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Anonymous (ID: itYaXe+g) 22 KB JPG 05/07/19(Tue)19:07:41 No.7985999 >be me >kissless virgin >have crush on qt3.14 >she's really quiet and a little awkward like me >prom.jpg >ask her out like the >she says yes >happiness.mp4 >great time at prom >drop her off at her house >lean in for kiss that I am >success >fast forward a few days >kiss her again and this time she hugs me back >very tender hug >realize she really likes me Feels good man
Anonymous (ID: itYaXe+g) 22 KB JPG 05/07/19(Tue)19:07:41 No.7985999 >be me >kissless virgin >have crush on qt3.14 >she's really quiet and a little awkward like me >prom.jpg >ask her out like the >she says yes >happiness.mp4 >great time at prom >drop her off at her house >lean in for kiss that I am >success >fast forward a few days >kiss her again and this time she hugs me back >very tender hug >realize she really likes me Feels good man

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Anon is proficient at mathematics | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I had a revelation > be me > m26 06/15/21(Tue)20:10:30 No.64167766 > graduated in college > software engineer > be 1am > laying in my bed > sudden realization: imagine that you 121 KB JPG buy 10 tendies for 2 dollars > if you divide 10 for 2, you end up with how much tendies a dollar can buy > but if you divide 2 for 10, you end up with how much each tendie costs > how did I get that far in life?
Anonymous I had a revelation > be me > m26 06/15/21(Tue)20:10:30 No.64167766 > graduated in college > software engineer > be 1am > laying in my bed > sudden realization: imagine that you 121 KB JPG buy 10 tendies for 2 dollars > if you divide 10 for 2, you end up with how much tendies a dollar can buy > but if you divide 2 for 10, you end up with how much each tendie costs > how did I get that far in life?

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anon gets a crush on a coworker | /r/Greentext

File: 16 34461659.jpg (485 KB, 1170x913) Maybe oversharing my deranged thoughts with strangers on the internet isn't the best use of my time. Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:48:29 No.71542200 [Reply] >Be me, 21m college student >Get crush on co-worker who goes to same university >Give her rides home after work because she doesn't have a car >We talk during the ride and have similar interests (same video games, tv/anime, music) >Like her >Only have her snapchat and she doesn't have any other socials under same username/her real name >Find her discord username in uni gaming server >Same username for insta, twitter, steam, etc >Meme page, REALLY likes anime, ~20 steam games >Notice on her twitter that she gets commissions of her oc frequently >Her skeb.jp request page updates every week or so with a new commission drawn by someone in Japan >Each ranges from 6,000-10,000 yen >$45-$75 weekly on commissions >she works about 10 hours a week >this is about half her paycheck every week Honestly I am pretty unphased by this. At first I thought that was a lot to be spending on pretty little pictures of an OC every week but I realized I spend more money on sillier s---, and that's the whole reason I work during university anyways (tuition is covered from full ride scholarship). After this brief revelation and reflection, I still plan to ask her out in January when she comes back to school/work. I think I have a real chance here to escape this board and finally find someone I can enjoy spending time with. I'd like to hear your thoughts/opinions on the matter, Anons. I don't think I can be swayed away from my plan to ask her out, especially since my emotions seem to hold more control in the matter right now compared to my logic. Wish me luck, Anons.
File: 16 34461659.jpg (485 KB, 1170x913) Maybe oversharing my deranged thoughts with strangers on the internet isn't the best use of my time. Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:48:29 No.71542200 [Reply] >Be me, 21m college student >Get crush on co-worker who goes to same university >Give her rides home after work because she doesn't have a car >We talk during the ride and have similar interests (same video games, tv/anime, music) >Like her >Only have her snapchat and she doesn't have any other socials under same username/her real name >Find her discord username in uni gaming server >Same username for insta, twitter, steam, etc >Meme page, REALLY likes anime, ~20 steam games >Notice on her twitter that she gets commissions of her oc frequently >Her skeb.jp request page updates every week or so with a new commission drawn by someone in Japan >Each ranges from 6,000-10,000 yen >$45-$75 weekly on commissions >she works about 10 hours a week >this is about half her paycheck every week Honestly I am pretty unphased by this. At first I thought that was a lot to be spending on pretty little pictures of an OC every week but I realized I spend more money on sillier s---, and that's the whole reason I work during university anyways (tuition is covered from full ride scholarship). After this brief revelation and reflection, I still plan to ask her out in January when she comes back to school/work. I think I have a real chance here to escape this board and finally find someone I can enjoy spending time with. I'd like to hear your thoughts/opinions on the matter, Anons. I don't think I can be swayed away from my plan to ask her out, especially since my emotions seem to hold more control in the matter right now compared to my logic. Wish me luck, Anons.

