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OGLETHORPE SCHOOLS CHANGE POLICY Threat disrupts plans to meet about threats By Crystal 0wens the Oglethorpe County crystalt owens@onlineathens.com High School gym about 12:45 p.m, claiming that a Oglethorpe County bomb would go off by 1 schools officials were mak p.m, said Sheriff Mike PROBABLY BAD NEWS.COM
OGLETHORPE SCHOOLS CHANGE POLICY Threat disrupts plans to meet about threats By Crystal 0wens the Oglethorpe County crystalt owens@onlineathens.com High School gym about 12:45 p.m, claiming that a Oglethorpe County bomb would go off by 1 schools officials were mak p.m, said Sheriff Mike PROBABLY BAD NEWS.COM

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Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference NAU 73
Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference NAU 73

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一Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package
一Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package

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A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt By CHRIS DUNCAN AP Sports Wer HOUSTONCh Ming Wang pitched f corelesinnins e e xprining he right Fanning the b nd Alex odrigues h s three-run bomer in the N York Yankee - win over he Bousto A ros on Sunday Wang 18-2) palled up a he reunded shird o Decek Jeter's twe-un ingle dur- ing the Yankeeicht-run alxth inning He the rest of the way home nd polnted to hie right foot aer er ruaed from the dug to check on him and Wan was helped off the Sel Getting rare chance to bit against NL team, Wang bad reached . bunt that turned inta eer's ne
A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt By CHRIS DUNCAN AP Sports Wer HOUSTONCh Ming Wang pitched f corelesinnins e e xprining he right Fanning the b nd Alex odrigues h s three-run bomer in the N York Yankee - win over he Bousto A ros on Sunday Wang 18-2) palled up a he reunded shird o Decek Jeter's twe-un ingle dur- ing the Yankeeicht-run alxth inning He the rest of the way home nd polnted to hie right foot aer er ruaed from the dug to check on him and Wan was helped off the Sel Getting rare chance to bit against NL team, Wang bad reached . bunt that turned inta eer's ne

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Neys 94 foothaller this peart Best Man left bleeding after bein hit in hea by flying dildo and wait until you hear where it came from "SIDE FULL STORY »P8
Neys 94 foothaller this peart Best Man left bleeding after bein hit in hea by flying dildo and wait until you hear where it came from "SIDE FULL STORY »P8

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Search FOX NEWS CAS PRICES SHATTERED DREAMS Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out of McNuggets
Search FOX NEWS CAS PRICES SHATTERED DREAMS Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out of McNuggets

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EXCLUSIVE GRANNY KILLED BY HITLER FISH SEE PAGE 27
EXCLUSIVE GRANNY KILLED BY HITLER FISH SEE PAGE 27

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Why do dogs bark?

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Why do dogs bark? Researchers say it's simply because they're dogs has comnonly been thought And ness hemelves why the entire r the animal kingdom ever unlise tho vocalirationa by sther They pint to &exrge of traits woul itaged ita, ow 0(ymple Games, animals, dog beking seems to be iment carried out " ars ago ty animals selectmy hnd t'sasafe bet most of the medala more se than for arnoying belavtor would gs to Rather, it's a port of uninteetional Novosibinsk Sberia They were They concluded that ta man's sten maddesling bent e de efleet of the t th studying the slver Sax, an anima a a general characteriale ncation team Save blogiaone thing tameress the dog makes Canis aacis man's best raierd for ita br bat noteriquly venile animals as is the tend tough to beep on far The Tase, or examole, the docker triend tameseas to bark more ntens The R

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The Northwest - TN N Scientists to kill ducks to see why they're dying The Hera hun i
The Northwest - TN N Scientists to kill ducks to see why they're dying The Hera hun i

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Monday, May 20 1:39 a.m. PDT LOCAL U.S. WORLD BUSINESS SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT HEALTH LIVING Big rig carrying fruit crashes oin 210 Freeway, creates jam KTLA-Los Angeles May 20, 2013 LIV SKY5 SHARE EMAIL BREAKING NEWS 210 EAST AND WEST ARCADIA A big rig overturned Monday morning, creating a headache for commuters on the 210 Freeway.
Monday, May 20 1:39 a.m. PDT LOCAL U.S. WORLD BUSINESS SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT HEALTH LIVING Big rig carrying fruit crashes oin 210 Freeway, creates jam KTLA-Los Angeles May 20, 2013 LIV SKY5 SHARE EMAIL BREAKING NEWS 210 EAST AND WEST ARCADIA A big rig overturned Monday morning, creating a headache for commuters on the 210 Freeway.

