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8LACKBERRY; Hapestr the company hing, on new smartphone model 6,000 RIM jobs on the line lackBerry Be Bold bla, erry.com/mobilefusion

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Lizard Man

A Man Dressed As A Lizard, Or 'Lizard Man, Is Terrorizing A South Carolina Town BY JOSH KURP 08.03.15
A Man Dressed As A Lizard, Or 'Lizard Man, Is Terrorizing A South Carolina Town BY JOSH KURP 08.03.15

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I didn't know snow melts to water!

NGERING IMPA WINTER STOR RECORO COUD MOVING Qu DN PLANE MEMPHIS MELT 8:42a EAER SNOW TO TURN TO WATER AS SUN COMES OUT CENTER 0:21 midweek for Gulf Coast, South Severe weather not expected with Aport Delays SOGGY Northbound 22min oday Co he WASHINGTON Weather leff Davis Hwy 1-495 & 1-95 C TRAFFIC
NGERING IMPA WINTER STOR RECORO COUD MOVING Qu DN PLANE MEMPHIS MELT 8:42a EAER SNOW TO TURN TO WATER AS SUN COMES OUT CENTER 0:21 midweek for Gulf Coast, South Severe weather not expected with Aport Delays SOGGY Northbound 22min oday Co he WASHINGTON Weather leff Davis Hwy 1-495 & 1-95 C TRAFFIC

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submarines go underwater, apparently

The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month during exercises with Singapore's in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines. BAO UELI inua via The Associated Press fie navy 1- ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines li re to th d to nual th di U n and certainly not to furth- nuclear-powered. It also that developed by the United States was er militarize outposts in the South China Sea." has at least three nuclear- powered United States and Russia. Its submarine program is tracking their submarines in the open ocean. submarines ca- he The South China Sea pable of launching ballis- a major part of that bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the y push. So the Soviets created te tic missiles and is plan- Since submarines can heavily mined and forti- ed ning to add five more, often avoid detection, fied zones for their subs to d is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible. ti land-based intercontinen- tal ballistic missiles or One was in the White Sea of northwest Russia and the other was in the Sea of a In an April media brief- important shipping lanes. China asserts it holds maritime rights to 80 f S ing in Washington, a top U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers. gn is watching China's JL2 submarine Okhotsk, north of Japan, the said Cole.
The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month during exercises with Singapore's in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines. BAO UELI inua via The Associated Press fie navy 1- ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines li re to th d to nual th di U n and certainly not to furth- nuclear-powered. It also that developed by the United States was er militarize outposts in the South China Sea." has at least three nuclear- powered United States and Russia. Its submarine program is tracking their submarines in the open ocean. submarines ca- he The South China Sea pable of launching ballis- a major part of that bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the y push. So the Soviets created te tic missiles and is plan- Since submarines can heavily mined and forti- ed ning to add five more, often avoid detection, fied zones for their subs to d is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible. ti land-based intercontinen- tal ballistic missiles or One was in the White Sea of northwest Russia and the other was in the Sea of a In an April media brief- important shipping lanes. China asserts it holds maritime rights to 80 f S ing in Washington, a top U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers. gn is watching China's JL2 submarine Okhotsk, north of Japan, the said Cole.

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R-R-ROBOCOCK

Man who penis ripped off as a child has 8 inch bionic replacement LAURIE HANNA NEW YORK DAILY NEWS08/22/2015 8:54 AM ET moontouched-moogle superbrybread brb ripping off penis to get an eight inch ROBOCOCK THE CYBERPUNK FUTURE IS HERE. TIME FOR MECHADICK Source: superbrybread 13,226 notes
Man who penis ripped off as a child has 8 inch bionic replacement LAURIE HANNA NEW YORK DAILY NEWS08/22/2015 8:54 AM ET moontouched-moogle superbrybread brb ripping off penis to get an eight inch ROBOCOCK THE CYBERPUNK FUTURE IS HERE. TIME FOR MECHADICK Source: superbrybread 13,226 notes