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Anon is ultra rich | /r/Greentext

>Be me ultra rich >Travel around the world getting a different athletic girl pregnant every country I visit. 31 KB JPG >Abandon them and leave letters telling them to train our offsprings to be the best fighter because in 15 years she will have the chance to get 50million dollars. >Organize an event 15 years later, a total of 200 teenagers come to fight, DNA tests are run, 15 are effectively my descendants, discard the others. >Fight stars, one of them, the American is controlling the situation, a sudden distraction costs his life as a Mongolian behemoth cracks his skull open. >Fight goes on until one kid, a Brazilian breaks the neck of mis last daughter. >I ask him what would he want as an award for being the champion. He doesn't want to lose his time and exclaimed. >I want you to accept me as your son. >I accept and give him my blessing. >Money is given and he moved to live with me. >Days pass, this m----------- doesn't have any oral hygiene, his feet stink like a thousand kilograms of poop. He listens to BTS music, dresses as a furry. Should I kill him?
>Be me ultra rich >Travel around the world getting a different athletic girl pregnant every country I visit. 31 KB JPG >Abandon them and leave letters telling them to train our offsprings to be the best fighter because in 15 years she will have the chance to get 50million dollars. >Organize an event 15 years later, a total of 200 teenagers come to fight, DNA tests are run, 15 are effectively my descendants, discard the others. >Fight stars, one of them, the American is controlling the situation, a sudden distraction costs his life as a Mongolian behemoth cracks his skull open. >Fight goes on until one kid, a Brazilian breaks the neck of mis last daughter. >I ask him what would he want as an award for being the champion. He doesn't want to lose his time and exclaimed. >I want you to accept me as your son. >I accept and give him my blessing. >Money is given and he moved to live with me. >Days pass, this m----------- doesn't have any oral hygiene, his feet stink like a thousand kilograms of poop. He listens to BTS music, dresses as a furry. Should I kill him?

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Anon has an Adult woman fetish | /r/Greentext