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Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons Store Owner Arrested Previously By Brion Borber Wodd Slf Weer Cn July 2, sndercover mar cotic arentS SATFdazAT Federal agents Monday oowdthmas wa et lnd mines, and cresdss
Federal Agents Raid Gun Shop, Find Weapons Store Owner Arrested Previously By Brion Borber Wodd Slf Weer Cn July 2, sndercover mar cotic arentS SATFdazAT Federal agents Monday oowdthmas wa et lnd mines, and cresdss

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Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism Bias: Councilwoman suggests gender sensitivity training be required. By HUGO MARTIN Aceusing some of her male col cagues of sexism. Los Angeles Councilwoman Laura Chick lashed out at City Hall on Tauralay as the most sexnt, good-old boys work environment that I've ever been in." Chict oce of four women on the 15 member panel, made the com- menta during a lunchecn honceing woenen police ctficers, an event PROBABLY BAD NEWS.COM
Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism Bias: Councilwoman suggests gender sensitivity training be required. By HUGO MARTIN Aceusing some of her male col cagues of sexism. Los Angeles Councilwoman Laura Chick lashed out at City Hall on Tauralay as the most sexnt, good-old boys work environment that I've ever been in." Chict oce of four women on the 15 member panel, made the com- menta during a lunchecn honceing woenen police ctficers, an event PROBABLY BAD NEWS.COM

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Miracle cure kills fifth patient By The Associated Press interview describing the horror Too late, scientists would dis- of realizing the drug was killing cover that in humans, FIAU volunteer died Tues peope months nftertheystealthily attacks the very build attis B, beyond medical reacueto see what will happen,he AU have died of liver and kid learning of the most recent Dey falure, despite iver trans day from an experimental druK touted as a miradle stopped taking it ing blocks of cels in livers, kid The dreadful thing lisl at Five prople treated with cure for hep neys and nerves. ntiats unrav , mystery of what went gravely said, his voice trembling, before wrong in a clinical trial Agonizingly, the first clue was death "I just hope we're over the plants for three of them. Oe Tuesday, a 37-year old woman in plain sight a year ago, but re worst. searchers at the Sationnl Insti The drug Pialuridine,uccumbed nfter two months in tutes of Health didnt know FIAU, had shown great promise critical condition and two liver enough about how the drug for fighting the hepatitis B vinas, tranaplants at the University of worked to recopnize what it which can case deadly cirrhosis Virginia Medical Center. One meant, the study's lead scientist and liver cancer. When dogs volunteer remains in serious passed toxicity tests unharmed, condition there, and another is Semething terrible happened the Food and Drug Administra recovering from an Aug 4 trans and we miased it, Dr Jay tion approved FIAU for human plant at Emory University Hos- Hoofnagle said in an emotionni trials pital in Atlanta
Miracle cure kills fifth patient By The Associated Press interview describing the horror Too late, scientists would dis- of realizing the drug was killing cover that in humans, FIAU volunteer died Tues peope months nftertheystealthily attacks the very build attis B, beyond medical reacueto see what will happen,he AU have died of liver and kid learning of the most recent Dey falure, despite iver trans day from an experimental druK touted as a miradle stopped taking it ing blocks of cels in livers, kid The dreadful thing lisl at Five prople treated with cure for hep neys and nerves. ntiats unrav , mystery of what went gravely said, his voice trembling, before wrong in a clinical trial Agonizingly, the first clue was death "I just hope we're over the plants for three of them. Oe Tuesday, a 37-year old woman in plain sight a year ago, but re worst. searchers at the Sationnl Insti The drug Pialuridine,uccumbed nfter two months in tutes of Health didnt know FIAU, had shown great promise critical condition and two liver enough about how the drug for fighting the hepatitis B vinas, tranaplants at the University of worked to recopnize what it which can case deadly cirrhosis Virginia Medical Center. One meant, the study's lead scientist and liver cancer. When dogs volunteer remains in serious passed toxicity tests unharmed, condition there, and another is Semething terrible happened the Food and Drug Administra recovering from an Aug 4 trans and we miased it, Dr Jay tion approved FIAU for human plant at Emory University Hos- Hoofnagle said in an emotionni trials pital in Atlanta

