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Anonymous 06/25/22(Sat)09:49:22 No.603654307 file.png 1007 KB PNG >uhh, this mall sucks >hhhuhuh yeah, this sucks. i want nachos. >hey ask that girl over there if she like knows where the food is >uhhhhhhhuhuhu >hey baby >>603655294 # >>603655878 #
Anonymous 06/25/22(Sat)09:49:22 No.603654307 file.png 1007 KB PNG >uhh, this mall sucks >hhhuhuh yeah, this sucks. i want nachos. >hey ask that girl over there if she like knows where the food is >uhhhhhhhuhuhu >hey baby >>603655294 # >>603655878 #

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Anon can't parry | /r/Greentext

. 4h (07/26/24 04:14) 683790019 · 117 Re 24 Img PNG 1MB (1024 × 1024) · 1712521898875129.png 17 Replies . >just stand there >press 1 button >defeat the boss without experiencing 90% of its moveset Why are we pretending parrying isn't cheese? Having to time your parries means nothing, rolling through multiple attacks takes way more timing than parrying ever can 000
. 4h (07/26/24 04:14) 683790019 · 117 Re 24 Img PNG 1MB (1024 × 1024) · 1712521898875129.png 17 Replies . >just stand there >press 1 button >defeat the boss without experiencing 90% of its moveset Why are we pretending parrying isn't cheese? Having to time your parries means nothing, rolling through multiple attacks takes way more timing than parrying ever can 000

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Outstanding cocksucker | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)18:16:33 No.201386561 NEW YORK ST "Hawk Tuah" Girl Hailey Welch now in talks for her own reality show chrome_6NddT5kFye.png 1.36 MB PNG Watch > >get legit tv show for bragging about sucking on d---- pornstars be literally like: WTAF?
Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)18:16:33 No.201386561 NEW YORK ST "Hawk Tuah" Girl Hailey Welch now in talks for her own reality show chrome_6NddT5kFye.png 1.36 MB PNG Watch > >get legit tv show for bragging about sucking on d---- pornstars be literally like: WTAF?

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Anon has a fateful encounter | /r/Greentext

