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XKCD: Good Code
![Alt text: "You can either hang out in the Android Loop or the HURD loop." (It doesn't say which loop is which.)
<a href="http://xkcd.com/844/">This comic on xkcd</a>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/989/215/804.png)
![Alt text: "You can either hang out in the Android Loop or the HURD loop." (It doesn't say which loop is which.)
<a href="http://xkcd.com/844/">This comic on xkcd</a>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/989/215/804.png)
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xkcd: Profile Creation Flowchart
![Found one that wasn't already in the gallery. And there are more I haven't tracked down yet.
Alt text: "This one goes out to xxCrazyPixie1987xx"
<a href="http://xkcd.com/94/">See it on xkcd</a>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/988/903/d9d.jpg)
![Found one that wasn't already in the gallery. And there are more I haven't tracked down yet.
Alt text: "This one goes out to xxCrazyPixie1987xx"
<a href="http://xkcd.com/94/">See it on xkcd</a>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/988/903/d9d.jpg)
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Human Life Cycle
![Original Web Comic by "Owl Turd Comix":http://owlturd.com/post/122946122184/ive-come-a-long-way-image-twitter-facebook](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/988/676/ab1.jpg)
![Original Web Comic by "Owl Turd Comix":http://owlturd.com/post/122946122184/ive-come-a-long-way-image-twitter-facebook](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/988/676/ab1.jpg)
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What could possibly go wrong?
![Create umang? &ve then free will? Ps Put sourte of forbiöden knotuledge easilp within reach? Allotw serpent free, nnrestricted atcess to garden? pes Sonehow leabe the uhole thing unmonit ored, even though see and knotn all? Bes Eternal 羽araoise Ch, what's the worst that cotld happen? CRACKED.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/954/266/1a7.jpg)
![Create umang? &ve then free will? Ps Put sourte of forbiöden knotuledge easilp within reach? Allotw serpent free, nnrestricted atcess to garden? pes Sonehow leabe the uhole thing unmonit ored, even though see and knotn all? Bes Eternal 羽araoise Ch, what's the worst that cotld happen? CRACKED.com](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/954/266/1a7.jpg)
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![FEMINIST? IS IT TIME TO THINK AGAIN? NO YES E) IMA MAI IT'S PRETTY EXTREME THAT WHY NOT? ,I ElOO60 IS STILL THE AVERAGE PAY GAP BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN I DON'T KNOW FEMINISM IS TOO EXTREME AGREE EXTREME THAT ONLY IN 4 MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT ARE WOMEN. AGREE ONLY 1 IN7 WOMENIDENTIFY AS FEMINISTS.. WHICH IS POSSIBLY BECAUSE 6 IN 7 DON'T KNOW WHY FEMINISM IS RELEVANT IN 2013 6YOUR IS IT ACCEPTABLE THAT LAST YEAR MILITANT VAGINAIS DRY AS THE SAHARA AGREE BRITISH WOMEN WERE DESERT99 SEXUALLY ASSAULTED TWEETING THIS AT ANYONE, LET ALONE A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL. IS &70,000 HORRIFYING WOMEN R----? T'S OK THAT WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE ONE OF THE BIGGEST INSULTS IN SCHOOLS IS CALLING SOMEONENO IT'S NOT OK K..A GIRL. @ O+ When you put it down on paper, being a feminist is actually pretty simple. It's not about race, age or gender. It's not extreme. Feminism is the 'radical' belief that women are people. FEMINISM FOR EVERYONE Show your support #FFE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/897/014/9fc.jpg)
![FEMINIST? IS IT TIME TO THINK AGAIN? NO YES E) IMA MAI IT'S PRETTY EXTREME THAT WHY NOT? ,I ElOO60 IS STILL THE AVERAGE PAY GAP BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN I DON'T KNOW FEMINISM IS TOO EXTREME AGREE EXTREME THAT ONLY IN 4 MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT ARE WOMEN. AGREE ONLY 1 IN7 WOMENIDENTIFY AS FEMINISTS.. WHICH IS POSSIBLY BECAUSE 6 IN 7 DON'T KNOW WHY FEMINISM IS RELEVANT IN 2013 6YOUR IS IT ACCEPTABLE THAT LAST YEAR MILITANT VAGINAIS DRY AS THE SAHARA AGREE BRITISH WOMEN WERE DESERT99 SEXUALLY ASSAULTED TWEETING THIS AT ANYONE, LET ALONE A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL. IS &70,000 HORRIFYING WOMEN R----? T'S OK THAT WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE ONE OF THE BIGGEST INSULTS IN SCHOOLS IS CALLING SOMEONENO IT'S NOT OK K..A GIRL. @ O+ When you put it down on paper, being a feminist is actually pretty simple. It's not about race, age or gender. It's not extreme. Feminism is the 'radical' belief that women are people. FEMINISM FOR EVERYONE Show your support #FFE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/897/014/9fc.jpg)
