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SF Asian Girl's Flowchart to Dating

Unemployed starving artist fast-track Sleep with him tonight Why not? For Asian girls in America, it's the easiest way to fit in. The SF Asian Girl's Flowchart to Dating If you meet a guy at the bar and don't know what to do, don't worry! Just follow this decision tree to achieve dating bliss. Is he bald, short, fat, or over 50? Is he white? Y Did he go to college? N N Is he black? N Is he Asian? Are you Filipino? Y Did he go to Harvard? N only Is he employed? Did he go to Harvard or Stanford? N Ditch him Go on a date first, then sleep with him The guy's short, fat, bald, and probably has a crappy job. At least pretend to make him work for it. N Thug life bypass Was he one of the top 10 students in his class? Did he go to another Ivy League? N N N Y Go on a date first, then sleep with him Does he make Y Does have a Ditch him at least $247,000/year? graduate degree? N Remember to find a gay friend to play your "boyfriend" during family gatherings. You're as racist as the rest of them. No harm, no foul. Is he at least Harvard doctor 6' tall and athletic? shortcut Y N $900 Can he leap tall buildings in a single bound? N N If you're not sure what he is, don't worry -- there's always next Saturday at Matrix. Is he the founder of a startup? Is it venture backed? N N Give him your number Tell him to find you on Facebook -** Friend Zone Ditch him Don't worry- chances are this won't happen. And if it does, you'll get free health care. Wait 3 weeks for something better to come along. If nothing does, get coffee with him (during the day). Every woman can use a good wingman. Why would you even consider dating an Asian guy unless he's insanely rich?
Unemployed starving artist fast-track Sleep with him tonight Why not? For Asian girls in America, it's the easiest way to fit in. The SF Asian Girl's Flowchart to Dating If you meet a guy at the bar and don't know what to do, don't worry! Just follow this decision tree to achieve dating bliss. Is he bald, short, fat, or over 50? Is he white? Y Did he go to college? N N Is he black? N Is he Asian? Are you Filipino? Y Did he go to Harvard? N only Is he employed? Did he go to Harvard or Stanford? N Ditch him Go on a date first, then sleep with him The guy's short, fat, bald, and probably has a crappy job. At least pretend to make him work for it. N Thug life bypass Was he one of the top 10 students in his class? Did he go to another Ivy League? N N N Y Go on a date first, then sleep with him Does he make Y Does have a Ditch him at least $247,000/year? graduate degree? N Remember to find a gay friend to play your "boyfriend" during family gatherings. You're as racist as the rest of them. No harm, no foul. Is he at least Harvard doctor 6' tall and athletic? shortcut Y N $900 Can he leap tall buildings in a single bound? N N If you're not sure what he is, don't worry -- there's always next Saturday at Matrix. Is he the founder of a startup? Is it venture backed? N N Give him your number Tell him to find you on Facebook -** Friend Zone Ditch him Don't worry- chances are this won't happen. And if it does, you'll get free health care. Wait 3 weeks for something better to come along. If nothing does, get coffee with him (during the day). Every woman can use a good wingman. Why would you even consider dating an Asian guy unless he's insanely rich?

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Steve O'Grady's guide to open-sourcing your project

Anything other than open source. Source available is probably best. What if I really want to call it open source? Start Did you release the source? Yes Is it using an OSI approved license? Yes Well, what the hell I am supposed to call it? Yes ↓ Congrats! You've open sourced your project! No Just don't call it open source. That's it. You're being difficult, what am I supposed to do? Damaging the clear definition of open source is the literal opposite of a favor But I'm doing the world a favor here No it's not Look, the code is out in the open, that's open source It's not open source With no modifiers or license riders? Well, just this one [use restriction/royalties/etc] No, but I've shared my code with the world!
Anything other than open source. Source available is probably best. What if I really want to call it open source? Start Did you release the source? Yes Is it using an OSI approved license? Yes Well, what the hell I am supposed to call it? Yes ↓ Congrats! You've open sourced your project! No Just don't call it open source. That's it. You're being difficult, what am I supposed to do? Damaging the clear definition of open source is the literal opposite of a favor But I'm doing the world a favor here No it's not Look, the code is out in the open, that's open source It's not open source With no modifiers or license riders? Well, just this one [use restriction/royalties/etc] No, but I've shared my code with the world!

