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DEAR TSA AGENTS: All the weird, random items in this suitcase are for an Off Broadway production of my new play FLORIDA MAN, debuting July 31 on W. 42d Street in NYC. You can verify this claim by visiting www.broadwayboundfestival.com or www.floridamanplay.com. The sex machine and PVC pipes and fake gun and camo sniper ghille suite and wigs and judge robe and convict jumpsuit are all integral parts of the play, not the tools of a creepy terrorist pervert. I'm a regular pervert I guess, but totally harmless. Please feel free to call me with any questions at: I REALLY need this bag to not be seized as my NYC playwright career largely rests on it. PS: I'll gladly accept an "enhanced pat-down" if it'll make everyone feel better.

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