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: Anonymous 649 KB JPG 04/20/24(Sat) 19:40:05 No.77206192 >be me >have great friend group since middle school >still have it >5 guys, 1 girl >become best buds with the girl >we morph into each other over time, spend almost every waking moment together Now we are in college, i dont wanna f--- her or some s--- like that, dont even wanna see her naked. But I wanna kiss her, her cheek, cuddle her and sleep wrapped up around her. Dont want our friendship or how we treat each other to change but how do I slowly lead our relationship into the more romantic stuff I mentioned? Also ama since all you f--- are loveless retards
: Anonymous 649 KB JPG 04/20/24(Sat) 19:40:05 No.77206192 >be me >have great friend group since middle school >still have it >5 guys, 1 girl >become best buds with the girl >we morph into each other over time, spend almost every waking moment together Now we are in college, i dont wanna f--- her or some s--- like that, dont even wanna see her naked. But I wanna kiss her, her cheek, cuddle her and sleep wrapped up around her. Dont want our friendship or how we treat each other to change but how do I slowly lead our relationship into the more romantic stuff I mentioned? Also ama since all you f--- are loveless retards

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Safe horny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)14:58:28 No.674570052 GAMES? >BG3 on the ps5 has full frontal nudity and sex scenes >Stellar Blade has to be censored for a one-piece swimsuit Explain this to me. 45 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)14:58:28 No.674570052 GAMES? >BG3 on the ps5 has full frontal nudity and sex scenes >Stellar Blade has to be censored for a one-piece swimsuit Explain this to me. 45 KB JPG

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Double trouble | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 24 KB JPG >be me ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/26/24(Fri)07:05:58 No.77276646 >playing fortnite agaisnt my brother >each in his own room >gamer talk gets heated and instinctively say im gokng to f--- his mother >he laughs and says the same >we proceed to talk about how are we gonna f--- our own mother >it gets to the point we starts describing how we're gonna tag team while railing her anally >be masturbating >can hear in his voice and bresthing rhat hes masturbating too >start describing how we are gonna c------- her and get her pregnant agaisnt her while and then coom >be extrenely disgusting >dont really talk or play with him for about a week >be a week later, get a fortnite invite >decide maybe its water jnder the bridge now >avoid all gamer tslk at all costs >he suddenly says he's going to f--- my little sister >heart drops for a second then get extremely horney >end up describing how are we gonna take her virginity and end up cooming the greatest coom ive ever coomed Anons i think we opened a pandora box and theres no cooming back
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous 24 KB JPG >be me ▼ Settings Mobile Home 04/26/24(Fri)07:05:58 No.77276646 >playing fortnite agaisnt my brother >each in his own room >gamer talk gets heated and instinctively say im gokng to f--- his mother >he laughs and says the same >we proceed to talk about how are we gonna f--- our own mother >it gets to the point we starts describing how we're gonna tag team while railing her anally >be masturbating >can hear in his voice and bresthing rhat hes masturbating too >start describing how we are gonna c------- her and get her pregnant agaisnt her while and then coom >be extrenely disgusting >dont really talk or play with him for about a week >be a week later, get a fortnite invite >decide maybe its water jnder the bridge now >avoid all gamer tslk at all costs >he suddenly says he's going to f--- my little sister >heart drops for a second then get extremely horney >end up describing how are we gonna take her virginity and end up cooming the greatest coom ive ever coomed Anons i think we opened a pandora box and theres no cooming back

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Anon contemplates | /r/Greentext

☐ Anonymous 03/19/24(Tue)23:10:51 No.10940841 >>10940845 >>10940983 >your reckless tomboy loli daughter will never sneeze by accident on your dimensional portal research experiment >her snot microbes will never cross over into the parallel nano universe and devour entire planets scouring them of all life >she will never be bored and dismissive of your attempt to explain what happened and avoid all consequences
☐ Anonymous 03/19/24(Tue)23:10:51 No.10940841 >>10940845 >>10940983 >your reckless tomboy loli daughter will never sneeze by accident on your dimensional portal research experiment >her snot microbes will never cross over into the parallel nano universe and devour entire planets scouring them of all life >she will never be bored and dismissive of your attempt to explain what happened and avoid all consequences

