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Alternate Universe

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We need more clowns

"Source":https://twitter.com/vinesauceconf/status/612859883591839744
"Source":https://twitter.com/vinesauceconf/status/612859883591839744

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when i come out of my room

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Public sex

FRIDAY 12, FEBRUARY 2016 Attention: the public octopus sex act has been cancelle Seattle Aquarium cancels annual Valentine's Day mating ritual, fearing cephalopods might turn to cannibalism. firebey: There go all my plans for tomorrow. Thanks a lot guys
FRIDAY 12, FEBRUARY 2016 Attention: the public octopus sex act has been cancelle Seattle Aquarium cancels annual Valentine's Day mating ritual, fearing cephalopods might turn to cannibalism. firebey: There go all my plans for tomorrow. Thanks a lot guys

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Burglar with a sense of humor

7:35 pm community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after the man told his wife a joke and they heard a laugh upstairs. An Oak Hill ellen
7:35 pm community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after the man told his wife a joke and they heard a laugh upstairs. An Oak Hill ellen

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Meat Man

Man In A Meat Suit Is Attacking People Who Are Eating Meat hellou.co.uk dongstomper joe-strummer: I how is morrissey always in the news arent we all wearing meat suits tho
Man In A Meat Suit Is Attacking People Who Are Eating Meat hellou.co.uk dongstomper joe-strummer: I how is morrissey always in the news arent we all wearing meat suits tho

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No Work Tomorrow, Except for Dale

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Britney Spears Does Not Eat Squirrels

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Britney Spears Does Not Eat Squirrels godpenis SOURCE??????

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Ouch

"Source":http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/07/middleeast/israel-reporter-accidental-stabbing/
"Source":http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/07/middleeast/israel-reporter-accidental-stabbing/

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Peppa Pig Destroyed Our Marriage

PEPPAPIG DESTROYED OUR MARRIAGE
PEPPAPIG DESTROYED OUR MARRIAGE

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Um, okay.

Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident Walmarb BREAKING NEWS Tree WOMAN CAUGHT STEALING COOKIE DOUGH IN VAGINA NOW First in News
Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident Walmarb BREAKING NEWS Tree WOMAN CAUGHT STEALING COOKIE DOUGH IN VAGINA NOW First in News

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Hard Workers hung out to dry

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*Insert lewd jokes here* Sauce: http://crackberry.com/6000-rim-jobs-line

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Lizard Man

A Man Dressed As A Lizard, Or 'Lizard Man, Is Terrorizing A South Carolina Town BY JOSH KURP 08.03.15
A Man Dressed As A Lizard, Or 'Lizard Man, Is Terrorizing A South Carolina Town BY JOSH KURP 08.03.15

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I didn't know snow melts to water!

Some new news info. we can all learn from!
Some new news info. we can all learn from!

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submarines go underwater, apparently

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R-R-ROBOCOCK

Man who penis ripped off as a child has 8 inch bionic replacement LAURIE HANNA NEW YORK DAILY NEWS08/22/2015 8:54 AM ET moontouched-moogle superbrybread brb ripping off penis to get an eight inch ROBOCOCK THE CYBERPUNK FUTURE IS HERE. TIME FOR MECHADICK Source: superbrybread 13,226 notes
Man who penis ripped off as a child has 8 inch bionic replacement LAURIE HANNA NEW YORK DAILY NEWS08/22/2015 8:54 AM ET moontouched-moogle superbrybread brb ripping off penis to get an eight inch ROBOCOCK THE CYBERPUNK FUTURE IS HERE. TIME FOR MECHADICK Source: superbrybread 13,226 notes

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