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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: NpF3ZrPn) 11/11/24(Mon)10:39:41 No.488086332 100 KB PNG 1213-69 >"BOOOOOOAAAAHHB!!" >"Are you changing tax policies to suit the middle-class??!" >"I know that all this economic strain is lowering the white birth rate" >"THAT'S EXACTLY THE POINT!" >"We want Goyim working, AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!" >"Souls don't matter, GDP per capita does!!" >"When will you learn?"
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect ▼ Settings Mobile Home Anonymous (ID: NpF3ZrPn) 11/11/24(Mon)10:39:41 No.488086332 100 KB PNG 1213-69 >"BOOOOOOAAAAHHB!!" >"Are you changing tax policies to suit the middle-class??!" >"I know that all this economic strain is lowering the white birth rate" >"THAT'S EXACTLY THE POINT!" >"We want Goyim working, AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE!" >"Souls don't matter, GDP per capita does!!" >"When will you learn?"

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What was the thought process here? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: bhhYb166 Pathetic 67 KB JPG 11/11/24(Mon) 10:20:57 No.488084540 >Be liberal femoid >Disagree with someone online >Seethe about it >Go to their doxed address to mog them irl >Your phone gets stolen, you get pepper sprayed and then spartan kicked down the steps. I despise Fuentes for being a glowie fed homosexual, but now I bend the knee. F------ based
Anonymous (ID: bhhYb166 Pathetic 67 KB JPG 11/11/24(Mon) 10:20:57 No.488084540 >Be liberal femoid >Disagree with someone online >Seethe about it >Go to their doxed address to mog them irl >Your phone gets stolen, you get pepper sprayed and then spartan kicked down the steps. I despise Fuentes for being a glowie fed homosexual, but now I bend the knee. F------ based

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Reflection Chamber | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: yKonRIVI) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/11/24(Mon)10:03:58 No.488082987 175 KB PNG >Be European >Work Half as much as the average American >Call Americans lazy for driving a car Why are we like this?
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: yKonRIVI) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/11/24(Mon)10:03:58 No.488082987 175 KB PNG >Be European >Work Half as much as the average American >Call Americans lazy for driving a car Why are we like this?

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I am pretty sure he did | /r/Greentext

146F0B55-B926-4307-9C16-D3A1795045AA.jpg 135 KB JPG >Dr. Blair, it's you!!! you're John Carpenters The Thing!!! Anonymous he didnt say that 08/29/22(Mon)07:42:08 No. 17333348
146F0B55-B926-4307-9C16-D3A1795045AA.jpg 135 KB JPG >Dr. Blair, it's you!!! you're John Carpenters The Thing!!! Anonymous he didnt say that 08/29/22(Mon)07:42:08 No. 17333348

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Is this really what she wanted? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)19:37:50 No.205052399 file.png 2.2 MB PNG >Villain's biggest crime was....wanting order and safety for children : Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)19:49:06 No.205052800 She was so hot to me for some reason
: Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)19:37:50 No.205052399 file.png 2.2 MB PNG >Villain's biggest crime was....wanting order and safety for children : Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)19:49:06 No.205052800 She was so hot to me for some reason

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Wife School. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ARa/GrUI Wife School 120 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)08:20:56 No.325085930 >fathers send their daughters to wife school >state or privately funded >women learn all the skills necessary to be a good wife >cooking >cleaning >housemaking >minimal math for grocery shopping and measurements >child rearing >sex classes (when old enough) >fashion & modesty >animal caretaking >gardening >emotional support >you are a low to middle status man >walk in to wife school >women are graded from E up through A, and then S >grades factored by technical skill, age, attractiveness, personality >graded women are separated by floor, each floor higher in the building a higher grade woman >step out of the elevator on your chosen floor >staff blows a whistle, girls called to assemblyroom >you walk in >topless girls age 16-22 lined up for you to choose >each has a name tag with father's contact information >choose girl according to her grade and your status >contact her father and make arrangements >walk out with well trained, traditional wife
Anonymous (ID: ARa/GrUI Wife School 120 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)08:20:56 No.325085930 >fathers send their daughters to wife school >state or privately funded >women learn all the skills necessary to be a good wife >cooking >cleaning >housemaking >minimal math for grocery shopping and measurements >child rearing >sex classes (when old enough) >fashion & modesty >animal caretaking >gardening >emotional support >you are a low to middle status man >walk in to wife school >women are graded from E up through A, and then S >grades factored by technical skill, age, attractiveness, personality >graded women are separated by floor, each floor higher in the building a higher grade woman >step out of the elevator on your chosen floor >staff blows a whistle, girls called to assemblyroom >you walk in >topless girls age 16-22 lined up for you to choose >each has a name tag with father's contact information >choose girl according to her grade and your status >contact her father and make arrangements >walk out with well trained, traditional wife

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Anon dodged a death star blast | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 6 KB JPG 12/02/21(Thu)00:24:05 No.66390963 >talk to female friend >she randomly says if she wanted me she could have me >I tell her no she couldn'tt >she gets really mad and says she could easily have me if she wanted to, practically has a fit of rage w-- happened here?
Anonymous 6 KB JPG 12/02/21(Thu)00:24:05 No.66390963 >talk to female friend >she randomly says if she wanted me she could have me >I tell her no she couldn'tt >she gets really mad and says she could easily have me if she wanted to, practically has a fit of rage w-- happened here?

