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Super Smash Bros Brawl's Gurl Gamers

Meh. I understand that 99.99% of you don't understand this comic at all, and that's perfectly okay. My old explanation was pretty s-----, so have a new one:

Super Smash Brothers Brawl has an online system where you can either:
>Brawl with friends
>Brawl with strangers.
This comic describes a Brawl with strangers, and here's where the "gurl gamer" stuff comes in.
So yeah, there's no mic system. You can't communicate in a way other than in-game controls.
So what makes the gurl gamers gurl gamers?
Well, you aren't supposed to tell what gender your opponent is. That's not the point; you're supposed to fight.
But gurl gamers do exactly the opposite.
They choose either Peach, Zelda, or Zero Suit Samus, and taunt continuously, spam crouches, and fool around instead of playing the game the way you're supposed to. They walk up to people using male characters (half of the time, a female gamer like me) and crouch continuously. They're basically making it clear: "I'm a girl and I'm playing Brawl. Give me attention."
Also, they don't expect you to fight. They f------ expect you to go easy on them or just flat-out not attack them because they're using a female character. If they crouch to you and you don't crouch back, THEY WILL F------ ASSAULT YOU. And that's not a bad thing, because they suck c--- at the game! They're just playing it for attention!
Gurl gamers and these girls playing Brawl are exactly the same thing:
Attention w----- seeking praise for playing a video game just because they have a f------ vagina.

If you've never played Brawl, fine! You won't get it.
If you've never encountered this type of player in Brawl, you won't get it.
If you've read my passage and you still don't f------ get, don't f------ get it.

That's okay.
Brawl online sucks because of people like this, and you don't want to go there.

Meh. I understand that 99.99% of you don't understand this comic at all, and that's perfectly okay. My old explanation was pretty s-----, so have a new one:

Super Smash Brothers Brawl has an online system where you can either:
>Brawl with friends
>Brawl with strangers.
This comic describes a Brawl with strangers, and here's where the "gurl gamer" stuff comes in.
So yeah, there's no mic system. You can't communicate in a way other than in-game controls.
So what makes the gurl gamers gurl gamers?
Well, you aren't supposed to tell what gender your opponent is. That's not the point; you're supposed to fight.
But gurl gamers do exactly the opposite.
They choose either Peach, Zelda, or Zero Suit Samus, and taunt continuously, spam crouches, and fool around instead of playing the game the way you're supposed to. They walk up to people using male characters (half of the time, a female gamer like me) and crouch continuously. They're basically making it clear: "I'm a girl and I'm playing Brawl. Give me attention."
Also, they don't expect you to fight. They f------ expect you to go easy on them or just flat-out not attack them because they're using a female character. If they crouch to you and you don't crouch back, THEY WILL F------ ASSAULT YOU. And that's not a bad thing, because they suck c--- at the game! They're just playing it for attention!
Gurl gamers and these girls playing Brawl are exactly the same thing:
Attention w----- seeking praise for playing a video game just because they have a f------ vagina.

If you've never played Brawl, fine! You won't get it.
If you've never encountered this type of player in Brawl, you won't get it.
If you've read my passage and you still don't f------ get, don't f------ get it.

That's okay.
Brawl online sucks because of people like this, and you don't want to go there.

ssbb gurl gamer

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Stip buying this イ 틋뽁貫 Hey ginl's D ←-> BUTIK BIBLIOTEK FAELLESSKAB NYHEDER ALLE SPIL Call of Duty; Modern Warfare 3 Call of Duty: Modem Warfare 3- Multiplayer Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Counler-Strike: Source Counter-Strike: Source Beta Day of Deleat Source Dead island Garry's Mod Garry's Mod 13 Beta Half-Lite 2 Deathsmatch Half-Life 2. Lost Coast Left 4 Dead 2 Counter-Strike: Global Offensive 2 0.2012 493,953 % spi-9 TIMER SPILLET SENEST SPILLET 26-08-2012 CONTRIBUTIONS GAME HUB VENNER LINKS Du har 17 venner, der spiller Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Praastationer Forummer Relaterede grupper S ALLE VENNER, DER S PRAESTATIONER KATEGORIER Rediger kategorier... Pistolinitiativ Du har last op fr 25,167 (15%) And start bayina this + TILFW ET SPIL MS VENNELISTE 17 nline DA 19:54