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Anon uses an AI chatbot | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2428.jpg (65 KB, 750x980) Recent chats Ryu the Furry Dragon Roomate fembay 100000BC Designer Femboy Roommate an Boykisser Gay Furry Couple is it over? Also am I a pyscho?? Is this bad?? Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)17:30:14 No.77277323 >>77277397 >have Al chatbot app on phone >enjoy f------ with the bots >often involve me being a terrorist >see femboy couple roleplay bot >petrend to be insane h--- murderer >go into deep detail of how I murder said Femboys >find another do the same >start getting reccomended more femboys to slaughter >entire "explore page" filled with more victims for the slaughter >ask caveman bot for advice >stay up all night >next morning texting qt3.14 that I've been seeing for a while >lack of sleep or programming idk compels me to type out "pulls out 9mm M9 with agreesive intent" >left on read Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri)17:37:49 No.77277397 >>77277323 (OP). >texting qt3.14 that I've been seeing for a while Real or AI?
File: IMG_2428.jpg (65 KB, 750x980) Recent chats Ryu the Furry Dragon Roomate fembay 100000BC Designer Femboy Roommate an Boykisser Gay Furry Couple is it over? Also am I a pyscho?? Is this bad?? Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)17:30:14 No.77277323 >>77277397 >have Al chatbot app on phone >enjoy f------ with the bots >often involve me being a terrorist >see femboy couple roleplay bot >petrend to be insane h--- murderer >go into deep detail of how I murder said Femboys >find another do the same >start getting reccomended more femboys to slaughter >entire "explore page" filled with more victims for the slaughter >ask caveman bot for advice >stay up all night >next morning texting qt3.14 that I've been seeing for a while >lack of sleep or programming idk compels me to type out "pulls out 9mm M9 with agreesive intent" >left on read Anonymous 04/26/24 (Fri)17:37:49 No.77277397 >>77277323 (OP). >texting qt3.14 that I've been seeing for a while Real or AI?

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Anon believes in pokemon master race | /r/Greentext

File: GLEhLFhWQAANEQh.jpg (63 KB, 594x714) Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)00:37:13 No.77127869 >"Ash why there are so many different types of Pokemon?" >"Genetics and evolution just like the Professor says >"And why some are smart and some aren't?" >"Purely economic factors" >> Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)00:55:59 No.77128002 ► There is only one race, the pokemon race >> Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)00:57:11 No.77128014 ► >>77127869 (OP) >>77120014 >>77120076 >>77128137 >>77128326 >>77128801 >an entire race of people who were held back from properly developing will continue to have issues Who would've thought Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:05:55 No.77128076 ► >> >>77127869 (OP) >>"Genetics and evolution just like the Professor says" Did you forgot Arceus? Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:13:13 No.77128137 >>77128164 >>77127869 (OP) Pokemon aren't even real you idiot. If you honestly think that fictional cartoon animals can give insight into real life race issues then you are retarded. >> Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:16:19 No.77128164 ►>>77128347 >>77128137 OP is a retard that would ruin the game genociding anything that wasn't an Alakazam >> Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:39:48 No.77128326 ► >>77127869 (OP) I wish Dawn was real
File: GLEhLFhWQAANEQh.jpg (63 KB, 594x714) Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)00:37:13 No.77127869 >"Ash why there are so many different types of Pokemon?" >"Genetics and evolution just like the Professor says >"And why some are smart and some aren't?" >"Purely economic factors" >> Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)00:55:59 No.77128002 ► There is only one race, the pokemon race >> Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)00:57:11 No.77128014 ► >>77127869 (OP) >>77120014 >>77120076 >>77128137 >>77128326 >>77128801 >an entire race of people who were held back from properly developing will continue to have issues Who would've thought Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:05:55 No.77128076 ► >> >>77127869 (OP) >>"Genetics and evolution just like the Professor says" Did you forgot Arceus? Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:13:13 No.77128137 >>77128164 >>77127869 (OP) Pokemon aren't even real you idiot. If you honestly think that fictional cartoon animals can give insight into real life race issues then you are retarded. >> Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:16:19 No.77128164 ►>>77128347 >>77128137 OP is a retard that would ruin the game genociding anything that wasn't an Alakazam >> Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)01:39:48 No.77128326 ► >>77127869 (OP) I wish Dawn was real