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Man tries to rob store with sword; finds clerk also has a sword

globalnews.ca WATCH: Man tries to rob store with sword; finds clerk also has a sword corner store with a sword Friday - only to find the clerk had a sword of his own By Elton Hobson slow-riot 2015 is incredible
globalnews.ca WATCH: Man tries to rob store with sword; finds clerk also has a sword corner store with a sword Friday - only to find the clerk had a sword of his own By Elton Hobson slow-riot 2015 is incredible

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Not mlp, but still. WTF!?

al mart Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmar By Jeffrey Rindskopf A Florida teen was caught yesterday using a stuffed horse to masturbate in a Walmart in Brooksville, Florida, about 50 miles north of Tampa. The Smoking Gun reports that 19-year-old Sean Johnson went to the store's comforter section and used the toy to masturbate before placing it back on the shelf among the other items. He left the store and was promptly arrested in the parking lot. The police report details the incident in no uncertain terms: At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden
al mart Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmar By Jeffrey Rindskopf A Florida teen was caught yesterday using a stuffed horse to masturbate in a Walmart in Brooksville, Florida, about 50 miles north of Tampa. The Smoking Gun reports that 19-year-old Sean Johnson went to the store's comforter section and used the toy to masturbate before placing it back on the shelf among the other items. He left the store and was promptly arrested in the parking lot. The police report details the incident in no uncertain terms: At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden

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Cannibal Satan Worshippers

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raggedy-spaceman latecatelyn Satan worshippers kill and eat four Russian teenagers after stabbing each of them 666 times ne whimsicdoctor13 emmalvyrose boobrien causticoambler maceoffornm hellingly that sounds exhausting im sorry they killed them after they stabbed them 666 times? how does that much stabbing not kill someone al on its own? do you think any of them lost count? "476, 477, 479… wait s---. steve, i thinki f----- up. do i start over? what the hel is wrong with this website Theresnothing wrong with me Instead of doing all that work, couldnt they have just killed three Russian teenagers and stabbed them each sx times? That would be much easier. Tumbir, where we criticize satan worshippers, not for killing people, but for the unnecessary amount of effort they put into doing t

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WTF?

Escort Named "Throatzilla" Alleges Cowboys Rookie La'el Collins Didn't Pay Her for "Eating His A * BY CHRIS YUSCAVAGE O 12 HOURS AGO
Escort Named "Throatzilla" Alleges Cowboys Rookie La'el Collins Didn't Pay Her for "Eating His A * BY CHRIS YUSCAVAGE O 12 HOURS AGO

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GERMANY Ex-Minister Breaks Silence, Says Nothing Berlin (AP) Oskar Lafon- taine, the second most powerful man in Ger many's govern- ment until his abrupt resigna- tion two days
GERMANY Ex-Minister Breaks Silence, Says Nothing Berlin (AP) Oskar Lafon- taine, the second most powerful man in Ger many's govern- ment until his abrupt resigna- tion two days

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Violent crime duo

GUARDIAN THE BRAMPTONA 451-8000 Violent crime duo caught on video
GUARDIAN THE BRAMPTONA 451-8000 Violent crime duo caught on video

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This won't end well

Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney olce iag Ha Roben.
Man Accused of Killing Lawyer Receives a New Attorney olce iag Ha Roben.

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The Mystery

SOUTH HAVEN City unsure why the sewer smells Stickland said he wll discuss the strategy of putting a non toxic smoke into the seiner deter the By KRISTIN HAY
SOUTH HAVEN City unsure why the sewer smells Stickland said he wll discuss the strategy of putting a non toxic smoke into the seiner deter the By KRISTIN HAY

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Meanwhile in Florida......

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This is funnier if you are English

Brendan Rodgers wants F The Reds are reportedly sizing up not one, but two bargain buys from Marseille this summer, with both defender Rod Fanni and winger Andre Ayew available. EMPIREOFTHEKOP.COM
Brendan Rodgers wants F The Reds are reportedly sizing up not one, but two bargain buys from Marseille this summer, with both defender Rod Fanni and winger Andre Ayew available. EMPIREOFTHEKOP.COM

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Watch your butt.