File: 6d >> >> 45d4ea1c061fe92fb(...).jpg (133 KB, 1024x768) 5 May KTE VE BU 240 10 11 12 @70 12 14 18 10 17 12 10 222** S 395X E ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:10:32 No.246720588 ► >>246720698 >>246720816 >>246720835>>246720846 >>246720866 >>246720969 >>246721075>>246721105>>246721356 >>246721369 >>246721464 >>246721541 >>246721876 >>246722468 >>246722505>>246722620 >>246722670 >>246722719 >>246722734>>246722877 >>246722880 >>246722939 >>246723327 >>246723573 >>246723601 >>246723660 >>246723668 >>246723829>>246723850 >>246723910 >>246724269 >>246724421 >>246724608 >>246724648 >>246724935>>246724955>>246725108 >>246725198 >>246725300 >>246725477 >>246725931 >>246726205>>246726407 >>246726733 >>246728659 >>246729236 >>246729937 >>246730370>>246730788 >>246731220 >>246731585>>246732397 >>246736971 >>246737918 >>246739137 >>246739140 >>246739164>>246739253 >>246739469 >>246740344 >>246741027 >>246741683 >>246742442 >>246743286 >>246743983 >>246744108 >>246744225 >>246744341 >>246746411 >>246747700 >>246749061 >this is official art Did someone at Gainax have an adult woman fetish? Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:14:46 No.246720816 >>246720588 (OP) obviously ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:12:44 No.246720698 >>246722721 >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:15:07 No.246720835>>246722721 >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish That's just called beign normal. Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:15:22 No.246720846 >>246722721 >>246746205 File: 1657112906298.jpg (73 KB, 789x867) >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:15:35 No.246720866 ► >>246720588 (OP) >adult women f----- ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:17:00 No.246720969 >>246722721 File: 60D372DC-799F-4940-962C-2(...).jpg (90 KB, 680x669) >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish
File: 6d >> >> 45d4ea1c061fe92fb(...).jpg (133 KB, 1024x768) 5 May KTE VE BU 240 10 11 12 @70 12 14 18 10 17 12 10 222** S 395X E ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:10:32 No.246720588 ► >>246720698 >>246720816 >>246720835>>246720846 >>246720866 >>246720969 >>246721075>>246721105>>246721356 >>246721369 >>246721464 >>246721541 >>246721876 >>246722468 >>246722505>>246722620 >>246722670 >>246722719 >>246722734>>246722877 >>246722880 >>246722939 >>246723327 >>246723573 >>246723601 >>246723660 >>246723668 >>246723829>>246723850 >>246723910 >>246724269 >>246724421 >>246724608 >>246724648 >>246724935>>246724955>>246725108 >>246725198 >>246725300 >>246725477 >>246725931 >>246726205>>246726407 >>246726733 >>246728659 >>246729236 >>246729937 >>246730370>>246730788 >>246731220 >>246731585>>246732397 >>246736971 >>246737918 >>246739137 >>246739140 >>246739164>>246739253 >>246739469 >>246740344 >>246741027 >>246741683 >>246742442 >>246743286 >>246743983 >>246744108 >>246744225 >>246744341 >>246746411 >>246747700 >>246749061 >this is official art Did someone at Gainax have an adult woman fetish? Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:14:46 No.246720816 >>246720588 (OP) obviously ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:12:44 No.246720698 >>246722721 >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:15:07 No.246720835>>246722721 >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish That's just called beign normal. Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:15:22 No.246720846 >>246722721 >>246746205 File: 1657112906298.jpg (73 KB, 789x867) >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:15:35 No.246720866 ► >>246720588 (OP) >adult women f----- ■ Anonymous 12/25/22(Sun)00:17:00 No.246720969 >>246722721 File: 60D372DC-799F-4940-962C-2(...).jpg (90 KB, 680x669) >>246720588 (OP) >adult woman fetish

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Anon asks for work | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 82 KB JPG 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends
: Anonymous 82 KB JPG 08/15/19(Thu)20:11:48 No.53925486 >Walk up to boss >"Hey anything we gotta do around here?" >"Yeah we gotta do all the drum brakes on the trailers but some of the bolts broke off so you'll have to melt em off with the cutting torch." >Pretend he is an NPC giving me a quest >Money is my EXP >Each pay period is a level up >level 208 right now keep grinding out the levels friends

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anon goes out for food | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1 hour ago 9 REPLIES маба 869371138 > Be me, alone on Christmas > Hungry, go out for food > Go to local Chinese restaurant because they are the only ones open > Walk in and sit down, restaurant is entirely empty but I hear noise in the back > Owner walks up and greets me in broken English > "Hello, see you on holiday, thank you for joining us" > Owner's entire extended family comes out from kitchen area > Start moving tables around and bringing out dishes of food > They set up an entire feast > Genuinely enjoy the food and company even though they all speak in Chinese and I can't understand them > After eating, I help the family put the restaurant back to normal > I ask the owner how much I owe him for the meal > "You owe us nothing, thank you for joining us, Merry Christmas" > Leave and go home with a smile on my face, still not quite sure what happened Thank you, random Chinese restaurant, you guys made me have an actual nice Christmas for the first time in many years!
Anonymous 1 hour ago 9 REPLIES маба 869371138 > Be me, alone on Christmas > Hungry, go out for food > Go to local Chinese restaurant because they are the only ones open > Walk in and sit down, restaurant is entirely empty but I hear noise in the back > Owner walks up and greets me in broken English > "Hello, see you on holiday, thank you for joining us" > Owner's entire extended family comes out from kitchen area > Start moving tables around and bringing out dishes of food > They set up an entire feast > Genuinely enjoy the food and company even though they all speak in Chinese and I can't understand them > After eating, I help the family put the restaurant back to normal > I ask the owner how much I owe him for the meal > "You owe us nothing, thank you for joining us, Merry Christmas" > Leave and go home with a smile on my face, still not quite sure what happened Thank you, random Chinese restaurant, you guys made me have an actual nice Christmas for the first time in many years!

