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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Be me >Male nurse >Need pen >Check my front pocket >Find a rectal thermometer Some a------ has my pen. Settings Mobile Home 02/07/25(Fri)13:14:36 No.80292626 240 KB PNG Lähi- Apu
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Be me >Male nurse >Need pen >Check my front pocket >Find a rectal thermometer Some a------ has my pen. Settings Mobile Home 02/07/25(Fri)13:14:36 No.80292626 240 KB PNG Lähi- Apu

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: Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)14:02:11 No.80292540 Screenshot_20250207-134813.png 226 KB PNG >happen to be in some s----- tiktok where you make a joke about sucking c--- >successfully managed to build a media empire out of being a giant w---- >make literally millions off of this s--- >still not enough >use meme coins to pull off ponzi scheme and steal millions >go dark for months and realize no one's paying attention to you anymore >crave validation and miss the attention so much that you make a video crying about how you got tricked into scamming people >still keeping millions she stole Best case, she's a dumb bitch who never bothered doing any research or put any critical thoughts into what she was doing or worst case, she's a lying c--- who has no morals. Why the f--- did normies let her get famous?
: Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)14:02:11 No.80292540 Screenshot_20250207-134813.png 226 KB PNG >happen to be in some s----- tiktok where you make a joke about sucking c--- >successfully managed to build a media empire out of being a giant w---- >make literally millions off of this s--- >still not enough >use meme coins to pull off ponzi scheme and steal millions >go dark for months and realize no one's paying attention to you anymore >crave validation and miss the attention so much that you make a video crying about how you got tricked into scamming people >still keeping millions she stole Best case, she's a dumb bitch who never bothered doing any research or put any critical thoughts into what she was doing or worst case, she's a lying c--- who has no morals. Why the f--- did normies let her get famous?

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Anon owns himself, betrayed by the sun. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)06:43:48 UTC+1 No.530185563 Replies: >>530185704 >>530186017 >>530186037 >>530186110 >>530186484 >>530187452 >>530187650 >>530192343 >>530212493 >>530212792 File: 1391233428937.jpg-(552 KB, 1200x1600, 2013-04-12-IMG.jpg) What annoys me is I dress way better than most of these f------ running around out there but these douche bags still get the women. Took this awhile back of some goober in lame ass shorts and high school kinda s--- with this qt 3.14. I guess you got to be an a------ to get women these days. BULLS GREEN MEVER
Anonymous 02/01/14(Sat)06:43:48 UTC+1 No.530185563 Replies: >>530185704 >>530186017 >>530186037 >>530186110 >>530186484 >>530187452 >>530187650 >>530192343 >>530212493 >>530212792 File: 1391233428937.jpg-(552 KB, 1200x1600, 2013-04-12-IMG.jpg) What annoys me is I dress way better than most of these f------ running around out there but these douche bags still get the women. Took this awhile back of some goober in lame ass shorts and high school kinda s--- with this qt 3.14. I guess you got to be an a------ to get women these days. BULLS GREEN MEVER

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Anon has intrusive thoughts | /r/Greentext

>see a couple my age out in public >it's this girl who is like 6 inches shorter than her bf >she's staring at him relentlessly and holding onto his arm with a big closed-mouth smile on her face >he feels her staring >looks at her >"...what? what's so funny?" >she shrugs >"I'm just glad I met you" >places her head on his shoulder I have never wanted to kill two people more in my entire life.
>see a couple my age out in public >it's this girl who is like 6 inches shorter than her bf >she's staring at him relentlessly and holding onto his arm with a big closed-mouth smile on her face >he feels her staring >looks at her >"...what? what's so funny?" >she shrugs >"I'm just glad I met you" >places her head on his shoulder I have never wanted to kill two people more in my entire life.