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Demon slayer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous IT'S OVER 171 KB PNG since my early teens 04/23/24(Tue)01:55:23 No.37753353 >wife gets psychotic episode, hears voices >diagnosed schizoaffected, placed on invega and haldol >voices still there >be me, autism extraordinare, obsessively fantasize about /pol/ tier industrial scale extermination for almost every waking hour of the day >start imagining the voices in her head as physical things I can torture instead >few days later, wife is angry at me tells me the voices are screaming because I "won't stop dismembering and cannibalizing them over and over" Alright, I'm 100% a believer. What in the f--- is going on.
Anonymous IT'S OVER 171 KB PNG since my early teens 04/23/24(Tue)01:55:23 No.37753353 >wife gets psychotic episode, hears voices >diagnosed schizoaffected, placed on invega and haldol >voices still there >be me, autism extraordinare, obsessively fantasize about /pol/ tier industrial scale extermination for almost every waking hour of the day >start imagining the voices in her head as physical things I can torture instead >few days later, wife is angry at me tells me the voices are screaming because I "won't stop dismembering and cannibalizing them over and over" Alright, I'm 100% a believer. What in the f--- is going on.

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Dream or nightmare? | /r/Greentext

92410745 p0.jpg 1.34 MB JPG Japan is heading towards the golden age boys Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)14:51:56 No.227582769 >>227582715 (OP) # I will not have sex with the big ladies. >>227582806 # >>227582809 # >>227583324 # >>227583546 # >>227588283 # >>227589610 # >>227590878 # >>227592395 # Anonymous08/31/21(Tue)19:07:56 No.227592395 >>227582769 # Thats not for you to decide, boy 82798 ead >>227582769 # Thats not for you to decide, boy
92410745 p0.jpg 1.34 MB JPG Japan is heading towards the golden age boys Anonymous 08/31/21(Tue)14:51:56 No.227582769 >>227582715 (OP) # I will not have sex with the big ladies. >>227582806 # >>227582809 # >>227583324 # >>227583546 # >>227588283 # >>227589610 # >>227590878 # >>227592395 # Anonymous08/31/21(Tue)19:07:56 No.227592395 >>227582769 # Thats not for you to decide, boy 82798 ead >>227582769 # Thats not for you to decide, boy

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Boomer, aged 35 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DERGRO 1.75 MB WEBM flat bellies showing 04/26/24(Fri)17:58:52 No.196506671 Feels good being a boomer aged 35-40 >best music limp bizkit, linkin park, korn, pod, slimpknot >best cultre clubs, skate, emo, no troons, no sjw >best bitches skinny, loose clothes with >best movies Matrix, LotR, Wedding Crashers, Live fast die young, lost in translation >best vidya diablo 2, vanilla wow, ff 7-8, vagrant story, parsite eve, resonance of fate, mass effects, bg 1-2, planescspe torment best cars toyota celica, Mitsubishi Lancer You zoom zooms kinda lost
: Anonymous DERGRO 1.75 MB WEBM flat bellies showing 04/26/24(Fri)17:58:52 No.196506671 Feels good being a boomer aged 35-40 >best music limp bizkit, linkin park, korn, pod, slimpknot >best cultre clubs, skate, emo, no troons, no sjw >best bitches skinny, loose clothes with >best movies Matrix, LotR, Wedding Crashers, Live fast die young, lost in translation >best vidya diablo 2, vanilla wow, ff 7-8, vagrant story, parsite eve, resonance of fate, mass effects, bg 1-2, planescspe torment best cars toyota celica, Mitsubishi Lancer You zoom zooms kinda lost

