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A Breaking LOCAL FLORIDA MAN RESETS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE FOR GÂY VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND

A Breaking LOCAL FLORIDA MAN RESETS THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE FOR GÂY VAMPIRE BOYFRIEND

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FACTS By DR. KENT WEBB Donald Trump has now moved to Florida, making him the ultimate Florida man u/SKUNKpudding

FACTS By DR. KENT WEBB Donald Trump has now moved to Florida, making him the ultimate Florida man u/SKUNKpudding

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But That's So Immat-..Nevermind

Newsweek @Newsweek Florida abortion bill would require judge to rule if teen's mature enough to terminate pregnancy trib.al/ 84KuZmu Emily Galati @emilygalati "That woman is immature. Let's give her a kid." -Florida

Newsweek @Newsweek Florida abortion bill would require judge to rule if teen's mature enough to terminate pregnancy trib.al/ 84KuZmu Emily Galati @emilygalati "That woman is immature. Let's give her a kid." -Florida

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lot to unpack here

Florida Man Bites His Brother's Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket WHAT?

Florida Man Bites His Brother's Penis Off After He Walks In On His Brother Having Sex With His Cousin On His Favorite Dragon Ball Z Blanket WHAT?

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Florida Man Dies In Explosion After Attempting To Microwave A Microwave I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18) July 3, 2018 D Society

Florida Man Dies In Explosion After Attempting To Microwave A Microwave I'm Luis! ^-^ (@Zerquix18) July 3, 2018 D Society

Coming straight from the underground

AlterNet Florida Man Wears 'F*ck The Police' T-Shirt to Court and Wins Case Written by Terrell Jermaine Starr / AlterNet October 7, 2014 II

AlterNet Florida Man Wears 'F*ck The Police' T-Shirt to Court and Wins Case Written by Terrell Jermaine Starr / AlterNet October 7, 2014 II

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Florida Dog

NEWSWEEK.COM Florida dog steals car and drives in circles until police come Florida man comy true successor

NEWSWEEK.COM Florida dog steals car and drives in circles until police come Florida man comy true successor

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Floridaman invents edible six-pack ring to feed animals instead of killing them. SCREAM SCREAMIN" REELS SCREAMIN RE Floridaman Well maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore. LAYREACK FL

Floridaman invents edible six-pack ring to feed animals instead of killing them. SCREAM SCREAMIN" REELS SCREAMIN RE Floridaman Well maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore. LAYREACK FL

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Kindness

Robert Littal @BSO Florida Man Tells Neighbors He's Going to Kill Them With Kindness Then Tries to Kill Them With a Machete He Named "Kindness" (Photos) bit.ly/2FtrJW8

Robert Littal @BSO Florida Man Tells Neighbors He's Going to Kill Them With Kindness Then Tries to Kill Them With a Machete He Named "Kindness" (Photos) bit.ly/2FtrJW8

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Florida Man motivations tier list

Florida man breaks into jail to hang ELDER GOD TIER out with his friends Villains whose motives are hard to find fault in and arguably better than the hero's. Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal GREAT TIER Reluctant villains who only do evil things because of the situation they find themselves in. HIGH TIER Villains who are retaliating against misdeeds done to them. They may be seeking to change society as a whole. Florida man attacks mom's boyfriend with Samurai sword over missing can of shrimp FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR REFUSING TO STOP MASTURBATING IN BURGER KING MID TIER Villains who are only obeying their nature and doing what they do to survive. МЕН TIER Villains whose motives are a mystery and seem almost insane at times. Ohio Man Arrested After Trying To Have Sex With A Van Florida Man Steals Bird, Attacks Mom, 2 Sons, Burns down Mobile Home S--- TIER Villains who are just evil or lust for power.

Florida man breaks into jail to hang ELDER GOD TIER out with his friends Villains whose motives are hard to find fault in and arguably better than the hero's. Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal GREAT TIER Reluctant villains who only do evil things because of the situation they find themselves in. HIGH TIER Villains who are retaliating against misdeeds done to them. They may be seeking to change society as a whole. Florida man attacks mom's boyfriend with Samurai sword over missing can of shrimp FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR REFUSING TO STOP MASTURBATING IN BURGER KING MID TIER Villains who are only obeying their nature and doing what they do to survive. МЕН TIER Villains whose motives are a mystery and seem almost insane at times. Ohio Man Arrested After Trying To Have Sex With A Van Florida Man Steals Bird, Attacks Mom, 2 Sons, Burns down Mobile Home S--- TIER Villains who are just evil or lust for power.