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Bike Reich | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.

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Anon Posts Racism on Reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous If North Korea was a website 11/09/24(Sat)19:04:33 No.79399517 Post is awaiting moderator approval. 18.4K 243 6 KB PNG >Make a post >It gets 18.4k updoots >I'm Karming >Literally drowning in Karm >Mods see it >They don't like it >They shut it down I hate this place Share
Anonymous If North Korea was a website 11/09/24(Sat)19:04:33 No.79399517 Post is awaiting moderator approval. 18.4K 243 6 KB PNG >Make a post >It gets 18.4k updoots >I'm Karming >Literally drowning in Karm >Mods see it >They don't like it >They shut it down I hate this place Share

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Anon is cursed | /r/Greentext

File: patric 2.jpg (29 KB, 500x375) Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)18:36:49 No.927214587 >be me, 28M degenerate >finally got GF, she is the goth type >we are dating for a two weeks, the seks is good, the life is good >she is into crystals and s---, I hate it but she has vagina >she sees signs everywhere >the last time I was with her she showed me some cards and wanted me to help her with pendulum >I lost it, told her I cannot take this s--- anymore, called it b------- and that I break up with her >I was making fun of these things while leaving, she hissed and threw some white powder at me, "cursing me" >fast forward one week, a white dot appeared on my d--- What should I do bros? Maybe it is not a b-------. Should I go to visit a priest, or some gypsy witch to get me uncursed?I dont want my d--- to fall off. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)18:48:50 No.927215025 Do you have that powder? Maybe it was a coke
File: patric 2.jpg (29 KB, 500x375) Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)18:36:49 No.927214587 >be me, 28M degenerate >finally got GF, she is the goth type >we are dating for a two weeks, the seks is good, the life is good >she is into crystals and s---, I hate it but she has vagina >she sees signs everywhere >the last time I was with her she showed me some cards and wanted me to help her with pendulum >I lost it, told her I cannot take this s--- anymore, called it b------- and that I break up with her >I was making fun of these things while leaving, she hissed and threw some white powder at me, "cursing me" >fast forward one week, a white dot appeared on my d--- What should I do bros? Maybe it is not a b-------. Should I go to visit a priest, or some gypsy witch to get me uncursed?I dont want my d--- to fall off. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)18:48:50 No.927215025 Do you have that powder? Maybe it was a coke

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Anon eats too many cannolis | /r/Greentext

4h (11/10/24 02:52) 79404187.4 Re - 0 Img JPG 50KB (735x702) 1728465200478805.jpg 2 Replies >got raised by a lazy mom that would shut me up with food finally move out and work really hard to overcome unhealthy habits >eat healthy for about a year >multiple family members die in a short time and i go into a depression >find comfort in food for 2 months >mfw i gained back all the weight in a fraction of the time. S--- like this makes me not wanna try anymore desu
4h (11/10/24 02:52) 79404187.4 Re - 0 Img JPG 50KB (735x702) 1728465200478805.jpg 2 Replies >got raised by a lazy mom that would shut me up with food finally move out and work really hard to overcome unhealthy habits >eat healthy for about a year >multiple family members die in a short time and i go into a depression >find comfort in food for 2 months >mfw i gained back all the weight in a fraction of the time. S--- like this makes me not wanna try anymore desu

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The Stranger Things effect | /r/Greentext

Anonymous TIM BURTON NETFLIX SERIER WEDNESDAY NOV 23 NETFLIX 98 KB JPG Anonymous 11/09/24(Sat) 19:41:57 No.205521955 >make a show about high schoolers >>205521955 (OP) # >actress turns 18 >insanely popular >wait until the actors are too old for high school to make season 2 11/09/24(Sat)19:43:23 No.205522010 >the entire nation collectively agrees she's used up I'm thinking based
Anonymous TIM BURTON NETFLIX SERIER WEDNESDAY NOV 23 NETFLIX 98 KB JPG Anonymous 11/09/24(Sat) 19:41:57 No.205521955 >make a show about high schoolers >>205521955 (OP) # >actress turns 18 >insanely popular >wait until the actors are too old for high school to make season 2 11/09/24(Sat)19:43:23 No.205522010 >the entire nation collectively agrees she's used up I'm thinking based

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Anon is not sure if steve jobs is a genius or not | /r/Greentext

rogen jeff daniels steve jobs❘ from director danny boyle and screenwriter aaron sorkin images.jpg 24 KB JPG >has the only curable form of pancreatic cancer >chooses to eat fruit instead of getting treatment >f------ dies >people hail him as a genius
rogen jeff daniels steve jobs❘ from director danny boyle and screenwriter aaron sorkin images.jpg 24 KB JPG >has the only curable form of pancreatic cancer >chooses to eat fruit instead of getting treatment >f------ dies >people hail him as a genius

