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Down Recorder Wednesday, 15th 2016 thedownrecorder.co.uk Trio remanded after 'cannabis factories' find THREE Polish men have been re manded in custody awaiting sentenc ing following the discovery of two cannabis factories in Castlewellan, He said he had used the money from the claim arising from his ac cident to finance the cannabis enter prise Martin Gieroba 2. of Church Avenue, Dundrum, Michal Marczak (35), of Irish Street. Downpatrick, and Krystof Rafal Wysoki (34), also of Irish Street, will be sentenced to day for cultivating cannabis at two addresses in the town Downpatrick Crown Court heard on Thursday that a substantial quan tity of cannabis plants, valued at over £90.000, were uncovered during raids of the properties at Circular Road and Corry Wood Park on No- vember 18, 2014 At their pre-sentence hearing, Wysoki was described as having greater responsibility for the "com mercial drug operation and ar ranged for the importation of the plants Describing the case as "unusual" considering Wysoki's lack of a rel evant record. Mr Grant said it sp peared to have been a "private ven ture which be financed because of his own cannabis use Despite Wysoki having a greater role, however, a prosecution law- This appears to have been oppor tunistic with a financial motive but i arising originally from a cannabis habit, he said. Defence barrister Noel Dillon said 32 year old Gieroba became involved in growing the drugs after losing his job and was responsible for 228 plants found at Corry Wood Park, none of which had been harvested He said his client, who has also served 11 months in custody await ing sentencing, was keen to return to Poland and disassociate himself from his co-accused. A barrister for Marcrak, who has 11 months in mustod mit

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Funny News Headlines are unintentionally humorous titles of news stories in print, broadcast or on the web, which are often shared on online humor communities.

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On November 12th, 2000, the website HeadlineHumor.com^[3] was launched, which highlights notable examples of funny newspaper headlines, classified ads and signs.

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On February 1st, 2001, the website for the Forum for English Language Teachers in Ireland^[2] posted a page titled "Funny Newspaper Headlines," featuring examples of unintentionally humorous news headlines. On October 28th, 2003, the humor website Fun With Words^[1] posted a compilation of notable ambiguous headlines gathered from various newspapers. On September 24th, 2007, Redditor liberal_one submitted an image of an article with a placeholder headline to /r/reddit.com,^[6] where it gathered more than 930 votes (75% upvoted) prior to being archived (shown below).

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On July 14th, 2009, Redditor theprizefight posted a photo of a television news report featuring a squirrel with a yogurt container on its head with the headline "One squirrel , one cup" (shown below, left). Prior to being archived, the post received upwards of 2,500 votes (90% upvoted) on the /r/funny^[5] subreddit. On June 23rd, 2010, Redditor krodnoc submitted a photograph of a newspaper headline about a woman who attacked her ex-girlfriend while wearing a sumo wrestler suit to the /r/pics^[4] subreddit, where it gained over 800 votes (94% upvoted) before it was archived (shown below, right).

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On December 22nd, 2011, BuzzFeed^[7] highlighted 50 funny headlines from the past year. On May 24th, 2012, The Huffington Post^[9] published a compilation of poorly written headlines containing obvious statements. On April 22nd, 2013, the Internet humor blog Pleated Jeans^[8] highlighted 23 funny headline examples.

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^[1] Fun With Words – Ambiguous Headlines

^[2] Eircom – Funny News Headlines

^[3] HeadlineHumor – Headlines

^[4] Reddit – Epic News Headline

^[5] Reddit – Just saw this headline on my local news

^[6] Reddit – Think of a headline

^[7] BuzzFeed – The 50 Funniest Headlines of 2011

^[8] Pleated Jeans – 23 Funny News Headlines

^[9] The Huffington Post – Most Obvious Headlines Ever

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