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Anonymous 220 KB JPG TV now? 04/18/24(Thu)06:54:40 No.198358421 >anon, what are you doing with that really long cable from behind your TV? >oh you're just charging your laptop? >wait...what do you mean the movie will come from the laptop? >w-- why is your laptop on the >ummm why does your browser have like 50 tabs open? >we have to wait for what? a torrent? >anon just open netflix??? >anon I don't know what a VPN is or why it's not working right now. >ok anon I gotta go now, bye Door closes.
Anonymous 220 KB JPG TV now? 04/18/24(Thu)06:54:40 No.198358421 >anon, what are you doing with that really long cable from behind your TV? >oh you're just charging your laptop? >wait...what do you mean the movie will come from the laptop? >w-- why is your laptop on the >ummm why does your browser have like 50 tabs open? >we have to wait for what? a torrent? >anon just open netflix??? >anon I don't know what a VPN is or why it's not working right now. >ok anon I gotta go now, bye Door closes.

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Anon hates modern headlights | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 2bl0sn4V 04/17/24(Wed)14:21:42 No.465324838 >>465332008 >>465332250 File: 5905088eiis81.jpg (118 KB, 1247x939) >>465320228 (OP) >Muh heart attacks of boomers that would have died from a cold breeze of air 5 minutes later anyway >Not how they're blinding people and causing crashes due to, ironically, lack of vision I HATE JOURNOSCUM. And i hate LED headlights. Not the technology itself, but the execution and legal aspects. I only need to see far enough to stop in time and it only needs to be bright enough to see the road. Same for everyone else. Bulbs achieved this purpose already. The warm yellow instead of harsh blue was comfy. Best was what we called "french yellow" but i suppose zoomers and burgers don't know about that. But wait, there's more! >Headlights used to be glass and could be polished clear again if they turned milky after 20 years >Light element separate from housing, cheap and easy DIY fix, bulbs at every gas station for chump change >Now they're plastic and the LED cluster is integral with the housing >Also it's illegal to replace individual LEDs, gotta change the whole cluster because it's a "EU certified" part you're not allowed to "manipulate". >A 5 euro problem is now a 1000 euro problem >Normie: hurr hurr just leasecu*k and accept ever more assisted driving and surveillance, what are you, some sort of "ewiggestriger" ("eternalpaster", our version of deplorable, you're not allowed to notice things are getting worse if f--- say it's "progress" for "safety") I felt pride, solidarity and childlike joy when plebbitors were seething that Ivans systematically destroyed every EV they could find. Everything after 2012 should be destroyed. It's when sensor and nanny mania began. Pic related, says "Elon Musk is a d---" for making the rolling antichrist abomination from Demolition Man real. After they neutralized it so it can't do any more harm, of course. TOTAL MODERNCAR DEATH.
Anonymous (ID: 2bl0sn4V 04/17/24(Wed)14:21:42 No.465324838 >>465332008 >>465332250 File: 5905088eiis81.jpg (118 KB, 1247x939) >>465320228 (OP) >Muh heart attacks of boomers that would have died from a cold breeze of air 5 minutes later anyway >Not how they're blinding people and causing crashes due to, ironically, lack of vision I HATE JOURNOSCUM. And i hate LED headlights. Not the technology itself, but the execution and legal aspects. I only need to see far enough to stop in time and it only needs to be bright enough to see the road. Same for everyone else. Bulbs achieved this purpose already. The warm yellow instead of harsh blue was comfy. Best was what we called "french yellow" but i suppose zoomers and burgers don't know about that. But wait, there's more! >Headlights used to be glass and could be polished clear again if they turned milky after 20 years >Light element separate from housing, cheap and easy DIY fix, bulbs at every gas station for chump change >Now they're plastic and the LED cluster is integral with the housing >Also it's illegal to replace individual LEDs, gotta change the whole cluster because it's a "EU certified" part you're not allowed to "manipulate". >A 5 euro problem is now a 1000 euro problem >Normie: hurr hurr just leasecu*k and accept ever more assisted driving and surveillance, what are you, some sort of "ewiggestriger" ("eternalpaster", our version of deplorable, you're not allowed to notice things are getting worse if f--- say it's "progress" for "safety") I felt pride, solidarity and childlike joy when plebbitors were seething that Ivans systematically destroyed every EV they could find. Everything after 2012 should be destroyed. It's when sensor and nanny mania began. Pic related, says "Elon Musk is a d---" for making the rolling antichrist abomination from Demolition Man real. After they neutralized it so it can't do any more harm, of course. TOTAL MODERNCAR DEATH.