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Such an angel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i am a good person >17 year old little sister and her cute friend are having a weekend long sleepover >Little sister gone out to buy some stuff, her friend's sleeping >I could easily r--- her friend at any moment but I'm not it's so hard bros why am i such a moralfag 139 KB JPG : Anonymous 90 KB JPG 06/10/19(Mon)21:52:18 No.52849891 >parents out for a week on vacation >>52849935 # 06/10/19(Mon)21:55:24 No.52849926 >>52849891 (OP) # why don't you just try flirting instead
: Anonymous i am a good person >17 year old little sister and her cute friend are having a weekend long sleepover >Little sister gone out to buy some stuff, her friend's sleeping >I could easily r--- her friend at any moment but I'm not it's so hard bros why am i such a moralfag 139 KB JPG : Anonymous 90 KB JPG 06/10/19(Mon)21:52:18 No.52849891 >parents out for a week on vacation >>52849935 # 06/10/19(Mon)21:55:24 No.52849926 >>52849891 (OP) # why don't you just try flirting instead

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anon gets cucked by his friends | /r/Greentext

: onymous viving up >be me, 25 >been with gf for 9 years >we have a child together >not prudes, have a few 3sums and group sex occasions with friends >every time it leads to friends just wanting to f--- her and cut me out of it >2 of my best friends convince her to cut me out of the fun >she says shes going to start spending Saturday nights at their house >the 3 of them have apparently been dating each other for 6 months now >tell her she has to choose them or me >she chooses them 1117 12/25/22(Sun) 07:44:58 No.891351899 507 KB PNG >breakdown, beg for her to stay, say ill accept it and get over it >our daughter's birthday is in 2 weeks but once thats over I'm going to bite a 12 gauge on "friend's" front porch while shes over >stay monogamous
: onymous viving up >be me, 25 >been with gf for 9 years >we have a child together >not prudes, have a few 3sums and group sex occasions with friends >every time it leads to friends just wanting to f--- her and cut me out of it >2 of my best friends convince her to cut me out of the fun >she says shes going to start spending Saturday nights at their house >the 3 of them have apparently been dating each other for 6 months now >tell her she has to choose them or me >she chooses them 1117 12/25/22(Sun) 07:44:58 No.891351899 507 KB PNG >breakdown, beg for her to stay, say ill accept it and get over it >our daughter's birthday is in 2 weeks but once thats over I'm going to bite a 12 gauge on "friend's" front porch while shes over >stay monogamous

