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: Anonymous /tall/ Stories 48 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)09:41:12 No. 78200980 >at work, cleaning shelves >coworker asks me "anon, can you get the top shelf? It's too high for me." >noproblem.jpg >later, moving heavy crates together >she presses her boobs up against my hands >i don't say anything about it >she doesn't say anything about it >butwebothknew.bmp Tallbots, we're all gonna make it. Post your success stories down below Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)09:42:16 No.78200994 I'm 6'4", I've never touched boobs or really ever had a conversation with a girl though. Oh well >>78201018 # >>78201231 # >>78201425 # >>78204539 # >>78204547 #
: Anonymous /tall/ Stories 48 KB JPG 07/19/24(Fri)09:41:12 No. 78200980 >at work, cleaning shelves >coworker asks me "anon, can you get the top shelf? It's too high for me." >noproblem.jpg >later, moving heavy crates together >she presses her boobs up against my hands >i don't say anything about it >she doesn't say anything about it >butwebothknew.bmp Tallbots, we're all gonna make it. Post your success stories down below Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)09:42:16 No.78200994 I'm 6'4", I've never touched boobs or really ever had a conversation with a girl though. Oh well >>78201018 # >>78201231 # >>78201425 # >>78204539 # >>78204547 #

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Anonymous 42 KB JPG one day >kinda cute, ngl >be me 06/27/22(Mon)00:05:43 No.880882 >19yo loser >never been sexually nor romantically attracted to someone in my pathetic life >neither girls nor man nor waifus, nothing worked >start to think I'm asexual >friend asks me to babysit his 9yo sister >I agree since I am free >just let her play on their ps3 and slack off >towards end of the day I was preparing dinner for her >she comes over and asks if she can help me >talks to me about the magnets on their fridge >i start feeling heat in my chest and weird feeling in stomach >gets steonger with time >breathing gets harder and harder >we finish the food and she goes to eat >I go wash dishes in meantime >the feeling doesn't go away >she goes back to playing ps3 after the dinner >send her to bed once it gets late >talk on discord to pass time till my friend comes back >the feeling slowly fades away relief.jpeg >it comes back whenever I think of her >and I can't stop thinking about her Is that feeling what I think it is? Is that it for me /b/ros? What do I do now? Should I just kill myself?
Anonymous 42 KB JPG one day >kinda cute, ngl >be me 06/27/22(Mon)00:05:43 No.880882 >19yo loser >never been sexually nor romantically attracted to someone in my pathetic life >neither girls nor man nor waifus, nothing worked >start to think I'm asexual >friend asks me to babysit his 9yo sister >I agree since I am free >just let her play on their ps3 and slack off >towards end of the day I was preparing dinner for her >she comes over and asks if she can help me >talks to me about the magnets on their fridge >i start feeling heat in my chest and weird feeling in stomach >gets steonger with time >breathing gets harder and harder >we finish the food and she goes to eat >I go wash dishes in meantime >the feeling doesn't go away >she goes back to playing ps3 after the dinner >send her to bed once it gets late >talk on discord to pass time till my friend comes back >the feeling slowly fades away relief.jpeg >it comes back whenever I think of her >and I can't stop thinking about her Is that feeling what I think it is? Is that it for me /b/ros? What do I do now? Should I just kill myself?

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Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon) 19:03:08 No.693749414 images.jpg 8 KB JPG >piracy sites gets shut down >r*dditors start freaking out about "game preservation" why is it so hard for some people to just admit that they want free s---?
Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon) 19:03:08 No.693749414 images.jpg 8 KB JPG >piracy sites gets shut down >r*dditors start freaking out about "game preservation" why is it so hard for some people to just admit that they want free s---?

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52 KB JPG >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass
52 KB JPG >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass

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Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)19:26:17 No.204598587 SCENE CITY maxresdefault.jpg 176 KB JPG >Sign up for wrestling event with ID in order to get paid >Get given the name Spiderman and display superhuman agility >Few days later >Same behaviour is displayed across the city of a man in a spider suit >Named spiderman >Nobody knows who he is Raimi what a HACK Anonymous 10/17/24/Thu)10.20.1Q Na 201508689
Anonymous 10/17/24(Thu)19:26:17 No.204598587 SCENE CITY maxresdefault.jpg 176 KB JPG >Sign up for wrestling event with ID in order to get paid >Get given the name Spiderman and display superhuman agility >Few days later >Same behaviour is displayed across the city of a man in a spider suit >Named spiderman >Nobody knows who he is Raimi what a HACK Anonymous 10/17/24/Thu)10.20.1Q Na 201508689

