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Eat bleach

Dunkin' Donuts employee sprays donuts with bleach No charges have yet been filed Posted: 1:07 PM, July 27,2016 Updated: 1:38 AM, July 29, 2016 590 590 1 Comment
Dunkin' Donuts employee sprays donuts with bleach No charges have yet been filed Posted: 1:07 PM, July 27,2016 Updated: 1:38 AM, July 29, 2016 590 590 1 Comment

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Inb4 stereotypes

I COULD MURDER A BUCKET OF KFOC Chicken meal deal gets killer to admit his guilt GUN killer Tremayne By Richard Luscombe ceremony as "bites-sweet Prosecutor Josh Lamborn said he did not advocate Durham gave up his right to trial for a bucketoffriedchicken. Yok, ept the first-and·of food from KFC and rival foodBut he applauded Judge didendarer Eric Bergstroms Durham, 33, had en chain Popeyes, includang decision bo peeparing to go to trial for chicken, potatoes, coleslanallow the deal in the case of murdering a man ovet acake and ice cream-when Durharm, who also gave up business deal worth $300hesiggned his plea deal. his right toappeal But afber two years in a US The kller travelled across America to seek revenge when he tried to back out ola deal to buy an Ice-cream van froman Omgonfirmand they After he was told he must countyjall on prison food, he agreed to admit his guilt in serve at least 30 years befose return for two junk cond counse parole, he tucked into his food feasts Durham, a convicted foom New r----- who could have faced refused to seturn his money the death penalty if he'd been found this time had pizza, lasagne company, while looking for and ice cream, according to He killed Adam Calbecath, former employee of the at a trial. the ownet Rob Chambers his lawyer RichardWe Don Hons, a friend of Ducham also got married Adam, said he was glad that on Wiednesday at the court-the judge made the deal to house in Portland, Oeegon, ensure Durham was locked before his sentencing up for lde buckets of chicken are going some His bride Vanessa Davis, He added: "If a couple of 48, is on parole for witness n the case Wolf described the civil to go with k FEAST: Tremayne Durham, above, pleaded guilty in return for a KFC
I COULD MURDER A BUCKET OF KFOC Chicken meal deal gets killer to admit his guilt GUN killer Tremayne By Richard Luscombe ceremony as "bites-sweet Prosecutor Josh Lamborn said he did not advocate Durham gave up his right to trial for a bucketoffriedchicken. Yok, ept the first-and·of food from KFC and rival foodBut he applauded Judge didendarer Eric Bergstroms Durham, 33, had en chain Popeyes, includang decision bo peeparing to go to trial for chicken, potatoes, coleslanallow the deal in the case of murdering a man ovet acake and ice cream-when Durharm, who also gave up business deal worth $300hesiggned his plea deal. his right toappeal But afber two years in a US The kller travelled across America to seek revenge when he tried to back out ola deal to buy an Ice-cream van froman Omgonfirmand they After he was told he must countyjall on prison food, he agreed to admit his guilt in serve at least 30 years befose return for two junk cond counse parole, he tucked into his food feasts Durham, a convicted foom New r----- who could have faced refused to seturn his money the death penalty if he'd been found this time had pizza, lasagne company, while looking for and ice cream, according to He killed Adam Calbecath, former employee of the at a trial. the ownet Rob Chambers his lawyer RichardWe Don Hons, a friend of Ducham also got married Adam, said he was glad that on Wiednesday at the court-the judge made the deal to house in Portland, Oeegon, ensure Durham was locked before his sentencing up for lde buckets of chicken are going some His bride Vanessa Davis, He added: "If a couple of 48, is on parole for witness n the case Wolf described the civil to go with k FEAST: Tremayne Durham, above, pleaded guilty in return for a KFC

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The Beginning of a New Arms Race

The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines during exercises with Singapore's navy - ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines ta uld th d to nual th n and certainly not to furth- nuclear-powered. It also that developed by the United States was easilyth tracking their submarines U be United States and Russia. has at least three nuclear- powered submarines ca Its submarine program is in the open ocean. in er militarize outposts the South China Sea." The South China Sea pable of launching ballis a major part of that bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the ning to add five more, often avoid detection, fied zones for their sube to Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the push. So the Soviets created te tíc missiles and is plan- Since submarines can heavily mined and forth d- is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible. ing in Washington, a top tal ballistic missiles or of northwest Russia and China's JL.2 submarine Okhotsk, north of Japan, important shipping lanes In an April media brief- land-based intercontinen- One was in the White Sea a f China asserts it holds maritime rights to 80 the other was in the Sea of U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers
The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines during exercises with Singapore's navy - ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines ta uld th d to nual th n and certainly not to furth- nuclear-powered. It also that developed by the United States was easilyth tracking their submarines U be United States and Russia. has at least three nuclear- powered submarines ca Its submarine program is in the open ocean. in er militarize outposts the South China Sea." The South China Sea pable of launching ballis a major part of that bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the ning to add five more, often avoid detection, fied zones for their sube to Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the push. So the Soviets created te tíc missiles and is plan- Since submarines can heavily mined and forth d- is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible. ing in Washington, a top tal ballistic missiles or of northwest Russia and China's JL.2 submarine Okhotsk, north of Japan, important shipping lanes In an April media brief- land-based intercontinen- One was in the White Sea a f China asserts it holds maritime rights to 80 the other was in the Sea of U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers

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Guns N' Roses N' Redskins


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Not All Heroes Wear Capes

Woman arrested for defecating on boss' desk after winning the lottery thevalleyreport.com
Woman arrested for defecating on boss' desk after winning the lottery thevalleyreport.com

