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Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism Bias: Councilwoman suggests gender sensitivity training be required. By HUGO MARTIN Aceusing some of her male col cagues of sexism. Los Angeles Councilwoman Laura Chick lashed out at City Hall on Tauralay as the most sexnt, good-old boys work environment that I've ever been in." Chict oce of four women on the 15 member panel, made the com- menta during a lunchecn honceing woenen police ctficers, an event PROBABLY BAD NEWS.COM
Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism Bias: Councilwoman suggests gender sensitivity training be required. By HUGO MARTIN Aceusing some of her male col cagues of sexism. Los Angeles Councilwoman Laura Chick lashed out at City Hall on Tauralay as the most sexnt, good-old boys work environment that I've ever been in." Chict oce of four women on the 15 member panel, made the com- menta during a lunchecn honceing woenen police ctficers, an event PROBABLY BAD NEWS.COM

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Miracle cure kills fifth patient By The Associated Press interview describing the horror Too late, scientists would dis- of realizing the drug was killing cover that in humans, FIAU volunteer died Tues peope months nftertheystealthily attacks the very build attis B, beyond medical reacueto see what will happen,he AU have died of liver and kid learning of the most recent Dey falure, despite iver trans day from an experimental druK touted as a miradle stopped taking it ing blocks of cels in livers, kid The dreadful thing lisl at Five prople treated with cure for hep neys and nerves. ntiats unrav , mystery of what went gravely said, his voice trembling, before wrong in a clinical trial Agonizingly, the first clue was death "I just hope we're over the plants for three of them. Oe Tuesday, a 37-year old woman in plain sight a year ago, but re worst. searchers at the Sationnl Insti The drug Pialuridine,uccumbed nfter two months in tutes of Health didnt know FIAU, had shown great promise critical condition and two liver enough about how the drug for fighting the hepatitis B vinas, tranaplants at the University of worked to recopnize what it which can case deadly cirrhosis Virginia Medical Center. One meant, the study's lead scientist and liver cancer. When dogs volunteer remains in serious passed toxicity tests unharmed, condition there, and another is Semething terrible happened the Food and Drug Administra recovering from an Aug 4 trans and we miased it, Dr Jay tion approved FIAU for human plant at Emory University Hos- Hoofnagle said in an emotionni trials pital in Atlanta
Miracle cure kills fifth patient By The Associated Press interview describing the horror Too late, scientists would dis- of realizing the drug was killing cover that in humans, FIAU volunteer died Tues peope months nftertheystealthily attacks the very build attis B, beyond medical reacueto see what will happen,he AU have died of liver and kid learning of the most recent Dey falure, despite iver trans day from an experimental druK touted as a miradle stopped taking it ing blocks of cels in livers, kid The dreadful thing lisl at Five prople treated with cure for hep neys and nerves. ntiats unrav , mystery of what went gravely said, his voice trembling, before wrong in a clinical trial Agonizingly, the first clue was death "I just hope we're over the plants for three of them. Oe Tuesday, a 37-year old woman in plain sight a year ago, but re worst. searchers at the Sationnl Insti The drug Pialuridine,uccumbed nfter two months in tutes of Health didnt know FIAU, had shown great promise critical condition and two liver enough about how the drug for fighting the hepatitis B vinas, tranaplants at the University of worked to recopnize what it which can case deadly cirrhosis Virginia Medical Center. One meant, the study's lead scientist and liver cancer. When dogs volunteer remains in serious passed toxicity tests unharmed, condition there, and another is Semething terrible happened the Food and Drug Administra recovering from an Aug 4 trans and we miased it, Dr Jay tion approved FIAU for human plant at Emory University Hos- Hoofnagle said in an emotionni trials pital in Atlanta