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WeW

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Bedevilled by evil twin M a 16-year-old boy. I like reading your col- umn because I think it is really helpful. I am naked. I yelled at her to get out immediately, but she wouldn't. MANY teens struggle with admitting to their families that they are gay. Some are terrified of Dear Thelma writing to you because I am having a seri ous problem that has been plaguing me for a long time She told me that if I didn't let her do what admitting it to themselves, much less anybody she wanted, she would tell my parents that I beat her and then I would be in big trouble. I else! Coming out should normally only be done only when you are sure who you are and that you can handle any potential backlash. Only you can The main cause of my problem is my frater- know how clever she is at pretending and my w nal twin sister. We shared the same room until parents will definitely believe her, so I sub we turned 12. After that, I decided to sleep in mitted to her. She groped and kissed me all another room because I wanted my privacy Is something bothering you? Do you need a listening ear or a shoulder to lean on? judge how your family might react. over and then performed oral sex on me However, in this situation, it may be appropr Even though we had separate rooms, she occasionally sneaked into my room at night to sleep with me on my bed. I told her we were not supposed to be sleeping together, but she said she just wanted to be near me I begged her to stop and told her that sib- lings don't do this to each other. She just went on but I didn't dare to use force against her because I was afraid that she would tell my parents that I beat her ate to give your sister the heads up. Sometimes gay teens find that their family already knows. but it sounds like your sister most definitely doesn't even su impacting your relationship ■Write to Dear Thelma, c/o StarMag Menara Star, 15 Jalan 16/11, 46350 Petaling Jaya or e-mail starmag thelma@thestar.com.my spect and this secret is negatively I have told some of my friends and my She also touches my private parts in bed This happens all the time and I can't take it anymore. I have told her off and even begged her to stop it but she'll respond by telling me that I can touch her, too school counsellor about it but they don't believe me because she is so good at telling lies. I thought she did this because she need She is probably feeling confused and hurt by your behavior, and obviously she is making youu uncomfortable Please include your full name and address, and a pseudonym if you wish. No private correspondence will be entertained I would suggest sitting her down and telling her that, as beautiful as she is, you only have sexual interest in males. She may not believe you at first, but do your best to convey to her how se The Star does not give any warranty on Furthermore, when I tell my parents about t, they tell me that she is my sister and it is okay for us to sleep together. They don't believe me when I tell them that she touches my private parts. I know, I have strange par ents and they always side with my sister accuracy, completeness, usefulness, fitness for any particular purpose or other expressed in this column. The Star disclaims some of my friends. As far as I know, she doesn't mix around with guys much. They were all very interested in getting to know -assurances as to the ovinions and views ous you are about homosexual love, and that this is not just a phase, and you are not likely to change your mind her because she is pretty After that meeting, she told me to tell them that she wasn't interested in them. She said Il responsibility for any losses suffered directly or indirectly arising from reliance on such opinions and viewS Don't be afraid to describe your type... maybe But the incident that really scared and dis- gusted me happened last month, when my parents were abroad that they only wanted to have sex with her Now, she sleeps with me every night because she knows somebody she can set you up with Explain to her that this is not a choice, this was my parents allow her. Please help me before how you were born, but that you will always love You may wish to tell your parents as we her as a sister and only as a sister. You may , knowing you no longer have I was showering in my bathroom when she unlocked the door with a key and came in can be very freeing to hide who you are. and censor what you say she ruins my life find that this brings you closer, emotionally

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Guy goes to Mexico...

Guy Goes To Mexico To Kill Himself, Spends Week Doing Coke And Banging Hookers, Decides To Keep Living madisonbumgarnersgrandslams: This is the greatest headline of our generation
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14 Breaking News LIVE Mysterious magnetic ball carries away another victim EXCLUSIVE UpNextInSports.com

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