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"They were steel beams, Jerry! Steel beams!" | /r/Greentext

File: vlcsnap-2025-02-07-03h46m(...).png (500 KB, 720x540) ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)13:52:18 No.208458804 >>208459502 >>208459545 >>208460185 >>208460508 >>208460554 >>208460641 >>208460684 >>208461118 >>208461447 >>208461492 >>208462993 >>208463135 Was a 9/11 special really necessary? ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)16:01:14 No.208461118 >>208461139 >>208461168 >>208465357 >>208458804 (OP). >Kramer gives the hijackers directions to the right gate so they don't miss their flight >George is unaware of the attacks and tries to convince his parents that he got a well-paying job in the WTC >Jerry cancels a gig at the WTC last-minute, leading to accusations that he had foreknowledge of the attacks >Elaine is on vacation with an NYFD firefighter during the attacks, making him miss his chance at glory ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)16:02:44 No.208461139 >>208461118 >Kramer gets hit with a piece of debris at the end.
File: vlcsnap-2025-02-07-03h46m(...).png (500 KB, 720x540) ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)13:52:18 No.208458804 >>208459502 >>208459545 >>208460185 >>208460508 >>208460554 >>208460641 >>208460684 >>208461118 >>208461447 >>208461492 >>208462993 >>208463135 Was a 9/11 special really necessary? ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)16:01:14 No.208461118 >>208461139 >>208461168 >>208465357 >>208458804 (OP). >Kramer gives the hijackers directions to the right gate so they don't miss their flight >George is unaware of the attacks and tries to convince his parents that he got a well-paying job in the WTC >Jerry cancels a gig at the WTC last-minute, leading to accusations that he had foreknowledge of the attacks >Elaine is on vacation with an NYFD firefighter during the attacks, making him miss his chance at glory ☐ Anonymous 02/07/25(Fri)16:02:44 No.208461139 >>208461118 >Kramer gets hit with a piece of debris at the end.

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Old Classic I found from 2013 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)15:30 No.22214994 Replies: >>>22215025 >>22215036 >>22215053 >>22215058 >>22215360 >driving with friend >accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick >we both laugh and I unzip his pants >park the car while fondling his balls >friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke >start sucking his d--- on this empty parking lot >almost choke on his d--- because i'm laughing so hard >>friend is also laughing his ass off >he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" >he c--- and I swallow it all like some stupid f----- >kiss my friend and call him a f----- while laughing Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.
Anonymous 08/27/13(Tue)15:30 No.22214994 Replies: >>>22215025 >>22215036 >>22215053 >>22215058 >>22215360 >driving with friend >accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick >we both laugh and I unzip his pants >park the car while fondling his balls >friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke >start sucking his d--- on this empty parking lot >almost choke on his d--- because i'm laughing so hard >>friend is also laughing his ass off >he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" >he c--- and I swallow it all like some stupid f----- >kiss my friend and call him a f----- while laughing Gotta love playing pranks on my friends.

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Worlds greatest detective | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)19:05:34 No.208391329 dark-knight-sonar-vision-mobile-surveillance-system (1).jpg 135 KB JPG >NOOO SPYING ON EVERYONE FOR THE GREATER GOOD IS BAD >why? >IT JUST IS OKAY!!?
Anonymous 02/04/25(Tue)19:05:34 No.208391329 dark-knight-sonar-vision-mobile-surveillance-system (1).jpg 135 KB JPG >NOOO SPYING ON EVERYONE FOR THE GREATER GOOD IS BAD >why? >IT JUST IS OKAY!!?

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Back to the grind | /r/Greentext

Anonymous FINAL FANTASY X 131 KB JPG Great game design. 02/05/25(Wed)01:16:26 No.702136834 >Play game >Is easy >Get to final boss >Insane difficulty spike >You must load a previous save from 5 hours ago and grind for hours on random mobs to have any chance of winning
Anonymous FINAL FANTASY X 131 KB JPG Great game design. 02/05/25(Wed)01:16:26 No.702136834 >Play game >Is easy >Get to final boss >Insane difficulty spike >You must load a previous save from 5 hours ago and grind for hours on random mobs to have any chance of winning

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Shovelware | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)00:12:56 No.651996397 1695006028687.png 607 KB PNG >Once my indie game that I worked on for three years comes out on Steam, everything will be alright.
: Anonymous 09/25/23(Mon)00:12:56 No.651996397 1695006028687.png 607 KB PNG >Once my indie game that I worked on for three years comes out on Steam, everything will be alright.