File: 1374360790684.jpg-(357 KB, 1920x1080, 1367885161753.jpg) >Enter apartment, piace is a mess. Anonymous (ID: B8zcd169) 07/20/13(Sat) 18:53:10 No.494536774 Replies: >>494539170 >>494540261 >>494540450 >>494540476 >>494540613 >>494540928 Ok story time >On my way home from work >Prostitute stops me, asks if i wanna have a good time >Easy 9/10 >Notice she already has her hand down my pants >TFW.rar >Head back to my place, dont even negotiate prices >Dirty dishes, trash everywhere, can tell she looks disgusted >"Oh, my damn roomate is a f------ pig" >Obvious i dont have roomate >Ready to go, i move the empty pizza box off the couch and start kissing her >Get hard immediately, she pulls my d--- out and starts kissing the tip >Every kiss she looks up at me >"Tell me your name" >"Oh, my names anon" >"Nice to meet you, anon" >"Tell me what i can do for you, anon" >Harderthanever.jpg >Every kiss gets me harder than i thought possible >Fantasys taking over as the testosterone runs through my vains >"Lick my a------, baby" >"Ok" she says without a moments pause >On my back, now, she keeps kissing me working down my d--- until she has my right nut in her mouth >Ready or not, she licks my grundel and works her way to my a------ >Enjoying this way too much >Very softly she slides a finger into my ass >Enterthedragon@brucelee.gov >R----------- needs some attention >"You know what I really want?" >"Buttsex" >"Oh, well thats gonna cost ya" >Damn, still never negotiated any prices >YOLO.gif >Whatever, it will be worth it >A--- insertion commences >Like the way that feels >Keep thinking about sister >"Take that d---, Heather" >How did i let that slip >E-------- the load of a million loads in her ass >Damn that felt good >Isert c-- and s--- covered c--- into her mouth >Never before had i gotten so much satisfaction >Only thing to do now is pay the piper >"So what do I owe ya?" >"A---? Thats $800" >U got to be kidding me, I dont have that kind of money >Reach into my pocket, pull out a my gat, and tell that w---- to read the first letter of every sentence
File: 1374360790684.jpg-(357 KB, 1920x1080, 1367885161753.jpg) >Enter apartment, piace is a mess. Anonymous (ID: B8zcd169) 07/20/13(Sat) 18:53:10 No.494536774 Replies: >>494539170 >>494540261 >>494540450 >>494540476 >>494540613 >>494540928 Ok story time >On my way home from work >Prostitute stops me, asks if i wanna have a good time >Easy 9/10 >Notice she already has her hand down my pants >TFW.rar >Head back to my place, dont even negotiate prices >Dirty dishes, trash everywhere, can tell she looks disgusted >"Oh, my damn roomate is a f------ pig" >Obvious i dont have roomate >Ready to go, i move the empty pizza box off the couch and start kissing her >Get hard immediately, she pulls my d--- out and starts kissing the tip >Every kiss she looks up at me >"Tell me your name" >"Oh, my names anon" >"Nice to meet you, anon" >"Tell me what i can do for you, anon" >Harderthanever.jpg >Every kiss gets me harder than i thought possible >Fantasys taking over as the testosterone runs through my vains >"Lick my a------, baby" >"Ok" she says without a moments pause >On my back, now, she keeps kissing me working down my d--- until she has my right nut in her mouth >Ready or not, she licks my grundel and works her way to my a------ >Enjoying this way too much >Very softly she slides a finger into my ass >Enterthedragon@brucelee.gov >R----------- needs some attention >"You know what I really want?" >"Buttsex" >"Oh, well thats gonna cost ya" >Damn, still never negotiated any prices >YOLO.gif >Whatever, it will be worth it >A--- insertion commences >Like the way that feels >Keep thinking about sister >"Take that d---, Heather" >How did i let that slip >E-------- the load of a million loads in her ass >Damn that felt good >Isert c-- and s--- covered c--- into her mouth >Never before had i gotten so much satisfaction >Only thing to do now is pay the piper >"So what do I owe ya?" >"A---? Thats $800" >U got to be kidding me, I dont have that kind of money >Reach into my pocket, pull out a my gat, and tell that w---- to read the first letter of every sentence

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I feel your pain Anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous stopped but she shat that Around the time she was hool she startad 07/26/24(Fri)21:43:21 No.78285706 It pains me that I'll never have a tall gf... 84 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)21:46:30 No.78285731 Like I just passed a white girl with beautiful blonde hair and she was 6'1 (albeit she had shoes that gave her extra height) and I just couldn't stop looking at her. Anonymous >tfw 6'4 but submissive 07/26/24(Fri)21:48:10 No.78285741 >tfw will never have a gf taller than me I've won but at what cost...
: Anonymous stopped but she shat that Around the time she was hool she startad 07/26/24(Fri)21:43:21 No.78285706 It pains me that I'll never have a tall gf... 84 KB JPG 2 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)21:46:30 No.78285731 Like I just passed a white girl with beautiful blonde hair and she was 6'1 (albeit she had shoes that gave her extra height) and I just couldn't stop looking at her. Anonymous >tfw 6'4 but submissive 07/26/24(Fri)21:48:10 No.78285741 >tfw will never have a gf taller than me I've won but at what cost...

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What did I mean by this? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)23:50:39 No.86161127 AMOUNT: 25.00 EUR DEFE 26 3h 575 6% 8 8 ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >Please insert your card >... >Do not remove card >Do not remove card >Do not re- >REMOVE YOUR CARD NOW >REMOVE IT NOW >ARE YOU CRAZY REMOVE IT NOW >OH MY GOD REMOVE IT NOW
Anonymous 08/22/21(Sun)23:50:39 No.86161127 AMOUNT: 25.00 EUR DEFE 26 3h 575 6% 8 8 ss.jpg 60 KB JPG >Please insert your card >... >Do not remove card >Do not remove card >Do not re- >REMOVE YOUR CARD NOW >REMOVE IT NOW >ARE YOU CRAZY REMOVE IT NOW >OH MY GOD REMOVE IT NOW