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Florida Man Musical

DEAR TSA AGENTS: All the weird, random items in this suitcase are for an Off Broadway production of my new play FLORIDA MAN, debuting July 31 on W. 42d Street in NYC. You can verify this claim by visiting www.broadwayboundfestival.com or www.floridamanplay.com. The sex machine and PVC pipes and fake gun and camo sniper ghille suite and wigs and judge robe and convict jumpsuit are all integral parts of the play, not the tools of a creepy terrorist pervert. I'm a regular pervert I guess, but totally harmless. Please feel free to call me with any questions at: I REALLY need this bag to not be seized as my NYC playwright career largely rests on it. PS: I'll gladly accept an "enhanced pat-down" if it'll make everyone feel better.

DEAR TSA AGENTS: All the weird, random items in this suitcase are for an Off Broadway production of my new play FLORIDA MAN, debuting July 31 on W. 42d Street in NYC. You can verify this claim by visiting www.broadwayboundfestival.com or www.floridamanplay.com. The sex machine and PVC pipes and fake gun and camo sniper ghille suite and wigs and judge robe and convict jumpsuit are all integral parts of the play, not the tools of a creepy terrorist pervert. I'm a regular pervert I guess, but totally harmless. Please feel free to call me with any questions at: I REALLY need this bag to not be seized as my NYC playwright career largely rests on it. PS: I'll gladly accept an "enhanced pat-down" if it'll make everyone feel better.

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Florida Man Confesses to Attempting to Barbecue' Child Molesters AY 07, 2018-957M You are bad guy But this does not mean you are bad guy

Florida Man Confesses to Attempting to Barbecue' Child Molesters AY 07, 2018-957M You are bad guy But this does not mean you are bad guy

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The real question is, were they also buying a stairway to heaven?

promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an alien named Stevie, who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs 9999 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest lesus because he is the buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickets. I am and that each ticket reserved the willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up buyer a spot in heaven -simply present In her police statement Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: We just wanted to leave earth and in. go to space and do drugs. I did nor do Tito Watts said in his police statement anything Tto sold the golden tickets No "I do not care what the Police say, The heaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Polce said they confsicated oner who gave them to me behind the KFC$10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so 1 could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator loloftheday If you think the headline is funny, read the article.

promised to take them to his planet Florida couple arrested for selling tickets to heaven A couple in Florida, Tito and Amanda me some money to go to outer space Watts, were arrested a few days ago for I met an alien named Stevie, who said selling golden tickets to heaven to hundreds of if I got the cash together he would take me and my wife on his flying saucer to They sold the tickets on the street for his planet that is made entirely of drugs 9999 (about sh390,000) per ticket, told You should arrest lesus because he is the buyers the tickets were made from solid one that gave me the golden tickets. I am and that each ticket reserved the willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up buyer a spot in heaven -simply present In her police statement Amanda Watts the ticket at the pearly gates and you are said: We just wanted to leave earth and in. go to space and do drugs. I did nor do Tito Watts said in his police statement anything Tto sold the golden tickets No "I do not care what the Police say, The heaven. I just watched tickets are solid gold. And it was Jesus Polce said they confsicated oner who gave them to me behind the KFC$10,000 (sh39m) in cash, drug and told me to sell them so 1 could get paraphemalia and a baby alligator loloftheday If you think the headline is funny, read the article.

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The pic of the alligator riding the quad really brings this one home

Florida Woman Is Fighting To Keep Her Fully Trained Gator Named Rambo Who Rides Four Wheelers I |-19 Comments Trent O 5 hours ago tastefullyoffensive: Florida, please never change.

Florida Woman Is Fighting To Keep Her Fully Trained Gator Named Rambo Who Rides Four Wheelers I |-19 Comments Trent O 5 hours ago tastefullyoffensive: Florida, please never change.

