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LISTEN UP CUMSLUTS DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? >hurr durr its boba fett >It's Doomguy lol >is that Master Chief WRONG YOU F------ COCKSOCK sit your bitch ass down and listen for five goddamn minutes <--THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS SAMUS M------------ ARAN WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE? OF COURSE YOU DO, F------ YOU SEE THIS--> S---?! THAT'S A M------------ ARM CANNON AND IT HAS ENOUGH FIREPOWER TO WIPE OUT EVERY SINGLE MILITARY ON THIS EARTH BY ITSELF >"b-but that's impractical, that means he only has one hand free" F--- YOU, BITCH SAMUS IS A STRONG, INDEPENDENT™ WOMAN WHO ONLY NEEDS ONE HAND TO F--- YOUR S--- JUST LOOK AT HER • HOT AS F--- BLUE LATEX SUIT • TOWERS OVER MANLET P------ LIKE YOU AT 6 FOOT 3 198 POUNDS OF PURE F------ MUSCLE • RAISED AND GENETICALLY ENHANCED BY M------------ BIRD PEOPLE • LOOK AT THAT PONYTAIL GODDAMN • ROCKET-PROPELLED HIGH HEELS TO STEP ON YOU WITH • LASER GUN THAT CAN BECOME A WHIP • NICE T--- AND ASS TOO ALSO, SHE'S BLOWN UP PLANETS THAT'S RIGHT, A------- PLANETS SARAH CONNOR AIN'T GOT S--- ON THAT STILL NOT CONVINCED THAT SHE'S A BADASS BITCH? LOOK AT THIS S--- she turns into a f------ SPHERE like she's goddamn Optimus Prime or some s--- BASICALLY, WHAT I'M SAYING IS ALL OTHER WAIFUS ARE S--- AND YOU. ARENT. F------. WORTHY. YOU CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT BASKING IN HER GLORY
LISTEN UP CUMSLUTS DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS? >hurr durr its boba fett >It's Doomguy lol >is that Master Chief WRONG YOU F------ COCKSOCK sit your bitch ass down and listen for five goddamn minutes <--THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS SAMUS M------------ ARAN WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE? OF COURSE YOU DO, F------ YOU SEE THIS--> S---?! THAT'S A M------------ ARM CANNON AND IT HAS ENOUGH FIREPOWER TO WIPE OUT EVERY SINGLE MILITARY ON THIS EARTH BY ITSELF >"b-but that's impractical, that means he only has one hand free" F--- YOU, BITCH SAMUS IS A STRONG, INDEPENDENT™ WOMAN WHO ONLY NEEDS ONE HAND TO F--- YOUR S--- JUST LOOK AT HER • HOT AS F--- BLUE LATEX SUIT • TOWERS OVER MANLET P------ LIKE YOU AT 6 FOOT 3 198 POUNDS OF PURE F------ MUSCLE • RAISED AND GENETICALLY ENHANCED BY M------------ BIRD PEOPLE • LOOK AT THAT PONYTAIL GODDAMN • ROCKET-PROPELLED HIGH HEELS TO STEP ON YOU WITH • LASER GUN THAT CAN BECOME A WHIP • NICE T--- AND ASS TOO ALSO, SHE'S BLOWN UP PLANETS THAT'S RIGHT, A------- PLANETS SARAH CONNOR AIN'T GOT S--- ON THAT STILL NOT CONVINCED THAT SHE'S A BADASS BITCH? LOOK AT THIS S--- she turns into a f------ SPHERE like she's goddamn Optimus Prime or some s--- BASICALLY, WHAT I'M SAYING IS ALL OTHER WAIFUS ARE S--- AND YOU. ARENT. F------. WORTHY. YOU CAN ONLY DREAM ABOUT BASKING IN HER GLORY

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Sure, ill take it

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That seems a little drastic Honda...

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Screw The Injured People

INJURED? GO F--- YOURSELF YOU INJURED P------------ JE JACOB ERNUP ATTORNEY LAMAR iartownusa Injured? Billboard, Jacob Ernup, Attorney, Los Angeles, CA
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"Trust me I'm a Chiropractic"

GOT BACK PAIN? GOT NEUROPATHY? GOT FIBROMYALGIA? GOT INJURY? GET CHIROPRACTIC Dr. e Can Proper corrective chiropractic care can drastica prove these conditions by taking the pressure off the spinal cord and nerve us your back for 30 days and we'll show you the difference! Chiropracti cUSA skeptic-toaster: "I wanna pose with it like a guitar player" "Sir this is a professional ad are you sure you-" Trust me"
GOT BACK PAIN? GOT NEUROPATHY? GOT FIBROMYALGIA? GOT INJURY? GET CHIROPRACTIC Dr. e Can Proper corrective chiropractic care can drastica prove these conditions by taking the pressure off the spinal cord and nerve us your back for 30 days and we'll show you the difference! Chiropracti cUSA skeptic-toaster: "I wanna pose with it like a guitar player" "Sir this is a professional ad are you sure you-" Trust me"