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anon is a weak man. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 01/22/22(Sat)04:38:53 No.67098220 >be me >21m khv, no gf, living alone >no irl friends, coworkers mostly ignore me >feelsbadman.avi >get home, bored and horny as usual >decide to research tasteful vintage nude photography >scraping nude photography from modeling sites is a fun hobby of mine >find a kino nude black and white photoshoot from the 70s >full_bush.jpg >spend 4 hours reverse image searching to track down highest quality images >even pirate some epubs of a hardcover collection from the photoshoot >extract and stitch together the images in Acrobat at 1200dpi >try to fap but some of the hotter pics are kinda low-res >blueballs.bmp >need moar pixelz >finally track down the original photographer's website >thank god the f----- is still alive all these years later >goddammit, the a------ has tons of right-click blockers on his gallery >ez javascript bypass, get ready for the motherlode >no_way.mp4 >huge red watermarks covering every single 4k photo >this hasn't happened before, usually photographers are too stupid to protect their work >surely the originals are uploaded to the server somewhere >check url format and page source as usual >filenames are using 22-character alphanumeric strings >possible combinations outnumber atoms in the visible universe >fuckfuckfuckfuck >run quick wget crawler, only picks up s----- thumbnails >crunch a few hundred thousand strings, none lead to any images >dump the watermarked photo IDs, look for patterns >letter 'v' is omitted, all other letters and digits are used I'm hitting a dead end bros... This guy's scans are direct from film and are the highest quality copies on the internet. Can someone run statistical analysis on the strings to pick up any patterns? I think a weighted random generator to mimic the pattern could work to locate the original files on his server. Link to known hashes: https://pastebin.com/SWb3srDz
: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 01/22/22(Sat)04:38:53 No.67098220 >be me >21m khv, no gf, living alone >no irl friends, coworkers mostly ignore me >feelsbadman.avi >get home, bored and horny as usual >decide to research tasteful vintage nude photography >scraping nude photography from modeling sites is a fun hobby of mine >find a kino nude black and white photoshoot from the 70s >full_bush.jpg >spend 4 hours reverse image searching to track down highest quality images >even pirate some epubs of a hardcover collection from the photoshoot >extract and stitch together the images in Acrobat at 1200dpi >try to fap but some of the hotter pics are kinda low-res >blueballs.bmp >need moar pixelz >finally track down the original photographer's website >thank god the f----- is still alive all these years later >goddammit, the a------ has tons of right-click blockers on his gallery >ez javascript bypass, get ready for the motherlode >no_way.mp4 >huge red watermarks covering every single 4k photo >this hasn't happened before, usually photographers are too stupid to protect their work >surely the originals are uploaded to the server somewhere >check url format and page source as usual >filenames are using 22-character alphanumeric strings >possible combinations outnumber atoms in the visible universe >fuckfuckfuckfuck >run quick wget crawler, only picks up s----- thumbnails >crunch a few hundred thousand strings, none lead to any images >dump the watermarked photo IDs, look for patterns >letter 'v' is omitted, all other letters and digits are used I'm hitting a dead end bros... This guy's scans are direct from film and are the highest quality copies on the internet. Can someone run statistical analysis on the strings to pick up any patterns? I think a weighted random generator to mimic the pattern could work to locate the original files on his server. Link to known hashes: https://pastebin.com/SWb3srDz

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/r9k/ Christmas | /r/Greentext

‒‒‒ I onymous 428 KB JPG 12/24/22(Sat) 18:35:55 No.71538229 >no messages or presents for birthday or christmas >anon gets me a gift on genshin >it got chargebacked
‒‒‒ I onymous 428 KB JPG 12/24/22(Sat) 18:35:55 No.71538229 >no messages or presents for birthday or christmas >anon gets me a gift on genshin >it got chargebacked

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One of us! One of us! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 229 KB JPG 05/11/22(Wed)12:52:25 No.877932278 >be me >Average reddit user >gets banned from reddit for some "offensive comments" >start coming to 4chan ironically to laugh at all the tards and f------. >always thought i was above 4chan >fast forward a week >start unironically browsing through /b/ dailing. >start posting as well >MFW i am now using 4chan multiple times a day. >w-- happened >how do i get out.
: Anonymous 229 KB JPG 05/11/22(Wed)12:52:25 No.877932278 >be me >Average reddit user >gets banned from reddit for some "offensive comments" >start coming to 4chan ironically to laugh at all the tards and f------. >always thought i was above 4chan >fast forward a week >start unironically browsing through /b/ dailing. >start posting as well >MFW i am now using 4chan multiple times a day. >w-- happened >how do i get out.

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Anon doesn't like subtitles | /r/Greentext

12/23/22(Fri)21:24:40 No.178275769 F--- subtitles and dubs. If I'm gonna watch a film, I'm gonna watch it in the language it's intended to be watched in. I watched A Bout de Souffle, M, Amores Perros, Memories of Murder, In the Mood for Love, Seven Samurai, and persona in their original languages with no subs. I didn't have a f------ clue what was going on but I at least saw them as intended. : Anonymous JEAN SEBERG BELMONDO A HAN LUCI Вот Souffle... Des 101 KB JPG
12/23/22(Fri)21:24:40 No.178275769 F--- subtitles and dubs. If I'm gonna watch a film, I'm gonna watch it in the language it's intended to be watched in. I watched A Bout de Souffle, M, Amores Perros, Memories of Murder, In the Mood for Love, Seven Samurai, and persona in their original languages with no subs. I didn't have a f------ clue what was going on but I at least saw them as intended. : Anonymous JEAN SEBERG BELMONDO A HAN LUCI Вот Souffle... Des 101 KB JPG