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Rating Florida Villains

ELDER GOD TIER Florida man breaks into jail to hang out with his friends Villains whose motives are hard to find fault in and arguably better than the hero's. Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal GREAT TIER Reluctant villains who only do evil things because of the situation they find themselves in. EST HIGH TIER Villains who are retaliating against misdeeds done to them. They may be seeking to change society as a whole. Florida man attacks mom's boyfriend with Samurai sword over missing can of shrimp MID TIER FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR REFUSING TO STOP MASTURBATING IN BURGER KING Septomber 11, 201S by sacquetyn Gray Villains who are only obeying their nature and doing what they do to survive MEH TIER Villains whose motives are a mystery and seem almost insane at times, Ohio Man Arrested After Trying To Have Sex With A Van S--- TIER Florida Man Steals Bird, Attacks Mom, 2 Sons, Burns down Mobile Home Villains who are just evil or lust for power.

ELDER GOD TIER Florida man breaks into jail to hang out with his friends Villains whose motives are hard to find fault in and arguably better than the hero's. Florida man kidnaps scientist to make his dog immortal GREAT TIER Reluctant villains who only do evil things because of the situation they find themselves in. EST HIGH TIER Villains who are retaliating against misdeeds done to them. They may be seeking to change society as a whole. Florida man attacks mom's boyfriend with Samurai sword over missing can of shrimp MID TIER FLORIDA MAN ARRESTED FOR REFUSING TO STOP MASTURBATING IN BURGER KING Septomber 11, 201S by sacquetyn Gray Villains who are only obeying their nature and doing what they do to survive MEH TIER Villains whose motives are a mystery and seem almost insane at times, Ohio Man Arrested After Trying To Have Sex With A Van S--- TIER Florida Man Steals Bird, Attacks Mom, 2 Sons, Burns down Mobile Home Villains who are just evil or lust for power.

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Maybe Florida Man isn't all bad

FLORIDA Florida man charged with attacking minion on boardwalk Ryan Nihart arrested in Daytona Beach By Associated Press Posted: 3:34 PM, July 11, 2018 Shares 564 DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. A man has been charged with attacking a person dressed as a minion cartoon character along a popular Florida boardwalk. Police said Jamie Roehm was costumed as a yellow, cylindrical minion and working outside Jungle George's on Daytona Beach's boardwalk Sunday evening when a man started messing with him MORE FLORIDA HEADLINES Florida man didn't drink while driving, only while stopped at traffic lights Florida DUI suspect claims dog was driving car, not him Florida man 'enjoyed' arrest, thought it was like being on 'Live PD According to the police report, Roehm said the man slammed him onto the pavement and kicked him when he tried to get back up. Police said witnesses cheered on Ryan Nihart, 25, during the alleged attack. The store owner and others helped detain Nihart until police arrived. He was charged with battery and criminal mischief. The Palm Beach Post reports Roehm declined medical treatment, saying he was mostly bruised. The store owner told police the $300 minion suit was destroyed. Copyright 2018 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

FLORIDA Florida man charged with attacking minion on boardwalk Ryan Nihart arrested in Daytona Beach By Associated Press Posted: 3:34 PM, July 11, 2018 Shares 564 DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. A man has been charged with attacking a person dressed as a minion cartoon character along a popular Florida boardwalk. Police said Jamie Roehm was costumed as a yellow, cylindrical minion and working outside Jungle George's on Daytona Beach's boardwalk Sunday evening when a man started messing with him MORE FLORIDA HEADLINES Florida man didn't drink while driving, only while stopped at traffic lights Florida DUI suspect claims dog was driving car, not him Florida man 'enjoyed' arrest, thought it was like being on 'Live PD According to the police report, Roehm said the man slammed him onto the pavement and kicked him when he tried to get back up. Police said witnesses cheered on Ryan Nihart, 25, during the alleged attack. The store owner and others helped detain Nihart until police arrived. He was charged with battery and criminal mischief. The Palm Beach Post reports Roehm declined medical treatment, saying he was mostly bruised. The store owner told police the $300 minion suit was destroyed. Copyright 2018 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