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: Anonymous Stenchmaxxing 7 KB PNG 06/18/24(Tue)10:19:10 No.74524649 Any fellow stenchmaxxers who can give me some advice? I haven't showered in almost 5 months but I feel like I'm not getting good stink gains. It seems like people don't even notice. My routine: >house kept at 85 degrees >only eat eggs and really hot chili with lots of beans and spices >noshower + nobath >no deodorant >fap 3 times a day >only drink hard liquor >smoking 2 joints a day >piss and s--- myself but only once a week, detergent ain't free >run around the block at overdrive speed 5x a day to work up a good sweat, wear heavy coat in the cooler months I'd appreciate any advice, really want to get as smelly as possible. Was thinking of maybe cutting the pot out? It might be covering up some of the worse smells or even providing a fresh pine scent. : Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)10:44:10 No.74524747 >>74524649 (OP) # Quality thread right here
: Anonymous Stenchmaxxing 7 KB PNG 06/18/24(Tue)10:19:10 No.74524649 Any fellow stenchmaxxers who can give me some advice? I haven't showered in almost 5 months but I feel like I'm not getting good stink gains. It seems like people don't even notice. My routine: >house kept at 85 degrees >only eat eggs and really hot chili with lots of beans and spices >noshower + nobath >no deodorant >fap 3 times a day >only drink hard liquor >smoking 2 joints a day >piss and s--- myself but only once a week, detergent ain't free >run around the block at overdrive speed 5x a day to work up a good sweat, wear heavy coat in the cooler months I'd appreciate any advice, really want to get as smelly as possible. Was thinking of maybe cutting the pot out? It might be covering up some of the worse smells or even providing a fresh pine scent. : Anonymous 06/18/24(Tue)10:44:10 No.74524747 >>74524649 (OP) # Quality thread right here

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Anon found happiness | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)01:43:46 No.79496497 > I just dipped doritos in my cup of shrimp instant noodles this s--- is f------ lifechanging CUP NOCTIE 360 KB JPG
Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)01:43:46 No.79496497 > I just dipped doritos in my cup of shrimp instant noodles this s--- is f------ lifechanging CUP NOCTIE 360 KB JPG

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Anon comment on recent boxing match | /r/Greentext

Anonymous This was awful. TEX 11/15/24(Fri)23:38:59 No.205806130 Lite FIRM BYLT Lite Screenshot (491).png 2.34 MB PNG This was my first time watching a boxing match intentionally. The women's match beforehand was intense, they were cutting eyelids, landing punch upon punch I was so amped up to see Mike return and snag an underdog victory And then these two idiots pussyfoot around for 30 minutes and Jake wins. Pathetic.
Anonymous This was awful. TEX 11/15/24(Fri)23:38:59 No.205806130 Lite FIRM BYLT Lite Screenshot (491).png 2.34 MB PNG This was my first time watching a boxing match intentionally. The women's match beforehand was intense, they were cutting eyelids, landing punch upon punch I was so amped up to see Mike return and snag an underdog victory And then these two idiots pussyfoot around for 30 minutes and Jake wins. Pathetic.

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It's over Canadanons... | /r/Greentext

Why Canada's changing its immigration system Justin Trudeau TEN Athen 162 KB JPG Report >pajeets flood canada >makes apology video >theatrical *sigh* >sorry goys it is what it is >mission accomplished why did canadian subs vote for this thing? Anonymous (ID: vtpRPmZN) 11/18/24(Mon)15:56:26 No.488848987 canadians get to vote?
Why Canada's changing its immigration system Justin Trudeau TEN Athen 162 KB JPG Report >pajeets flood canada >makes apology video >theatrical *sigh* >sorry goys it is what it is >mission accomplished why did canadian subs vote for this thing? Anonymous (ID: vtpRPmZN) 11/18/24(Mon)15:56:26 No.488848987 canadians get to vote?

