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Unemployed starving artist fast-track Sleep with him tonight Why not? For Asian girls in America, it's the easiest way to fit in. The SF Asian Girl's Flowchart to Dating If you meet a guy at the bar and don't know what to do, don't worry! Just follow this decision tree to achieve dating bliss. Is he bald, short, fat, or over 50? Is he white? Y Did he go to college? N N Is he black? N Is he Asian? Are you Filipino? Y Did he go to Harvard? N only Is he employed? Did he go to Harvard or Stanford? N Ditch him Go on a date first, then sleep with him The guy's short, fat, bald, and probably has a crappy job. At least pretend to make him work for it. N Thug life bypass Was he one of the top 10 students in his class? Did he go to another Ivy League? N N N Y Go on a date first, then sleep with him Does he make Y Does have a Ditch him at least $247,000/year? graduate degree? N Remember to find a gay friend to play your "boyfriend" during family gatherings. You're as racist as the rest of them. No harm, no foul. Is he at least Harvard doctor 6' tall and athletic? shortcut Y N $900 Can he leap tall buildings in a single bound? N N If you're not sure what he is, don't worry -- there's always next Saturday at Matrix. Is he the founder of a startup? Is it venture backed? N N Give him your number Tell him to find you on Facebook -** Friend Zone Ditch him Don't worry- chances are this won't happen. And if it does, you'll get free health care. Wait 3 weeks for something better to come along. If nothing does, get coffee with him (during the day). Every woman can use a good wingman. Why would you even consider dating an Asian guy unless he's insanely rich?

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Unemployed starving artist fast-track Sleep with him tonight Why not? For Asian girls in America, it's the easiest way to fit in. The SF Asian Girl's Flowchart to Dating If you meet a guy at the bar and don't know what to do, don't worry! Just follow this decision tree to achieve dating bliss. Is he bald, short, fat, or over 50? Is he white? Y Did he go to college? N N Is he black? N Is he Asian? Are you Filipino? Y Did he go to Harvard? N only Is he employed? Did he go to Harvard or Stanford? N Ditch him Go on a date first, then sleep with him The guy's short, fat, bald, and probably has a crappy job. At least pretend to make him work for it. N Thug life bypass Was he one of the top 10 students in his class? Did he go to another Ivy League? N N N Y Go on a date first, then sleep with him Does he make Y Does have a Ditch him at least $247,000/year? graduate degree? N Remember to find a gay friend to play your "boyfriend" during family gatherings. You're as racist as the rest of them. No harm, no foul. Is he at least Harvard doctor 6' tall and athletic? shortcut Y N $900 Can he leap tall buildings in a single bound? N N If you're not sure what he is, don't worry -- there's always next Saturday at Matrix. Is he the founder of a startup? Is it venture backed? N N Give him your number Tell him to find you on Facebook -** Friend Zone Ditch him Don't worry- chances are this won't happen. And if it does, you'll get free health care. Wait 3 weeks for something better to come along. If nothing does, get coffee with him (during the day). Every woman can use a good wingman. Why would you even consider dating an Asian guy unless he's insanely rich?

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