Goddamnit Kris
![https://twitter.com/AkseruS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/214/683/203.png)
![https://twitter.com/AkseruS](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/214/683/203.png)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
GOD FUCKING damn it KRIS, where the FUCK are we?! Doom
![Made by @duck_lock on twitter.
The creator also has Kris’s and susie’s custom sprites on their original size on their profile.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/214/658/bd9.jpeg)
![Made by @duck_lock on twitter.
The creator also has Kris’s and susie’s custom sprites on their original size on their profile.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/214/658/bd9.jpeg)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
screenshot edit
![Ralsei Lancer The Susie Kris The Player $10,000 $100 BLIND $200 BLIND RAISED $1,400 $10,000 $9,900 $9,800 $8,400 GOD F------ damnit KRIS where the F--- are we? 10 POT: $1,900 FOLD CALL RAISE $1,400 白](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/214/634/465.jpg)
![Ralsei Lancer The Susie Kris The Player $10,000 $100 BLIND $200 BLIND RAISED $1,400 $10,000 $9,900 $9,800 $8,400 GOD F------ damnit KRIS where the F--- are we? 10 POT: $1,900 FOLD CALL RAISE $1,400 白](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/214/634/465.jpg)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT KRIS WHY ARE WE AT A HOCKEY GAME
![HEROES AMONG U jevER GEICO LATORADE erprice Mo n DISCEVER GATORADE HONDA SAP GOD FUCKİNG DAMN IT KRIS WHY THE F--- ARE WE AT A HOCKEY GAME](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/214/616/598.jpg)
![HEROES AMONG U jevER GEICO LATORADE erprice Mo n DISCEVER GATORADE HONDA SAP GOD FUCKİNG DAMN IT KRIS WHY THE F--- ARE WE AT A HOCKEY GAME](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/214/616/598.jpg)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
Camping
!["Uuh, Kris, I don't think we're getting to the Dark Fountain any time soon"
"I don't like this place. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE any opportunity to beat some sense into people…"
"…"
"…but everyone is so creepy here"
"Did you see how that skull-wearing creep summoning a huge tentacle and PUSHING me all the way back?! What was her problem?"
"You don't seem to be bothered with that at all, Kris"
Kris reminds Susie that the local town is pretty cool.
"Yeah, right, the local brothel is pretty sick. Too bad I won't be allowed there anymore after I almost gnawed that girls arm off!"
Susie's deep laughter echos through the seemingly endless corridors of the mansion's ruins.
"Um, excuse me, Susie, WILL YOU GET ME OFF THE FIRE ALREADY????"
"Yeah, no way bro, you're still soaking wet from that wierd wine that spooky dude threw at you."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/214/509/2e0.jpg)
!["Uuh, Kris, I don't think we're getting to the Dark Fountain any time soon"
"I don't like this place. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE any opportunity to beat some sense into people…"
"…"
"…but everyone is so creepy here"
"Did you see how that skull-wearing creep summoning a huge tentacle and PUSHING me all the way back?! What was her problem?"
"You don't seem to be bothered with that at all, Kris"
Kris reminds Susie that the local town is pretty cool.
"Yeah, right, the local brothel is pretty sick. Too bad I won't be allowed there anymore after I almost gnawed that girls arm off!"
Susie's deep laughter echos through the seemingly endless corridors of the mansion's ruins.
"Um, excuse me, Susie, WILL YOU GET ME OFF THE FIRE ALREADY????"
"Yeah, no way bro, you're still soaking wet from that wierd wine that spooky dude threw at you."](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/214/509/2e0.jpg)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
Beatings soon, fellow Stalker...
![I decided to come up with a more Stalkery version than the one I uploaded earlier.
The sprites used were made by <a href="https://www.deviantart.com/ellistandarbros">EllistandarBros</a>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/214/240/2a0.png)
![I decided to come up with a more Stalkery version than the one I uploaded earlier.
The sprites used were made by <a href="https://www.deviantart.com/ellistandarbros">EllistandarBros</a>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/214/240/2a0.png)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
I don't think I need to translate this one...
![It really does get everywhere doesn't it.
Stalker, I mean.
I'm not so sure about this AlphaScribble wotsit, or whatever it's called.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/214/161/af8.png)
![It really does get everywhere doesn't it.
Stalker, I mean.
I'm not so sure about this AlphaScribble wotsit, or whatever it's called.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/214/161/af8.png)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
Sometimes things work out
![Nice Kris! Now we know where the f--- we are!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/213/969/50f.jpg)
![Nice Kris! Now we know where the f--- we are!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/213/969/50f.jpg)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
克里斯,我「火」了!
![哦,好吧,这张图是我自己跟风整的活儿,抱歉。](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/213/927/d77.jpg)
![哦,好吧,这张图是我自己跟风整的活儿,抱歉。](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/213/927/d77.jpg)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
Deltatopia
![I was one of the primary artists of Eliatopia (indie MMORPG), so I guess this is a semi-official meme?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/213/853/9c4.png)
![I was one of the primary artists of Eliatopia (indie MMORPG), so I guess this is a semi-official meme?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/213/853/9c4.png)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
El meme chistoso de Deltarune jajaja
![GOD F------ damnit KRIS where the F--- are we -Susie](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/213/837/902.png)
![GOD F------ damnit KRIS where the F--- are we -Susie](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/213/837/902.png)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
Hit & Run
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/213/698/287.jpg)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/213/698/287.jpg)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
KRIS! WHERE ARE WE NOW!
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/213/697/8df.png)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/213/697/8df.png)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
Kris and Susie Cross the N-Word Bridge
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/213/669/dd7.jpg)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/213/669/dd7.jpg)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
FlorkOfCows' Take
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/213/667/ae0.png)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/213/667/ae0.png)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"
Kris did you play the free trial of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV?!
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/213/591/604.png)
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/213/591/604.png)
"GOD FUCKING damnit KRIS where the FUCK are we!?"