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Anon just found out… | /r/Greentext

⠀ onymous Santa isn't real. 12/25/22(Sun)00:29:49 No.71538157 yep.jpg 96 KB JPG View Thread
⠀ onymous Santa isn't real. 12/25/22(Sun)00:29:49 No.71538157 yep.jpg 96 KB JPG View Thread

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anon loves butterfingers | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >sleeping next to my last remaining scrumptious Butterfinger I'm saving for tomorrow >I awake to the sound of my bedroom door opening >I open my left eye and notice my younger brother approaching stealthily >I slowly reach underneath my bed >as he tries to take my Butterfinger off of my nightstand, I pull out my double-barrel shotgun and blast his hand off Butterfinger www 05/21/22(Sat) 20:02:43 No.878580528 17 KB JPG >as he stumbles back clutching the bloody stump that is now his right hand, I look directly into his terrified eyes and say to him "nobody lays a finger, on MY Butterfinger."
: Anonymous >be me >sleeping next to my last remaining scrumptious Butterfinger I'm saving for tomorrow >I awake to the sound of my bedroom door opening >I open my left eye and notice my younger brother approaching stealthily >I slowly reach underneath my bed >as he tries to take my Butterfinger off of my nightstand, I pull out my double-barrel shotgun and blast his hand off Butterfinger www 05/21/22(Sat) 20:02:43 No.878580528 17 KB JPG >as he stumbles back clutching the bloody stump that is now his right hand, I look directly into his terrified eyes and say to him "nobody lays a finger, on MY Butterfinger."

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anon falls for the meme | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 25 KB JPG 05/16/22(Mon) 20:54:20 No.878277994 >be me >be redditor >join r/greentext >Absolutely love the stories >Decide to visit 4chan for the first time >go to /b/ >Expect hundreds of greentexts >All I see is loli hentai, BBC threads, T----- hate and Racism. >disgusted and go back to plebbit >ffw 2 days, decide to give /b/ another chance >scroll through all 10 pages and find one greentext >decide that /b/ is fine and visit it once a week to find greentexts >ffw a month >plebbit account gets banned because I said 'f--- you' to some f-- >Heartbroken because I had over 90k karma and premium >Create another reddit account, but turns out my ISP is banned >decide to visit /b/ as I can't post on reddit anymore >I start posting some stories on /b/ as time passes on >Start visiting it more and more >Start posting more often (around twice a day) >I also start commenting >ffw 1 week >I start feeling a lot more comfortable around /b/ and the threads don't mind me anymore >Start making some frens >maybe everyone here isn't so bad as they say are >I suddenly start hatting trannies and develop a dislike towards blacks >I start casually saying f----- >Start saying kek >Start eating tendies everytime I go out I fell for the meme, /b/ros
: Anonymous 25 KB JPG 05/16/22(Mon) 20:54:20 No.878277994 >be me >be redditor >join r/greentext >Absolutely love the stories >Decide to visit 4chan for the first time >go to /b/ >Expect hundreds of greentexts >All I see is loli hentai, BBC threads, T----- hate and Racism. >disgusted and go back to plebbit >ffw 2 days, decide to give /b/ another chance >scroll through all 10 pages and find one greentext >decide that /b/ is fine and visit it once a week to find greentexts >ffw a month >plebbit account gets banned because I said 'f--- you' to some f-- >Heartbroken because I had over 90k karma and premium >Create another reddit account, but turns out my ISP is banned >decide to visit /b/ as I can't post on reddit anymore >I start posting some stories on /b/ as time passes on >Start visiting it more and more >Start posting more often (around twice a day) >I also start commenting >ffw 1 week >I start feeling a lot more comfortable around /b/ and the threads don't mind me anymore >Start making some frens >maybe everyone here isn't so bad as they say are >I suddenly start hatting trannies and develop a dislike towards blacks >I start casually saying f----- >Start saying kek >Start eating tendies everytime I go out I fell for the meme, /b/ros

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