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![ARE YOU IN THE FRIEND ZONE? 0 Have you told her how you feel? 0 and what did does that mean? TOO SCARED SHE PRETENDED MAKE A GREAT And this stupid didn't compare THE INTERNET creeping this girl's Facebook profile? 0 NO Well that's weird. Sir, please remain calm. FRIEND ZONE DANGER ZONE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/827/665/933.jpeg)
![ARE YOU IN THE FRIEND ZONE? 0 Have you told her how you feel? 0 and what did does that mean? TOO SCARED SHE PRETENDED MAKE A GREAT And this stupid didn't compare THE INTERNET creeping this girl's Facebook profile? 0 NO Well that's weird. Sir, please remain calm. FRIEND ZONE DANGER ZONE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/827/665/933.jpeg)
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![pi kenobi lorddeadfox。 Source: 9gag sleep late ◆ Wake up tired The Internet Promise to -sleep early youranimegirifriend Life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/777/232/857.png)
![pi kenobi lorddeadfox。 Source: 9gag sleep late ◆ Wake up tired The Internet Promise to -sleep early youranimegirifriend Life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/777/232/857.png)
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Engineering Flowchart
![Engineering Flowchart DOES IT MOVE No Yes Should it? Should it? No Yes Yes No No Problem No Problem -40](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/577/773/9c2.jpg)
![Engineering Flowchart DOES IT MOVE No Yes Should it? Should it? No Yes Yes No No Problem No Problem -40](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/577/773/9c2.jpg)
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![FREUDIAN DREAM INTERPRETATION is the object in your dream vaguely cylindrical? yes no it's a d--- you wanna bang your mom](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/544/942/652.png)
![FREUDIAN DREAM INTERPRETATION is the object in your dream vaguely cylindrical? yes no it's a d--- you wanna bang your mom](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/544/942/652.png)
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How To Pick The Videogame
![HOW TO PICK THE PERFECT VIDEO GAME CRAF playing for Oito How's your many for you? LIMBO Looking for erazy id Duton mashable?PORTAL 2 De you big MS opponents spie? Does the sound eacte you? Do you fancy Raily ar Track? Suikoden Looking for ine barses? game? Active Batse he slory? Story Keep hing How about some Woud you mae grounded De you yearm 1860s cartoons? 0o you wart nocom](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/534/877/7a9.jpg)
![HOW TO PICK THE PERFECT VIDEO GAME CRAF playing for Oito How's your many for you? LIMBO Looking for erazy id Duton mashable?PORTAL 2 De you big MS opponents spie? Does the sound eacte you? Do you fancy Raily ar Track? Suikoden Looking for ine barses? game? Active Batse he slory? Story Keep hing How about some Woud you mae grounded De you yearm 1860s cartoons? 0o you wart nocom](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/534/877/7a9.jpg)
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!["Source.":http://xkcd.com/1195/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/525/027/dac.png)
!["Source.":http://xkcd.com/1195/](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/525/027/dac.png)
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What Your Future Employment Looks Like
![No offense to anyone. :)
This is only intended to be satirical toward some of the common teen trends.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/503/392/0d1.png)
![No offense to anyone. :)
This is only intended to be satirical toward some of the common teen trends.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/503/392/0d1.png)
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![via "Lulz Through Unity":http://lulz-through-unity.tumblr.com/post/41718617346](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/502/593/c7a.jpg)
![via "Lulz Through Unity":http://lulz-through-unity.tumblr.com/post/41718617346](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/502/593/c7a.jpg)
