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![Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)08:20:29 No.205292506 The 40-Year-Old Virgin images - 2024-11-04T191932.964.jpg >used to be a funny joke 31 KB JPG >now the reality for millions of zoomers and millennials](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/659/697.jpeg)
![Anonymous 11/04/24(Mon)08:20:29 No.205292506 The 40-Year-Old Virgin images - 2024-11-04T191932.964.jpg >used to be a funny joke 31 KB JPG >now the reality for millions of zoomers and millennials](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/659/697.jpeg)
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Anon plays a hacker simulator game | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/529/c97.jpeg)
![Anonymous No.264820315 4 hours ago >>264820071 >playing some uplink >friend comes into my dorm >"hey what's good- H-------- WHAT ARE YOU DOING" >Man I'm hacking this school database to give this guy a masters degree so I can get f------ paid. >H-------- BRO WHAT >he actually pulled the power cord out of the wall >I turn to him and yell WHAT THE F--- I DIDN'T COVER MY TRACKS YET, THE FBI WILL F--- ME UP FOR THIS, AND NOW YOU'RE AN ACCOMPLICE!! >he ran out of my room screaming >I had a good 20 minute laugh](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/529/c97.jpeg)
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Why is Anon torturing himself | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous That's it Get in the idiot squisher 11/18/24(Mon)22:21:35 No.79487904 >at the point of no fap/no nut november where simply seeing a wamen makes me leak precum i also have the strong urge to impregnate every single women i see in public 23 KB JPG 7 Replies : Anonymous >>79487914 # View Thread 11/18/24(Mon)22:24:38 No.79487932 it really do be like that. i keep telling myself i feel like a dog. look at all these p-----havers, waiting to have a baby put inside them >>79488061 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/430/2f2.jpeg)
![: Anonymous That's it Get in the idiot squisher 11/18/24(Mon)22:21:35 No.79487904 >at the point of no fap/no nut november where simply seeing a wamen makes me leak precum i also have the strong urge to impregnate every single women i see in public 23 KB JPG 7 Replies : Anonymous >>79487914 # View Thread 11/18/24(Mon)22:24:38 No.79487932 it really do be like that. i keep telling myself i feel like a dog. look at all these p-----havers, waiting to have a baby put inside them >>79488061 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/430/2f2.jpeg)
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Anon loves corporate spyware | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 558 KB PNG >Be me 08/23/24(Fri)15:00:31 No. 102046398 >Wake up, my smarthome HAL turns on the lights and prepares a morning shower. >Log onto my Windows computer >Intel Management Engine goes into full effect so the government can keep me safe from criminals >Open up Microsoft Edge and instantly get 380 debilitating viruses >Oh well, better renew my subscription to Norton antivirus >The wonderfully feature-full nature of Windows slows my computer to a crawl while Recall sends all my info to Microsoft for safe keeping >Play an online game and get absolutely rekt by a Linux user (he must be cheating like the criminal he is) >Text my friend on my iPhone >He uses Android like a beta cuck >He tells me all about sideloading, sounds dangerous to my security >Thank god Apple is our friend and prevents us from doing such heinous activities >Google a recent medical symptom, luckily it knows everything about me so I don't have to look very deep to find good results >I love proprietary technology.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/429/f95.jpeg)
![Anonymous 558 KB PNG >Be me 08/23/24(Fri)15:00:31 No. 102046398 >Wake up, my smarthome HAL turns on the lights and prepares a morning shower. >Log onto my Windows computer >Intel Management Engine goes into full effect so the government can keep me safe from criminals >Open up Microsoft Edge and instantly get 380 debilitating viruses >Oh well, better renew my subscription to Norton antivirus >The wonderfully feature-full nature of Windows slows my computer to a crawl while Recall sends all my info to Microsoft for safe keeping >Play an online game and get absolutely rekt by a Linux user (he must be cheating like the criminal he is) >Text my friend on my iPhone >He uses Android like a beta cuck >He tells me all about sideloading, sounds dangerous to my security >Thank god Apple is our friend and prevents us from doing such heinous activities >Google a recent medical symptom, luckily it knows everything about me so I don't have to look very deep to find good results >I love proprietary technology.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/429/f95.jpeg)