Stip buying this イ 틋뽁貫 Hey ginl's D ←-> BUTIK BIBLIOTEK FAELLESSKAB NYHEDER ALLE SPIL Call of Duty; Modern Warfare 3 Call of Duty: Modem Warfare 3- Multiplayer Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Counler-Strike: Source Counter-Strike: Source Beta Day of Deleat Source Dead island Garry's Mod Garry's Mod 13 Beta Half-Lite 2 Deathsmatch Half-Life 2. Lost Coast Left 4 Dead 2 Counter-Strike: Global Offensive 2 0.2012 493,953 % spi-9 TIMER SPILLET SENEST SPILLET 26-08-2012 CONTRIBUTIONS GAME HUB VENNER LINKS Du har 17 venner, der spiller Counter-Strike: Global Offensive Praastationer Forummer Relaterede grupper S ALLE VENNER, DER S PRAESTATIONER KATEGORIER Rediger kategorier... Pistolinitiativ Du har last op fr 25,167 (15%) And start bayina this + TILFW ET SPIL MS VENNELISTE 17 nline DA 19:54

Dimigo Community Member 2 I am really tired of girls talking about like they are SO SPESHUL. Girls, you are people. People play videogames. YOU AREN'T COOL. Discuss how annoying those kind of "gurl gamerz" are PS: Not saying all girls are like this. Offline Edited, because people whine and say I'm a troll

Dimigo Community Member 2 I am really tired of girls talking about like they are SO SPESHUL. Girls, you are people. People play videogames. YOU AREN'T COOL. Discuss how annoying those kind of "gurl gamerz" are PS: Not saying all girls are like this. Offline Edited, because people whine and say I'm a troll

nerdycouture littleradge Yes, I play videogames <3 Yes, I drink coke.3 Yah i play vidya gaem 2 Yes, I own a coffee table 3 Yes, I use paper towels )c3 Yes, I use lamps <3 I'll probably keep on reblogging this from myself until the end of times. that last guy kind of looks like the Doctor

nerdycouture littleradge Yes, I play videogames <3 Yes, I drink coke.3 Yah i play vidya gaem 2 Yes, I own a coffee table 3 Yes, I use paper towels )c3 Yes, I use lamps <3 I'll probably keep on reblogging this from myself until the end of times. that last guy kind of looks like the Doctor

Rachel Gallo i am an original girl gamer. i bought the original xbox and played the original halo. none of this "oh i play videogames because that makes me look like one of the boys and therefore i appear cooler than i really am" b-------. now go get your nails done and stop wasting my time on xbox live because you truly don't possess an ounce of skill. 1 hour ago s Pedro Ivy Camara Esteves Gamer girls are cool lo/ www.youtube.com Don't be racist. Don't be homophobic. Don't be sexist. Follow that code and everybody will have a good time. And when someone breaks that code, CALL THEM OUT... Gamer Girl Manifesto 11hours ago 8 Tonnetta Wakcott As a gamer girl, I play smarter not harder:) 1 day ago 8 Jenna R. Jessie My little sister and her friend are talking to boys on the phone. Trying to be all cool, and into video games. They really don't play video games. They are the kind of girls I hate... A real gamer girl impresses the boys with her very explored Skyrim' map. haha. 14 hours ago America Rodriguez I play left 4 dead, left 4 dead 2, guitar hero, f.e.a.r, saints row 2, call of duty, want and going to play black ops, I want to be a gamer girl and iam almost a gamer girl, mg bro is a gamer 1 day ago 容Sonya Plascencia I am a gamer, and Call Of Duty Black Ops is my game. <3 yes, that is right, a girl gamer, get the hell over it! 2 days ago EMO Mariah Theriault So I was playing online today on my PS3 doing some MW3 and i use the username Shadegirl3 and yet again I got bashed on for being female... so what did I do? I agreed to EVERY insult and remark that was made....shut them up good knowing that they weren't getting off on my frustration and anger. Im a girl gamer and I'm proud of it so screw you lardasses who got nothing better to do than pick on a female with a controller in her hand. 3 days ago Ruby Angeline Pring i'm a tottal gamer girl let's play 2days ago A-lo Lopez so nothing to do guess iI'll play xbox 360 yeahh gamer nerd time (yes i play games and yes im a girl) 44 minutes ago Noel Toledo Dear guys on xbox, When I deny your friend request that does not mean you should send me another one. Sincerely, Annoyed gamer girl 5 days ago Sara Nicole Roach Yes I am a girl gamer, what are you going to do about it? Hell's yeah Head shot 39 minutes ago Miranda Len Bates Yay <3 Wow is now a running part of my brain! loolz XD im already evel 7 and ve only played for 30-45 minutes....wow im such a gamer girl XP 1 day ago Meaghan Evans I am a gamer girl. There, I admit it. I play anything from Team Fortress 2, to Left 4 Dead and BRINK. Ive finished all of the Assassin's Creed and Gears of War franchises, as well as Bioshock and Bayonetta. Im a formidable opponent and a helpful ally on COD; Modern Warfare 3. If you ever want to play with me or against me, tell me which game and I'll see what I can do :D 1 minute ago Wilmary Gomez ME + Mw3 gamer girl 2 days ago LOVE ME + BLACK OPS = LOVE what more can i say im a Sally McKay It's funny how if a guy is a gamer, it's nothing special. But get a girl gamer and we're just awesome :) 3 days ago