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guide to censorship

Guide to censorhip Is it against my views? Yes Censorship 1984 No Based
Guide to censorhip Is it against my views? Yes Censorship 1984 No Based

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Receiving insults on Twitter

receive insult explain your point lose check profile fan" win
receive insult explain your point lose check profile fan" win

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radfems be like

IS THIS FEMALE CHARACTER SEXIST? DO MEN FIND HER ATTRACTIVE YES NO IT'S SEXIST OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN IT PLAYS ON THE MALE POWER FANTASY IT HARMS WOMEN WITH STEREOTYPES IT'S EMPOWERING TO WOMEN SO PROGRESSIVE GIRL POWER IT ISN'T INCLUSIVE AND PROGRESSIVE
IS THIS FEMALE CHARACTER SEXIST? DO MEN FIND HER ATTRACTIVE YES NO IT'S SEXIST OBJECTIFICATION OF WOMEN IT PLAYS ON THE MALE POWER FANTASY IT HARMS WOMEN WITH STEREOTYPES IT'S EMPOWERING TO WOMEN SO PROGRESSIVE GIRL POWER IT ISN'T INCLUSIVE AND PROGRESSIVE

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Cereal

MAJOR CEREAL THEMES Mascot tries Mascot HAS the Mascot is driven to everything to get their hands on the cereal and doesn't madness by mere want anyone else to have any presence of the cereal cereal and is not allowed to have it FROOT LOOPS
MAJOR CEREAL THEMES Mascot tries Mascot HAS the Mascot is driven to everything to get their hands on the cereal and doesn't madness by mere want anyone else to have any presence of the cereal cereal and is not allowed to have it FROOT LOOPS

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Chores

CHORES Is I DIRTY? YES NO DID You 00 1T? GooD! YES NO Tu IT TAKE INUTES TO CLEAu? CLEAN YES NO ARe you Maw or Gov? MAN Boy Go HoME
CHORES Is I DIRTY? YES NO DID You 00 1T? GooD! YES NO Tu IT TAKE INUTES TO CLEAu? CLEAN YES NO ARe you Maw or Gov? MAN Boy Go HoME

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Just stick them in

Victims of Communism Flowchart Did they die in the Soviet on betweon 1922-1991? Yes. No. From what or how did this person die? Who cares. Theyre a victim of communism.
Victims of Communism Flowchart Did they die in the Soviet on betweon 1922-1991? Yes. No. From what or how did this person die? Who cares. Theyre a victim of communism.

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What to do if you find a baby bird

If You Find A Baby Songbird Out Of The Nest Is it visibly injured or did a cat get at it? Yes Contac七 a licensed wildlife rehabilitator or wildlife care center. These vary by location; an internet search can help No What does it took like? Eyes open; feathers few & may be in tube-like sheaths Feathered; awkwardly hops or flutters: tail & wings Short Many sharp keeth; large claw on the second toe Eyes not yet open Has it seen you? Yes 0 You have a hatchling It's very young Run watch for others that may attack From the sides You have a dromaeosaur You have a You have a Fledgling nestling Back away slowly. Do not show fear Can you see七he nest? Is it in immediate danger? Yes Yes 0 Return the bird to its nest. Fear not-the parents won't smell" you on the baby! Make a nest From a basket & dried grass. Wire it firmly to a tree Move carefully to a safer spot nearby DO NOT INTERVENE!! Though it looks awkward, it's a natural step.The bird needs privacy & the parents are still feeding it by bird and moon com
If You Find A Baby Songbird Out Of The Nest Is it visibly injured or did a cat get at it? Yes Contac七 a licensed wildlife rehabilitator or wildlife care center. These vary by location; an internet search can help No What does it took like? Eyes open; feathers few & may be in tube-like sheaths Feathered; awkwardly hops or flutters: tail & wings Short Many sharp keeth; large claw on the second toe Eyes not yet open Has it seen you? Yes 0 You have a hatchling It's very young Run watch for others that may attack From the sides You have a dromaeosaur You have a You have a Fledgling nestling Back away slowly. Do not show fear Can you see七he nest? Is it in immediate danger? Yes Yes 0 Return the bird to its nest. Fear not-the parents won't smell" you on the baby! Make a nest From a basket & dried grass. Wire it firmly to a tree Move carefully to a safer spot nearby DO NOT INTERVENE!! Though it looks awkward, it's a natural step.The bird needs privacy & the parents are still feeding it by bird and moon com

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How Modern Recording Works

MODERN RECORDING わ* VINTAGE GEamAN VINTAGE BRITISH CLASS A MI FRE B4,000 VINTAGE TuBE ComPRESsoR as, ooo DIGITAL CONVERTERS CoMPUTERWnn $12,000 10,000 $20,000 MP3 VINTAGEB2ITSH CLASS-A M、ING B 12.9. ONSOL
MODERN RECORDING わ* VINTAGE GEamAN VINTAGE BRITISH CLASS A MI FRE B4,000 VINTAGE TuBE ComPRESsoR as, ooo DIGITAL CONVERTERS CoMPUTERWnn $12,000 10,000 $20,000 MP3 VINTAGEB2ITSH CLASS-A M、ING B 12.9. ONSOL