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White devil | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)17:22:05 No. 199339911 >Fly over to New Zealand >Pilot successfully lands the plane and the New Zealanders on board spontaneously break out into the Haka >Have to wait while some Maori elder blesses the luggage cart before they can start unloading the plane >Get to passport control that's staffed by a white guy with a face tattoo >Does the Haka before stamping each passport >After waiting in line for what feels like hours I get to the front where I am called a white devil and told to respect the culture of his people >Finally collect my bag and leave the airport (though not before enduring 3 more Hakas along the way) >Get in the cab but have to wait for Maori blessing before we can start driving >Doesn't ask where I want to go he just starts driving me towards The Lord of the rings museum >I try to protest but he says that I have to go or I will offend his Maori ancestors >He's as white as me >Whatever I ask him to turn on the radio >It's the Haka >>199340493 #
Anonymous 07/04/24(Thu)17:22:05 No. 199339911 >Fly over to New Zealand >Pilot successfully lands the plane and the New Zealanders on board spontaneously break out into the Haka >Have to wait while some Maori elder blesses the luggage cart before they can start unloading the plane >Get to passport control that's staffed by a white guy with a face tattoo >Does the Haka before stamping each passport >After waiting in line for what feels like hours I get to the front where I am called a white devil and told to respect the culture of his people >Finally collect my bag and leave the airport (though not before enduring 3 more Hakas along the way) >Get in the cab but have to wait for Maori blessing before we can start driving >Doesn't ask where I want to go he just starts driving me towards The Lord of the rings museum >I try to protest but he says that I have to go or I will offend his Maori ancestors >He's as white as me >Whatever I ask him to turn on the radio >It's the Haka >>199340493 #

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I WILL title this. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)22:57:19 No.870984116 IMG_20220119_225458.jpg 354 KB JPG >beat millions of other sperms in the race to the egg >their ghosts torment you as you live the life they should've had Was it worth it anon?
Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)22:57:19 No.870984116 IMG_20220119_225458.jpg 354 KB JPG >beat millions of other sperms in the race to the egg >their ghosts torment you as you live the life they should've had Was it worth it anon?

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Bittersweet life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)15:42:22 No.78182673 LayneStaley-02_reference-01_02.jpg 33 KB JPG >world famous rockstar >had multiple lifetimes worth of wealth >access to all the beautiful women >locks himself in his room and does every drug under the sun until death Life just sucks no matter what, huh?
: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)15:42:22 No.78182673 LayneStaley-02_reference-01_02.jpg 33 KB JPG >world famous rockstar >had multiple lifetimes worth of wealth >access to all the beautiful women >locks himself in his room and does every drug under the sun until death Life just sucks no matter what, huh?

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The Shareholders meeting | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: G318L2b) 07/25/24(Thu)11:41:02 No.475573061>>475573146>>475574581 >>475574719>>475577512 >>475578308 >>475578819 >>475588504>>475589488 >>475607542 >>475608426 >>475608641 >>475610924 7us3eghiuled1.jpg (113 KB, 1080x888) google yandex igdb wait >>475572951 Arsen Ostrovsky & @Ostrov_A. 28m Netanyahu is barely able to go two sentences without receiving applause. Much of it standing too! There is immense support here. JOINT MEETING OF CONGRESS 53 122 823 ili 8.1K LIVE 2:06 pm ET C-SPAN Anonymous (ID: JmCexuxm) 07/25/24(Thu)11:42:33 No.475573146 >>475578660 >>475601114 1528853521018.jpg (69 KB, 545x448) google yandex iqdb wait >>475573061 Just like North Korea and China's conferences. Anonymous (ID: 7sirk+bR) 07/25/24(Thu)13:08:49 No.475578660 >>475580894 >>475587441 >>475588312 >>475603964 >>475573146 Yep, but there is a difference. China's leader is Chinese. North Korea's leader is North Korean. America's leader is.. israeli.
Anonymous (ID: G318L2b) 07/25/24(Thu)11:41:02 No.475573061>>475573146>>475574581 >>475574719>>475577512 >>475578308 >>475578819 >>475588504>>475589488 >>475607542 >>475608426 >>475608641 >>475610924 7us3eghiuled1.jpg (113 KB, 1080x888) google yandex igdb wait >>475572951 Arsen Ostrovsky & @Ostrov_A. 28m Netanyahu is barely able to go two sentences without receiving applause. Much of it standing too! There is immense support here. JOINT MEETING OF CONGRESS 53 122 823 ili 8.1K LIVE 2:06 pm ET C-SPAN Anonymous (ID: JmCexuxm) 07/25/24(Thu)11:42:33 No.475573146 >>475578660 >>475601114 1528853521018.jpg (69 KB, 545x448) google yandex iqdb wait >>475573061 Just like North Korea and China's conferences. Anonymous (ID: 7sirk+bR) 07/25/24(Thu)13:08:49 No.475578660 >>475580894 >>475587441 >>475588312 >>475603964 >>475573146 Yep, but there is a difference. China's leader is Chinese. North Korea's leader is North Korean. America's leader is.. israeli.