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Short kings... its so over. Will we recover? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: OiYA7jUW) 38 KB JPG 03/22/24(Fri)12:20:47 No.462551304 >tfw not 8'11 Chad It's over Anonymous (ID: eAIE5ddf 03/22/24(Fri)12:21:38 No.462551371 >>462551304 (OP) # the way they look at him bros... 6'3cels it's over.
Anonymous (ID: OiYA7jUW) 38 KB JPG 03/22/24(Fri)12:20:47 No.462551304 >tfw not 8'11 Chad It's over Anonymous (ID: eAIE5ddf 03/22/24(Fri)12:21:38 No.462551371 >>462551304 (OP) # the way they look at him bros... 6'3cels it's over.

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Anon loves Shanin Blake | /r/Greentext

1/7 2Ar6DpPt (OP) US 39m (04/16/24 22:13) 465221898 108 Re 17 Img JPG 342KB (1440x1799) GJvpldQXEAA6Bha.jpg_large.jpg 42 Replies Shanin Blake >understands race >hates the government >understands natural healing powers >rejects goyslop > understands what the pyramids are for >won't go near n >convers with the mixed olmecs to find out more about blue eyes golden skinned hyberboreans of times past >openly expresses that she loves her race No wonder fat goys, ni ers, and jews hate her. 1/1 BL5b9Gka US 38m (04/16/24 22:14) 465222004 4 Replies >>465221898 (OP) WHAT THE F--- IS THAT
1/7 2Ar6DpPt (OP) US 39m (04/16/24 22:13) 465221898 108 Re 17 Img JPG 342KB (1440x1799) GJvpldQXEAA6Bha.jpg_large.jpg 42 Replies Shanin Blake >understands race >hates the government >understands natural healing powers >rejects goyslop > understands what the pyramids are for >won't go near n >convers with the mixed olmecs to find out more about blue eyes golden skinned hyberboreans of times past >openly expresses that she loves her race No wonder fat goys, ni ers, and jews hate her. 1/1 BL5b9Gka US 38m (04/16/24 22:14) 465222004 4 Replies >>465221898 (OP) WHAT THE F--- IS THAT

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Anon gives a lonely guy a chance | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 252 KB JPG 12/15/17(Fri)22:28:01 No.9722834 >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.
Anonymous 252 KB JPG 12/15/17(Fri)22:28:01 No.9722834 >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.

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Anon the window counter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 02/09/23(Thu)16:51:08 No.72163100 >Be me. NEET f-- >Go to pick up my little brother from his school. >Standing outside waiting with other parents. >Autistic so I look up at the school and start counting the windows. >Notice movement in one if the windows. >Its a pigeon trapped between the glass and window drape. W--.png >Kids come out with their teachers. >Tell little bro to go and let his teacher know about the bird. Good deed of the day.mp4 >We leave after he come back FF to next day. >Pick up bro again. Ask him about his teacher and her reaction to the bird problem. MFW he tells me, "They saved the bird. But she also laughed at you for just looking up and staring at windows."
Anonymous 8 KB JPG 02/09/23(Thu)16:51:08 No.72163100 >Be me. NEET f-- >Go to pick up my little brother from his school. >Standing outside waiting with other parents. >Autistic so I look up at the school and start counting the windows. >Notice movement in one if the windows. >Its a pigeon trapped between the glass and window drape. W--.png >Kids come out with their teachers. >Tell little bro to go and let his teacher know about the bird. Good deed of the day.mp4 >We leave after he come back FF to next day. >Pick up bro again. Ask him about his teacher and her reaction to the bird problem. MFW he tells me, "They saved the bird. But she also laughed at you for just looking up and staring at windows."

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Anon's GF experiments with Meme Magic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/04/21(Thu)23:37:30 No.9970552 >>9970421 okay let me try >relaxing one day texting your gf >she says she's got a surprise >ground trembles suddenly >EARTHQUAKE! >shadow falls over your backyard >it's GF >she's 200 feet tall and practically bouncing with energy >"Anon anon it finally happened I'm huge!" >nothing in your life so far has prepared you for this situation >"H-how" >"Anon I was on that website you said I shouldn't go to and I got like 5 digits in a row in my reply post where I said tfw I will never grow 200 feet tall and have a boyfriend who respawns on death!" >oh god she's powered by meme magic >p-praise kek? >"Okay let's see if the other half of my post worked" >giant shoe blocks out the sun >yell "wait" but she stomps down >oh f--- that hurts >all your bones break >feel yourself pop >blink and you're standing in your backyard next to her giant foot >unharmed >lifts up and there's a red stain where you were in your lawn chair a minute ago >scoops you up and holds you in front of her face >"Anon I'm gonna go smash up downtown wanna come?" >nod feebly >"Okay great you wanna ride in my hair or somewhere... dirty teehee" >shakily pull up /x/ on your smartphone and start asking how meme magic works
Anonymous 11/04/21(Thu)23:37:30 No.9970552 >>9970421 okay let me try >relaxing one day texting your gf >she says she's got a surprise >ground trembles suddenly >EARTHQUAKE! >shadow falls over your backyard >it's GF >she's 200 feet tall and practically bouncing with energy >"Anon anon it finally happened I'm huge!" >nothing in your life so far has prepared you for this situation >"H-how" >"Anon I was on that website you said I shouldn't go to and I got like 5 digits in a row in my reply post where I said tfw I will never grow 200 feet tall and have a boyfriend who respawns on death!" >oh god she's powered by meme magic >p-praise kek? >"Okay let's see if the other half of my post worked" >giant shoe blocks out the sun >yell "wait" but she stomps down >oh f--- that hurts >all your bones break >feel yourself pop >blink and you're standing in your backyard next to her giant foot >unharmed >lifts up and there's a red stain where you were in your lawn chair a minute ago >scoops you up and holds you in front of her face >"Anon I'm gonna go smash up downtown wanna come?" >nod feebly >"Okay great you wanna ride in my hair or somewhere... dirty teehee" >shakily pull up /x/ on your smartphone and start asking how meme magic works