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LOOKAT THIS BAD ASS M------------ COUNTRY BUMPKIN THIS IS HOLYSHIT DONNEL DO YOU SEE THAT F------ DO YOU WANT INSANE F------ LUCK? ON HIS HEADP! OW DOES THE MOST M------------ INSANE LUCKIN THE GAME SOUND JACKASS? IN A GAME FILLED WITH JUST ABOUT EVERY LORD CHARACTER FROM THE SERIES THIS SWAG M0THERFUCKER ESUS CHRIST HERE ARE EN F------ DENTS IN IT H-------- PUTS THEM ALL TO SHAME AND HE SAYS HIS PLOW FAVORITE THING TO DO IS HE CAN ALSO PLOW 1000 YEARS WORTH OF DRAGON P----
LOOKAT THIS BAD ASS M------------ COUNTRY BUMPKIN THIS IS HOLYSHIT DONNEL DO YOU SEE THAT F------ DO YOU WANT INSANE F------ LUCK? ON HIS HEADP! OW DOES THE MOST M------------ INSANE LUCKIN THE GAME SOUND JACKASS? IN A GAME FILLED WITH JUST ABOUT EVERY LORD CHARACTER FROM THE SERIES THIS SWAG M0THERFUCKER ESUS CHRIST HERE ARE EN F------ DENTS IN IT H-------- PUTS THEM ALL TO SHAME AND HE SAYS HIS PLOW FAVORITE THING TO DO IS HE CAN ALSO PLOW 1000 YEARS WORTH OF DRAGON P----

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QUICK, WHAT IS THE BEST REGION IN THE WORLD? Kanto? WRONG IT'S M------------ HOENN, STUPID ASS ﹃t has too much water" but the trumpets 따t didn't sell woll" GET THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR EAR AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT -71% OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE IS WATER MOST SOLD GAME FOR GBA MOST POPULAR SOUNDTRACK ON YOUTUBE NO MATTER HOW YOU SEE IT, HOENN IS THE BEST. Let's give you some simple numbers so you can comprehend just how great it is, MOST DOWNLOADED ROM BEST RATED ROM And despite piracy it was FIRST in its console THAT'S TERRIFYING kanto and johto sold more LET'S TAKE A LOOK KANTO WAS BEATEN BY TETRIS JOHTO WAS BEATEN BY KANTO AND TETRIS #1 HOENN DOMINATED ITS CONSOLE LIKE A F------ BOSS AND KANTO REMAKES WERE BEATEN BY HOENN) AND WERE BEATEN BY SUPER MARIO, NINTENDOGS, MARIO KART AND BRAIN AGE (AND SO WERE Pictured: the region JUST LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC HEAVEN HOENN HAP FULL VIEW Sity 104 Fewer Shop, Mr Brney 108 Seashore t14 Fassa Mnac's Lanette's Houses Wedtrate Fanty, Reat Stop 121: Sala Zone Etace 112 Cable Cw, Jagged Pass 125 SOLID GOLD M----------- -b-but my nostalgia "Hoenn has objectively the best Pokemon" WOW,LOOK AT THOSE M------------. 10/10 WOULD TRAIN “Hoenn has objectively the best characters" JESUS CHRIST -GOD HIMSELF COMMON "Hoenn has objectively the best plot" I saa this huge green PokeNoN flying across the sky. S--- IS ABOUT TO GET REAL Now, I know what your a----devestated self is thinking. Hoenn can't be PERPECT, it has to have a flaw WELL, IT DOESN'T /thread
QUICK, WHAT IS THE BEST REGION IN THE WORLD? Kanto? WRONG IT'S M------------ HOENN, STUPID ASS ﹃t has too much water" but the trumpets 따t didn't sell woll" GET THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR EAR AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT -71% OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE IS WATER MOST SOLD GAME FOR GBA MOST POPULAR SOUNDTRACK ON YOUTUBE NO MATTER HOW YOU SEE IT, HOENN IS THE BEST. Let's give you some simple numbers so you can comprehend just how great it is, MOST DOWNLOADED ROM BEST RATED ROM And despite piracy it was FIRST in its console THAT'S TERRIFYING kanto and johto sold more LET'S TAKE A LOOK KANTO WAS BEATEN BY TETRIS JOHTO WAS BEATEN BY KANTO AND TETRIS #1 HOENN DOMINATED ITS CONSOLE LIKE A F------ BOSS AND KANTO REMAKES WERE BEATEN BY HOENN) AND WERE BEATEN BY SUPER MARIO, NINTENDOGS, MARIO KART AND BRAIN AGE (AND SO WERE Pictured: the region JUST LOOK AT THIS MAJESTIC HEAVEN HOENN HAP FULL VIEW Sity 104 Fewer Shop, Mr Brney 108 Seashore t14 Fassa Mnac's Lanette's Houses Wedtrate Fanty, Reat Stop 121: Sala Zone Etace 112 Cable Cw, Jagged Pass 125 SOLID GOLD M----------- -b-but my nostalgia "Hoenn has objectively the best Pokemon" WOW,LOOK AT THOSE M------------. 10/10 WOULD TRAIN “Hoenn has objectively the best characters" JESUS CHRIST -GOD HIMSELF COMMON "Hoenn has objectively the best plot" I saa this huge green PokeNoN flying across the sky. S--- IS ABOUT TO GET REAL Now, I know what your a----devestated self is thinking. Hoenn can't be PERPECT, it has to have a flaw WELL, IT DOESN'T /thread

