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SMEWAAPER OFTHEYEAR HERO CABBIE.. Record EXCLUSIVE burning terrorist so hard in balls that I tore a tendon UZI AND BULLETS INTO CAB INSIDE E100 WORTH F KIDS REDIn my fo0

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Committee appoints committee to appoint committee By Meghann Ackerman Several School Committee members, including Geoff Ep Although the final decision is stein, said getting the word out early a year off, the Newton about the committee would be the chool Committee is starting the best way to attract people with rocess of hiring a replacement expertise in many areas or Superintendent Jeff Young. MRCGIE "I think there's a great interest. There's a lot of people out there At à meeting last week, the chool Conmitice agreed to hine with great talent who aren't paCane consultant to help in tho nation of any identifiable group." Ep vide search and to form a search stein said. Cod Worm Farm Mate Your ommittee made up of school and Last week, the School Com- nity

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Exclusive To All Newspapers DIANA WAS STILL ALIVE HOURS BEFORE SHE DIED A SERIES of previously un- seen CCTV images have revealed that Diana was alive and well before she was tragically killed in Paris, ten years ago. INSIDE . Do you think Diana is dead? Or have you seen her in Morocco? Call now: 0900 000 0000. If not, call: 0900 000 0000. Calls cost (cont. p.94)
Exclusive To All Newspapers DIANA WAS STILL ALIVE HOURS BEFORE SHE DIED A SERIES of previously un- seen CCTV images have revealed that Diana was alive and well before she was tragically killed in Paris, ten years ago. INSIDE . Do you think Diana is dead? Or have you seen her in Morocco? Call now: 0900 000 0000. If not, call: 0900 000 0000. Calls cost (cont. p.94)

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Victory Tastes Like Dozens of Wieners for Hot Dog Champ DGS onal PLAY VIDEO

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Sister hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose ng in Vancowver an on tailgating may be lifter theHIVE
Sister hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose ng in Vancowver an on tailgating may be lifter theHIVE

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Look whos on the Loose DOUGH! BSkyB'S SHARE PRICE 850 pence 800 EXCLUSIVE 700 for 650 RACE DAYS Shamed Murdoch loses £óbn in WEEK after hacking scandal has wiped [sbiton eff Rupert Murdochs fortune at over 40 top FREE
Look whos on the Loose DOUGH! BSkyB'S SHARE PRICE 850 pence 800 EXCLUSIVE 700 for 650 RACE DAYS Shamed Murdoch loses £óbn in WEEK after hacking scandal has wiped [sbiton eff Rupert Murdochs fortune at over 40 top FREE

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SUPER CALEY GO BALLISTIC ARE CELTIC ATROCIOUS Barnes dragged into the gutter By Rodger Baillie at Parkhead
SUPER CALEY GO BALLISTIC ARE CELTIC ATROCIOUS Barnes dragged into the gutter By Rodger Baillie at Parkhead

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OVER C100M! Is this the rail price? Is this just fantasy? | Caught up in | land buys From Armagh.. No escape from bureaucracy! ere ine
OVER C100M! Is this the rail price? Is this just fantasy? | Caught up in | land buys From Armagh.. No escape from bureaucracy! ere ine

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OGLETHORPE SCHOOLS CHANGE POLICY Threat disrupts plans to meet about threats By Crystal 0wens the Oglethorpe County crystalt owens@onlineathens.com High School gym about 12:45 p.m, claiming that a Oglethorpe County bomb would go off by 1 schools officials were mak p.m, said Sheriff Mike PROBABLY BAD NEWS.COM
OGLETHORPE SCHOOLS CHANGE POLICY Threat disrupts plans to meet about threats By Crystal 0wens the Oglethorpe County crystalt owens@onlineathens.com High School gym about 12:45 p.m, claiming that a Oglethorpe County bomb would go off by 1 schools officials were mak p.m, said Sheriff Mike PROBABLY BAD NEWS.COM

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Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference NAU 73

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一Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package
一Republicans turned off by size of Obama's package

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A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt By CHRIS DUNCAN AP Sports Wer HOUSTONCh Ming Wang pitched f corelesinnins e e xprining he right Fanning the b nd Alex odrigues h s three-run bomer in the N York Yankee - win over he Bousto A ros on Sunday Wang 18-2) palled up a he reunded shird o Decek Jeter's twe-un ingle dur- ing the Yankeeicht-run alxth inning He the rest of the way home nd polnted to hie right foot aer er ruaed from the dug to check on him and Wan was helped off the Sel Getting rare chance to bit against NL team, Wang bad reached . bunt that turned inta eer's ne
A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt By CHRIS DUNCAN AP Sports Wer HOUSTONCh Ming Wang pitched f corelesinnins e e xprining he right Fanning the b nd Alex odrigues h s three-run bomer in the N York Yankee - win over he Bousto A ros on Sunday Wang 18-2) palled up a he reunded shird o Decek Jeter's twe-un ingle dur- ing the Yankeeicht-run alxth inning He the rest of the way home nd polnted to hie right foot aer er ruaed from the dug to check on him and Wan was helped off the Sel Getting rare chance to bit against NL team, Wang bad reached . bunt that turned inta eer's ne

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Neys 94 foothaller this peart Best Man left bleeding after bein hit in hea by flying dildo and wait until you hear where it came from "SIDE FULL STORY »P8

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Search FOX NEWS CAS PRICES SHATTERED DREAMS Florida Woman Calls 911 After McDonald's Runs Out of McNuggets

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EXCLUSIVE GRANNY KILLED BY HITLER FISH SEE PAGE 27
EXCLUSIVE GRANNY KILLED BY HITLER FISH SEE PAGE 27

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Why do dogs bark?

Why do dogs bark? Researchers say it's simply because they're dogs has comnonly been thought And ness hemelves why the entire r the animal kingdom ever unlise tho vocalirationa by sther They pint to &exrge of traits woul itaged ita, ow 0(ymple Games, animals, dog beking seems to be iment carried out " ars ago ty animals selectmy hnd t'sasafe bet most of the medala more se than for arnoying belavtor would gs to Rather, it's a port of uninteetional Novosibinsk Sberia They were They concluded that ta man's sten maddesling bent e de efleet of the t th studying the slver Sax, an anima a a general characteriale ncation team Save blogiaone thing tameress the dog makes Canis aacis man's best raierd for ita br bat noteriquly venile animals as is the tend tough to beep on far The Tase, or examole, the docker triend tameseas to bark more ntens The R
Why do dogs bark? Researchers say it's simply because they're dogs has comnonly been thought And ness hemelves why the entire r the animal kingdom ever unlise tho vocalirationa by sther They pint to &exrge of traits woul itaged ita, ow 0(ymple Games, animals, dog beking seems to be iment carried out " ars ago ty animals selectmy hnd t'sasafe bet most of the medala more se than for arnoying belavtor would gs to Rather, it's a port of uninteetional Novosibinsk Sberia They were They concluded that ta man's sten maddesling bent e de efleet of the t th studying the slver Sax, an anima a a general characteriale ncation team Save blogiaone thing tameress the dog makes Canis aacis man's best raierd for ita br bat noteriquly venile animals as is the tend tough to beep on far The Tase, or examole, the docker triend tameseas to bark more ntens The R

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