR HOW YOUR POKEMON ARE GOING TO DIE? FIRE TY TAB AND SUCKER PUNG DARK PULSE SUPERPOWERSPFB LY BRAVE BIRD ROOST HE¼ AS IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH T REST ITSFUCKING SE ANU IN THE MIDST OF BA N LO (YES THERE IS MOE TURDBURGLER HONCHKROW'S ABILITIES ENI EPE YEa. 1. INSOMNIA IT DOESN'T SLEEP EVER. AND IT DOESN'T F------ NEED IT. IT NEVER HAS SLEPT IN ITS WHOLE F------ LIFE. IT USES THAT MUCH MORE TIME TO PLAN OUR DEMISE 2. SUPER LUCK. 3. F------ MOXIE.FDE HETHING ITS ATTACKS WILL DO DOUBLE DAMAGE MORE OFTEN DOUBLE F------ DAMAGE IT KILLS ITS ATTACKS WILL ONLY DO MORE DAMAGE. HOLY F------ CHRIST THE MORE BLO0D IT CASUALLY F------ SAMPLES, THE MORE IT WANTS ISCARED g0 KISS YOUR A--- VIRGINITY GOODBYE AND PREPARE TO BE DEVOURED BY MILLIONS OF F------ CROWS

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M------------ DOCTOR STRANGE Not sure how many of you guys read classic Marvel comics, but if you don't, you're probably asking yourself "what's up with this Vincent Price - looking a------ in the flamboyant cape? In which case, shut the f--- up and sit your punk ass down because it's time for you to respect the Sorceror F------ Suprem To this guy, time and space are just a f------ party game. He can ZA WARUDO you and i dimension on your ass, or just keep time stopped permanently and laugh at you for being a goddamn statue. He can also revers time, speed it up, travel backwards or forwards, hell, one time some aliens tried to invade our universe, and he was just like nstead of a steamroller, drop a f------ LOL NO" and froze their entire universe in time permanently Which brings me to another thing: moving between dimension nd universes ain't s--- to him. You can't f------ hide from th guy. Now that's great and all, but can he bring the firepower? You bet your ass he can. Busting planets and stars is easy for him, and don't think galaxies and even universes are safe either, Decause he can call on the powers of the Vishanti to f--- that s--- up. So what about his mind? Can you go all Professor X on him and shut him down? No you f------ can't. Moondragon, one f the most powerful psychics in Marvel with the Mind Gem, which gives her the of all the minds in the universe got punked by Steve here in a mental battle. Now you re probably thinking "that's great and all, but I'm fast as hell, I'll just kick his ass befo re he can do any of that s---". HAHAHAHAHAHA, this guy has automatic shieds that will stop you dead in your tracks at the f------ speed of light and even if you get arou nd that, he ca So can I sneak poison into his food or something? Go ahead and try, your poison will end up in another dimension. Okay, so you can't kill him, but you can send him away to the farthest reaches of the multiverse, never to bother you again, right? Oops, look, he's back. Wand of Watoomb, bitch. Now let's say you somehow manage to disable his magic. No magic, no threat, right? That's what you'll be thinking until he cracks your skull open with his bare hands. That's right, he's the master of both mystic and martia l arts. H moves at about a bazillion times the speed of light. So then you go "f--- this, I cont trol reality and s---, I'll just erase him from existence" Oh no you don't. He can call upon and merge with Eternity himself, the abstract embodiment of All There Is, and then you'll be the one getting erased. Hell, he used this little trick to defeat Death itself. And if you do somehow have more power than him, guess what? He'll f------ steal that s--- and leave you powerless. He's even done it to a guy whose power was literally "I'm always stronger than you are." If you still think you can beat him, let me remind you that he has over 7000 years of experience, invented n fight as a spirit without his body, and then just remake his body later. e fought Mantis to a standstill, the same chick who tagged The Runner, who n forms of magic, routinely beats down gods and cosmic beings, and keeps an entire universe in a f------ closet in his house (which is also in another dimens on, BTW). Merlin, eat your f------ heart out.
M------------ DOCTOR STRANGE Not sure how many of you guys read classic Marvel comics, but if you don't, you're probably asking yourself "what's up with this Vincent Price - looking a------ in the flamboyant cape? In which case, shut the f--- up and sit your punk ass down because it's time for you to respect the Sorceror F------ Suprem To this guy, time and space are just a f------ party game. He can ZA WARUDO you and i dimension on your ass, or just keep time stopped permanently and laugh at you for being a goddamn statue. He can also revers time, speed it up, travel backwards or forwards, hell, one time some aliens tried to invade our universe, and he was just like nstead of a steamroller, drop a f------ LOL NO" and froze their entire universe in time permanently Which brings me to another thing: moving between dimension nd universes ain't s--- to him. You can't f------ hide from th guy. Now that's great and all, but can he bring the firepower? You bet your ass he can. Busting planets and stars is easy for him, and don't think galaxies and even universes are safe either, Decause he can call on the powers of the Vishanti to f--- that s--- up. So what about his mind? Can you go all Professor X on him and shut him down? No you f------ can't. Moondragon, one f the most powerful psychics in Marvel with the Mind Gem, which gives her the of all the minds in the universe got punked by Steve here in a mental battle. Now you re probably thinking "that's great and all, but I'm fast as hell, I'll just kick his ass befo re he can do any of that s---". HAHAHAHAHAHA, this guy has automatic shieds that will stop you dead in your tracks at the f------ speed of light and even if you get arou nd that, he ca So can I sneak poison into his food or something? Go ahead and try, your poison will end up in another dimension. Okay, so you can't kill him, but you can send him away to the farthest reaches of the multiverse, never to bother you again, right? Oops, look, he's back. Wand of Watoomb, bitch. Now let's say you somehow manage to disable his magic. No magic, no threat, right? That's what you'll be thinking until he cracks your skull open with his bare hands. That's right, he's the master of both mystic and martia l arts. H moves at about a bazillion times the speed of light. So then you go "f--- this, I cont trol reality and s---, I'll just erase him from existence" Oh no you don't. He can call upon and merge with Eternity himself, the abstract embodiment of All There Is, and then you'll be the one getting erased. Hell, he used this little trick to defeat Death itself. And if you do somehow have more power than him, guess what? He'll f------ steal that s--- and leave you powerless. He's even done it to a guy whose power was literally "I'm always stronger than you are." If you still think you can beat him, let me remind you that he has over 7000 years of experience, invented n fight as a spirit without his body, and then just remake his body later. e fought Mantis to a standstill, the same chick who tagged The Runner, who n forms of magic, routinely beats down gods and cosmic beings, and keeps an entire universe in a f------ closet in his house (which is also in another dimens on, BTW). Merlin, eat your f------ heart out.

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