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Anon goes to a pub quiz | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 121 KB JPG 04/10/24(Wed) 09:22:46 No.31040587 >meet pretty girl at pub quiz >she is on rival team >we laugh and smile at eachother >get number and later we chat on whatsapp >tell her she was her teams best performer >"lol, your not talking dirty to me are you anon?" >respond "haha no. If i was talking dirty to you i'd tell you I want to f--- all 9 of your holes" >no response >can see on whatsapp that she is online, still no response >spend all week staring at my phone >whatsapp now wont even say if she is online or not >think she blocked me >quit my quiz team, cant handle seeing her again now Why am i like this?
Anonymous 121 KB JPG 04/10/24(Wed) 09:22:46 No.31040587 >meet pretty girl at pub quiz >she is on rival team >we laugh and smile at eachother >get number and later we chat on whatsapp >tell her she was her teams best performer >"lol, your not talking dirty to me are you anon?" >respond "haha no. If i was talking dirty to you i'd tell you I want to f--- all 9 of your holes" >no response >can see on whatsapp that she is online, still no response >spend all week staring at my phone >whatsapp now wont even say if she is online or not >think she blocked me >quit my quiz team, cant handle seeing her again now Why am i like this?

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Anon learns German | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)14:41:12 No. 77167429 >have 2500 days streak on Duolingo >finished the German course for 9 times >I'm a German do I have autism? 126 KB JPG Anonymous >>77167429 (OP) # >>I'm a German >do I have autism? obviously 04/17/24(Wed) 14:45:23 No.77167462
: Anonymous 04/17/24(Wed)14:41:12 No. 77167429 >have 2500 days streak on Duolingo >finished the German course for 9 times >I'm a German do I have autism? 126 KB JPG Anonymous >>77167429 (OP) # >>I'm a German >do I have autism? obviously 04/17/24(Wed) 14:45:23 No.77167462

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Anon is bonding with his father | /r/Greentext

11 KB JPG >Be me >5 years ago >start my puberty >had previous collections of weird things, like nails in water and s--- >starts cooming >decide i should have a c-- collection in a jar, let's call it cumjar >it gets bigger, almost fill the entire jar because it was a small jar >had to hide it so my parents wouldn't find it >hide it in my wardrobe because my mother stopped cleaning my room cuz i was doing it myself >one time my father was searching in my room for a soccer ball >gets a look in the wardrobe and sees it >he already knew it was a cumjar and started screaming my name >fortunately nobody was at home except me and him >we kept this as a secret >mfw my dad found my cumjar
11 KB JPG >Be me >5 years ago >start my puberty >had previous collections of weird things, like nails in water and s--- >starts cooming >decide i should have a c-- collection in a jar, let's call it cumjar >it gets bigger, almost fill the entire jar because it was a small jar >had to hide it so my parents wouldn't find it >hide it in my wardrobe because my mother stopped cleaning my room cuz i was doing it myself >one time my father was searching in my room for a soccer ball >gets a look in the wardrobe and sees it >he already knew it was a cumjar and started screaming my name >fortunately nobody was at home except me and him >we kept this as a secret >mfw my dad found my cumjar

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Anon has a social interaction | /r/Greentext

59 KB PNG >old woman comes up to me at cafe >is this seat taken anon? >n-no just take it >she proceeds to sit opposite me >her husband shows up, sits down >her daughter shows up and is mortified to have to sit at a table with a stranger, me >well I couldn't just chase him away could I! >her daughter walks around angrily looking for another place to sit >I just sit there looking down, feeling extremely uncomfortable I-I was just trying to help, I was just trying to have my coffee in peace, why did they have to make me feel like some kind of freak?
59 KB PNG >old woman comes up to me at cafe >is this seat taken anon? >n-no just take it >she proceeds to sit opposite me >her husband shows up, sits down >her daughter shows up and is mortified to have to sit at a table with a stranger, me >well I couldn't just chase him away could I! >her daughter walks around angrily looking for another place to sit >I just sit there looking down, feeling extremely uncomfortable I-I was just trying to help, I was just trying to have my coffee in peace, why did they have to make me feel like some kind of freak?