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F'ING VIVILLON

OH LOOK, ANOTHER EARLY-GAME BUTTERFLIE, WHAT'S IT GONNA DO? NIBBLE YOUR BUM? T DAMN WILL, TO YOUR ENEMIES. CHECK 0OUT THESE STATS Stat EDIOCRE RIGHT? HP: 80 Attack: 52 Defense: 50 Sp.Atk: 90 Sp.Def: 50 Speed: 89 270-364 140-187 61 114 49-112 98 223 49 -112 94 218 Total: 411 Other Pokémon with this total -Minimum stats are ciculaned with 0 EVS, Mrs of 0、and hndering nan re if appicabe. Naximum stats are calculated wth 252 EVs, Ns of 31, and a helpful nature, d BLOODY WRONG THIS SUCKER IS FAST, AND THE MOVE UIVER DANCE MAKES IT STRONGER AND FASTER IT CAN ALSO USE THE MOVE, HURRICANE WHICH COMBINED WITH ITS ABILITY, COMPOUND EYES AND QUIVER DANCE MAKES IT A 110 POWER WHIRLWIND OF DEATH WHICH HITS OVER 90% OF THE TIME IF EQUIPPED WITH A FOCUS SASH, ANYTHING THAT HITS IT, WILIL NOT KILL IT IN 0NE SHOT. AND THEN THEY CAN SAY THEIR PRAYERS
OH LOOK, ANOTHER EARLY-GAME BUTTERFLIE, WHAT'S IT GONNA DO? NIBBLE YOUR BUM? T DAMN WILL, TO YOUR ENEMIES. CHECK 0OUT THESE STATS Stat EDIOCRE RIGHT? HP: 80 Attack: 52 Defense: 50 Sp.Atk: 90 Sp.Def: 50 Speed: 89 270-364 140-187 61 114 49-112 98 223 49 -112 94 218 Total: 411 Other Pokémon with this total -Minimum stats are ciculaned with 0 EVS, Mrs of 0、and hndering nan re if appicabe. Naximum stats are calculated wth 252 EVs, Ns of 31, and a helpful nature, d BLOODY WRONG THIS SUCKER IS FAST, AND THE MOVE UIVER DANCE MAKES IT STRONGER AND FASTER IT CAN ALSO USE THE MOVE, HURRICANE WHICH COMBINED WITH ITS ABILITY, COMPOUND EYES AND QUIVER DANCE MAKES IT A 110 POWER WHIRLWIND OF DEATH WHICH HITS OVER 90% OF THE TIME IF EQUIPPED WITH A FOCUS SASH, ANYTHING THAT HITS IT, WILIL NOT KILL IT IN 0NE SHOT. AND THEN THEY CAN SAY THEIR PRAYERS

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Stop right there, you hammer-wielding f------ casual. Do you see this? Do you see this s---? That's right, bitch. It's the GODDAMN GRONGIGAS. But it looks like an Urugaan testicle on a stick! You pour yourself a nice hot cup of shut the f--- up and take a look at the stats on this mean sumbitch. Attack: 1508 O Aff:-15% Def: +25 You're reading that right. 1508 raw. That's higher than any other hammer-scratch that, any other weapon-in the goddamned game Oh, and what's that?+25 defense? Thanks, Grongigas. What a f------ bro. nd yeah, the segative affinity ane Ufe's nat Fair Menster Huster certainlyisst Get eer What's that? You want to max this s--- as far as it can go? Well there missy, you just try not to soak through your poogie-print panties while we crunch these numbers. The hammer's modifier is 5.2 you f------ scrub Learn the damage formula, pleb. Goddamn Grongigas: AuL or Honed Blade (x20) Powe rcharm (x6) Powe rtalon (x9) Demondrug (x3): Mega Demond rug or Kitchen AUL (x6): Might Seed (x10) Might Pill (x25) 1508 1612 1643 1690 1716 1726 1778 1856 What's that? Someone's got a big d---? Playing like a real manly man, are we? All right then, curl up your mustache and roll up your sleeves while we activate Felyne Heroics (135% max attack) 2506 Did I f------ stutter, bitch? Two thousand, five hundred and f------ six SPLOOSH But look at that sharpness! What am I supposed to do with blue sharpness? You take another sip of that shut the f--- up. Because yes, you'll need Sharpness 1 or Honed Blade for this bad boy to make him any good. Because thern whaaaaaaaaaaaat? PURPLE. That means his sharpness modifier goes from 1.2 to 1.44 which on top of being the best possible return for your 10 skill points, means a nearly 25% increase in damage What's that? You're running a set with Awaken? There's a good little boy Now this soulcrusher has 400 Slime +80 with Bombardier +40 with Pyro maxing at 520, bitch. That s--- will slime your little sister and won't even call her in the morning. But wwwaaaaaahhh! Slime is cheap and it's better to use elemental weaknesses wwwaaaasahhh You bite your tongue, f------. Hammer's elemental modifiers are utter s--- anyway slimesplosions Staggers for days. And when you're grinding Four Point or Pack Mentality to get your scrawny ass to HR125 you'll take all the damage you can f------ get. Once you get yourself this beautiful lump on a stick, you will never have to run to the Marina to change sets EVER F------ AGAIN You'll get to stand there in the tavern, get drunk as f---, and PRANCE like the m------------ badass you are So get ready to break some chins, bitch. You'll be farming Feel the Heat (G2*) for a while Because once you go GODDAMN GRONGIGAS, u never go
Stop right there, you hammer-wielding f------ casual. Do you see this? Do you see this s---? That's right, bitch. It's the GODDAMN GRONGIGAS. But it looks like an Urugaan testicle on a stick! You pour yourself a nice hot cup of shut the f--- up and take a look at the stats on this mean sumbitch. Attack: 1508 O Aff:-15% Def: +25 You're reading that right. 1508 raw. That's higher than any other hammer-scratch that, any other weapon-in the goddamned game Oh, and what's that?+25 defense? Thanks, Grongigas. What a f------ bro. nd yeah, the segative affinity ane Ufe's nat Fair Menster Huster certainlyisst Get eer What's that? You want to max this s--- as far as it can go? Well there missy, you just try not to soak through your poogie-print panties while we crunch these numbers. The hammer's modifier is 5.2 you f------ scrub Learn the damage formula, pleb. Goddamn Grongigas: AuL or Honed Blade (x20) Powe rcharm (x6) Powe rtalon (x9) Demondrug (x3): Mega Demond rug or Kitchen AUL (x6): Might Seed (x10) Might Pill (x25) 1508 1612 1643 1690 1716 1726 1778 1856 What's that? Someone's got a big d---? Playing like a real manly man, are we? All right then, curl up your mustache and roll up your sleeves while we activate Felyne Heroics (135% max attack) 2506 Did I f------ stutter, bitch? Two thousand, five hundred and f------ six SPLOOSH But look at that sharpness! What am I supposed to do with blue sharpness? You take another sip of that shut the f--- up. Because yes, you'll need Sharpness 1 or Honed Blade for this bad boy to make him any good. Because thern whaaaaaaaaaaaat? PURPLE. That means his sharpness modifier goes from 1.2 to 1.44 which on top of being the best possible return for your 10 skill points, means a nearly 25% increase in damage What's that? You're running a set with Awaken? There's a good little boy Now this soulcrusher has 400 Slime +80 with Bombardier +40 with Pyro maxing at 520, bitch. That s--- will slime your little sister and won't even call her in the morning. But wwwaaaaaahhh! Slime is cheap and it's better to use elemental weaknesses wwwaaaasahhh You bite your tongue, f------. Hammer's elemental modifiers are utter s--- anyway slimesplosions Staggers for days. And when you're grinding Four Point or Pack Mentality to get your scrawny ass to HR125 you'll take all the damage you can f------ get. Once you get yourself this beautiful lump on a stick, you will never have to run to the Marina to change sets EVER F------ AGAIN You'll get to stand there in the tavern, get drunk as f---, and PRANCE like the m------------ badass you are So get ready to break some chins, bitch. You'll be farming Feel the Heat (G2*) for a while Because once you go GODDAMN GRONGIGAS, u never go