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File: 1376268509007.jpg-(174 KB, 645x773, 1336429747657.jpg) Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)20:48 No.21908649 Replies: >>21908700 >>21908711 >>21908754 >>21908774 >>21908823 >>21908835 >>21909006 >that feel when you have ED and can't stay hard for the life of you. >that feel when you have an amazing 7/10 gf that understands you and supports you. >that feel when you find out your ED is p----induced, so you stop watching p--- and masturbating for 6 months, and you also start lifting. >that feel when your gf never complains about the total lack of sex and keeps supporting you. >that feel when the no-p--- therapy works and your d--- can now satisfy your gf 5 times a night, and you're also fit and ottermode so every girl wants you. >that feel when now you want to bang other girls, much otter than gf, but you'd feel terribly guilty. >that feel when you don't know wether to break up with gf or to cheat on her, because not f------ any other woman for the rest of your life seems like a death sentence. >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)20:50 No.21908668 tl;dr for everyone else OP discovers women want his penis and he wants to f--- other people than gf. OP, we all know that feel. Your call. Do you value sex or your feels more. >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:14 No.21909006 Replies: >>21909036 >>21909066 >>21909069 >>21909104 >>21909107 >>21909128 >>21909134 >>21909167 File: 1376270052708.gif-(1.23 MB, 285x212, 1356491790265.gif) >>21908649 (OP) Hey OP. Cheat on her. Why? That's the easiest thing, of course. It's all the great things with none of the consequences, and that's what life today is all about: actions without ramifications. All the new p---- you want with all of the support and love that a GF brings. It's the easiest way; kind of like eating like a pig and blaming genetics and society for your weight! And that's how you got here, right? By taking the easy way out? That's how great things are accomplished, how men are remembered, and how men die proud of themselves, right? By doing what is easiest? And we all know, especially you, OP, that it's really easy to be unhappy with yourself. You know from experience: noporn, auschwitz. It's easy as hell. You just give into your urges and you don't do anything difficult. But you know what is hard? Being happy is hard. Being happy is hard because it takes work and honesty. It takes hours at the gym, it takes night after night after night of telling your primal urges to f--- off so you can become a better and happier person. It takes pain, discipline, and sacrifice. It would have been real easy to not do all of that, OP. But you didn't. Why? Because you're better than 95% of the scum out there who lie to themselves, who don't do what it takes, and who find excuses. All of that s--- is easy. But you don't do things just because they are easy, you do them because they are f------ hard and because doing things that are f------ hard makes you a better man. Now f------ act like the man you have turned yourself into. Oh, and OP. You know what else is really easy? Leaving a limp-d--- boyfriend for a diamond-hard stud that will bend you over the bed and f--- you until you can't walk. And your GF didn't do that. F--- you, OP. F--- you. Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:16 No.21909036 File: 1376270162246.gif-(1.93 MB, 357x296, the-rock-slow-clap.gif) >>21909006 Preach. >>>GG1 ICJ2mFMy0uk 08/11/13(Sun)21:19 No.21909104 File: 1376270390511.jpg-(60 KB, 750x937, 1104sr_01_z+the_fonz+.jpg) >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909128 >>21909006 YES File: 1376270480363.jpg-(82 KB, 270x479, PART 1373675547968.jpg) >>21909006 wowza >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909066 File: 1376270295612.gif-(1.93 MB, 235x240, 1356692993715.gif) >>21909006 Well said. >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909069 File: 1376270296780.gif-(424 KB, 150x113, 1373919006799.gif) >>21909006 das bretty gut mane >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909134 File: 1376270509691.gif-(787 KB, 480x360, Citizen Kane_Clap_by_Flyi(...).gif) >>21909006
File: 1376268509007.jpg-(174 KB, 645x773, 1336429747657.jpg) Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)20:48 No.21908649 Replies: >>21908700 >>21908711 >>21908754 >>21908774 >>21908823 >>21908835 >>21909006 >that feel when you have ED and can't stay hard for the life of you. >that feel when you have an amazing 7/10 gf that understands you and supports you. >that feel when you find out your ED is p----induced, so you stop watching p--- and masturbating for 6 months, and you also start lifting. >that feel when your gf never complains about the total lack of sex and keeps supporting you. >that feel when the no-p--- therapy works and your d--- can now satisfy your gf 5 times a night, and you're also fit and ottermode so every girl wants you. >that feel when now you want to bang other girls, much otter than gf, but you'd feel terribly guilty. >that feel when you don't know wether to break up with gf or to cheat on her, because not f------ any other woman for the rest of your life seems like a death sentence. >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)20:50 No.21908668 tl;dr for everyone else OP discovers women want his penis and he wants to f--- other people than gf. OP, we all know that feel. Your call. Do you value sex or your feels more. >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:14 No.21909006 Replies: >>21909036 >>21909066 >>21909069 >>21909104 >>21909107 >>21909128 >>21909134 >>21909167 File: 1376270052708.gif-(1.23 MB, 285x212, 1356491790265.gif) >>21908649 (OP) Hey OP. Cheat on her. Why? That's the easiest thing, of course. It's all the great things with none of the consequences, and that's what life today is all about: actions without ramifications. All the new p---- you want with all of the support and love that a GF brings. It's the easiest way; kind of like eating like a pig and blaming genetics and society for your weight! And that's how you got here, right? By taking the easy way out? That's how great things are accomplished, how men are remembered, and how men die proud of themselves, right? By doing what is easiest? And we all know, especially you, OP, that it's really easy to be unhappy with yourself. You know from experience: noporn, auschwitz. It's easy as hell. You just give into your urges and you don't do anything difficult. But you know what is hard? Being happy is hard. Being happy is hard because it takes work and honesty. It takes hours at the gym, it takes night after night after night of telling your primal urges to f--- off so you can become a better and happier person. It takes pain, discipline, and sacrifice. It would have been real easy to not do all of that, OP. But you didn't. Why? Because you're better than 95% of the scum out there who lie to themselves, who don't do what it takes, and who find excuses. All of that s--- is easy. But you don't do things just because they are easy, you do them because they are f------ hard and because doing things that are f------ hard makes you a better man. Now f------ act like the man you have turned yourself into. Oh, and OP. You know what else is really easy? Leaving a limp-d--- boyfriend for a diamond-hard stud that will bend you over the bed and f--- you until you can't walk. And your GF didn't do that. F--- you, OP. F--- you. Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:16 No.21909036 File: 1376270162246.gif-(1.93 MB, 357x296, the-rock-slow-clap.gif) >>21909006 Preach. >>>GG1 ICJ2mFMy0uk 08/11/13(Sun)21:19 No.21909104 File: 1376270390511.jpg-(60 KB, 750x937, 1104sr_01_z+the_fonz+.jpg) >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909128 >>21909006 YES File: 1376270480363.jpg-(82 KB, 270x479, PART 1373675547968.jpg) >>21909006 wowza >> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909066 File: 1376270295612.gif-(1.93 MB, 235x240, 1356692993715.gif) >>21909006 Well said. >>>Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:18 No.21909069 File: 1376270296780.gif-(424 KB, 150x113, 1373919006799.gif) >>21909006 das bretty gut mane >>> Anonymous 08/11/13(Sun)21:21 No.21909134 File: 1376270509691.gif-(787 KB, 480x360, Citizen Kane_Clap_by_Flyi(...).gif) >>21909006