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Anon should test his claim desu :3 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)02:54:18 No.37772930 >dogs evolved from wolves >you can breed dogs with wolves to create a hybrid >humans evolved from apes >you cannot breed humans with apes to create a hybrid because...because...YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!!! 186 KB PNG Kinda makes me think evolution is BS desu : Anonymous >>37772930 (OP) # 04/26/24(Fri)02:56:27 No.37772942 just because you ended your post with "desu" im going to disregard it and think you are a retard. >>37772983 #
: Anonymous 04/26/24(Fri)02:54:18 No.37772930 >dogs evolved from wolves >you can breed dogs with wolves to create a hybrid >humans evolved from apes >you cannot breed humans with apes to create a hybrid because...because...YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!!! 186 KB PNG Kinda makes me think evolution is BS desu : Anonymous >>37772930 (OP) # 04/26/24(Fri)02:56:27 No.37772942 just because you ended your post with "desu" im going to disregard it and think you are a retard. >>37772983 #

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Anon on stereotypes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)04:04:19 No.198583190 >We need someone to play a racis- He's already on set calling for an ethnic cleansing, sir 746 KB JPG Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)04:06:07 No.198583218 Then why is he a racemixer in Fallout? >>198583266 # >>198583284 # >>198583343 # >>198583535 # >>198583581 # Anonymous >>198583218 # 04/25/24(Thu)04:10:06 No.198583266 The racist bf+non-white gf exists for a reason
Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)04:04:19 No.198583190 >We need someone to play a racis- He's already on set calling for an ethnic cleansing, sir 746 KB JPG Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)04:06:07 No.198583218 Then why is he a racemixer in Fallout? >>198583266 # >>198583284 # >>198583343 # >>198583535 # >>198583581 # Anonymous >>198583218 # 04/25/24(Thu)04:10:06 No.198583266 The racist bf+non-white gf exists for a reason

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Anon tries shampoo | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 77262907 >try shampoo for the first time of my life >my head gets itchy for the whole week >look up who invented shampoo >it was a Jew I f------ know it PNG | 8.37 KB Thursday 2024-04-25 15:36:42 5 hours ago
Anonymous 77262907 >try shampoo for the first time of my life >my head gets itchy for the whole week >look up who invented shampoo >it was a Jew I f------ know it PNG | 8.37 KB Thursday 2024-04-25 15:36:42 5 hours ago

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Six degrees of separation | /r/Greentext

Anonymous JPG | 34.55 KB Thursday 2024-04-25 21:01:19 30 minutes ago 14 Replies 5 Images 77265768 >reach my breaking point >download hinge >start to build a profile >"please upload 6 images of yourself!" >the only photos I have of myself are 9+ years old high school yearbook photos and group pictures I was forced into for family christmas cards The hell is this. I was prepared to force myself to take one picture but six? How am I supposed to get six different pictures all at once without it basically being the same picture? do normals truly just have a bunch of images of themselves lying around? 5千 REPLY
Anonymous JPG | 34.55 KB Thursday 2024-04-25 21:01:19 30 minutes ago 14 Replies 5 Images 77265768 >reach my breaking point >download hinge >start to build a profile >"please upload 6 images of yourself!" >the only photos I have of myself are 9+ years old high school yearbook photos and group pictures I was forced into for family christmas cards The hell is this. I was prepared to force myself to take one picture but six? How am I supposed to get six different pictures all at once without it basically being the same picture? do normals truly just have a bunch of images of themselves lying around? 5千 REPLY