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Beachville firefighter watches as a transport hauling condoms is pulled upright after hitting another big rig. Condom truck tips, spills load APRIL KEMICK San Media and flipped onto its side. The driver of the other trans blocking the 401's east lanes port, which stayed upright, brakes and snarling traffic for hours. was unhurt first driver slammed on the LONDON, Ont-The rub The driver and passenger of er truly hit the road yester. that rig- ay when two tractor-trail- bauling 250 kilos of p rs collided on Hwy. 401 near lactics-were taken to ngersoll. One, nds of condoms, The driver of the condom truck also tried to brake, but lice said it was whbat caused the crash after 2 swiped the back of the other p.m. Preliminary investiga rig, with the truck jackknif Hawkins said it wasn't clear tion indicated the condom ing and landing on its side. carrying thou for minor injuries, said filled truck was headed east Airbags were placed under ed OPP Const. Laurle Hawkins. behind the other nigwhen the the condom truck to right it.
Beachville firefighter watches as a transport hauling condoms is pulled upright after hitting another big rig. Condom truck tips, spills load APRIL KEMICK San Media and flipped onto its side. The driver of the other trans blocking the 401's east lanes port, which stayed upright, brakes and snarling traffic for hours. was unhurt first driver slammed on the LONDON, Ont-The rub The driver and passenger of er truly hit the road yester. that rig- ay when two tractor-trail- bauling 250 kilos of p rs collided on Hwy. 401 near lactics-were taken to ngersoll. One, nds of condoms, The driver of the condom truck also tried to brake, but lice said it was whbat caused the crash after 2 swiped the back of the other p.m. Preliminary investiga rig, with the truck jackknif Hawkins said it wasn't clear tion indicated the condom ing and landing on its side. carrying thou for minor injuries, said filled truck was headed east Airbags were placed under ed OPP Const. Laurle Hawkins. behind the other nigwhen the the condom truck to right it.

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Army vehicle disappears AN Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage. Police are seeking pub- lic help to find the four- heel drive, whichC OtheCHIVE.com
Army vehicle disappears AN Australian Army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage. Police are seeking pub- lic help to find the four- heel drive, whichC OtheCHIVE.com

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JAY One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers he other afternoon, a man and a woman came to my door
JAY One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers he other afternoon, a man and a woman came to my door

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I . Mar. 14, 2005 A Legal Journal serving Madison Alton attorney accidentally ssues himsef Emert rk By Steve Korris chosen Centerre Title--a company that Wyss owned ta Alton atomey Emert Wyss close her loans. In the course of the attornc
I . Mar. 14, 2005 A Legal Journal serving Madison Alton attorney accidentally ssues himsef Emert rk By Steve Korris chosen Centerre Title--a company that Wyss owned ta Alton atomey Emert Wyss close her loans. In the course of the attornc

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PUNTER'S LAST STAND WHO'S OFF THE LIST P18, 19 FROG STRUCK DOWN BY LIGHTNING .. and a few humans were nearly hit too »P2 PAGE 3
PUNTER'S LAST STAND WHO'S OFF THE LIST P18, 19 FROG STRUCK DOWN BY LIGHTNING .. and a few humans were nearly hit too »P2 PAGE 3

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