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Anonymous Chinese Genetic Engineer Says (...) 11/19/24(Tue)11:08:47 No.103232601 Jiankui He @Jiankui_He Gene editing therapy before birth will be priced at a few thousands of dollars, affordable to most families. NATECH 6:16 AM - Nov 17, 2024 10.8M Views 213 t↓ 1.8K 9.1K 1.7K jiankui he chinese china genetically engineered babies.png 492 KB PNG >Chinese genetic engineer who was first to make genetically engineered babies, making them immune to HIV/AIDS a decade ago now says you can genetically engineer babies to be taller, stronger, faster, smarter for just a few thousand dollars Will you genetically engineer your future kids with your current girlfriend once you get married?
Anonymous Chinese Genetic Engineer Says (...) 11/19/24(Tue)11:08:47 No.103232601 Jiankui He @Jiankui_He Gene editing therapy before birth will be priced at a few thousands of dollars, affordable to most families. NATECH 6:16 AM - Nov 17, 2024 10.8M Views 213 t↓ 1.8K 9.1K 1.7K jiankui he chinese china genetically engineered babies.png 492 KB PNG >Chinese genetic engineer who was first to make genetically engineered babies, making them immune to HIV/AIDS a decade ago now says you can genetically engineer babies to be taller, stronger, faster, smarter for just a few thousand dollars Will you genetically engineer your future kids with your current girlfriend once you get married?