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NAGISA FUCKING FURUKAWA

WHOA, WHOA WHOA BACK TO F--- UP THAT IS NAGISA F------ FURUKAWA NOT ONLY IS THIS BITCH AS CUTE AS A M------------ BUTTON SHE STOLE A GUY FROM FOUR OTHER BITCHES WHILE MAKING THEM POOR M------------ HELP HER PUT ON A PLAY I S--- YOU NOT M----------- DOES ALL OF THIS S--- WHILE BEING WEAKER THAN ANY OF THOSE POOR ASS HOES IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH THIS F----- CONTROLS TWO OF THE BIGGEST DELIQUENTS IN THE SCHOOL INSTEAD OF BEATING AROUND THE M------------ BUSH THIS M----------- ASKED STRAIGHT OUT FOR HER HUBBY TO HIT HER UP AND AFTERWARDS GIVES NO F---- WHEN TELLING HER PARENTS ABOUT IT HOLD THE F--- UP I'M NOT DONE THIS HOE IS GOING TO DIE WHEN THIS BABY COMES OUT OF HER, BUT DOES SHE GIVE F---? NOPE. THIS BITCH DIES DURINC CHILD BIRTH, BUT DOES DYING KEEP THIS M----------- DOWN? I THINK NOT, THIS BITCH COMES BACK TO LIFE LIKE M------------ JESUS, HALLELJUAH
WHOA, WHOA WHOA BACK TO F--- UP THAT IS NAGISA F------ FURUKAWA NOT ONLY IS THIS BITCH AS CUTE AS A M------------ BUTTON SHE STOLE A GUY FROM FOUR OTHER BITCHES WHILE MAKING THEM POOR M------------ HELP HER PUT ON A PLAY I S--- YOU NOT M----------- DOES ALL OF THIS S--- WHILE BEING WEAKER THAN ANY OF THOSE POOR ASS HOES IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH THIS F----- CONTROLS TWO OF THE BIGGEST DELIQUENTS IN THE SCHOOL INSTEAD OF BEATING AROUND THE M------------ BUSH THIS M----------- ASKED STRAIGHT OUT FOR HER HUBBY TO HIT HER UP AND AFTERWARDS GIVES NO F---- WHEN TELLING HER PARENTS ABOUT IT HOLD THE F--- UP I'M NOT DONE THIS HOE IS GOING TO DIE WHEN THIS BABY COMES OUT OF HER, BUT DOES SHE GIVE F---? NOPE. THIS BITCH DIES DURINC CHILD BIRTH, BUT DOES DYING KEEP THIS M----------- DOWN? I THINK NOT, THIS BITCH COMES BACK TO LIFE LIKE M------------ JESUS, HALLELJUAH

