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Anon is a soldier | /r/Greentext


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Anon’s cat is the best | /r/Greentext


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Anon's bro is into underage grills | /r/Greentext

File: pepe.png (8 KB, 185x273) O Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:03:12 No.67043580 > throw massive new year party my sister and I both invite all our frens > see my bro (19) with this girl > plastered, but still lucid enough to realise she is one of my sis' friends > tell him this girl is barely 15 "brooooo0o you know me, I won't do anything with her, trust meeee" > AlrightThen.jpg > ffw a week > hanging out with my bro > he tells me he's seeing the girl again because he's in love with her > mfw he's gonna d--- down a litteral child > mfw my bro is going to jail Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:09:55 No.67043625 File: D38B9B71-8E03-4C38-A170-8(...).png (142 KB, 360x346) Bro is massive retard f-----. 15 is overaged IMO O Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:13:45 No.67043651 15 ???? bro the maximum is 10, this n---- be hitting on real grannies fr fr Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:20:53 No.67043696 10, really? this tard should get them before primary school
File: pepe.png (8 KB, 185x273) O Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:03:12 No.67043580 > throw massive new year party my sister and I both invite all our frens > see my bro (19) with this girl > plastered, but still lucid enough to realise she is one of my sis' friends > tell him this girl is barely 15 "brooooo0o you know me, I won't do anything with her, trust meeee" > AlrightThen.jpg > ffw a week > hanging out with my bro > he tells me he's seeing the girl again because he's in love with her > mfw he's gonna d--- down a litteral child > mfw my bro is going to jail Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:09:55 No.67043625 File: D38B9B71-8E03-4C38-A170-8(...).png (142 KB, 360x346) Bro is massive retard f-----. 15 is overaged IMO O Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:13:45 No.67043651 15 ???? bro the maximum is 10, this n---- be hitting on real grannies fr fr Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)15:20:53 No.67043696 10, really? this tard should get them before primary school

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woah look at this funny greentext i found | /r/Greentext


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Avon passed the wrong test | /r/Greentext


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Never change /b/ | /r/Greentext

Anonymous | 847010763 1 hr. ago > sarge is an army jeep > WW2 happened in the cars universe > there was a cars Hitler > there was a cars Anne Frank > there was a cars Pearl Harbor 341.8 kB PNG 12 REPLIES 22 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 847010819 1 hr. ago awesome
Anonymous | 847010763 1 hr. ago > sarge is an army jeep > WW2 happened in the cars universe > there was a cars Hitler > there was a cars Anne Frank > there was a cars Pearl Harbor 341.8 kB PNG 12 REPLIES 22 IMAGES REPLY Anonymous | 847010819 1 hr. ago awesome

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Anon owns some Kraut | /r/Greentext


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Anon understands the rules of 4chan | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)01:34:47 No.870419314 >live in non us extradition country >can fake american accent well >have caller id spoofer >swat literally dozens of random amerifats in small towns >feel untouchable 154 KB JPG >mfw : Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)01:36:42 No.870419430 >>870419314 (OP) # >The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. >Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
: Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)01:34:47 No.870419314 >live in non us extradition country >can fake american accent well >have caller id spoofer >swat literally dozens of random amerifats in small towns >feel untouchable 154 KB JPG >mfw : Anonymous 01/11/22(Tue)01:36:42 No.870419430 >>870419314 (OP) # >The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. >Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Anon shaves his jewels | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)04:30:00 No.162548972 >be shaving balls >slice open sack >one of balls falls out and rolls out the door my >cat eats it Every time
: Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)04:30:00 No.162548972 >be shaving balls >slice open sack >one of balls falls out and rolls out the door my >cat eats it Every time

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

Board /b/- Random v Settings Home Anonymous (ID: 86CV+14z 09/10/14(Wed)20:17:30 No.568048234 Yo did I just f--- up? I'm 95% certain I did. >girl I know is nursing student >solid 9/10 >tells me she knows how to test 38 KB JPG for testicular cancer and can show me >tell her I learned in health class in high school and can do myself I'm pretty sure I'm a f------ idiot
Board /b/- Random v Settings Home Anonymous (ID: 86CV+14z 09/10/14(Wed)20:17:30 No.568048234 Yo did I just f--- up? I'm 95% certain I did. >girl I know is nursing student >solid 9/10 >tells me she knows how to test 38 KB JPG for testicular cancer and can show me >tell her I learned in health class in high school and can do myself I'm pretty sure I'm a f------ idiot

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Anon plays a game of checkers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)17:49:29 No.870940254 >be me >playing Norwegian checkers against with the homeless man who lives under my porch >i accidentally make an illegal move >he unsheathes his katana and challenges me to a duel >i accept, and pull the greatsword from 34 KB JPG my back >winnerwinnerchickendinner.bat >as per the rules of the game, his second takes his place in the game >his second is a raccoon does anybody have any tips on how to beat a raccoon in Norwegian checkers? it's halftime right now, but he's been kicking my ass and if i lose the Elder One will revoke my powers
: Anonymous 01/18/22(Tue)17:49:29 No.870940254 >be me >playing Norwegian checkers against with the homeless man who lives under my porch >i accidentally make an illegal move >he unsheathes his katana and challenges me to a duel >i accept, and pull the greatsword from 34 KB JPG my back >winnerwinnerchickendinner.bat >as per the rules of the game, his second takes his place in the game >his second is a raccoon does anybody have any tips on how to beat a raccoon in Norwegian checkers? it's halftime right now, but he's been kicking my ass and if i lose the Elder One will revoke my powers