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Beachville firefighter watches as a transport hauling condoms is pulled upright after hitting another big rig. Condom truck tips, spills load APRIL KEMICK San Media and flipped onto its side. The driver of the other trans blocking the 401's east lanes port, which stayed upright, brakes and snarling traffic for hours. was unhurt first driver slammed on the LONDON, Ont-The rub The driver and passenger of er truly hit the road yester. that rig- ay when two tractor-trail- bauling 250 kilos of p rs collided on Hwy. 401 near lactics-were taken to ngersoll. One, nds of condoms, The driver of the condom truck also tried to brake, but lice said it was whbat caused the crash after 2 swiped the back of the other p.m. Preliminary investiga rig, with the truck jackknif Hawkins said it wasn't clear tion indicated the condom ing and landing on its side. carrying thou for minor injuries, said filled truck was headed east Airbags were placed under ed OPP Const. Laurle Hawkins. behind the other nigwhen the the condom truck to right it.
Beachville firefighter watches as a transport hauling condoms is pulled upright after hitting another big rig. Condom truck tips, spills load APRIL KEMICK San Media and flipped onto its side. The driver of the other trans blocking the 401's east lanes port, which stayed upright, brakes and snarling traffic for hours. was unhurt first driver slammed on the LONDON, Ont-The rub The driver and passenger of er truly hit the road yester. that rig- ay when two tractor-trail- bauling 250 kilos of p rs collided on Hwy. 401 near lactics-were taken to ngersoll. One, nds of condoms, The driver of the condom truck also tried to brake, but lice said it was whbat caused the crash after 2 swiped the back of the other p.m. Preliminary investiga rig, with the truck jackknif Hawkins said it wasn't clear tion indicated the condom ing and landing on its side. carrying thou for minor injuries, said filled truck was headed east Airbags were placed under ed OPP Const. Laurle Hawkins. behind the other nigwhen the the condom truck to right it.

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Army vehicle disappears AN Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage. Police are seeking pub- lic help to find the four- heel drive, whichC OtheCHIVE.com
Army vehicle disappears AN Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage. Police are seeking pub- lic help to find the four- heel drive, whichC OtheCHIVE.com

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JAY One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers he other afternoon, a man and a woman came to my door
JAY One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers he other afternoon, a man and a woman came to my door

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I . Mar. 14, 2005 A Legal Journal serving Madison Alton attorney accidentally ssues himsef Emert rk By Steve Korris chosen Centerre Title--a company that Wyss owned ta Alton atomey Emert Wyss close her loans. In the course of the attornc
I . Mar. 14, 2005 A Legal Journal serving Madison Alton attorney accidentally ssues himsef Emert rk By Steve Korris chosen Centerre Title--a company that Wyss owned ta Alton atomey Emert Wyss close her loans. In the course of the attornc

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NEMYORPOSTLNI GIY FINAL SUNDAY www.nypost.com $1.25 SUNDAY, JUNE 13,2010/ Party sny 7-85/Weather: Page 34 WORLD CUPSHOCKER USA WINS ·遡 Greatest tie against the PAGE 7 1 British since Bunker Hill l siS 」! AND SPORTS
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PUNTER'S LAST STAND WHO'S OFF THE LIST P18, 19 FROG STRUCK DOWN BY LIGHTNING .. and a few humans were nearly hit too »P2 PAGE 3
PUNTER'S LAST STAND WHO'S OFF THE LIST P18, 19 FROG STRUCK DOWN BY LIGHTNING .. and a few humans were nearly hit too »P2 PAGE 3

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Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People An archaeologist examines the intact remains of a spooky skeleton person.
Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People An archaeologist examines the intact remains of a spooky skeleton person.

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POLICE REPORT Man arrested for everything Unlawfl possession of a cured ve rearm by a felon, the, pos nagitok: what did this man do, officer?" "he just... he just did everything"
POLICE REPORT Man arrested for everything Unlawfl possession of a cured ve rearm by a felon, the, pos nagitok: what did this man do, officer?" "he just... he just did everything"

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FOOTBALL ROSTER I COACHE: GEORGIA POMER( Young Tight Ends Excite Coaches Fewer positions on the Georgia football team lost as much as the tight end spot with both Orson Charles and Aron White leaving at the end of the 2011 season. READ MORE]
FOOTBALL ROSTER I COACHE: GEORGIA POMER( Young Tight Ends Excite Coaches Fewer positions on the Georgia football team lost as much as the tight end spot with both Orson Charles and Aron White leaving at the end of the 2011 season. READ MORE]