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Florida Cat

Accused Florida his man says cat downloaded child p---, not him. Xeni Jardin at 206 pm Fri Aug 7,.aoog Florida law enforcement agents have charged 48-year-old Keith R Griffin (shown at left) with 1o counts of possession of 2.1 FEATURED FEATURE Venezuela 15 Yearso 50 Tweet FEATURE eneuela Afher beir msed paradise we a nightmare 112K MUPPETSydsped BOOK REVIEW Muppets Character Encycdoped 13 child p---------- after a detective found over a thousand such images on his ADVERTISE AT BOING BOING kd Computer. In his defense. Mr. Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard. And COMICS TOM THE DANCING B TOM THE DANCNGE Nate Totaly Debunk Global Warming when he returned there will be strangeweva material downloaded. BRAIN ROT Brain Rot Hip Hop Fa He is jail, with bail set at a quarter million dollars His cat roams free. Radio City Music Hal pt 2 Finale

Accused Florida his man says cat downloaded child p---, not him. Xeni Jardin at 206 pm Fri Aug 7,.aoog Florida law enforcement agents have charged 48-year-old Keith R Griffin (shown at left) with 1o counts of possession of 2.1 FEATURED FEATURE Venezuela 15 Yearso 50 Tweet FEATURE eneuela Afher beir msed paradise we a nightmare 112K MUPPETSydsped BOOK REVIEW Muppets Character Encycdoped 13 child p---------- after a detective found over a thousand such images on his ADVERTISE AT BOING BOING kd Computer. In his defense. Mr. Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard. And COMICS TOM THE DANCING B TOM THE DANCNGE Nate Totaly Debunk Global Warming when he returned there will be strangeweva material downloaded. BRAIN ROT Brain Rot Hip Hop Fa He is jail, with bail set at a quarter million dollars His cat roams free. Radio City Music Hal pt 2 Finale

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He had to go with a Bang.

Florida Man Dies In Explosion After Attempting To Microwave A Microwave 7 I'm Luis! A-A (@Zerquix18) July 3, 2018 Society Views: 116 3 A Florida man has had one of the most epic deaths we've ever written about. 26-year old Bill Davis died yesterday after attempting to microwavea

Florida Man Dies In Explosion After Attempting To Microwave A Microwave 7 I'm Luis! A-A (@Zerquix18) July 3, 2018 Society Views: 116 3 A Florida man has had one of the most epic deaths we've ever written about. 26-year old Bill Davis died yesterday after attempting to microwavea

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So guess who got some serious game,

Florida veteran convinces two female officers to have "3-way” instead of giving him a ticket 52 Posted 6/12/2018 9:47am EST Updated 6/12/2018 9:58am EST Winners and losers from the Trump-Kim summit Trump's.opti meeting withKimJongUn·annotated View Comments Trump-Kim summit: Trump says U.S.will Daniel Sharp 32, an Marine Corps combat veteran, was pulled over at 3am leaving a Taco Bell for going 29mph in a 20mph zone. Then two unidentified female deputies began to approach the vehicle and that's when the real trouble began. Instead of handing over his Florida issued drivers license and proof of insurance, Sharp began to seduce the officers and they began to perform sexual acts in the back of the vehicle (Orange County records) Other officers arrived on the scene to find both deputies and Mr Sharp fully undressed and in the middle of lewd acts in public. A spokesperson

Florida veteran convinces two female officers to have "3-way” instead of giving him a ticket 52 Posted 6/12/2018 9:47am EST Updated 6/12/2018 9:58am EST Winners and losers from the Trump-Kim summit Trump's.opti meeting withKimJongUn·annotated View Comments Trump-Kim summit: Trump says U.S.will Daniel Sharp 32, an Marine Corps combat veteran, was pulled over at 3am leaving a Taco Bell for going 29mph in a 20mph zone. Then two unidentified female deputies began to approach the vehicle and that's when the real trouble began. Instead of handing over his Florida issued drivers license and proof of insurance, Sharp began to seduce the officers and they began to perform sexual acts in the back of the vehicle (Orange County records) Other officers arrived on the scene to find both deputies and Mr Sharp fully undressed and in the middle of lewd acts in public. A spokesperson

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Breaks into Neighbor's home to pet their cat

Florida man breaks into neighbor's home to pet their cat by Colin Wolf December 02, 2016 at 10:51 AM Photo via Pawsitive Shelter Photography

Florida man breaks into neighbor's home to pet their cat by Colin Wolf December 02, 2016 at 10:51 AM Photo via Pawsitive Shelter Photography

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