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WAKFU IS F------ AWESOME YOU WANT ANANGSTY F----- ANIME PROTAGONIST? TOUGH S--- HERE'S YOUR F------ PROTAGONIST: WANNA KNOW WHAT'S IN HIS HAT? MY D--- IN YOUR SISTER'S ASS THAT'S WHATS IN HIS F------ HAT IHOPE YOU LIKE THAT INTERRACIAL S--- BECAUSE THERE'S TWELVE F------ RACES GUESS WHICH RACES HAVE WOMEN WITH SHORT SKIRTS AND BIG HIPS ALL OF THEM, M----------- AND THEY ALL SPEAK FRENCH WATCH WAKFU
WAKFU IS F------ AWESOME YOU WANT ANANGSTY F----- ANIME PROTAGONIST? TOUGH S--- HERE'S YOUR F------ PROTAGONIST: WANNA KNOW WHAT'S IN HIS HAT? MY D--- IN YOUR SISTER'S ASS THAT'S WHATS IN HIS F------ HAT IHOPE YOU LIKE THAT INTERRACIAL S--- BECAUSE THERE'S TWELVE F------ RACES GUESS WHICH RACES HAVE WOMEN WITH SHORT SKIRTS AND BIG HIPS ALL OF THEM, M----------- AND THEY ALL SPEAK FRENCH WATCH WAKFU

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BACK THE F--- UP SON DO YOU F------ SEE WHAT THAT IS? Because that is a M------------ CHAINSAW YOR ASS RIGHT UP AND IT WILL CHOP YOUR ASS RIGHT UP KATANA LOOK AT THIS S--- LOOK AT IT A FUCKLOAD OF SPINNY-ASS BLADES WHAT'S THAT? TOO EXTREME FOR YOU YOU DUMB SLUT? WELL GET OVER IT OH WHAT THE S------- IS THIS SOME F------ ELABORATE MACHINERY UP IN THIS BITCH THIS S--- IS SU EXTREME I HAD TO PUT A F------ YOU SEEN THIS HILT? YOU WANT TO PUT COMGUZZLINGMOUH BOTTEEAY ANTW HOT THE FUCKEXPLOSIO N PLEASURE MYSELF LOoKING AT IT IN THE BACKGROUND OVER IT, DON'T YOU?
BACK THE F--- UP SON DO YOU F------ SEE WHAT THAT IS? Because that is a M------------ CHAINSAW YOR ASS RIGHT UP AND IT WILL CHOP YOUR ASS RIGHT UP KATANA LOOK AT THIS S--- LOOK AT IT A FUCKLOAD OF SPINNY-ASS BLADES WHAT'S THAT? TOO EXTREME FOR YOU YOU DUMB SLUT? WELL GET OVER IT OH WHAT THE S------- IS THIS SOME F------ ELABORATE MACHINERY UP IN THIS BITCH THIS S--- IS SU EXTREME I HAD TO PUT A F------ YOU SEEN THIS HILT? YOU WANT TO PUT COMGUZZLINGMOUH BOTTEEAY ANTW HOT THE FUCKEXPLOSIO N PLEASURE MYSELF LOoKING AT IT IN THE BACKGROUND OVER IT, DON'T YOU?