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XKCD: Good Code

HOW TO WRITE GOOD CODE START PRODECT. DO THINGSFAST CODE RIGHTOR DO HEM FAST? FAST RIGHT DOESNO ITWORK CODE WELL ALMOST, BUT IT5 BECOME A MA5S OF KLUDGES AND SPAGHETǐ CODE. ARE YOU DONE NO NO, AND THE REQUIREMENTS HAVE CHANGED THROW IT ALL OUT AND START OVER GOOD CODE
HOW TO WRITE GOOD CODE START PRODECT. DO THINGSFAST CODE RIGHTOR DO HEM FAST? FAST RIGHT DOESNO ITWORK CODE WELL ALMOST, BUT IT5 BECOME A MA5S OF KLUDGES AND SPAGHETǐ CODE. ARE YOU DONE NO NO, AND THE REQUIREMENTS HAVE CHANGED THROW IT ALL OUT AND START OVER GOOD CODE

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xkcd: Profile Creation Flowchart

CREATING AV AIM PROFILE HAVE FRIENOs? NO YES YES, AND WANT TO ALIENATE EVERYDNE ELSE HAVE BOYFRIEND/ GIRLFRIEND? INSIDE JOkES! ES NO A PROFILE TRIBUTE IS THE GREATEST RssBLE|| EXPRESSION OF LOVE ANGSTY |ABOUT IT? ES NO LINK TO YOUR LIVEJOURNAL ES YOU ARE
CREATING AV AIM PROFILE HAVE FRIENOs? NO YES YES, AND WANT TO ALIENATE EVERYDNE ELSE HAVE BOYFRIEND/ GIRLFRIEND? INSIDE JOkES! ES NO A PROFILE TRIBUTE IS THE GREATEST RssBLE|| EXPRESSION OF LOVE ANGSTY |ABOUT IT? ES NO LINK TO YOUR LIVEJOURNAL ES YOU ARE

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Human Life Cycle

HUMAN LIFE CYCLE BABY CHILD TEENAGER HAS CHILDRENN ADULT OLD PERSON GHOST SKELETON GHOST GHOST MAGE ROGUE DIRE SKELETON SPECTRAL GHOST WHO SPY IS NOT TOTALLY SURE OF THEIR COOL DENTITY AND SKELETON JUST NEEDS TO DO SOME SOU SEARCHING. GHOST ARCHMAGE SKELETON OSS TwWO SKELETONS POST GHOST la 53S TOAST GHOST GHOSTNECROMANCER REVERSE DEMIGO ACTUALLY JUST A REALLY PALE PERSON OWLTURD.com
HUMAN LIFE CYCLE BABY CHILD TEENAGER HAS CHILDRENN ADULT OLD PERSON GHOST SKELETON GHOST GHOST MAGE ROGUE DIRE SKELETON SPECTRAL GHOST WHO SPY IS NOT TOTALLY SURE OF THEIR COOL DENTITY AND SKELETON JUST NEEDS TO DO SOME SOU SEARCHING. GHOST ARCHMAGE SKELETON OSS TwWO SKELETONS POST GHOST la 53S TOAST GHOST GHOSTNECROMANCER REVERSE DEMIGO ACTUALLY JUST A REALLY PALE PERSON OWLTURD.com

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What could possibly go wrong?

Create umang? &ve then free will? Ps Put sourte of forbiöden knotuledge easilp within reach? Allotw serpent free, nnrestricted atcess to garden? pes Sonehow leabe the uhole thing unmonit ored, even though see and knotn all? Bes Eternal 羽araoise Ch, what's the worst that cotld happen? CRACKED.com
Create umang? &ve then free will? Ps Put sourte of forbiöden knotuledge easilp within reach? Allotw serpent free, nnrestricted atcess to garden? pes Sonehow leabe the uhole thing unmonit ored, even though see and knotn all? Bes Eternal 羽araoise Ch, what's the worst that cotld happen? CRACKED.com