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Sportzball be divisive | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: tXqnzGuq) 02/06/25(Thu)06:01:31 No.496668014 >>496659196 (OP) # >fill the league with left political b------- >rig the sport openly to rake in swiftie shekels >nooooooooo why is our traditional base tuning out nooooooo
: Anonymous (ID: tXqnzGuq) 02/06/25(Thu)06:01:31 No.496668014 >>496659196 (OP) # >fill the league with left political b------- >rig the sport openly to rake in swiftie shekels >nooooooooo why is our traditional base tuning out nooooooo

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Billionaire Heir | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 3.25 02/06/25(Thu)12:08:49 No.80282662 supervising producer Anthony Del Broccolo, Women don't want that either. image_2025-02-06_170731397.png 638 KB PNG How did this guy become a billionaire from being a gynaecologist? Anonymous >>80282662 (OP) 02/06/25(Thu)12:33:07 No.80282855 I decided its his hair
Anonymous 3.25 02/06/25(Thu)12:08:49 No.80282662 supervising producer Anthony Del Broccolo, Women don't want that either. image_2025-02-06_170731397.png 638 KB PNG How did this guy become a billionaire from being a gynaecologist? Anonymous >>80282662 (OP) 02/06/25(Thu)12:33:07 No.80282855 I decided its his hair

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To Catch a Coach | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous How do successful people get away with s---? Settings Mobile Home 02/06/25(Thu)12:06:02 No.80282635 >have buddy at HS >looks like picrel 138 KB PNG eyeing little girls >smart ass and surprisingly social, quite successful at all fields but a bit of an a------ >except sports because he's f------ short and frail >sports coach saw that and kept telling him to try harder and s---, y'know, typical harsh coach stuff >at that period he started spreading pictures of the coach posting in p--- sites and rumors of him >became quite a big talk at school and coach almost gets fired >things eventually die down, the teachers probably did some internal investigation and find coach not guilty, and the leaks stopped >suspiciously, that's when the coach had approved dude to not attend PE classes due to his "medical condition" (no one had f------ seen him having any health problems) >cuts to reunion, we are talking about this issue again >weevil here just casually admitted 'haha I made that up using photoshop he just p----- me off Imao' before getting up and took a photo with that exact same coach And this guy is now in the student council of the top college in our region.....is karma real or do successful people just pull this type of s--- off w/o consequences? Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)12:06:49 No.80282644 >>80282635 (OP) >>looks like picrel stopped reading here because no one can look like that
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous How do successful people get away with s---? Settings Mobile Home 02/06/25(Thu)12:06:02 No.80282635 >have buddy at HS >looks like picrel 138 KB PNG eyeing little girls >smart ass and surprisingly social, quite successful at all fields but a bit of an a------ >except sports because he's f------ short and frail >sports coach saw that and kept telling him to try harder and s---, y'know, typical harsh coach stuff >at that period he started spreading pictures of the coach posting in p--- sites and rumors of him >became quite a big talk at school and coach almost gets fired >things eventually die down, the teachers probably did some internal investigation and find coach not guilty, and the leaks stopped >suspiciously, that's when the coach had approved dude to not attend PE classes due to his "medical condition" (no one had f------ seen him having any health problems) >cuts to reunion, we are talking about this issue again >weevil here just casually admitted 'haha I made that up using photoshop he just p----- me off Imao' before getting up and took a photo with that exact same coach And this guy is now in the student council of the top college in our region.....is karma real or do successful people just pull this type of s--- off w/o consequences? Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)12:06:49 No.80282644 >>80282635 (OP) >>looks like picrel stopped reading here because no one can look like that

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Tremendous Operation | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: KdkCnNaa) AF. AF Post @AFpost Settings Mobile Home 02/06/25(Thu)11:51:46 No.496680779 Israeli PM Netanyahu gave Trump a "golden pager" during White House meeting. Follow: @AFpost 9:17 PM - Feb 5, 2025 - 1.9M Views Cool gift! :D Anonymous (ID: aCdYNMFA) >>496680779 (OP) >golden >is black Epic 257 KB PNG 3:38PM 9/17/24 Apollo dpc Fold 02/06/25(Thu)11:53:04 No.496680880
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: KdkCnNaa) AF. AF Post @AFpost Settings Mobile Home 02/06/25(Thu)11:51:46 No.496680779 Israeli PM Netanyahu gave Trump a "golden pager" during White House meeting. Follow: @AFpost 9:17 PM - Feb 5, 2025 - 1.9M Views Cool gift! :D Anonymous (ID: aCdYNMFA) >>496680779 (OP) >golden >is black Epic 257 KB PNG 3:38PM 9/17/24 Apollo dpc Fold 02/06/25(Thu)11:53:04 No.496680880

