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A Man Dressed As A Lizard, Or 'Lizard Man, Is Terrorizing A South Carolina Town BY JOSH KURP 08.03.15
A Man Dressed As A Lizard, Or 'Lizard Man, Is Terrorizing A South Carolina Town BY JOSH KURP 08.03.15

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I didn't know snow melts to water!

Some new news info. we can all learn from!
Some new news info. we can all learn from!

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submarines go underwater, apparently

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R-R-ROBOCOCK

Man who penis ripped off as a child has 8 inch bionic replacement LAURIE HANNA NEW YORK DAILY NEWS08/22/2015 8:54 AM ET moontouched-moogle superbrybread brb ripping off penis to get an eight inch ROBOCOCK THE CYBERPUNK FUTURE IS HERE. TIME FOR MECHADICK Source: superbrybread 13,226 notes
Man who penis ripped off as a child has 8 inch bionic replacement LAURIE HANNA NEW YORK DAILY NEWS08/22/2015 8:54 AM ET moontouched-moogle superbrybread brb ripping off penis to get an eight inch ROBOCOCK THE CYBERPUNK FUTURE IS HERE. TIME FOR MECHADICK Source: superbrybread 13,226 notes

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Man tries to rob store with sword; finds clerk also has a sword

"Link to the video on Global News":http://globalnews.ca/news/2169438/watch-man-tries-to-rob-store-with-sword-finds-clerk-also-has-a-sword/
"Link to the video on Global News":http://globalnews.ca/news/2169438/watch-man-tries-to-rob-store-with-sword-finds-clerk-also-has-a-sword/

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Not mlp, but still. WTF!?

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Cannibal Satan Worshippers

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raggedy-spaceman latecatelyn Satan worshippers kill and eat four Russian teenagers after stabbing each of them 666 times ne whimsicdoctor13 emmalvyrose boobrien causticoambler maceoffornm hellingly that sounds exhausting im sorry they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times? how does that much stabbing not kill someone al on its own? do you think any of them lost count? "476, 477, 479… wait s---. steve, i thinki f----- up. do i start over? what the hel is wrong with this website Theresnothing wrong with me Instead of doing all that work, couldnt they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each sx times? That would be much easier. Tumbir, where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing t

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WTF?

"Source":http://www.complex.com/sports/2015/06/escort-throatzilla-alleges-lael-collins-didnt-pay-her-for-eating-butt
"Source":http://www.complex.com/sports/2015/06/escort-throatzilla-alleges-lael-collins-didnt-pay-her-for-eating-butt

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GERMANY Ex-Minister Breaks Silence, Says Nothing Berlin (AP) Oskar Lafon- taine, the second most powerful man in Ger many's govern- ment until his abrupt resigna- tion two days
GERMANY Ex-Minister Breaks Silence, Says Nothing Berlin (AP) Oskar Lafon- taine, the second most powerful man in Ger many's govern- ment until his abrupt resigna- tion two days

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Violent crime duo

GUARDIAN THE BRAMPTONA 451-8000 Violent crime duo caught on video
GUARDIAN THE BRAMPTONA 451-8000 Violent crime duo caught on video

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This won't end well

Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney olce iag Ha Roben.
Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney olce iag Ha Roben.

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The Mystery

SOUTH HAVEN City unsure why the sewer smells Stickland said he wll discuss the strategy of putting a non toxic smoke into the seiner deter the By KRISTIN HAY
SOUTH HAVEN City unsure why the sewer smells Stickland said he wll discuss the strategy of putting a non toxic smoke into the seiner deter the By KRISTIN HAY

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Meanwhile in Florida......

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This is funnier if you are English

He should hurry up, I hear a lot of other guys also want Fanni. Note for Muricans: "Fanny" means another part of the body over here
He should hurry up, I hear a lot of other guys also want Fanni. Note for Muricans: "Fanny" means another part of the body over here

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Watch your butt.

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ERIAL BUTT STABBERS 11:22 68。

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WeW

"Archived column":http://www.thestar.com.my/story/?file=%2F2008%2F2%2F3%2Flifefocus%2F20195953 :^/
"Archived column":http://www.thestar.com.my/story/?file=%2F2008%2F2%2F3%2Flifefocus%2F20195953 :^/

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