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Island Defense | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:21:54 No.921567321 non chad vs chad.png 517 KB PNG >Get called creep, weird, r-----, told I look like a person with red flags. >Add few millimeters of bone using FaceApp Al technology. >Suddenly women and normies start liking my Facebook posts and telling me I'm funny and have "big d--- energy", confidence, dynamic and resourceful personality, I'm a "go getter". They start sending me their credit card numbers and gifts. People can sense my "good energy". Why is it like this? It doesn't bother me that the world is shallow. What bothers me is them pretending it's not. Why can't we just be more honest about how fake the world is? Is all the pretend necessary?
Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:21:54 No.921567321 non chad vs chad.png 517 KB PNG >Get called creep, weird, r-----, told I look like a person with red flags. >Add few millimeters of bone using FaceApp Al technology. >Suddenly women and normies start liking my Facebook posts and telling me I'm funny and have "big d--- energy", confidence, dynamic and resourceful personality, I'm a "go getter". They start sending me their credit card numbers and gifts. People can sense my "good energy". Why is it like this? It doesn't bother me that the world is shallow. What bothers me is them pretending it's not. Why can't we just be more honest about how fake the world is? Is all the pretend necessary?

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Anon has reached stack overflow | /r/Greentext

And I've reached stack overflow I've reached stack overflow(...) 11/19/24(Tue)12:47:28 No.79498284 but chuddha what if IT WONT 94 KB JPG >ffw to yesterday >be me >khv permavirgin coomer who was never popular with women >was fapping every day for as long as I remember >failed nnn every time I attempted it >anytime I asked people out, I'd get friendzoned >was fapping to Gerudo Zelda rule 34 as usual >as I came, something had hit me (No not my c-- you buffoon) >I was hit with post nut clarity boss. >I started thinking about all the reasons why I'd want a gf. >sure it would be fun to wrestle in wrestling masks and then the winner would dominate the loser >It would be fun to play vidya together and watch Prison School anime >but then I realize that I never met an equally geeky person like me who'd date me. >ffw to today >didn't feel horny like I used to. In fact I was repulsed by anything sexual >mfw I fapped too much to the point of resetting my hornymetertron and now I don't even want a real relationship Is this the nirvana all people try to reach in their lives?
And I've reached stack overflow I've reached stack overflow(...) 11/19/24(Tue)12:47:28 No.79498284 but chuddha what if IT WONT 94 KB JPG >ffw to yesterday >be me >khv permavirgin coomer who was never popular with women >was fapping every day for as long as I remember >failed nnn every time I attempted it >anytime I asked people out, I'd get friendzoned >was fapping to Gerudo Zelda rule 34 as usual >as I came, something had hit me (No not my c-- you buffoon) >I was hit with post nut clarity boss. >I started thinking about all the reasons why I'd want a gf. >sure it would be fun to wrestle in wrestling masks and then the winner would dominate the loser >It would be fun to play vidya together and watch Prison School anime >but then I realize that I never met an equally geeky person like me who'd date me. >ffw to today >didn't feel horny like I used to. In fact I was repulsed by anything sexual >mfw I fapped too much to the point of resetting my hornymetertron and now I don't even want a real relationship Is this the nirvana all people try to reach in their lives?

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It was part of the plan all along | /r/Greentext

File: 1687546501206563.jpg (27 KB, 640x360) Huh. I wonder for whom the bell tolls. Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)03:39:24 No.62888479 >>62888499 >>62888587 >day 1000 of the 3 day special forces operation to decartelize Mexico >loss of the USS Nimitz to indigenous Mexican antiship missiles a distant memory >US relying on imports of Turkish conscripts, M48s and M110s to retake cartel-occupied Tuscon >dollar has just broke below par with the Yuan >China and Russia greenlight Mexican long range missile strikes across the Rio Grande >America responds by smashing Mexican power plants with Pershing Ils restored from museum stock and imported Korean drones, declaring yet another "red line" >jokes begin circulating that the American flag's red stripes represent red lines and the white field, surrender >US war goals, never well stated, seem no closer now than 1000 days ago
File: 1687546501206563.jpg (27 KB, 640x360) Huh. I wonder for whom the bell tolls. Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)03:39:24 No.62888479 >>62888499 >>62888587 >day 1000 of the 3 day special forces operation to decartelize Mexico >loss of the USS Nimitz to indigenous Mexican antiship missiles a distant memory >US relying on imports of Turkish conscripts, M48s and M110s to retake cartel-occupied Tuscon >dollar has just broke below par with the Yuan >China and Russia greenlight Mexican long range missile strikes across the Rio Grande >America responds by smashing Mexican power plants with Pershing Ils restored from museum stock and imported Korean drones, declaring yet another "red line" >jokes begin circulating that the American flag's red stripes represent red lines and the white field, surrender >US war goals, never well stated, seem no closer now than 1000 days ago