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First to Fight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)23:25:16 No.78183464 Joseph-Gerdvil.jpg 809 KB JPG how I smile at women on the street
: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)23:25:16 No.78183464 Joseph-Gerdvil.jpg 809 KB JPG how I smile at women on the street

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Lovely immersion | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:31:38 No.682905607 Nagi Reccetear.gif 35 KB GIF >playing a game >actually having a ton of fun with it >suddenly a female character in the game steals your heart forever and you're in love This ever happen to you?
: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed)05:31:38 No.682905607 Nagi Reccetear.gif 35 KB GIF >playing a game >actually having a ton of fun with it >suddenly a female character in the game steals your heart forever and you're in love This ever happen to you?

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anon theorizes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun) 22:13:47 No.432751623 >>432751802 >>432751863 >>432752283 File: 2dd.jpg (37 KB, 600x600) >>432750294 # The more I thought about it the more I realized why this took off so fast. >Bowser is big, strong and assertive when it comes to romance >Bowser acts self confident, but often is worried about looking good, suggesting insecurity >Bowser is a romantic, who in the past made plans for dinner dates, and wants a perfect marriage >Is antagonistic and mean sometimes, but in a dorky endearing way Bowser has been best girl this entire god damned time.
Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun) 22:13:47 No.432751623 >>432751802 >>432751863 >>432752283 File: 2dd.jpg (37 KB, 600x600) >>432750294 # The more I thought about it the more I realized why this took off so fast. >Bowser is big, strong and assertive when it comes to romance >Bowser acts self confident, but often is worried about looking good, suggesting insecurity >Bowser is a romantic, who in the past made plans for dinner dates, and wants a perfect marriage >Is antagonistic and mean sometimes, but in a dorky endearing way Bowser has been best girl this entire god damned time.

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Earl of Sandwich | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/27/21 (Fri)21:13:07 No.65157997 52 KB JPG >>65156362 >live in a bad part of town >work at a grocery store >always give hobos the food the store wants to throw out >on cold days, I make a big jug of coffee and hand it out to them >no one ever asks me for cash because they know I'm broke >am known as the "sandwich man" because I usually make sandwiches for them >last year, got mugged walking back home >5 seconds after being confronted I hear "AYO GET AWAY FROM THE SANDWICH MAN!" >4 or 5 homeless guys run to me from half a block away yelling at the mugger to get away from me despite him having a knife >he ran off after they came and they chased after him >follow and there was like 10 of them gathered around and he was pinned to the ground >one called the police and they arrested the guy >was told "if anyone f---- with you sandwich man, we got your back" >mfw I basically have a street gang by giving away day old sandwich meat and bread I am told to throw in the trash
: Anonymous 08/27/21 (Fri)21:13:07 No.65157997 52 KB JPG >>65156362 >live in a bad part of town >work at a grocery store >always give hobos the food the store wants to throw out >on cold days, I make a big jug of coffee and hand it out to them >no one ever asks me for cash because they know I'm broke >am known as the "sandwich man" because I usually make sandwiches for them >last year, got mugged walking back home >5 seconds after being confronted I hear "AYO GET AWAY FROM THE SANDWICH MAN!" >4 or 5 homeless guys run to me from half a block away yelling at the mugger to get away from me despite him having a knife >he ran off after they came and they chased after him >follow and there was like 10 of them gathered around and he was pinned to the ground >one called the police and they arrested the guy >was told "if anyone f---- with you sandwich man, we got your back" >mfw I basically have a street gang by giving away day old sandwich meat and bread I am told to throw in the trash

