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Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime - then sang a song 293 SHARES POLICE POLICE Mace A high-tech police robot told a woman to go away when she tried to report a crime - then trundled away while singing a song (Pictures.
Police robot told woman to go away after she tried to report crime - then sang a song 293 SHARES POLICE POLICE Mace A high-tech police robot told a woman to go away when she tried to report a crime - then trundled away while singing a song (Pictures.

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SPLASH HEADLINE HERE

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REKT yourself

ChecK yourself cr you'll wreck yourself. yesterdaysprint Pittsburgh Daily Post, Pennsylvania, August 4, 1912 譬ubifidesibiamor Fake. They couldn't underline in newsprint back then springbeanz Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ARCHI VES PERS CLIPPINGS r you'll wreckx × ▼Show advanced 6,622 matches senwe them Pittsburgh Daily Post Sooner or later some tall yoa with even Eree Pitsburgh, Pennsylivania Sunday, August 4, 1912-Page 15 Check yourseli] cr ytu'i, | Aim your thoughts befo 2 of 4 matches on this page Takes like less than a minute to check yourself strawbebehmod Looks like you wrecked yourself
ChecK yourself cr you'll wreck yourself. yesterdaysprint Pittsburgh Daily Post, Pennsylvania, August 4, 1912 譬ubifidesibiamor Fake. They couldn't underline in newsprint back then springbeanz Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ARCHI VES PERS CLIPPINGS r you'll wreckx × ▼Show advanced 6,622 matches senwe them Pittsburgh Daily Post Sooner or later some tall yoa with even Eree Pitsburgh, Pennsylivania Sunday, August 4, 1912-Page 15 Check yourseli] cr ytu'i, | Aim your thoughts befo 2 of 4 matches on this page Takes like less than a minute to check yourself strawbebehmod Looks like you wrecked yourself

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God answers prayers of parallyzed little boy. "No" says god

NEWS God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy No,' Says God
NEWS God Answers Prayers Of Paralyzed Little Boy No,' Says God

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Don't call them "pennies". It is one cent pieces

Do not call them pennies Deputy Treasurer Gibson, of the Treasury Department, says there is no such coin in the United States. It is one cent pieces. jerkstorecalling: yesterdaysprint The Roanoke News, Weldon, North Carolina, August 19, 1909 tough s--- gibby
Do not call them pennies Deputy Treasurer Gibson, of the Treasury Department, says there is no such coin in the United States. It is one cent pieces. jerkstorecalling: yesterdaysprint The Roanoke News, Weldon, North Carolina, August 19, 1909 tough s--- gibby

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...Define "Crazy"

A Saint Louis soientest has dis- covered that we shall all be orazy by the year 2016. This, alas, is not the worst of it. We shall also be dead. YE yeoldenews source: The Ottawa Evening Herald, January 27, 1902. 屬mortalityplays well he wasn't wrong
A Saint Louis soientest has dis- covered that we shall all be orazy by the year 2016. This, alas, is not the worst of it. We shall also be dead. YE yeoldenews source: The Ottawa Evening Herald, January 27, 1902. 屬mortalityplays well he wasn't wrong

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The Beginning of a New Arms Race

The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines during exercises with Singapore's navy - ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines ta uld th d to nual th n and certainly not to furth- nuclear-powered. It also that developed by the United States was easilyth tracking their submarines U be United States and Russia. has at least three nuclear- powered submarines ca Its submarine program is in the open ocean. in er militarize outposts the South China Sea." The South China Sea pable of launching ballis a major part of that bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the ning to add five more, often avoid detection, fied zones for their sube to Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the push. So the Soviets created te tíc missiles and is plan- Since submarines can heavily mined and forth d- is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible. ing in Washington, a top tal ballistic missiles or of northwest Russia and China's JL.2 submarine Okhotsk, north of Japan, important shipping lanes In an April media brief- land-based intercontinen- One was in the White Sea a f China asserts it holds maritime rights to 80 the other was in the Sea of U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers
The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines during exercises with Singapore's navy - ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines ta uld th d to nual th n and certainly not to furth- nuclear-powered. It also that developed by the United States was easilyth tracking their submarines U be United States and Russia. has at least three nuclear- powered submarines ca Its submarine program is in the open ocean. in er militarize outposts the South China Sea." The South China Sea pable of launching ballis a major part of that bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the ning to add five more, often avoid detection, fied zones for their sube to Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the push. So the Soviets created te tíc missiles and is plan- Since submarines can heavily mined and forth d- is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible. ing in Washington, a top tal ballistic missiles or of northwest Russia and China's JL.2 submarine Okhotsk, north of Japan, important shipping lanes In an April media brief- land-based intercontinen- One was in the White Sea a f China asserts it holds maritime rights to 80 the other was in the Sea of U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers