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Anon is a Tinder GM | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 39 KB JPG 04/02/21(Fri)06:52:43 No.63022272 >make a Chad Tinder account >females message me first >never respond to any of them >their Tinder elo gets lowered because of that Get rekt foids View Thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/428/e82.jpeg)
![Anonymous 39 KB JPG 04/02/21(Fri)06:52:43 No.63022272 >make a Chad Tinder account >females message me first >never respond to any of them >their Tinder elo gets lowered because of that Get rekt foids View Thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/428/e82.jpeg)
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Anon Remixes a Classic | /r/Greentext
![File: 1702275008509169.jpg (46 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:18:02 No.205865703 >Well Sneedmour Ive made it..despite you were formerly Chucks >AH! Superintendent City Slicker I hope youre ready for an unforgettable f--- and suck! ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:22:24 No.205865851 >You know this seed and feed is quite similar to the ones they have at Sneed's. Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:25:40 No.205865980 >Ye Gods! My Seed is ruined! >But what If, I were to sneak to Chucks and purchase some Feed and disquise it as my own. >Delightfully devilish Sneed ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:46:43 No.205866920 >>205867013 >Asneedaborealis?! >at this soil pH? >in this part of Guatemala? >localized ENTIRELY within your fancy, German car?! >> ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:48:51 No.205867013 File: 1715719862965802.jpg (57 KB, 1280x720) >>205866920 SNNNNEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/266/f9f.png)
![File: 1702275008509169.jpg (46 KB, 640x480) Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:18:02 No.205865703 >Well Sneedmour Ive made it..despite you were formerly Chucks >AH! Superintendent City Slicker I hope youre ready for an unforgettable f--- and suck! ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:22:24 No.205865851 >You know this seed and feed is quite similar to the ones they have at Sneed's. Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:25:40 No.205865980 >Ye Gods! My Seed is ruined! >But what If, I were to sneak to Chucks and purchase some Feed and disquise it as my own. >Delightfully devilish Sneed ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:46:43 No.205866920 >>205867013 >Asneedaborealis?! >at this soil pH? >in this part of Guatemala? >localized ENTIRELY within your fancy, German car?! >> ☐ Anonymous 11/17/24(Sun)17:48:51 No.205867013 File: 1715719862965802.jpg (57 KB, 1280x720) >>205866920 SNNNNEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/266/f9f.png)
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Hammer Home | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:32:21 No.36579993 shoeOnhead-image.jpg 9 KB JPG >Becomes successful online >Comes out as bi, into futa and girls and openly flirts with a trans woman >Failed marriage to a man >Manages to lock down another man before getting too old >Has a kid becomes a massive trad grifter and nationalist >Removes bi flag and never talks about liking girls ever again Every time. I'm convinced that women are circumstantially Bisexual and nothing more. : Anonymous who cares 07/19/24(Fri)20:33:12 No. 36579996](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/265/559.png)
![: Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)20:32:21 No.36579993 shoeOnhead-image.jpg 9 KB JPG >Becomes successful online >Comes out as bi, into futa and girls and openly flirts with a trans woman >Failed marriage to a man >Manages to lock down another man before getting too old >Has a kid becomes a massive trad grifter and nationalist >Removes bi flag and never talks about liking girls ever again Every time. I'm convinced that women are circumstantially Bisexual and nothing more. : Anonymous who cares 07/19/24(Fri)20:33:12 No. 36579996](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/265/559.png)