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Alternate Universe

French Bakers Tell Kanye West Why Croissants Take So Long to Make John Cena @JohnCena 4m This was a lot of fun...sometimes you just have to ride the wave! Get ready for Surfs Up 2: Wavemania Pictures ANiNation t3284 544 In the news Trump defends his penis size. What does science say? CNET-3 days ago He hit my hands," Trump said of Rubio. He was referring to a joke his rival had made last week about the allegedly slight length of Trump's We're the weird incomprehensible alternate universe that the protagonist (who came from a more sensible universe) travels to Mar 7, 2016 943 am 2,132 Notes
French Bakers Tell Kanye West Why Croissants Take So Long to Make John Cena @JohnCena 4m This was a lot of fun...sometimes you just have to ride the wave! Get ready for Surfs Up 2: Wavemania Pictures ANiNation t3284 544 In the news Trump defends his penis size. What does science say? CNET-3 days ago He hit my hands," Trump said of Rubio. He was referring to a joke his rival had made last week about the allegedly slight length of Trump's We're the weird incomprehensible alternate universe that the protagonist (who came from a more sensible universe) travels to Mar 7, 2016 943 am 2,132 Notes

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We need more clowns

11 0004 THERE IS A NATIONAL CLOWN SHORTAGE
11 0004 THERE IS A NATIONAL CLOWN SHORTAGE

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when i come out of my room

when i come out of my room A Bag Of Trash Started Moving. What Was Inside Changed This Family Forever. DIPLY.COM Source: sidechica
when i come out of my room A Bag Of Trash Started Moving. What Was Inside Changed This Family Forever. DIPLY.COM Source: sidechica

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Public sex

FRIDAY 12, FEBRUARY 2016 Attention: the public octopus sex act has been cancelle Seattle Aquarium cancels annual Valentine's Day mating ritual, fearing cephalopods might turn to cannibalism. firebey: There go all my plans for tomorrow. Thanks a lot guys
FRIDAY 12, FEBRUARY 2016 Attention: the public octopus sex act has been cancelle Seattle Aquarium cancels annual Valentine's Day mating ritual, fearing cephalopods might turn to cannibalism. firebey: There go all my plans for tomorrow. Thanks a lot guys

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Burglar with a sense of humor

7:35 pm community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after the man told his wife a joke and they heard a laugh upstairs. An Oak Hill ellen
7:35 pm community couple discovered a thief in their home Saturday after the man told his wife a joke and they heard a laugh upstairs. An Oak Hill ellen

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Meat Man

Man In A Meat Suit Is Attacking People Who Are Eating Meat hellou.co.uk dongstomper joe-strummer: I how is morrissey always in the news arent we all wearing meat suits tho
Man In A Meat Suit Is Attacking People Who Are Eating Meat hellou.co.uk dongstomper joe-strummer: I how is morrissey always in the news arent we all wearing meat suits tho

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No Work Tomorrow, Except for Dale

Businesses CLOSINGS & DELAYS 圖Metal Works on intoorna100 0078 FOX Closed Tomorrow: Dale to work normal hours
Businesses CLOSINGS & DELAYS 圖Metal Works on intoorna100 0078 FOX Closed Tomorrow: Dale to work normal hours

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Britney Spears Does Not Eat Squirrels

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Britney Spears Does Not Eat Squirrels godpenis SOURCE??????

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Ouch

Ouch! TV reporter tests stab-proof material, gets stabbed
Ouch! TV reporter tests stab-proof material, gets stabbed

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Peppa Pig Destroyed Our Marriage

PEPPAPIG DESTROYED OUR MARRIAGE
PEPPAPIG DESTROYED OUR MARRIAGE

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Um, okay.

Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident Walmarb BREAKING NEWS Tree WOMAN CAUGHT STEALING COOKIE DOUGH IN VAGINA NOW First in News
Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident Walmarb BREAKING NEWS Tree WOMAN CAUGHT STEALING COOKIE DOUGH IN VAGINA NOW First in News

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Hard Workers hung out to dry

8LACKBERRY; Hapestr the company hing, on new smartphone model 6,000 RIM jobs on the line lackBerry Be Bold bla, erry.com/mobilefusion
8LACKBERRY; Hapestr the company hing, on new smartphone model 6,000 RIM jobs on the line lackBerry Be Bold bla, erry.com/mobilefusion

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Lizard Man

A Man Dressed As A Lizard, Or 'Lizard Man, Is Terrorizing A South Carolina Town BY JOSH KURP 08.03.15
A Man Dressed As A Lizard, Or 'Lizard Man, Is Terrorizing A South Carolina Town BY JOSH KURP 08.03.15

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I didn't know snow melts to water!

NGERING IMPA WINTER STOR RECORO COUD MOVING Qu DN PLANE MEMPHIS MELT 8:42a EAER SNOW TO TURN TO WATER AS SUN COMES OUT CENTER 0:21 midweek for Gulf Coast, South Severe weather not expected with Aport Delays SOGGY Northbound 22min oday Co he WASHINGTON Weather leff Davis Hwy 1-495 & 1-95 C TRAFFIC
NGERING IMPA WINTER STOR RECORO COUD MOVING Qu DN PLANE MEMPHIS MELT 8:42a EAER SNOW TO TURN TO WATER AS SUN COMES OUT CENTER 0:21 midweek for Gulf Coast, South Severe weather not expected with Aport Delays SOGGY Northbound 22min oday Co he WASHINGTON Weather leff Davis Hwy 1-495 & 1-95 C TRAFFIC

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