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Anon is curving | /r/Greentext

. 38m (07/25/24 20:02) 78281736 - 4 Re - 0 Img JPG 87KB (1080 × 1080) · 44705681.jpg 1 Reply >Be me >Straight Man in my 30s >3 men in the past month have told me I'm very attractive, One straight up asked me to f--- him. >Never in my life been told I'm attractive by women, and have had all of my advances on women snubbed What does this mean? Why is it like this?
. 38m (07/25/24 20:02) 78281736 - 4 Re - 0 Img JPG 87KB (1080 × 1080) · 44705681.jpg 1 Reply >Be me >Straight Man in my 30s >3 men in the past month have told me I'm very attractive, One straight up asked me to f--- him. >Never in my life been told I'm attractive by women, and have had all of my advances on women snubbed What does this mean? Why is it like this?

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anon ascends | /r/Greentext

File: hospital.jpg (1.88 MB, 3024x4032) ☐ Your time is just about up Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)10:02:39 No.921885988 >>921886526 You're leaning back in your hospital bed. The sun is shining through the window as birds chirp, as kids play, as the wind blows. It's a beautiful day. You wish you could go outside one last time. You turn away from the window. You see your family. Your son, your daughter-in-law, your grandkids, even your great-grandkids. And...your wife. They all have tears in their eyes as they know your time is coming to an end. You're not sad. You've lived a good, long life. You're prepared for whatever comes next. You've gone deaf, but as you flatline, you see your wife mutter some words. You can make them out as you read her lips. "I love you." At first... you know nothing. But then, you hear it. Life. People talking, animals exploring. You open your eyes to see the sun shining down on you. There's clouds in the sky. Is this... Heaven? You look around to see all your dead family members. It must be. You hear footsteps. Turning, you see... a man? It's hard to tell. His nose is big, his clothing ragged, his ears... like trumpets? His skin... green? Before you can say anything, he speaks. "Welcome to my swamp, laddeh. I've been waiting for ya." Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)10:14:04 No.921886526 File: 1448283592078.gif (985 KB, 500x375) >>921885988 (OP) Might be because I'm high right now but this really got me in a good way.
File: hospital.jpg (1.88 MB, 3024x4032) ☐ Your time is just about up Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)10:02:39 No.921885988 >>921886526 You're leaning back in your hospital bed. The sun is shining through the window as birds chirp, as kids play, as the wind blows. It's a beautiful day. You wish you could go outside one last time. You turn away from the window. You see your family. Your son, your daughter-in-law, your grandkids, even your great-grandkids. And...your wife. They all have tears in their eyes as they know your time is coming to an end. You're not sad. You've lived a good, long life. You're prepared for whatever comes next. You've gone deaf, but as you flatline, you see your wife mutter some words. You can make them out as you read her lips. "I love you." At first... you know nothing. But then, you hear it. Life. People talking, animals exploring. You open your eyes to see the sun shining down on you. There's clouds in the sky. Is this... Heaven? You look around to see all your dead family members. It must be. You hear footsteps. Turning, you see... a man? It's hard to tell. His nose is big, his clothing ragged, his ears... like trumpets? His skin... green? Before you can say anything, he speaks. "Welcome to my swamp, laddeh. I've been waiting for ya." Anonymous 07/26/24(Fri)10:14:04 No.921886526 File: 1448283592078.gif (985 KB, 500x375) >>921885988 (OP) Might be because I'm high right now but this really got me in a good way.