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Anon cant understand why normies are so financially irresponsible | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous How do normies blow so much fu(...) 225 KB PNG 11/18/24(Mon) 11:27:38 No.79484189 >read reddit comment >"oh id never trust an 18 year old with 3k they'd blow it in a week" >meanwhile I had 10k at that age and didnt spend a dime I didnt need to How are normies completely retarded when it comes to money? They spend it on subscriptions, apps, concerts, travelling, cars, fancy clothes, restaurants etc.. Who needs any of that s---? >t. warehouse wagie about to hit 80k in the bank at 22 : Anonymous >>79484189 (OP) # 11/18/24(Mon)11:28:56 No.79484195 >How are normies completely retarded when it comes to money? they have an active social and sex life that necessitates spending while you don't. the point of money is to have sex not to hoard it >>79484214 # >>79484272 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/229/632.jpeg)
![: Anonymous How do normies blow so much fu(...) 225 KB PNG 11/18/24(Mon) 11:27:38 No.79484189 >read reddit comment >"oh id never trust an 18 year old with 3k they'd blow it in a week" >meanwhile I had 10k at that age and didnt spend a dime I didnt need to How are normies completely retarded when it comes to money? They spend it on subscriptions, apps, concerts, travelling, cars, fancy clothes, restaurants etc.. Who needs any of that s---? >t. warehouse wagie about to hit 80k in the bank at 22 : Anonymous >>79484189 (OP) # 11/18/24(Mon)11:28:56 No.79484195 >How are normies completely retarded when it comes to money? they have an active social and sex life that necessitates spending while you don't. the point of money is to have sex not to hoard it >>79484214 # >>79484272 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/229/632.jpeg)
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Anons Discuss/Digest Philosophy | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous >>146399773 # 11/17/24(Sun)16:06:13 No.146400295 >I believe vore is the thinking man's fetish No, hypnosis is the thinking men's fetish. Vore is the hungry man's fetish.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/156/7bc.jpeg)
![Anonymous >>146399773 # 11/17/24(Sun)16:06:13 No.146400295 >I believe vore is the thinking man's fetish No, hypnosis is the thinking men's fetish. Vore is the hungry man's fetish.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/156/7bc.jpeg)
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Anon studies botany | /r/Greentext
![Anonymous 64 KB JPG >be me 11/17/24(Sun)20:43:46 No.927520518 >Jacking off >Forget to lock door >Was reading about mushrooms earlier > Momwalked in right as I nut, arm hit keyboard, screen goes to picture of a mushroom on Wikipedia >She closes the door and never speaks of it again >She no longer puts mushrooms in the beef stroganoff she's been making that way since I can remember](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/155/edf.jpeg)
![Anonymous 64 KB JPG >be me 11/17/24(Sun)20:43:46 No.927520518 >Jacking off >Forget to lock door >Was reading about mushrooms earlier > Momwalked in right as I nut, arm hit keyboard, screen goes to picture of a mushroom on Wikipedia >She closes the door and never speaks of it again >She no longer puts mushrooms in the beef stroganoff she's been making that way since I can remember](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/155/edf.jpeg)
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Anon is german | /r/Greentext
![File: 61d19RCFK2L._AC_UF894,100(...).jpg (56 KB, 894x894) Why isnt everywhere like germany? Anonymous 11/18/24(Mon)00:35:01 No.79481547 >Couple of years go by >Be me >Be German >Move to Bulgaria because cheap housing >Move to a small village and try to make friends >People are not like friendly Germans and instead ignore me >People have no concept of rules >I spend most days trying to explain the concept of german laws to them >They do not listen Its_tough_bring_normal.jpg >Decide to become mayor of said village to fix this s--- hole and put some German rules into place >No one votes for me >Get very mad and go protest in front of town hall, yelling in German and broken bulgarian >They do not listen to me >A couple of days pass and during one faithful evening of me making German sausages on the grill because German stuff is the best stuff not like s----- bulgarian stuff A stinging smelly cloud descends from the hill and into my garden >Some filthy bulgarians are burning tires >I go and yell at them in German >They laugh at me and call me hitler >I go back home and drink some German beer because bulgarian beer is s--- >I write a long letter to the mayor calling him a lower life form and inciting him to do something about his subjects >Thatll do it I think to myself while smiling >Weeks pass and I get no answer >I go to the town hall to explain to them how great Germany is and how they should take example >Mayor doesnt even let me in >Next day find my German car windows broken and my german tires slashed >Why are these mongrels like this? Where did democracy go guys? I thought Germany founded the European union for a reason](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/951/001/876.jpeg)
