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Man armed with gun and rubber chicken chased woman while threatening to EAT her alive

NEWS UK NEWS CRIME Man armed with gun and rubber chicken chased woman while threatening to EAT her alive 19:48, 18 DEC 2014 UPDATED 19:48,18 DEC 2014 BY NINA MASSEY The woman was putting her bins out when the thug approached her with a gun and then chased her to her front door 360 SHARES
NEWS UK NEWS CRIME Man armed with gun and rubber chicken chased woman while threatening to EAT her alive 19:48, 18 DEC 2014 UPDATED 19:48,18 DEC 2014 BY NINA MASSEY The woman was putting her bins out when the thug approached her with a gun and then chased her to her front door 360 SHARES

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I COULD MURDER A BUCKET OF KFOC Chicken meal deal gets killer to admit his guilt GUN killer Tremayne By Richard Luscombe ceremony as "bites-sweet Prosecutor Josh Lamborn said he did not advocate Durham gave up his right to trial for a bucketoffriedchicken. Yok, ept the first-and·of food from KFC and rival foodBut he applauded Judge didendarer Eric Bergstroms Durham, 33, had en chain Popeyes, includang decision bo peeparing to go to trial for chicken, potatoes, coleslanallow the deal in the case of murdering a man ovet acake and ice cream-when Durharm, who also gave up business deal worth $300hesiggned his plea deal. his right toappeal But afber two years in a US The kller travelled across America to seek revenge when he tried to back out ola deal to buy an Ice-cream van froman Omgonfirmand they After he was told he must countyjall on prison food, he agreed to admit his guilt in serve at least 30 years befose return for two junk cond counse parole, he tucked into his food feasts Durham, a convicted foom New r----- who could have faced refused to seturn his money the death penalty if he'd been found this time had pizza, lasagne company, while looking for and ice cream, according to He killed Adam Calbecath, former employee of the at a trial. the ownet Rob Chambers his lawyer RichardWe Don Hons, a friend of Ducham also got married Adam, said he was glad that on Wiednesday at the court-the judge made the deal to house in Portland, Oeegon, ensure Durham was locked before his sentencing up for lde buckets of chicken are going some His bride Vanessa Davis, He added: "If a couple of 48, is on parole for witness n the case Wolf described the civil to go with k FEAST: Tremayne Durham, above, pleaded guilty in return for a KFC
I COULD MURDER A BUCKET OF KFOC Chicken meal deal gets killer to admit his guilt GUN killer Tremayne By Richard Luscombe ceremony as "bites-sweet Prosecutor Josh Lamborn said he did not advocate Durham gave up his right to trial for a bucketoffriedchicken. Yok, ept the first-and·of food from KFC and rival foodBut he applauded Judge didendarer Eric Bergstroms Durham, 33, had en chain Popeyes, includang decision bo peeparing to go to trial for chicken, potatoes, coleslanallow the deal in the case of murdering a man ovet acake and ice cream-when Durharm, who also gave up business deal worth $300hesiggned his plea deal. his right toappeal But afber two years in a US The kller travelled across America to seek revenge when he tried to back out ola deal to buy an Ice-cream van froman Omgonfirmand they After he was told he must countyjall on prison food, he agreed to admit his guilt in serve at least 30 years befose return for two junk cond counse parole, he tucked into his food feasts Durham, a convicted foom New r----- who could have faced refused to seturn his money the death penalty if he'd been found this time had pizza, lasagne company, while looking for and ice cream, according to He killed Adam Calbecath, former employee of the at a trial. the ownet Rob Chambers his lawyer RichardWe Don Hons, a friend of Ducham also got married Adam, said he was glad that on Wiednesday at the court-the judge made the deal to house in Portland, Oeegon, ensure Durham was locked before his sentencing up for lde buckets of chicken are going some His bride Vanessa Davis, He added: "If a couple of 48, is on parole for witness n the case Wolf described the civil to go with k FEAST: Tremayne Durham, above, pleaded guilty in return for a KFC

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The Beginning of a New Arms Race

The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines during exercises with Singapore's navy - ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines ta uld th d to nual th n and certainly not to furth- nuclear-powered. It also that developed by the United States was easilyth tracking their submarines U be United States and Russia. has at least three nuclear- powered submarines ca Its submarine program is in the open ocean. in er militarize outposts the South China Sea." The South China Sea pable of launching ballis a major part of that bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the ning to add five more, often avoid detection, fied zones for their sube to Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the push. So the Soviets created te tíc missiles and is plan- Since submarines can heavily mined and forth d- is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible. ing in Washington, a top tal ballistic missiles or of northwest Russia and China's JL.2 submarine Okhotsk, north of Japan, important shipping lanes In an April media brief- land-based intercontinen- One was in the White Sea a f China asserts it holds maritime rights to 80 the other was in the Sea of U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers
The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines during exercises with Singapore's navy - ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines ta uld th d to nual th n and certainly not to furth- nuclear-powered. It also that developed by the United States was easilyth tracking their submarines U be United States and Russia. has at least three nuclear- powered submarines ca Its submarine program is in the open ocean. in er militarize outposts the South China Sea." The South China Sea pable of launching ballis a major part of that bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the ning to add five more, often avoid detection, fied zones for their sube to Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the push. So the Soviets created te tíc missiles and is plan- Since submarines can heavily mined and forth d- is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible. ing in Washington, a top tal ballistic missiles or of northwest Russia and China's JL.2 submarine Okhotsk, north of Japan, important shipping lanes In an April media brief- land-based intercontinen- One was in the White Sea a f China asserts it holds maritime rights to 80 the other was in the Sea of U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers

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Burglar with a sense of humor

7:35 pm community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after the man told his wife a joke and they heard a laugh upstairs. An Oak Hill ellen
7:35 pm community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after the man told his wife a joke and they heard a laugh upstairs. An Oak Hill ellen

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Meat Man

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