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Anon likes Natascha | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)15:44:38 No.673705387 >>673706924 >>673709595 File: 16499083088150.jpg (56 KB, 398x326) >2 days ago >banana bay >playing shotgun heavy, doing alright but not amazing >decide to use primary which happened to be natasha >their team is entirely scout, pyro and demoknight >absolutely wipe ass >*DEAD*enemy topscorer: guess we're not allowed to have fun anymore because he decided to play natasha >(enemy topscorer has disconnected) >more people slowly getting p----- in chat >2 more people on my team go natasha >wipe the floor with them in the second round too >topscore by a mile Almost forgot how fun this game can be, especially if people actually f------ use the chat function
Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)15:44:38 No.673705387 >>673706924 >>673709595 File: 16499083088150.jpg (56 KB, 398x326) >2 days ago >banana bay >playing shotgun heavy, doing alright but not amazing >decide to use primary which happened to be natasha >their team is entirely scout, pyro and demoknight >absolutely wipe ass >*DEAD*enemy topscorer: guess we're not allowed to have fun anymore because he decided to play natasha >(enemy topscorer has disconnected) >more people slowly getting p----- in chat >2 more people on my team go natasha >wipe the floor with them in the second round too >topscore by a mile Almost forgot how fun this game can be, especially if people actually f------ use the chat function

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/tg/ Anon wins | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 09/05/23(Tue)20:43:24 No. 10750971 >Be hero >Also be really smol >Wield a mighty sword (thumbtack) and shield (shell of beetle) >First monster he "fights' is a basic orc >Pisses herself laughing at the sight of tiny anon. Falls on the floor in hysterics at this pint sized paladin. >Counts as a victory for anon though. Gets exp and everything. >Decides to follow him (very slowly he cant walk very fast) because its funny. >And maybe just a little endearing. >This repeats >A lot >Soon tiny anon is walking around with his "subjugated" army of monster girls including an ancient dragon (hadn't seen a person in millennia and wanted company) and a general of the monster lord (the pay is s---) >Nobody tells him he isnt so mighty. They're either softies, or afraid of provoking the wrath of the softies.
Anonymous 09/05/23(Tue)20:43:24 No. 10750971 >Be hero >Also be really smol >Wield a mighty sword (thumbtack) and shield (shell of beetle) >First monster he "fights' is a basic orc >Pisses herself laughing at the sight of tiny anon. Falls on the floor in hysterics at this pint sized paladin. >Counts as a victory for anon though. Gets exp and everything. >Decides to follow him (very slowly he cant walk very fast) because its funny. >And maybe just a little endearing. >This repeats >A lot >Soon tiny anon is walking around with his "subjugated" army of monster girls including an ancient dragon (hadn't seen a person in millennia and wanted company) and a general of the monster lord (the pay is s---) >Nobody tells him he isnt so mighty. They're either softies, or afraid of provoking the wrath of the softies.