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IS THAT A F------ HONCHKROW? JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH I JUST S--- MYSELF IN FEAR, AND IF YOU WEREN'T AN UNEDUCATED, FILTH SCRUB THEN YOU WOULD BE S------- YOURSELF TOO. ANATOMY OFA HONCHKROW BREATHES FIRE A F------ HAT GLARING AT you WILL SLAP YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ASS WILL CLAW YOUR FACE OFIF HOLY T--- 100 HP Atk Def DIRECT QUOTE! HOLY F--- 52 105 52 71 THIS F------ MONSTER USED TO BE A LITTLE BITCH CROW WITH A HAT, BUT THEN IT GOT EXPOSED TO F------ RADIATION FROM A STONE AS DARK AS DARK CAN BE THAT MADE IT MUTATE INTO A HUGE F------ SATAN-CROW WITH A HAT). SpD Spe I'M WILLING TO BET THAT YOU WON'T FIND YOUR STUPID F------ DIGIMON CALLED THE IN YOUR POKEDEX LIKE HONCHKROW IS. DID YOU KNOW: A GROUP OF CROWS IS CALLED A GODDAMN MURDER.HOLY F--- A HONCHKROW COULD SUMMON AN ARMY OF MURKROW BITCHES ONGERTA TO DO HIS OR HER BIDDING BY MAKING ONE F------ SOUND BECAUSE UNTHEY ARE SO GODDAMNED AFRAID OF IT OF THE F------ SUN SINCE THIS F------ BEAST WILL NEVER FORGIVE ITS OWN KIN FOR F------ ANYTHING UP FOR IT, DON'T COUNT ON SURVIVING THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE SUMMONER OF NIGHT ITS MURKROW SLAVES D0 ALL OF THE WORK FOR IT SO IT'S FULLY RESTED FOR WHEN A PUNK COMES ALONG THINKING THEY CAN BEAT IT FLYINGDAR HONCHKROW TAKES ZERO F------ DAMAGE FROM F------ WO OF THE BEST ATTACKS SINCE F------ RBY ONCHKROW HAS TWO F------ IMMUNITIES AND PSYCHIC AND EARTHQUAKE ONLY THE WEAKNESSES OF FLYING. What's that, dickmoose? YOU WANT TO HEAR HOW YOUR POKEMON ARE GOING TO DIE? FIRE TY TAB AND SUCKER PUNG DARK PULSE SUPERPOWERSPFB LY BRAVE BIRD ROOST HE¼ AS IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH T REST ITSFUCKING SE ANU IN THE MIDST OF BA N LO (YES THERE IS MOE TURDBURGLER HONCHKROW'S ABILITIES ENI EPE YEa. 1. INSOMNIA IT DOESN'T SLEEP EVER. AND IT DOESN'T F------ NEED IT. IT NEVER HAS SLEPT IN ITS WHOLE F------ LIFE. IT USES THAT MUCH MORE TIME TO PLAN OUR DEMISE 2. SUPER LUCK. 3. F------ MOXIE.FDE HETHING ITS ATTACKS WILL DO DOUBLE DAMAGE MORE OFTEN DOUBLE F------ DAMAGE IT KILLS ITS ATTACKS WILL ONLY DO MORE DAMAGE. HOLY F------ CHRIST THE MORE BLO0D IT CASUALLY F------ SAMPLES, THE MORE IT WANTS ISCARED g0 KISS YOUR A--- VIRGINITY GOODBYE AND PREPARE TO BE DEVOURED BY MILLIONS OF F------ CROWS
IS THAT A F------ HONCHKROW? JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH I JUST S--- MYSELF IN FEAR, AND IF YOU WEREN'T AN UNEDUCATED, FILTH SCRUB THEN YOU WOULD BE S------- YOURSELF TOO. ANATOMY OFA HONCHKROW BREATHES FIRE A F------ HAT GLARING AT you WILL SLAP YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ASS WILL CLAW YOUR FACE OFIF HOLY T--- 100 HP Atk Def DIRECT QUOTE! HOLY F--- 52 105 52 71 THIS F------ MONSTER USED TO BE A LITTLE BITCH CROW WITH A HAT, BUT THEN IT GOT EXPOSED TO F------ RADIATION FROM A STONE AS DARK AS DARK CAN BE THAT MADE IT MUTATE INTO A HUGE F------ SATAN-CROW WITH A HAT). SpD Spe I'M WILLING TO BET THAT YOU WON'T FIND YOUR STUPID F------ DIGIMON CALLED THE IN YOUR POKEDEX LIKE HONCHKROW IS. DID YOU KNOW: A GROUP OF CROWS IS CALLED A GODDAMN MURDER.HOLY F--- A HONCHKROW COULD SUMMON AN ARMY OF MURKROW BITCHES ONGERTA TO DO HIS OR HER BIDDING BY MAKING ONE F------ SOUND BECAUSE UNTHEY ARE SO GODDAMNED AFRAID OF IT OF THE F------ SUN SINCE THIS F------ BEAST WILL NEVER FORGIVE ITS OWN KIN FOR F------ ANYTHING UP FOR IT, DON'T COUNT ON SURVIVING THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE SUMMONER OF NIGHT ITS MURKROW SLAVES D0 ALL OF THE WORK FOR IT SO IT'S FULLY RESTED FOR WHEN A PUNK COMES ALONG THINKING THEY CAN BEAT IT FLYINGDAR HONCHKROW TAKES ZERO F------ DAMAGE FROM F------ WO OF THE BEST ATTACKS SINCE F------ RBY ONCHKROW HAS TWO F------ IMMUNITIES AND PSYCHIC AND EARTHQUAKE ONLY THE WEAKNESSES OF FLYING. What's that, dickmoose? YOU WANT TO HEAR HOW YOUR POKEMON ARE GOING TO DIE? FIRE TY TAB AND SUCKER PUNG DARK PULSE SUPERPOWERSPFB LY BRAVE BIRD ROOST HE¼ AS IF THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH T REST ITSFUCKING SE ANU IN THE MIDST OF BA N LO (YES THERE IS MOE TURDBURGLER HONCHKROW'S ABILITIES ENI EPE YEa. 1. INSOMNIA IT DOESN'T SLEEP EVER. AND IT DOESN'T F------ NEED IT. IT NEVER HAS SLEPT IN ITS WHOLE F------ LIFE. IT USES THAT MUCH MORE TIME TO PLAN OUR DEMISE 2. SUPER LUCK. 3. F------ MOXIE.FDE HETHING ITS ATTACKS WILL DO DOUBLE DAMAGE MORE OFTEN DOUBLE F------ DAMAGE IT KILLS ITS ATTACKS WILL ONLY DO MORE DAMAGE. HOLY F------ CHRIST THE MORE BLO0D IT CASUALLY F------ SAMPLES, THE MORE IT WANTS ISCARED g0 KISS YOUR A--- VIRGINITY GOODBYE AND PREPARE TO BE DEVOURED BY MILLIONS OF F------ CROWS