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![KANI TO MAKE AN ACTION KOVIE A story of revenge and a quest for power IWRITE THE SCRIPT MYSELF DO I HAVE AN IDEA? CONCEPTION COACHES for the main actor comics NO A man discovers that he has super-powers after eating a genetically modified mushroom. kickboxing coach scale up the budget diet coach acting coah YES NO The producer is going to give me one. ·You f--- my wife?! Add some punchy lines ·rnbe back! - BRIEF WARDROBE for the super-hero Ya talkin' to me ?! name actor The stuntman's coffee assistant wants to have an assistant aswell. CASTING ask Supporting actor ca with a past PRODUCTION underpants Chck with the 2d assistant of the T.N.T production assistant. difficult pa EXPLOSIVES... EXPERT TECHNICIANS About 650 people Put together a film crew contact the INSURERS INCLUDE THE CLAUSES WEAPONS EXPERT Fire on the set. Indigestion of carbonic ice. Depression of the director.s FN-P90 NOTE : Dont park their trucks next to each other! There is one missing 10.000.000 $ →Isn't there a problem→ with the 0s? 100.000.000 $ PROBLEM WITH THE SHOOT the stuntman is sick Ifind someone to jump off a 5-story flaming building? Add a new clause THE SET HAS EXPLOSED SO HAS THE BUDGET EXPLOSION SCENE tothe contracts 4 Interne falling off 5-story flaming building. A 12000 M SET 30 PETROL TANKERS Call 911!! FILM A CAR CHASE Harness the cameramen Film them, we'll put t in the trailer NO to get the onboard shot Burning camera insurance the insurance refuses 12 police cans Start LEAVE AN OPEN ENDING ← preproduction ← TOPREPAREFOR A SEQUEL . EDITING PRODUCTION YES ←· motorbikes : of Episode 2? Just attach GIVE THE FILM SOME RYTHM Call a scrap yard ith same fast-paced edits. the one INEED A CATCHY · ATOMIC REVENGE THE RE ATTACK Brief the screenwriter for a future episode 3 Cancel the ゆ"MUSHROOM PARTY" find some mushrooms first numbers on the release BOX OFFICE PROMOTION LAUNCH PARTY pro Button Hallucinogenic Thrush CANAL+ SHOOTING A FILM ISN'T THAT SIMPLE CANAL+ SUPPORTS THOSE WHO MAKE MOVIES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/492/303/9c2.gif)
![KANI TO MAKE AN ACTION KOVIE A story of revenge and a quest for power IWRITE THE SCRIPT MYSELF DO I HAVE AN IDEA? CONCEPTION COACHES for the main actor comics NO A man discovers that he has super-powers after eating a genetically modified mushroom. kickboxing coach scale up the budget diet coach acting coah YES NO The producer is going to give me one. ·You f--- my wife?! Add some punchy lines ·rnbe back! - BRIEF WARDROBE for the super-hero Ya talkin' to me ?! name actor The stuntman's coffee assistant wants to have an assistant aswell. CASTING ask Supporting actor ca with a past PRODUCTION underpants Chck with the 2d assistant of the T.N.T production assistant. difficult pa EXPLOSIVES... EXPERT TECHNICIANS About 650 people Put together a film crew contact the INSURERS INCLUDE THE CLAUSES WEAPONS EXPERT Fire on the set. Indigestion of carbonic ice. Depression of the director.s FN-P90 NOTE : Dont park their trucks next to each other! There is one missing 10.000.000 $ →Isn't there a problem→ with the 0s? 100.000.000 $ PROBLEM WITH THE SHOOT the stuntman is sick Ifind someone to jump off a 5-story flaming building? Add a new clause THE SET HAS EXPLOSED SO HAS THE BUDGET EXPLOSION SCENE tothe contracts 4 Interne falling off 5-story flaming building. A 12000 M SET 30 PETROL TANKERS Call 911!! FILM A CAR CHASE Harness the cameramen Film them, we'll put t in the trailer NO to get the onboard shot Burning camera insurance the insurance refuses 12 police cans Start LEAVE AN OPEN ENDING ← preproduction ← TOPREPAREFOR A SEQUEL . EDITING PRODUCTION YES ←· motorbikes : of Episode 2? Just attach GIVE THE FILM SOME RYTHM Call a scrap yard ith same fast-paced edits. the one INEED A CATCHY · ATOMIC REVENGE THE RE ATTACK Brief the screenwriter for a future episode 3 Cancel the ゆ"MUSHROOM PARTY" find some mushrooms first numbers on the release BOX OFFICE PROMOTION LAUNCH PARTY pro Button Hallucinogenic Thrush CANAL+ SHOOTING A FILM ISN'T THAT SIMPLE CANAL+ SUPPORTS THOSE WHO MAKE MOVIES](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/492/303/9c2.gif)
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Women Logic
![NTlirT eea quy Vou es! no i he cote? no CONTACT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/473/505/8a0.jpg)
![NTlirT eea quy Vou es! no i he cote? no CONTACT](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/473/505/8a0.jpg)
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![The best flow chart ever Never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly Manager Executives Departments The rest When top level guys look down, they see only s--------; When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/341/100/b04.jpg)
![The best flow chart ever Never seen a Flow Chart described so clearly Manager Executives Departments The rest When top level guys look down, they see only s--------; When bottom level guys look up, they see only assholes...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/341/100/b04.jpg)
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