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They didn't drop the ball (yet) | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous July 22, 2024 07/24/24(Wed)21:36:08 No.683656198 Baldur's Gate 3 Still Reaching 100K Daily Steam Players One Year After Launch By Avinash Jaisrani ✓ Expert Verified By Baldur's Gate 3 Has Stood The Test Of Time! Steam charts 69,246 players right now 112,973 SHARE f Facebook X Twitter + 0 Comments 24-hour peak Share Compare with others... 875,343 all-time peak 11 months ago SteamDB info Story Highlight • Baldur's Gate 3 will be officially one year old in a few days. • The RPG still consistently hits more than 100K concurrent players on Steam daily. • With this type of staying power, it can rival many live service games. >outlasts Palworld >outlasts Helldivers 2 1.jpg 808 KB JPG >outlasts Dragon's Dogma 2 >has better player retention in first year of release than Elden Ring, Hogwarts, Cyberpunk, and Red Dead 2 How did a small Belgian studio BTFO the industry like this?
: Anonymous July 22, 2024 07/24/24(Wed)21:36:08 No.683656198 Baldur's Gate 3 Still Reaching 100K Daily Steam Players One Year After Launch By Avinash Jaisrani ✓ Expert Verified By Baldur's Gate 3 Has Stood The Test Of Time! Steam charts 69,246 players right now 112,973 SHARE f Facebook X Twitter + 0 Comments 24-hour peak Share Compare with others... 875,343 all-time peak 11 months ago SteamDB info Story Highlight • Baldur's Gate 3 will be officially one year old in a few days. • The RPG still consistently hits more than 100K concurrent players on Steam daily. • With this type of staying power, it can rival many live service games. >outlasts Palworld >outlasts Helldivers 2 1.jpg 808 KB JPG >outlasts Dragon's Dogma 2 >has better player retention in first year of release than Elden Ring, Hogwarts, Cyberpunk, and Red Dead 2 How did a small Belgian studio BTFO the industry like this?

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Slow down tubby! You're not on the moon yet! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 80 KB JPG 01/10/22(Mon)14:18:43 No.66928349 >be me, fat kid munching on a pie in 5th grade >random old guy sees me, tells me to slow down and leave some for later >get embarrassed and furious at the audacity of this old man >many years later i am severely overweight and on 4chan He was right
: Anonymous 80 KB JPG 01/10/22(Mon)14:18:43 No.66928349 >be me, fat kid munching on a pie in 5th grade >random old guy sees me, tells me to slow down and leave some for later >get embarrassed and furious at the audacity of this old man >many years later i am severely overweight and on 4chan He was right

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Milf mod deficiency | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed) 05:46:09 No.682906398 IMG_0284.jpg 421 KB JPG >Mods to make older women young are everywhere >Almost none for enhancing older women or making young women older Preferring older women is a curse
: Anonymous 07/17/24(Wed) 05:46:09 No.682906398 IMG_0284.jpg 421 KB JPG >Mods to make older women young are everywhere >Almost none for enhancing older women or making young women older Preferring older women is a curse

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Anon dreams of CN | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 61 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)13:47:27 No.78276259 >be me, 8 years old, 2000 >I wake up some saturday morning to the sound of my dad coming home >He bought a copy of Windows for the family >I think it was ME, and I was super excited as I always like anything we upgraded >I did my normal routine, brushing teeth, eating breakfast, watching CN and waiting for my dad to settle down after coming home >I put CN down at a lower volume to help my dad focus on setting ME up >I was so excited to try the internet with this new operating system, and was even arguing with my sister because she wanted to use it first >It was a very sunny day, a day of saturday morning cartoons. >be me, 16 years old, 2024 >It's thursday on a hot summer day >none of it ever existed >I wouldn't have even existed >it was all a dream >but why would I dream a time I never experienced? > Where am I? Why am I? Why do we deceit ourselves a better life without ever intending to do so?
Anonymous 61 KB JPG 07/25/24(Thu)13:47:27 No.78276259 >be me, 8 years old, 2000 >I wake up some saturday morning to the sound of my dad coming home >He bought a copy of Windows for the family >I think it was ME, and I was super excited as I always like anything we upgraded >I did my normal routine, brushing teeth, eating breakfast, watching CN and waiting for my dad to settle down after coming home >I put CN down at a lower volume to help my dad focus on setting ME up >I was so excited to try the internet with this new operating system, and was even arguing with my sister because she wanted to use it first >It was a very sunny day, a day of saturday morning cartoons. >be me, 16 years old, 2024 >It's thursday on a hot summer day >none of it ever existed >I wouldn't have even existed >it was all a dream >but why would I dream a time I never experienced? > Where am I? Why am I? Why do we deceit ourselves a better life without ever intending to do so?

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