Rachel Gallo i am an original girl gamer. i bought the original xbox and played the original halo. none of this "oh i play videogames because that makes me look like one of the boys and therefore i appear cooler than i really am" b-------. now go get your nails done and stop wasting my time on xbox live because you truly don't possess an ounce of skill. 1 hour ago s Pedro Ivy Camara Esteves Gamer girls are cool lo/ www.youtube.com Don't be racist. Don't be homophobic. Don't be sexist. Follow that code and everybody will have a good time. And when someone breaks that code, CALL THEM OUT... Gamer Girl Manifesto 11hours ago 8 Tonnetta Wakcott As a gamer girl, I play smarter not harder:) 1 day ago 8 Jenna R. Jessie My little sister and her friend are talking to boys on the phone. Trying to be all cool, and into video games. They really don't play video games. They are the kind of girls I hate... A real gamer girl impresses the boys with her very explored Skyrim' map. haha. 14 hours ago America Rodriguez I play left 4 dead, left 4 dead 2, guitar hero, f.e.a.r, saints row 2, call of duty, want and going to play black ops, I want to be a gamer girl and iam almost a gamer girl, mg bro is a gamer 1 day ago 容Sonya Plascencia I am a gamer, and Call Of Duty Black Ops is my game. <3 yes, that is right, a girl gamer, get the hell over it! 2 days ago EMO Mariah Theriault So I was playing online today on my PS3 doing some MW3 and i use the username Shadegirl3 and yet again I got bashed on for being female... so what did I do? I agreed to EVERY insult and remark that was made....shut them up good knowing that they weren't getting off on my frustration and anger. Im a girl gamer and I'm proud of it so screw you lardasses who got nothing better to do than pick on a female with a controller in her hand. 3 days ago Ruby Angeline Pring i'm a tottal gamer girl let's play 2days ago A-lo Lopez so nothing to do guess iI'll play xbox 360 yeahh gamer nerd time (yes i play games and yes im a girl) 44 minutes ago Noel Toledo Dear guys on xbox, When I deny your friend request that does not mean you should send me another one. Sincerely, Annoyed gamer girl 5 days ago Sara Nicole Roach Yes I am a girl gamer, what are you going to do about it? Hell's yeah Head shot 39 minutes ago Miranda Len Bates Yay <3 Wow is now a running part of my brain! loolz XD im already evel 7 and ve only played for 30-45 minutes....wow im such a gamer girl XP 1 day ago Meaghan Evans I am a gamer girl. There, I admit it. I play anything from Team Fortress 2, to Left 4 Dead and BRINK. Ive finished all of the Assassin's Creed and Gears of War franchises, as well as Bioshock and Bayonetta. Im a formidable opponent and a helpful ally on COD; Modern Warfare 3. If you ever want to play with me or against me, tell me which game and I'll see what I can do :D 1 minute ago Wilmary Gomez ME + Mw3 gamer girl 2 days ago LOVE ME + BLACK OPS = LOVE what more can i say im a Sally McKay It's funny how if a guy is a gamer, it's nothing special. But get a girl gamer and we're just awesome :) 3 days ago

What're you playing? D NNM T--- OR GETFO I BITCHES ALWAYS MESSING UP YS. I'M A GIRL AND THE TEAM WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG OR JUST SUCK MY D--- LIKE THE F------ SLUT U ARE. YOU Pokemon. You? Same UP DN'T KN LOST A GAME? INBOX WITH PICS OF THREATS TO R--- U BEAT ME? I'LL FLOOD YOUR CK U BITCH AND AND R GIRLS ARE or battle? Sure! LIKE THIS, YO TENTION GO BACK TO TURBATING PLAYING COOK TO TWILIG 8 Gamer Guy Guy who plays video games Girl who plays video games Gamer Girl

What're you playing? D NNM T--- OR GETFO I BITCHES ALWAYS MESSING UP YS. I'M A GIRL AND THE TEAM WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG OR JUST SUCK MY D--- LIKE THE F------ SLUT U ARE. YOU Pokemon. You? Same UP DN'T KN LOST A GAME? INBOX WITH PICS OF THREATS TO R--- U BEAT ME? I'LL FLOOD YOUR CK U BITCH AND AND R GIRLS ARE or battle? Sure! LIKE THIS, YO TENTION GO BACK TO TURBATING PLAYING COOK TO TWILIG 8 Gamer Guy Guy who plays video games Girl who plays video games Gamer Girl