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It's joeover Anon time to ropemax I guess | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ITS OVER 04/03/24(Wed)16:57:39 No.76999872 >Be born and get only one chance at life >End up only 5ft 4in tall 15 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread
Anonymous ITS OVER 04/03/24(Wed)16:57:39 No.76999872 >Be born and get only one chance at life >End up only 5ft 4in tall 15 KB JPG 1 Reply View Thread

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Anon failed the test | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 04/17/24(Wed)21:39:49 No. 198346990 >When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. >A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that. How do you respond without sounding like an atheist? : Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed) 21:40:55 No. 198347019 I quote whatever passage of the bible is most convenient for what I wanted to do anyway >>198347235 #
: Anonymous 90 KB JPG 04/17/24(Wed)21:39:49 No. 198346990 >When I was sixteen, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to be a hundred. Now I know I shall not see thirty. None of us know our end, really, or what hand will guide us there. >A king may move a man, a father may claim a son, but remember that even when those who move you be kings, or men of power, your soul is in your keeping alone. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus." Or that, "Virtue was not convenient at the time." This will not suffice. Remember that. How do you respond without sounding like an atheist? : Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed) 21:40:55 No. 198347019 I quote whatever passage of the bible is most convenient for what I wanted to do anyway >>198347235 #

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They know Anon, they know | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Oh no 04/17/24(Wed)07:22:58 No.673692218 h8tqrtv7ov161.png 551 KB PNG >be me >look up r34 of gacha character >log into gacha for daily log in reward >outta curiosity check to see what banners are up >see the character I've just beat my meat to >f--- it we ball >spend a single free summon >expecting to get trash >get the character >mfw D do do they know?
Anonymous Oh no 04/17/24(Wed)07:22:58 No.673692218 h8tqrtv7ov161.png 551 KB PNG >be me >look up r34 of gacha character >log into gacha for daily log in reward >outta curiosity check to see what banners are up >see the character I've just beat my meat to >f--- it we ball >spend a single free summon >expecting to get trash >get the character >mfw D do do they know?

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☐ Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)01:52:01 No.1445429 File: IN THE END.png (426 KB, 500x500) ONE STAGE I DON'T KNOW WHY I GRINDED AN EVENT WITH NO MATS TO BUY KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS STRIFE TO INCREASE OPERATOR GRIND AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW IN GACHA GAMES, ROLLS ARE KEY WATCH THEM FLY BY AS THEIR STARS ARE THREE
☐ Anonymous 04/08/24(Mon)01:52:01 No.1445429 File: IN THE END.png (426 KB, 500x500) ONE STAGE I DON'T KNOW WHY I GRINDED AN EVENT WITH NO MATS TO BUY KEEP THAT IN MIND THEY DESIGNED THIS STRIFE TO INCREASE OPERATOR GRIND AND THAT'S ALL I KNOW IN GACHA GAMES, ROLLS ARE KEY WATCH THEM FLY BY AS THEIR STARS ARE THREE

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anon is a mosquito | /r/Greentext

Tweet N----- Be WILIN @NiggazWILIN bitches really be gettin horny over some veins... are u a mosquito 1:45 PM · Mar 17, 2020. Twitter for iPad 4.3K Retweets 21.5K Likes 27 ↑
Tweet N----- Be WILIN @NiggazWILIN bitches really be gettin horny over some veins... are u a mosquito 1:45 PM · Mar 17, 2020. Twitter for iPad 4.3K Retweets 21.5K Likes 27 ↑

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Anons discuss mirrors | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:36:16 No.917020463 >>917022547 >>917020653 >>917020687 >>917020737 >>9170210 I don't get why mirrors flip everything left to right but not top to bottom. makes no f------ sense to me. Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:48:31 No.917020653 >>917020463 (OP) They don't... Cameras do that though. >>917021184 >> Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:51:17 No.917020687 >>917020463 (OP) Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:54:40 No.917020737 File: Devil's Mirror 3927.gif (98 KB, 500x500) >>917020463 (OP) Mirrors are the Devil! Retard.
Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:36:16 No.917020463 >>917022547 >>917020653 >>917020687 >>917020737 >>9170210 I don't get why mirrors flip everything left to right but not top to bottom. makes no f------ sense to me. Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:48:31 No.917020653 >>917020463 (OP) They don't... Cameras do that though. >>917021184 >> Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:51:17 No.917020687 >>917020463 (OP) Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)19:54:40 No.917020737 File: Devil's Mirror 3927.gif (98 KB, 500x500) >>917020463 (OP) Mirrors are the Devil! Retard.

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Anon notices something | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LDS6Tipe) E 04/13/24(Sat)22:48:02 No.464873477 1691258463598259.jpg >israel is attacked 16 KB JPG >bitcoin immediately goes down the s------ Coincidence? Anonymous (ID: LMCGrxrg >>464873477 (OP) # 04/13/24(Sat) 22:50:07 No.464873785 >bibisi, t----- and non political threads also down mods should be permabanning these f---
Anonymous (ID: LDS6Tipe) E 04/13/24(Sat)22:48:02 No.464873477 1691258463598259.jpg >israel is attacked 16 KB JPG >bitcoin immediately goes down the s------ Coincidence? Anonymous (ID: LMCGrxrg >>464873477 (OP) # 04/13/24(Sat) 22:50:07 No.464873785 >bibisi, t----- and non political threads also down mods should be permabanning these f---

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