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M------------ DOCTOR STRANGE Not sure how many of you guys read classic Marvel comics, but if you don't, you're probably asking yourself "what's up with this Vincent Price - looking a------ in the flamboyant cape? In which case, shut the f--- up and sit your punk ass down because it's time for you to respect the Sorceror F------ Suprem To this guy, time and space are just a f------ party game. He can ZA WARUDO you and i dimension on your ass, or just keep time stopped permanently and laugh at you for being a goddamn statue. He can also revers time, speed it up, travel backwards or forwards, hell, one time some aliens tried to invade our universe, and he was just like nstead of a steamroller, drop a f------ LOL NO" and froze their entire universe in time permanently Which brings me to another thing: moving between dimension nd universes ain't s--- to him. You can't f------ hide from th guy. Now that's great and all, but can he bring the firepower? You bet your ass he can. Busting planets and stars is easy for him, and don't think galaxies and even universes are safe either, Decause he can call on the powers of the Vishanti to f--- that s--- up. So what about his mind? Can you go all Professor X on him and shut him down? No you f------ can't. Moondragon, one f the most powerful psychics in Marvel with the Mind Gem, which gives her the of all the minds in the universe got punked by Steve here in a mental battle. Now you re probably thinking "that's great and all, but I'm fast as hell, I'll just kick his ass befo re he can do any of that s---". HAHAHAHAHAHA, this guy has automatic shieds that will stop you dead in your tracks at the f------ speed of light and even if you get arou nd that, he ca So can I sneak poison into his food or something? Go ahead and try, your poison will end up in another dimension. Okay, so you can't kill him, but you can send him away to the farthest reaches of the multiverse, never to bother you again, right? Oops, look, he's back. Wand of Watoomb, bitch. Now let's say you somehow manage to disable his magic. No magic, no threat, right? That's what you'll be thinking until he cracks your skull open with his bare hands. That's right, he's the master of both mystic and martia l arts. H moves at about a bazillion times the speed of light. So then you go "f--- this, I cont trol reality and s---, I'll just erase him from existence" Oh no you don't. He can call upon and merge with Eternity himself, the abstract embodiment of All There Is, and then you'll be the one getting erased. Hell, he used this little trick to defeat Death itself. And if you do somehow have more power than him, guess what? He'll f------ steal that s--- and leave you powerless. He's even done it to a guy whose power was literally "I'm always stronger than you are." If you still think you can beat him, let me remind you that he has over 7000 years of experience, invented n fight as a spirit without his body, and then just remake his body later. e fought Mantis to a standstill, the same chick who tagged The Runner, who n forms of magic, routinely beats down gods and cosmic beings, and keeps an entire universe in a f------ closet in his house (which is also in another dimens on, BTW). Merlin, eat your f------ heart out.
M------------ DOCTOR STRANGE Not sure how many of you guys read classic Marvel comics, but if you don't, you're probably asking yourself "what's up with this Vincent Price - looking a------ in the flamboyant cape? In which case, shut the f--- up and sit your punk ass down because it's time for you to respect the Sorceror F------ Suprem To this guy, time and space are just a f------ party game. He can ZA WARUDO you and i dimension on your ass, or just keep time stopped permanently and laugh at you for being a goddamn statue. He can also revers time, speed it up, travel backwards or forwards, hell, one time some aliens tried to invade our universe, and he was just like nstead of a steamroller, drop a f------ LOL NO" and froze their entire universe in time permanently Which brings me to another thing: moving between dimension nd universes ain't s--- to him. You can't f------ hide from th guy. Now that's great and all, but can he bring the firepower? You bet your ass he can. Busting planets and stars is easy for him, and don't think galaxies and even universes are safe either, Decause he can call on the powers of the Vishanti to f--- that s--- up. So what about his mind? Can you go all Professor X on him and shut him down? No you f------ can't. Moondragon, one f the most powerful psychics in Marvel with the Mind Gem, which gives her the of all the minds in the universe got punked by Steve here in a mental battle. Now you re probably thinking "that's great and all, but I'm fast as hell, I'll just kick his ass befo re he can do any of that s---". HAHAHAHAHAHA, this guy has automatic shieds that will stop you dead in your tracks at the f------ speed of light and even if you get arou nd that, he ca So can I sneak poison into his food or something? Go ahead and try, your poison will end up in another dimension. Okay, so you can't kill him, but you can send him away to the farthest reaches of the multiverse, never to bother you again, right? Oops, look, he's back. Wand of Watoomb, bitch. Now let's say you somehow manage to disable his magic. No magic, no threat, right? That's what you'll be thinking until he cracks your skull open with his bare hands. That's right, he's the master of both mystic and martia l arts. H moves at about a bazillion times the speed of light. So then you go "f--- this, I cont trol reality and s---, I'll just erase him from existence" Oh no you don't. He can call upon and merge with Eternity himself, the abstract embodiment of All There Is, and then you'll be the one getting erased. Hell, he used this little trick to defeat Death itself. And if you do somehow have more power than him, guess what? He'll f------ steal that s--- and leave you powerless. He's even done it to a guy whose power was literally "I'm always stronger than you are." If you still think you can beat him, let me remind you that he has over 7000 years of experience, invented n fight as a spirit without his body, and then just remake his body later. e fought Mantis to a standstill, the same chick who tagged The Runner, who n forms of magic, routinely beats down gods and cosmic beings, and keeps an entire universe in a f------ closet in his house (which is also in another dimens on, BTW). Merlin, eat your f------ heart out.