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Alternate Universe

French Bakers Tell Kanye West Why Croissants Take So Long to Make John Cena @JohnCena 4m This was a lot of fun...sometimes you just have to ride the wave! Get ready for Surfs Up 2: Wavemania Pictures ANiNation t3284 544 In the news Trump defends his penis size. What does science say? CNET-3 days ago He hit my hands," Trump said of Rubio. He was referring to a joke his rival had made last week about the allegedly slight length of Trump's We're the weird incomprehensible alternate universe that the protagonist (who came from a more sensible universe) travels to Mar 7, 2016 943 am 2,132 Notes
French Bakers Tell Kanye West Why Croissants Take So Long to Make John Cena @JohnCena 4m This was a lot of fun...sometimes you just have to ride the wave! Get ready for Surfs Up 2: Wavemania Pictures ANiNation t3284 544 In the news Trump defends his penis size. What does science say? CNET-3 days ago He hit my hands," Trump said of Rubio. He was referring to a joke his rival had made last week about the allegedly slight length of Trump's We're the weird incomprehensible alternate universe that the protagonist (who came from a more sensible universe) travels to Mar 7, 2016 943 am 2,132 Notes

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when i come out of my room

when i come out of my room A Bag Of Trash Started Moving. What Was Inside Changed This Family Forever. DIPLY.COM Source: sidechica
when i come out of my room A Bag Of Trash Started Moving. What Was Inside Changed This Family Forever. DIPLY.COM Source: sidechica

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We need more clowns

11 0004 THERE IS A NATIONAL CLOWN SHORTAGE
11 0004 THERE IS A NATIONAL CLOWN SHORTAGE

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Public sex

FRIDAY 12, FEBRUARY 2016 Attention: the public octopus sex act has been cancelle Seattle Aquarium cancels annual Valentine's Day mating ritual, fearing cephalopods might turn to cannibalism. firebey: There go all my plans for tomorrow. Thanks a lot guys
FRIDAY 12, FEBRUARY 2016 Attention: the public octopus sex act has been cancelle Seattle Aquarium cancels annual Valentine's Day mating ritual, fearing cephalopods might turn to cannibalism. firebey: There go all my plans for tomorrow. Thanks a lot guys

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Meat Man

Man In A Meat Suit Is Attacking People Who Are Eating Meat hellou.co.uk dongstomper joe-strummer: I how is morrissey always in the news arent we all wearing meat suits tho
Man In A Meat Suit Is Attacking People Who Are Eating Meat hellou.co.uk dongstomper joe-strummer: I how is morrissey always in the news arent we all wearing meat suits tho

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No Work Tomorrow, Except for Dale

Businesses CLOSINGS & DELAYS 圖Metal Works on intoorna100 0078 FOX Closed Tomorrow: Dale to work normal hours
Businesses CLOSINGS & DELAYS 圖Metal Works on intoorna100 0078 FOX Closed Tomorrow: Dale to work normal hours

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Peppa Pig Destroyed Our Marriage

PEPPAPIG DESTROYED OUR MARRIAGE
PEPPAPIG DESTROYED OUR MARRIAGE

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Um, okay.

Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident Walmarb BREAKING NEWS Tree WOMAN CAUGHT STEALING COOKIE DOUGH IN VAGINA NOW First in News
Cookie Dough Can Explodes In Woman's Vagina During Shoplifting Incident Walmarb BREAKING NEWS Tree WOMAN CAUGHT STEALING COOKIE DOUGH IN VAGINA NOW First in News

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Lizard Man

A Man Dressed As A Lizard, Or 'Lizard Man, Is Terrorizing A South Carolina Town BY JOSH KURP 08.03.15
A Man Dressed As A Lizard, Or 'Lizard Man, Is Terrorizing A South Carolina Town BY JOSH KURP 08.03.15

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submarines go underwater, apparently