![File: 61d19RCFK2L._AC_UF894,100(...).jpg (56 KB, 894x894) Why isnt everywhere like germany? Anonymous 11/18/24(Mon)00:35:01 No.79481547 >Couple of years go by >Be me >Be German >Move to Bulgaria because cheap housing >Move to a small village and try to make friends >People are not like friendly Germans and instead ignore me >People have no concept of rules >I spend most days trying to explain the concept of german laws to them >They do not listen Its_tough_bring_normal.jpg >Decide to become mayor of said village to fix this s--- hole and put some German rules into place >No one votes for me >Get very mad and go protest in front of town hall, yelling in German and broken bulgarian >They do not listen to me >A couple of days pass and during one faithful evening of me making German sausages on the grill because German stuff is the best stuff not like s----- bulgarian stuff A stinging smelly cloud descends from the hill and into my garden >Some filthy bulgarians are burning tires >I go and yell at them in German >They laugh at me and call me hitler >I go back home and drink some German beer because bulgarian beer is s--- >I write a long letter to the mayor calling him a lower life form and inciting him to do something about his subjects >Thatll do it I think to myself while smiling >Weeks pass and I get no answer >I go to the town hall to explain to them how great Germany is and how they should take example >Mayor doesnt even let me in >Next day find my German car windows broken and my german tires slashed >Why are these mongrels like this? Where did democracy go guys? I thought Germany founded the European union for a reason](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/951/001/876.jpeg)
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Anons discuss social media and the next Disney movie | /r/Greentext
![File: Screenshot_20241116_16164(...).jpg (354 KB, 1080x1027) 12:03 About tising Marketing Xfor Elon Musk's X collapses: hundreds of artists and media flee to a booming social network M Marca.com. 22h бо It's over Anonymous (ID: 1+CpEsm4 11/16/24(Sat)14:00:22 No.488661807 >>488661870 >>488661914 >>488662060 >>488662129 >>488662238 >>488662375 >>488662396 >>488662402 >>488662413 >>488662432 >>488662445 >>488662473 >>488662486 >>488662491 >>488662540 >>488662620 >>488662704 >>488662844 >>488662848 >>488663017 >>488663056 >>488663412 >>488663633 >>488663813 >>488664224 >>488664284 >>488664312 >>488664408 >>488664431 >>488664621 >>488664815 >>488664888 >>488664933 >>488665938 >>488666106 >>488666130 >>488667028 >>488667296 >>488667440 >>488668684 >>488668730 >>488669373 >>488669422 >>488670620 >>488671049 >>488671831 >>488671916 >>488672218 >>488672467 >>488672489 >>488672577 >>488672604 >>488672635 >>488672695 >>488672730 >>488672911 >>488673664 >>488673916 >>488674061 >>488674191 >>488674326 >>488674630 >>488674690 >>488674747 >>488674969 >>488675112 >>488675134 >>488675362 >>488675529 >>488675544 >>488675613 >>488675816 >>488675833 >>488676127 >>488676657 >>488676904 >>488676954 >>488677173 >>488677931 >>488678075 >>488679040 >>488679226 >>488679397 >>488679929 >>488680421 >>488681173 >>488681650 >>488681793 >>488682044 >>488682265 >>488682480 >>488682557 >>488682649 >> X collapsed Anonymous (ID: ppZfov3a 11/16/24(Sat) 14:15:46 No.488663012 >fewer people now watching prime msnbc than watch streamers, cnn(!) not far behind >leftists self-segregating to a non-commercial xitter close which was abandoned by its founder because it sucked >dnc $20mm in the hole, no one donating to the usual nonprofits to fund a "resistance" w-- is going on, is this a mongol-style fake retreat? surely the left has a trick up its sleeve? they're abandoning the battlefield Anonymous (ID: CMigPZWi 11/16/24(Sat)14:41:09 No.488664933 >>488665915 File: Who should play SnowWhite (...).png (243 KB, 590x776) Elon Musk @elonmusk Who should play Snow White? 