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The Anon who cried Nazi | /r/Greentext

File: Elon Musk_Nazi_Salute.jpg (77 KB, 1240x868) > "That's Ben Shapiro. He's just a c---" Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)14:56:51 No.80281736 > Once upon a time there was a soiboy > His grandfather had fought in WWII > "If you ever see a Nazi, come tell us" he said > So the boy went on X, where he found someone saying men shouldn't be included in women's sports > "Nazi!" Nazi!" cried the boy, and the people rushed to see > "No, that's not a Nazi" they said > "That's just J.K Rowling. She always writing s--- like that" > Next the boy went on YouTube, where he saw people saying we should have less immigration > "Nazi!" Nazi!" cried the boy, and the people rushed to see > "No, that's not a Nazi" they said > Then Donald Trump was elected President > And he said he'll build a concentration camp for migrants in Guantanamo Bay > And Elon Musk did a Nazi salute at a rally > "Nazi!" Nazi!" cried the boy > But this time no one listened, for the word had lost all meaning > And the boy wept > For America had become great again, only he didn't understand what was so great about it
File: Elon Musk_Nazi_Salute.jpg (77 KB, 1240x868) > "That's Ben Shapiro. He's just a c---" Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)14:56:51 No.80281736 > Once upon a time there was a soiboy > His grandfather had fought in WWII > "If you ever see a Nazi, come tell us" he said > So the boy went on X, where he found someone saying men shouldn't be included in women's sports > "Nazi!" Nazi!" cried the boy, and the people rushed to see > "No, that's not a Nazi" they said > "That's just J.K Rowling. She always writing s--- like that" > Next the boy went on YouTube, where he saw people saying we should have less immigration > "Nazi!" Nazi!" cried the boy, and the people rushed to see > "No, that's not a Nazi" they said > Then Donald Trump was elected President > And he said he'll build a concentration camp for migrants in Guantanamo Bay > And Elon Musk did a Nazi salute at a rally > "Nazi!" Nazi!" cried the boy > But this time no one listened, for the word had lost all meaning > And the boy wept > For America had become great again, only he didn't understand what was so great about it

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the trans agenda | /r/Greentext

File: Opera Instantâneo_2024-10(...).png (105 KB, 329x333) ☐ Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)11:46:58 No.38813433 ► >be t----- me >have t----- gf >our d---- stops working after years of HRT >search a guy to f--- us >he's kinda cute but masc looking >we f--- >1yeargoesby.jpg >we still f------ >ideia.jpg >we peg him together >he lowkey was into it >we start grooming and feminizing him >tell us he's afraid of HRT >we mix HRT with his food >boobs growing after like 6 months or so >we keep praising him how beautiful and feminine hes starting to look >he begins to accept it >grooming worked >years go by, her d--- stops working >we lost our toy >we search for another guy >repeat
File: Opera Instantâneo_2024-10(...).png (105 KB, 329x333) ☐ Anonymous 02/06/25(Thu)11:46:58 No.38813433 ► >be t----- me >have t----- gf >our d---- stops working after years of HRT >search a guy to f--- us >he's kinda cute but masc looking >we f--- >1yeargoesby.jpg >we still f------ >ideia.jpg >we peg him together >he lowkey was into it >we start grooming and feminizing him >tell us he's afraid of HRT >we mix HRT with his food >boobs growing after like 6 months or so >we keep praising him how beautiful and feminine hes starting to look >he begins to accept it >grooming worked >years go by, her d--- stops working >we lost our toy >we search for another guy >repeat

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Great warrior | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 728 KB PNG 02/06/25(Thu)14:06:19 No.208435333 >People were actually mad that one of the most powerful Jedi ever knew how to fight with a lightsaber Really?
Anonymous 728 KB PNG 02/06/25(Thu)14:06:19 No.208435333 >People were actually mad that one of the most powerful Jedi ever knew how to fight with a lightsaber Really?

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