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German Excellence | /r/Greentext

File: german flag.jpg (7 KB, 612x367) ☐ Anonymous (ID: aMSXqppL 11/19/24(Tue)19:08:40 No.488896569 >>488896670 >>488896703 >>488897088 >>488897202 >>488897489 >encourages the entire EU to stop building nuclear powerplants and become dependent on russian gas >thought their meme Wandel durch Handel (change through trade) policy would make russia docile, literally has a reddit libcuck mindset >thought exporting overrated german cars to russia would make russia dependent on them in the same way >has to send shittons of aid to ukraine in the end anyway >has their pipeline blown up These losers always try to play both the US and russia and lose to both in the end. ☐ Anonymous (ID: NiMQuFv) 11/19/24(Tue)19:10:44 No.488896670 ►>>488896943 >>488896569 (OP) Can someone translated this from Chud speak to English? What's this guy kvetching about? ☐ Anonymous (ID: q+X4qZv0) 11/19/24(Tue)19:17:27 No.488896943 ► >>488896670 Germany acts fully against its own self interest with the goal to destroy the nation. better? ☐ Anonymous (ID: AbqxrYQj) 11/19/24(Tue)19:23:26 No.488897202 >>488896569 (OP). The Cuckistan flag ☐ Anonymous (ID: V5n44Pbz) [11/19/24(Tue)19:35:17 No.488897680 File: FmuRt1ZXgAATS8V.jpg (165 KB, 1162x781) F------ retarded germoids
File: german flag.jpg (7 KB, 612x367) ☐ Anonymous (ID: aMSXqppL 11/19/24(Tue)19:08:40 No.488896569 >>488896670 >>488896703 >>488897088 >>488897202 >>488897489 >encourages the entire EU to stop building nuclear powerplants and become dependent on russian gas >thought their meme Wandel durch Handel (change through trade) policy would make russia docile, literally has a reddit libcuck mindset >thought exporting overrated german cars to russia would make russia dependent on them in the same way >has to send shittons of aid to ukraine in the end anyway >has their pipeline blown up These losers always try to play both the US and russia and lose to both in the end. ☐ Anonymous (ID: NiMQuFv) 11/19/24(Tue)19:10:44 No.488896670 ►>>488896943 >>488896569 (OP) Can someone translated this from Chud speak to English? What's this guy kvetching about? ☐ Anonymous (ID: q+X4qZv0) 11/19/24(Tue)19:17:27 No.488896943 ► >>488896670 Germany acts fully against its own self interest with the goal to destroy the nation. better? ☐ Anonymous (ID: AbqxrYQj) 11/19/24(Tue)19:23:26 No.488897202 >>488896569 (OP). The Cuckistan flag ☐ Anonymous (ID: V5n44Pbz) [11/19/24(Tue)19:35:17 No.488897680 File: FmuRt1ZXgAATS8V.jpg (165 KB, 1162x781) F------ retarded germoids

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G made for Google # 1, No. 101173266 3 hours ago 1703146933959531 PNG 501x512 28.1 kB >lose in social to Zuck >lose cloud to Bezos >Abandon Nexus line of phones and tablets >pixel phones a joke >Android worse every year >Buy Nest and make it 100x worse >Buy Fitbit and make it 100x worse and then kill it >Invent tensor cores >lose the entire market to nvidia >Invent transformer models >lose the entire market to OpenAl >Your engineers make voice Cloning >They quit immediately and launch their own startup >Flood US schools with chromebooks that make kids despise computers >Piss off your own SEO parasites paying you after they find out you've been lying to years about how search works >Mostly known for making search worse, making youtube worse, being late to everything and killedbygoogle.com What exactly does Google have left that people like? Gmail?
G made for Google # 1, No. 101173266 3 hours ago 1703146933959531 PNG 501x512 28.1 kB >lose in social to Zuck >lose cloud to Bezos >Abandon Nexus line of phones and tablets >pixel phones a joke >Android worse every year >Buy Nest and make it 100x worse >Buy Fitbit and make it 100x worse and then kill it >Invent tensor cores >lose the entire market to nvidia >Invent transformer models >lose the entire market to OpenAl >Your engineers make voice Cloning >They quit immediately and launch their own startup >Flood US schools with chromebooks that make kids despise computers >Piss off your own SEO parasites paying you after they find out you've been lying to years about how search works >Mostly known for making search worse, making youtube worse, being late to everything and killedbygoogle.com What exactly does Google have left that people like? Gmail?