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QUICK, WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE WORLD? Arceus? WRONG IT'S M------------ MAGIKARP, STUPID ASS it's so weak and useless "it's just a stupid little fish" why is it so ugly and dumb GET THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR EAR AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT 71% OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE IS WATER 90% OF LIFE IN THE WATER IS MAGIKARP -100% OF MAGIKARP'S BODY IS PURE PAIN NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO, YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE Let's give you some simple numbers so you can comprehend just how f----- you are, 20 base HP 10 base attack 8base speed. If it's raining, then its speed DOUBLES SWEET GANDHI'S T---, THAT'S TERRIFYING time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use. Well, guess what? We're just getting warmed up. It's
QUICK, WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL POKEMON IN THE WORLD? Arceus? WRONG IT'S M------------ MAGIKARP, STUPID ASS it's so weak and useless "it's just a stupid little fish" why is it so ugly and dumb GET THAT D--- OUT OF YOUR EAR AND PAY ATTENTION GODDAMMIT 71% OF THE PLANET'S SURFACE IS WATER 90% OF LIFE IN THE WATER IS MAGIKARP -100% OF MAGIKARP'S BODY IS PURE PAIN NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO, YOU WILL NOT BE SAFE Let's give you some simple numbers so you can comprehend just how f----- you are, 20 base HP 10 base attack 8base speed. If it's raining, then its speed DOUBLES SWEET GANDHI'S T---, THAT'S TERRIFYING time to show you the deadly attacks Magikarp can use. Well, guess what? We're just getting warmed up. It's

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HOLD ON TO YOURANUS COs YOUR ABOUT TO HAVE YOUR BRAIN TURNED INTO S---! THATS RIGHT F-----, WHILE YOUR TUCKED UP IN BED DREAMING OF MY LITTLE PONY YOU WERN'T EXPECTING A F------ BANANA DIPPED CHOCOLATE ELEPHANT TO STROLL IN AND EAT YOUR F------ DREAMS WELL TOO BAD BITCH ‘COS ITS TOO LATE, THIS CRAZY ASS N----- IS ALL READY CHOWING DOWN AND SUCKING UP ALL YOUR LIFE I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING: WHAT WAS THAT, YOU DIDN'T GET A 1 HIT KO, WELL YOUR S--- OUT OF LUCK COs YOUR ALAKAZAM IS A F------ P---- WHO LOVES TO GIVE IT BUT CAN'T TAKE IT. DROWZEE TAKES YOUR PUNY DAMAGE AND LAUGHS! YOU BETTER BE ON SPEED BOY ‘COS IF YOU NOD OFF YOUR F------ DEAD AND WERE BACK UP TO FULL POWER! S---! WE CAN WAIT WE AREN'T LIMITED BY THE WEAKNESS OF NEEDING SLEEP!

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CHECK OUT THIS M------------ RIGHT HERE THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S LEAFEON. HE'S A CAT AND A PLANT COMBINED LIKE A LION F----- A SUNFLOWER FOR S---- AND GIGGLES WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT AN AUTOGRAPH? TOUGH. HES TOO BUSY TELLING WATER TYPES TO EAT S--- SPEAKING OF EATING, THIS BADASS HAS NO NEED FOR FOOD HE GETS HIS ENERGY FROM F------ PHOTO-F-------SYNTHESIS HES LIKE A F------ TREE, STURDY LIKEA GOD DAMNED REDWOOD DON'T YOU EVEN F------ THINKABOUT CUTTING HIM DOWN THOUGH, HE'LL SLAP YOUR S--- SILLY BEFORE YOU CAN EVEN SAY MOSSY ROCK
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LOOK AT THIS, M----------- THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST POKEMON A TRAINER CAN HAVE -FIRST OF ALL, IT'S A F------ PSYCHIC TYPE. DON'T F------ LIE, YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER AND NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONE, H-------- -BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, THIS BITCH CAN F------ TELEPORT. YOU WANT TO ESCAPE THAT CRASHING PLANE? DYING IS FOR P------, REAL MEN TELEPORT WITH THEIR PSYCHIC. BUT THERE'S MORE. I KNOW, HOLY F--- THIS M----------- HAS A F------ STRONG TRAINER BOND, SEE THAT RED THING ON ITS CHEST? IT F------ SENSES EMOTIONS AND S--- JESUS CHRIST. -SERIOUSLY, IT'S A F------ PSYCHIC TYPE THAT CAN R--- FROM A DISTANCE, IT TELEPORTS YOU TO SAFETY, AND IT'S HOT. IN FACT, I'D BEND THAT FIRM PORCELAIN ASS OVER A TABLE AND JUST PLAIN OLE RAM IT UP HER POOPER UNTIL MORNING AND THAT'S WHY GARDEVOIR IS THE BEST POKEMON EVER
LOOK AT THIS, M----------- THIS BITCH RIGHT HERE IS THE BEST POKEMON A TRAINER CAN HAVE -FIRST OF ALL, IT'S A F------ PSYCHIC TYPE. DON'T F------ LIE, YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED ONE AT SOME POINT OR ANOTHER AND NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONE, H-------- -BUT THAT'S NOT ALL, THIS BITCH CAN F------ TELEPORT. YOU WANT TO ESCAPE THAT CRASHING PLANE? DYING IS FOR P------, REAL MEN TELEPORT WITH THEIR PSYCHIC. BUT THERE'S MORE. I KNOW, HOLY F--- THIS M----------- HAS A F------ STRONG TRAINER BOND, SEE THAT RED THING ON ITS CHEST? IT F------ SENSES EMOTIONS AND S--- JESUS CHRIST. -SERIOUSLY, IT'S A F------ PSYCHIC TYPE THAT CAN R--- FROM A DISTANCE, IT TELEPORTS YOU TO SAFETY, AND IT'S HOT. IN FACT, I'D BEND THAT FIRM PORCELAIN ASS OVER A TABLE AND JUST PLAIN OLE RAM IT UP HER POOPER UNTIL MORNING AND THAT'S WHY GARDEVOIR IS THE BEST POKEMON EVER

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