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FEMINIST? IS IT TIME TO THINK AGAIN? NO YES E) IMA MAI IT'S PRETTY EXTREME THAT WHY NOT? ,I ElOO60 IS STILL THE AVERAGE PAY GAP BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN I DON'T KNOW FEMINISM IS TOO EXTREME AGREE EXTREME THAT ONLY IN 4 MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT ARE WOMEN. AGREE ONLY 1 IN7 WOMENIDENTIFY AS FEMINISTS.. WHICH IS POSSIBLY BECAUSE 6 IN 7 DON'T KNOW WHY FEMINISM IS RELEVANT IN 2013 6YOUR IS IT ACCEPTABLE THAT LAST YEAR MILITANT VAGINAIS DRY AS THE SAHARA AGREE BRITISH WOMEN WERE DESERT99 SEXUALLY ASSAULTED TWEETING THIS AT ANYONE, LET ALONE A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL. IS &70,000 HORRIFYING WOMEN R----? T'S OK THAT WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE ONE OF THE BIGGEST INSULTS IN SCHOOLS IS CALLING SOMEONENO IT'S NOT OK K..A GIRL. @ O+ When you put it down on paper, being a feminist is actually pretty simple. It's not about race, age or gender. It's not extreme. Feminism is the 'radical' belief that women are people. FEMINISM FOR EVERYONE Show your support #FFE
FEMINIST? IS IT TIME TO THINK AGAIN? NO YES E) IMA MAI IT'S PRETTY EXTREME THAT WHY NOT? ,I ElOO60 IS STILL THE AVERAGE PAY GAP BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN I DON'T KNOW FEMINISM IS TOO EXTREME AGREE EXTREME THAT ONLY IN 4 MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT ARE WOMEN. AGREE ONLY 1 IN7 WOMENIDENTIFY AS FEMINISTS.. WHICH IS POSSIBLY BECAUSE 6 IN 7 DON'T KNOW WHY FEMINISM IS RELEVANT IN 2013 6YOUR IS IT ACCEPTABLE THAT LAST YEAR MILITANT VAGINAIS DRY AS THE SAHARA AGREE BRITISH WOMEN WERE DESERT99 SEXUALLY ASSAULTED TWEETING THIS AT ANYONE, LET ALONE A 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL. IS &70,000 HORRIFYING WOMEN R----? T'S OK THAT WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY WHERE ONE OF THE BIGGEST INSULTS IN SCHOOLS IS CALLING SOMEONENO IT'S NOT OK K..A GIRL. @ O+ When you put it down on paper, being a feminist is actually pretty simple. It's not about race, age or gender. It's not extreme. Feminism is the 'radical' belief that women are people. FEMINISM FOR EVERYONE Show your support #FFE

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ARE YOU IN THE FRIEND ZONE? 0 Have you told her how you feel? 0 and what did does that mean? TOO SCARED SHE PRETENDED MAKE A GREAT And this stupid didn't compare THE INTERNET creeping this girl's Facebook profile? 0 NO Well that's weird. Sir, please remain calm. FRIEND ZONE DANGER ZONE
ARE YOU IN THE FRIEND ZONE? 0 Have you told her how you feel? 0 and what did does that mean? TOO SCARED SHE PRETENDED MAKE A GREAT And this stupid didn't compare THE INTERNET creeping this girl's Facebook profile? 0 NO Well that's weird. Sir, please remain calm. FRIEND ZONE DANGER ZONE

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pi kenobi lorddeadfox。 Source: 9gag sleep late ◆ Wake up tired The Internet Promise to -sleep early youranimegirifriend Life
pi kenobi lorddeadfox。 Source: 9gag sleep late ◆ Wake up tired The Internet Promise to -sleep early youranimegirifriend Life

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Engineering Flowchart

Engineering Flowchart DOES IT MOVE No Yes Should it? Should it? No Yes Yes No No Problem No Problem -40
Engineering Flowchart DOES IT MOVE No Yes Should it? Should it? No Yes Yes No No Problem No Problem -40

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FREUDIAN DREAM INTERPRETATION is the object in your dream vaguely cylindrical? yes no it's a d--- you wanna bang your mom
FREUDIAN DREAM INTERPRETATION is the object in your dream vaguely cylindrical? yes no it's a d--- you wanna bang your mom

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How To Pick The Videogame

HOW TO PICK THE PERFECT VIDEO GAME CRAF playing for Oito How's your many for you? LIMBO Looking for erazy id Duton mashable?PORTAL 2 De you big MS opponents spie? Does the sound eacte you? Do you fancy Raily ar Track? Suikoden Looking for ine barses? game? Active Batse he slory? Story Keep hing How about some Woud you mae grounded De you yearm 1860s cartoons? 0o you wart nocom
HOW TO PICK THE PERFECT VIDEO GAME CRAF playing for Oito How's your many for you? LIMBO Looking for erazy id Duton mashable?PORTAL 2 De you big MS opponents spie? Does the sound eacte you? Do you fancy Raily ar Track? Suikoden Looking for ine barses? game? Active Batse he slory? Story Keep hing How about some Woud you mae grounded De you yearm 1860s cartoons? 0o you wart nocom

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