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Point of no return. | /r/Greentext

File: cover1.jpg (70 KB, 800x450) Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)01:17:30 No.870941750 >be me 22, normal guy >be friends with a girl since childhood, never had anything sexual with her, just good company. Lets call her anonette >lately, she calls less and less, and when I message her, she was always answering with low effort >assume she is busy, and give her some space, she can reach out for me anytime if she is ready >meet with my bros, one of them asks me about anonette, and why she isn't around anymore >"idk, she just has no time or whatever, ask her herself." >week later bud hits me up, tells me he really messaged her, and she told him "f--- off scrote" >weeks pass, one day, I see her in the mall, almost didn't recognize her >shaved her head >wears blue lipstick >her shirt says "female power" >l do a U-turn, and leave the mall What the f---?
File: cover1.jpg (70 KB, 800x450) Anonymous 01/19/22(Wed)01:17:30 No.870941750 >be me 22, normal guy >be friends with a girl since childhood, never had anything sexual with her, just good company. Lets call her anonette >lately, she calls less and less, and when I message her, she was always answering with low effort >assume she is busy, and give her some space, she can reach out for me anytime if she is ready >meet with my bros, one of them asks me about anonette, and why she isn't around anymore >"idk, she just has no time or whatever, ask her herself." >week later bud hits me up, tells me he really messaged her, and she told him "f--- off scrote" >weeks pass, one day, I see her in the mall, almost didn't recognize her >shaved her head >wears blue lipstick >her shirt says "female power" >l do a U-turn, and leave the mall What the f---?

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Anon meets Oldie Gamer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies ...
Anonymous No.46107197 1 hour ago >fixing notebook for a ~70 years old lady >comes, pays, asks about gaming tier GPUS for her desktop >little took back I inquire about the price range and what games, solitaire, sudoku, puzzle games... >nope, I play the Assasin >Assassin's creed? >yes, on my grandsons console, I just love Venice >she pauses >and killing people 3 replies ...

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Best Hero Ever | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/29/19(Tue)17:43:55 No.791278765 >help millions with depression >be ranked as best artist in your career >donate to charities >help the homeless, generally be a good guy >be mourned by people across the planet >be bob ross >pic unrelated
Anonymous 01/29/19(Tue)17:43:55 No.791278765 >help millions with depression >be ranked as best artist in your career >donate to charities >help the homeless, generally be a good guy >be mourned by people across the planet >be bob ross >pic unrelated

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Anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

01/19/22(Wed)01:56:12 No.870934032 : Anonymous >so uh yeah basically you press a bunch of buttons and out of CHIAND nowhere you are talking with someone thousands of miles NOKIA 12:22 away They didn't even try and make it believable 27 KB JPG ENGLISH NOKIA Rokia
01/19/22(Wed)01:56:12 No.870934032 : Anonymous >so uh yeah basically you press a bunch of buttons and out of CHIAND nowhere you are talking with someone thousands of miles NOKIA 12:22 away They didn't even try and make it believable 27 KB JPG ENGLISH NOKIA Rokia

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>be me >school bully is this fat f------ whale >her parents are probably retarded and named her "Leranza" >everyone calls her "Ler" for short. >in gym class, playing dodgeball. >Ler is on my team >runs at me at her full speed, barey faster than a snail. >still knocks me down because she's a 400 pound behemoth >gym teacher does nothing because public school >next day >"SORRY I HURT YOU YESTERDAY, BUT WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING NEXT TIME!" the fat bitch roared. >l'm fed up at this point. >decide to put my karate training back in third grade to good use and slap her clean across the face >barely left a mark >she runs for a teacher, but once again public school. >another kid bullied by her high fives me and says, "good job hitting her, that was awesome!" >dont feel bad because she is the school bully >I hit ler, did nothing wrong.
>be me >school bully is this fat f------ whale >her parents are probably retarded and named her "Leranza" >everyone calls her "Ler" for short. >in gym class, playing dodgeball. >Ler is on my team >runs at me at her full speed, barey faster than a snail. >still knocks me down because she's a 400 pound behemoth >gym teacher does nothing because public school >next day >"SORRY I HURT YOU YESTERDAY, BUT WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING NEXT TIME!" the fat bitch roared. >l'm fed up at this point. >decide to put my karate training back in third grade to good use and slap her clean across the face >barely left a mark >she runs for a teacher, but once again public school. >another kid bullied by her high fives me and says, "good job hitting her, that was awesome!" >dont feel bad because she is the school bully >I hit ler, did nothing wrong.

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