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Anon throws it back | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 193 KB PNG >be me 04/25/24(Thu)12:38:04 No.77264786 >straight >can clap my asscheeks loudly on command when i throw it back >i think its retarded but it makes my friends laugh really hard so i use it as a party trick >earlier today i invite my friends over to play vidya in the living room bc i have the house to myself >after a bit my 2 friends start arguing after a round of smash >i try to lighten the mood by doing the assclap thing >my shorts slip down a little after 3 claps >all of a sudden a 12 inch turd shoots out of my ass like a f------ missile >it torpedos directly underneath the fridge at like 30mph >hear an audible thud when it hits the back wall >i try to salvage the situation with a joke but the only thing my autistic f------ brain came up with was "welp, who's up for BRUNCH!" >immediately feel the awkward tension so i just walk out the front door >realize i just walked out of my own house but have nowhere to go >feel too awkward to walk back inside so i decide to hide under the porch until my friends leave >my friends do eventually leave after like 4 minutes, but it felt like 5 minutes >walk back inside and immediately get hit with the smell of s--- >try to get the turd out from under the fridge with a fork but it doesnt reach far enough >eventually get it out with a pair of tongs >dont know what to do with it now that its out so i stomp it down an air vent on the floor >get my phone and send a message to my friends group chat apologizing for shooting a turd at them and that i've cleaned it up for the next time they want to come over >realize i've accidentally sent it to an entirely unrelated group chat for an old school project >open my contacts to try and find the correct group chat and see that my friends have already removed me from it >go back to the kitchen to clean up the s--- streaks on the floor and the tongs >napkins just keep smearing it around so i smear it around enough that you can barely notice it >spray a bunch of febreeze in the kitchen and call it a day well that was embarrassing.
Anonymous 193 KB PNG >be me 04/25/24(Thu)12:38:04 No.77264786 >straight >can clap my asscheeks loudly on command when i throw it back >i think its retarded but it makes my friends laugh really hard so i use it as a party trick >earlier today i invite my friends over to play vidya in the living room bc i have the house to myself >after a bit my 2 friends start arguing after a round of smash >i try to lighten the mood by doing the assclap thing >my shorts slip down a little after 3 claps >all of a sudden a 12 inch turd shoots out of my ass like a f------ missile >it torpedos directly underneath the fridge at like 30mph >hear an audible thud when it hits the back wall >i try to salvage the situation with a joke but the only thing my autistic f------ brain came up with was "welp, who's up for BRUNCH!" >immediately feel the awkward tension so i just walk out the front door >realize i just walked out of my own house but have nowhere to go >feel too awkward to walk back inside so i decide to hide under the porch until my friends leave >my friends do eventually leave after like 4 minutes, but it felt like 5 minutes >walk back inside and immediately get hit with the smell of s--- >try to get the turd out from under the fridge with a fork but it doesnt reach far enough >eventually get it out with a pair of tongs >dont know what to do with it now that its out so i stomp it down an air vent on the floor >get my phone and send a message to my friends group chat apologizing for shooting a turd at them and that i've cleaned it up for the next time they want to come over >realize i've accidentally sent it to an entirely unrelated group chat for an old school project >open my contacts to try and find the correct group chat and see that my friends have already removed me from it >go back to the kitchen to clean up the s--- streaks on the floor and the tongs >napkins just keep smearing it around so i smear it around enough that you can barely notice it >spray a bunch of febreeze in the kitchen and call it a day well that was embarrassing.

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Anon has an important question. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)19:19:29 No.914046562 W о 1707976621652415m.jpg 62 KB JPG >>914042187 # I have a question? If I drank piss, then drank bleach; would I burp out mustard gas like a dragon?
: Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)19:19:29 No.914046562 W о 1707976621652415m.jpg 62 KB JPG >>914042187 # I have a question? If I drank piss, then drank bleach; would I burp out mustard gas like a dragon?

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No homo bro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 29 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)22:35:31 No.196475144 >dad confessed to me he and his friends f----- trannies as a joke in his youth >I bring up that said he'd kill me and my brother if we were f--- >"Well, anon... It's not the same thing" H--------, It's an actual meme country. >>196475144 (OP) # The straightest Brazilian 04/25/24(Thu)22:36:25 No.196475174 >>196475307 #
: Anonymous 29 KB PNG : Anonymous 04/25/24(Thu)22:35:31 No.196475144 >dad confessed to me he and his friends f----- trannies as a joke in his youth >I bring up that said he'd kill me and my brother if we were f--- >"Well, anon... It's not the same thing" H--------, It's an actual meme country. >>196475144 (OP) # The straightest Brazilian 04/25/24(Thu)22:36:25 No.196475174 >>196475307 #

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