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Stereotypical right | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee
Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:00:02 No.32331309 NEURON METER IQ CERTIFICATE AWARDED TO Gourn Mueller Your IQ score is 74 Neuron Meber What kind of job can I get with an IQ of 74? March 10, 2023 614 KB PNG Anonymous 11/19/24(Tue)00:02:53 No.32331329 A Trump Cabinet appointee

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Anon grieving over his slightly damaged ignorance. | /r/Greentext

Politically Incorrect 488873201 /POL/ BOARDS /POL/ 488873201 Anonymous 76WM5082 488873201 493.5 kB PNG ☐ : 52 min. ago Dammit /pol/ you ruined WaW for me! Thanks to you guys NatSoc-pilling me on WWII, I can't enjoy one of my childhood games anymore. >be me, replaying World at War >having a blast on veteran difficulty >blowing j--- to bits >lighting j--- on fire >warcrimes.jpg >"take thank yella chinks!" >suddenly side swap, now I'm that judeo-communist mutt Dimitri >everything's ok in Stalingrad mission >calling reznov a retarded pig and purposely try to fail the mission while still progressing >get to "their land, their blood" >see the commie filth burning down German farms and barns >sympathize with that one guy >"we're just going to shoot them in the back?" >Mfw I start wondering how many girls and innocent German women Dimitri r---- in the past 3 in game years >Mfw I remember the events of "Hellstorm" >start killing commies caught in my crossfire and kill my "comrades" on "accident" Man, I wanna play as a Wehrmacht soldier, or a Schutzstaffel, I don't want to be a r----- judeo-communist p------------. Blowing up the j--- is still fun though, 10/10 experience for the Pacific Campaign. 4 REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY
Politically Incorrect 488873201 /POL/ BOARDS /POL/ 488873201 Anonymous 76WM5082 488873201 493.5 kB PNG ☐ : 52 min. ago Dammit /pol/ you ruined WaW for me! Thanks to you guys NatSoc-pilling me on WWII, I can't enjoy one of my childhood games anymore. >be me, replaying World at War >having a blast on veteran difficulty >blowing j--- to bits >lighting j--- on fire >warcrimes.jpg >"take thank yella chinks!" >suddenly side swap, now I'm that judeo-communist mutt Dimitri >everything's ok in Stalingrad mission >calling reznov a retarded pig and purposely try to fail the mission while still progressing >get to "their land, their blood" >see the commie filth burning down German farms and barns >sympathize with that one guy >"we're just going to shoot them in the back?" >Mfw I start wondering how many girls and innocent German women Dimitri r---- in the past 3 in game years >Mfw I remember the events of "Hellstorm" >start killing commies caught in my crossfire and kill my "comrades" on "accident" Man, I wanna play as a Wehrmacht soldier, or a Schutzstaffel, I don't want to be a r----- judeo-communist p------------. Blowing up the j--- is still fun though, 10/10 experience for the Pacific Campaign. 4 REPLIES 3 IMAGES REPLY

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Mom ironing her clothes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous My mom 11/18/24(Mon)16:52:56 No.79491867 1566133628611.png 1.77 MB PNG >wakes up at 9 am >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 4pm >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 2am >irons her clothes >goes to bed is she retarded?
Anonymous My mom 11/18/24(Mon)16:52:56 No.79491867 1566133628611.png 1.77 MB PNG >wakes up at 9 am >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 4pm >irons her clothes >goes to bed >wakes up at 2am >irons her clothes >goes to bed is she retarded?

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Manual Breathing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed) 06:41:52 No. 71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based
: Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed) 06:41:52 No. 71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

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