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Deer with big rack temale, it turns out ASSOCIATED PRESS DES MOINES, Iowa A in Allamakee County hunter thought he might have He discovered he was dress- bagged a trophy buck when he inga doe sporting antlers with 14 shot a 14-point deer in northeast tines, a big rack even for a buck lowa earlier this month Weymiller, who shot the animal I stopped field dressing the Eric Weymiller, 25, of rural animal and called a DNR biolo- Harpers Ferry, started to field gist, Weymiller said. I wanted dress the animal when to hissur them to document this prise he noticed it wasn't a buckowa Department of Natural
Deer with big rack temale, it turns out ASSOCIATED PRESS DES MOINES, Iowa A in Allamakee County hunter thought he might have He discovered he was dress- bagged a trophy buck when he inga doe sporting antlers with 14 shot a 14-point deer in northeast tines, a big rack even for a buck lowa earlier this month Weymiller, who shot the animal I stopped field dressing the Eric Weymiller, 25, of rural animal and called a DNR biolo- Harpers Ferry, started to field gist, Weymiller said. I wanted dress the animal when to hissur them to document this prise he noticed it wasn't a buckowa Department of Natural

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Page 48 C Clydesdale Bank ENSUE SPL LATES Fhgfhdf dfoffgfg fgfgfg fgfgfg By Scott McDermott UNDER-PRESSURE Hibs boss Pat Fenion believes Leigh Griffiths is being victímised by SPL refs after the striker was denied a penalty in their defeat to St Mirren. The 1-0 loss in Paisley dragged the Hibees back into the relegation mire and they're just three points clear of Dunformline at the bottom with three games to play Fenlon was pleased with his side's display and insists Griffiths should have won a spot-kick after a challenge from Buddies ace Dougie Imrie,
Page 48 C Clydesdale Bank ENSUE SPL LATES Fhgfhdf dfoffgfg fgfgfg fgfgfg By Scott McDermott UNDER-PRESSURE Hibs boss Pat Fenion believes Leigh Griffiths is being victímised by SPL refs after the striker was denied a penalty in their defeat to St Mirren. The 1-0 loss in Paisley dragged the Hibees back into the relegation mire and they're just three points clear of Dunformline at the bottom with three games to play Fenlon was pleased with his side's display and insists Griffiths should have won a spot-kick after a challenge from Buddies ace Dougie Imrie,

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ON TEENAGERS, ADULT: tatistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. MONDAY DECEMBER 1999
ON TEENAGERS, ADULT: tatistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25. MONDAY DECEMBER 1999

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NEWYORK POSTA SUNDAY TIGER PUTS BALLS IN WRONG PLACE AGAIN
NEWYORK POSTA SUNDAY TIGER PUTS BALLS IN WRONG PLACE AGAIN

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July 1, 2011 Cloudy HUFFPOST CHICAGO ( 1 THE INTERNET NEWSPAPER: NEWS BLOGS VIDEO COMMUNITY Like 5KFollow Search the Huffington Post CONNECT G FRONT PAGE POLITICS BUSINESS ENTERTAINMENT MEDIA TECH COMEDY STYLE WORLD FOOD HEALTHY LVING IMPACT MORE LOCAL CHICAGO RESTAURANTS REAL ESTATE AROUND TOWN IMPACT BEST OF CHICAGO FROM AP: US trade official 'dumbfounded' by GOP boycott... 1 minuto ago Enter emall address Got Alerts OH HAIL NO QUICK READ AP Budget Surprise: Quinn Makes Deeper Cuts To Medicaid, Schools Comments Health Care AP Flickr: Alberto Trevino Notre Dame And Indiana Reach Golf Ball-Sized lce Pelts Area, Storm Kills Man Settlement Over Student's Death CommentsThe Midwest

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THE WALL STREET JOURNAL Colleagues Finger Billionaire hat's News
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LOCAL rize Nudists fight erection of towers near 9. time, the Vancou- e Department was- y buying it. There of resistance to it." Opponents are getting
LOCAL rize Nudists fight erection of towers near 9. time, the Vancou- e Department was- y buying it. There of resistance to it." Opponents are getting

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WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2011 Teen robbed of meatball sub at gunpoint Rashawn Malloy
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2011 Teen robbed of meatball sub at gunpoint Rashawn Malloy

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