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Quentin Tarantino Liked Joker 2 | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2180.jpg (108 KB, 1000x563) Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)20:59:50 No.205540790 >>205541052 >>205541094 >>205541714 >>205541783 >>205541805 >>205541809 >>205542123 >> >> >The entire concept, even him spending the studio's money — he's spending it like the Joker would spend it, right?And then his big surprise gift - haha! — the jack-in-the-box, when he offers you his hand for a handshake and you get a buzzer with 10,000 volts shooting you - is the comic book geeks. He's saying f--- you to all of them. He's saying f--- you to the movie audience. He's saying f--- you to Hollywood. He's saying f--- you to anybody who owns any stock at DC and Warner Brothers [...] And Todd Phillips is the Joker. Un film de Joker, all right, is what it is. He is the Joker. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:10:20 No.205541052 >>205540790 (OP) >>205541130 Apparently the premise for Joker 2 came from a dream Joaquin had where he envisioned the Joker on stage singing showtunes. https://variety.com/2024/film/features/todd-phillips-joker- 2-movie-interview-1236111122/ The fact Todd Phillips took that fruit basket's dream and subsequent desire to make it a film seriously speaks volumes. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:12:10 No.205541094 ►>>206541373 >>205540790 (OP) >the film is good because... it's bad Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:44:48 No.205541805 >>205540790 (OP) >Make s----- movie on purpose >Feel like the Jonkler Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:52:48 No.205541977 >dude meta Imao
File: IMG_2180.jpg (108 KB, 1000x563) Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)20:59:50 No.205540790 >>205541052 >>205541094 >>205541714 >>205541783 >>205541805 >>205541809 >>205542123 >> >> >The entire concept, even him spending the studio's money — he's spending it like the Joker would spend it, right?And then his big surprise gift - haha! — the jack-in-the-box, when he offers you his hand for a handshake and you get a buzzer with 10,000 volts shooting you - is the comic book geeks. He's saying f--- you to all of them. He's saying f--- you to the movie audience. He's saying f--- you to Hollywood. He's saying f--- you to anybody who owns any stock at DC and Warner Brothers [...] And Todd Phillips is the Joker. Un film de Joker, all right, is what it is. He is the Joker. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:10:20 No.205541052 >>205540790 (OP) >>205541130 Apparently the premise for Joker 2 came from a dream Joaquin had where he envisioned the Joker on stage singing showtunes. https://variety.com/2024/film/features/todd-phillips-joker- 2-movie-interview-1236111122/ The fact Todd Phillips took that fruit basket's dream and subsequent desire to make it a film seriously speaks volumes. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:12:10 No.205541094 ►>>206541373 >>205540790 (OP) >the film is good because... it's bad Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:44:48 No.205541805 >>205540790 (OP) >Make s----- movie on purpose >Feel like the Jonkler Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:52:48 No.205541977 >dude meta Imao

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 296 KB PNG 11/10/24(Sun)21:43:07 No.79404115 i dont think anyone will ever want to have sex how i would want to do it, like i would be yelling YAHOO and IM GONNA SPURRRRMMMMM and going AWOOOOOOGA looking at the booba and I WUV YOU I WUV YOU UR MINE UR MINE GIMME GIMME GIMME MUAH 6 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 11/10/24(Sun)21:51:08 No.79404176 i would let Finn Mertens do this to me
Anonymous 296 KB PNG 11/10/24(Sun)21:43:07 No.79404115 i dont think anyone will ever want to have sex how i would want to do it, like i would be yelling YAHOO and IM GONNA SPURRRRMMMMM and going AWOOOOOOGA looking at the booba and I WUV YOU I WUV YOU UR MINE UR MINE GIMME GIMME GIMME MUAH 6 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 11/10/24(Sun)21:51:08 No.79404176 i would let Finn Mertens do this to me

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The future is artificial | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)15:47:57 No.693277702 VE THE DA SOIL CIVILIANS What the f--- are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial. [Speech 30] My apologies. It was rude and disrespectful of me to do that. You're a little bitch and your brother was, too. Yeah, whatever. Private Kowalski rpg.jpg 123 KB JPG >Generative Al will eventually be integrated in RPGS >Players will be able to make their own dialogue instead of selecting premade lines. >I will finally be able to call NPCs f------. The future is bright, bros.
: Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)15:47:57 No.693277702 VE THE DA SOIL CIVILIANS What the f--- are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial. [Speech 30] My apologies. It was rude and disrespectful of me to do that. You're a little bitch and your brother was, too. Yeah, whatever. Private Kowalski rpg.jpg 123 KB JPG >Generative Al will eventually be integrated in RPGS >Players will be able to make their own dialogue instead of selecting premade lines. >I will finally be able to call NPCs f------. The future is bright, bros.

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