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yes i am guy yes i evolved into rdevoir dont hit on me silly bishi fangirls xxx

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Brittany Would I be a nerd if I made my own Assassin's Creed robe and wore it while I played Assassin's Creed and spent time with my Mom? Like . Comment . 18 minutes ago . 13 people like this. Joey Z 6 minutes ago . Like· 1 Brittany then go food shopping with Mom while wearing it. 4 minutes ago Like JoeyClothes don't make a nerd, dedication does http://prntscr.com/rxy4z Clan: Reborn Revelations Level: 2118 Rank: 86,333 Total XP: 159,184,397 Time Played: 243 days 4 hours Then my next goal shall be to make my own robe Screenshot prntscr Captured with Lightshot 3 minutes ago Like Remove Preview Brittany s hat for the muliplaeron the 3rd game r somnething elke? LaurenYour mom would like that 3 minutes ago via mobile Like Brittany Is that for the multiplayer on the 3rd game? Or omething else? a few seconds ago Like BrittanyAnd Lauren she wouldn't let me leave the house dressed like that xD but i'm serious about making it and going food shopping with her. It will happen one day a few seconds ago Like 1 This isn't assassins creed a few seconds ago Like Write a comment.

Brittany Would I be a nerd if I made my own Assassin's Creed robe and wore it while I played Assassin's Creed and spent time with my Mom? Like . Comment . 18 minutes ago . 13 people like this. Joey Z 6 minutes ago . Like· 1 Brittany then go food shopping with Mom while wearing it. 4 minutes ago Like JoeyClothes don't make a nerd, dedication does http://prntscr.com/rxy4z Clan: Reborn Revelations Level: 2118 Rank: 86,333 Total XP: 159,184,397 Time Played: 243 days 4 hours Then my next goal shall be to make my own robe Screenshot prntscr Captured with Lightshot 3 minutes ago Like Remove Preview Brittany s hat for the muliplaeron the 3rd game r somnething elke? LaurenYour mom would like that 3 minutes ago via mobile Like Brittany Is that for the multiplayer on the 3rd game? Or omething else? a few seconds ago Like BrittanyAnd Lauren she wouldn't let me leave the house dressed like that xD but i'm serious about making it and going food shopping with her. It will happen one day a few seconds ago Like 1 This isn't assassins creed a few seconds ago Like Write a comment.

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Gamerscore Zone 8167 ⓒ Pro Message Text Hi! Few things to start off with -] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen = D.

Gamerscore Zone 8167 ⓒ Pro Message Text Hi! Few things to start off with -] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen = D.

Hey lowly GameStop employee, I wish to buy this copy of Halo 3. Yea, that's right, I'm a girl and I play Halo. In fact I play lots of games One might say I'm a GIRL GAMER! Hey fellow TF2 players Sorry if my voice sounds strange to you it's because I'm a girl. Yea that's right, I'm a girl gamer. I bet you never imagined an actual girl on your server Well here l am but don't hit on me you silly bovs So l was playing Mario the other day - yea thats right, I play video games. I'm a girl gamer and I'm proud of it. l have a NES a Shut up and go back to playing Cooking Mama omg you f you some jerk!!!! a------ se hut

Hey lowly GameStop employee, I wish to buy this copy of Halo 3. Yea, that's right, I'm a girl and I play Halo. In fact I play lots of games One might say I'm a GIRL GAMER! Hey fellow TF2 players Sorry if my voice sounds strange to you it's because I'm a girl. Yea that's right, I'm a girl gamer. I bet you never imagined an actual girl on your server Well here l am but don't hit on me you silly bovs So l was playing Mario the other day - yea thats right, I play video games. I'm a girl gamer and I'm proud of it. l have a NES a Shut up and go back to playing Cooking Mama omg you f you some jerk!!!! a------ se hut

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Steam Group GUY GAMERZZZ (GUYGMRZ-*) Profie Yes, we do exist But don't hit on us you silly girls! 2,482 Members 194 n-Game 902 Online 0 in Chat Snce December 21, 2008 Unted States Us guy gamers have had enough gender bending So what if we lhe the sims? And so what if we think Halo is better than Condemned? But we love playing Halt-Life and TF2 and Portat The cake is a LE Lot We're here and we're here to stay Guy gamerz gotta stick together

Steam Group GUY GAMERZZZ (GUYGMRZ-*) Profie Yes, we do exist But don't hit on us you silly girls! 2,482 Members 194 n-Game 902 Online 0 in Chat Snce December 21, 2008 Unted States Us guy gamers have had enough gender bending So what if we lhe the sims? And so what if we think Halo is better than Condemned? But we love playing Halt-Life and TF2 and Portat The cake is a LE Lot We're here and we're here to stay Guy gamerz gotta stick together