The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month during exercises with Singapore's in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines. BAO UELI inua via The Associated Press fie navy 1- ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines li re to th d to nual th di U n and certainly not to furth- nuclear-powered. It also that developed by the United States was er militarize outposts in the South China Sea." has at least three nuclear- powered United States and Russia. Its submarine program is tracking their submarines in the open ocean. submarines ca- he The South China Sea pable of launching ballis- a major part of that bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the y push. So the Soviets created te tic missiles and is plan- Since submarines can heavily mined and forti- ed ning to add five more, often avoid detection, fied zones for their subs to d is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible. ti land-based intercontinen- tal ballistic missiles or One was in the White Sea of northwest Russia and the other was in the Sea of a In an April media brief- important shipping lanes. China asserts it holds maritime rights to 80 f S ing in Washington, a top U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers. gn is watching China's JL2 submarine Okhotsk, north of Japan, the said Cole.
The Chinese missile frigate Yulin fires an anti-surface gun battery last month during exercises with Singapore's in the South China Sea. Some analysts fear China is elevating its presence in the sea so it can conceal its submarines. BAO UELI inua via The Associated Press fie navy 1- ASIA China may be using sea to hide its submarines li re to th d to nual th di U n and certainly not to furth- nuclear-powered. It also that developed by the United States was er militarize outposts in the South China Sea." has at least three nuclear- powered United States and Russia. Its submarine program is tracking their submarines in the open ocean. submarines ca- he The South China Sea pable of launching ballis- a major part of that bounded by Vietnam, China, Taiwan, Japan, the Philippines and Malaysia according to a Pentagon they are less vulnerable to operate as close to the y push. So the Soviets created te tic missiles and is plan- Since submarines can heavily mined and forti- ed ning to add five more, often avoid detection, fied zones for their subs to d is one of the world's most report released last year. a first-strike attack than United States as possible. ti land-based intercontinen- tal ballistic missiles or One was in the White Sea of northwest Russia and the other was in the Sea of a In an April media brief- important shipping lanes. China asserts it holds maritime rights to 80 f S ing in Washington, a top U.S. Navy official said the nuclear bombers. gn is watching China's JL2 submarine Okhotsk, north of Japan, the said Cole.

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R-R-ROBOCOCK

Man who penis ripped off as a child has 8 inch bionic replacement LAURIE HANNA NEW YORK DAILY NEWS08/22/2015 8:54 AM ET moontouched-moogle superbrybread brb ripping off penis to get an eight inch ROBOCOCK THE CYBERPUNK FUTURE IS HERE. TIME FOR MECHADICK Source: superbrybread 13,226 notes
Man who penis ripped off as a child has 8 inch bionic replacement LAURIE HANNA NEW YORK DAILY NEWS08/22/2015 8:54 AM ET moontouched-moogle superbrybread brb ripping off penis to get an eight inch ROBOCOCK THE CYBERPUNK FUTURE IS HERE. TIME FOR MECHADICK Source: superbrybread 13,226 notes

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Man tries to rob store with sword; finds clerk also has a sword

globalnews.ca WATCH: Man tries to rob store with sword; finds clerk also has a sword corner store with a sword Friday - only to find the clerk had a sword of his own By Elton Hobson slow-riot 2015 is incredible
globalnews.ca WATCH: Man tries to rob store with sword; finds clerk also has a sword corner store with a sword Friday - only to find the clerk had a sword of his own By Elton Hobson slow-riot 2015 is incredible

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Not mlp, but still. WTF!?

al mart Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmar By Jeffrey Rindskopf A Florida teen was caught yesterday using a stuffed horse to masturbate in a Walmart in Brooksville, Florida, about 50 miles north of Tampa. The Smoking Gun reports that 19-year-old Sean Johnson went to the store's comforter section and used the toy to masturbate before placing it back on the shelf among the other items. He left the store and was promptly arrested in the parking lot. The police report details the incident in no uncertain terms: At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden
al mart Share on Facebook Share on Twitter Teen Caught Making Love to Stuffed Horse in Walmar By Jeffrey Rindskopf A Florida teen was caught yesterday using a stuffed horse to masturbate in a Walmart in Brooksville, Florida, about 50 miles north of Tampa. The Smoking Gun reports that 19-year-old Sean Johnson went to the store's comforter section and used the toy to masturbate before placing it back on the shelf among the other items. He left the store and was promptly arrested in the parking lot. The police report details the incident in no uncertain terms: At approximately 1420 hours, the defendant Sean Johnson selected a brown, tan and red-stuffed horse from the clearance shelf in the garden

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