11:20 PM - May 17, 2023 Gal Gadot 3% Ana de Arm 2% Rachel Zegler 1% Terry Crews 93% AhNegao.com.br 53.4K Retweets 4,771 Quotes 750.6K Likes 4,938 Bookmarks >>488661807 (OP) >things that never happened for 400 Anonymous (ID: SEAXZCKN >>488664933 11/16/24(Sat) 14:54:38 No.488665915 >>488679934 >Snow White(Terry Crews) gets knocked out at the castle by the evil bitch KWEEN's henchmen. He is discarded in the forest covered in raw meat for the wolves to eat. He is awoken by seven lil guys and goes to chill with them in their cabin. He decides to help them mine iron and turn it into steel and build a gunsmithing shop, the Sebben Dwarves Armory(SDA). Snow White and the dwarves train day and night on guerilla warfare tactics, then begin their march toward KWEEN Castle, and hilarity ensues! SEE THIS YEAR'S BLOCKBUSTER ACTION FILM! Fire, explosions, rolling heads and flaming torsos, and of course, eight ruff riders rolling deep on dat ho!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/950/909/ec0.png)
![File: Screenshot_20241116_16164(...).jpg (354 KB, 1080x1027) 12:03 About tising Marketing Xfor Elon Musk's X collapses: hundreds of artists and media flee to a booming social network M Marca.com. 22h бо It's over Anonymous (ID: 1+CpEsm4 11/16/24(Sat)14:00:22 No.488661807 >>488661870 >>488661914 >>488662060 >>488662129 >>488662238 >>488662375 >>488662396 >>488662402 >>488662413 >>488662432 >>488662445 >>488662473 >>488662486 >>488662491 >>488662540 >>488662620 >>488662704 >>488662844 >>488662848 >>488663017 >>488663056 >>488663412 >>488663633 >>488663813 >>488664224 >>488664284 >>488664312 >>488664408 >>488664431 >>488664621 >>488664815 >>488664888 >>488664933 >>488665938 >>488666106 >>488666130 >>488667028 >>488667296 >>488667440 >>488668684 >>488668730 >>488669373 >>488669422 >>488670620 >>488671049 >>488671831 >>488671916 >>488672218 >>488672467 >>488672489 >>488672577 >>488672604 >>488672635 >>488672695 >>488672730 >>488672911 >>488673664 >>488673916 >>488674061 >>488674191 >>488674326 >>488674630 >>488674690 >>488674747 >>488674969 >>488675112 >>488675134 >>488675362 >>488675529 >>488675544 >>488675613 >>488675816 >>488675833 >>488676127 >>488676657 >>488676904 >>488676954 >>488677173 >>488677931 >>488678075 >>488679040 >>488679226 >>488679397 >>488679929 >>488680421 >>488681173 >>488681650 >>488681793 >>488682044 >>488682265 >>488682480 >>488682557 >>488682649 >> X collapsed Anonymous (ID: ppZfov3a 11/16/24(Sat) 14:15:46 No.488663012 >fewer people now watching prime msnbc than watch streamers, cnn(!) not far behind >leftists self-segregating to a non-commercial xitter close which was abandoned by its founder because it sucked >dnc $20mm in the hole, no one donating to the usual nonprofits to fund a "resistance" w-- is going on, is this a mongol-style fake retreat? surely the left has a trick up its sleeve? they're abandoning the battlefield Anonymous (ID: CMigPZWi 11/16/24(Sat)14:41:09 No.488664933 >>488665915 File: Who should play SnowWhite (...).png (243 KB, 590x776) Elon Musk @elonmusk Who should play Snow White? 11:20 PM - May 17, 2023 Gal Gadot 3% Ana de Arm 2% Rachel Zegler 1% Terry Crews 93% AhNegao.com.br 53.4K Retweets 4,771 Quotes 750.6K Likes 4,938 Bookmarks >>488661807 (OP) >things that never happened for 400 Anonymous (ID: SEAXZCKN >>488664933 11/16/24(Sat) 14:54:38 No.488665915 >>488679934 >Snow White(Terry Crews) gets knocked out at the castle by the evil bitch KWEEN's henchmen. He is discarded in the forest covered in raw meat for the wolves to eat. He is awoken by seven lil guys and goes to chill with them in their cabin. He decides to help them mine iron and turn it into steel and build a gunsmithing shop, the Sebben Dwarves Armory(SDA). Snow White and the dwarves train day and night on guerilla warfare tactics, then begin their march toward KWEEN Castle, and hilarity ensues! SEE THIS YEAR'S BLOCKBUSTER ACTION FILM! Fire, explosions, rolling heads and flaming torsos, and of course, eight ruff riders rolling deep on dat ho!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/950/909/ec0.png)
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Annon likes halo | /r/Greentext
![1d (11/15/24 21:39). 62873723 PNG 873KB (1024 x 768) Cortana.png >>62873184 >be me at 13 years old >horny as f--- >stand in front of Cortana while she's visible on a holopedestal >gather a bunch of covie weapons around so I can grap them when they run out >fire the guns so the controller vibrates and rub it on my d--- while making eye contact with Cortana](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/950/907/115.png)
![1d (11/15/24 21:39). 62873723 PNG 873KB (1024 x 768) Cortana.png >>62873184 >be me at 13 years old >horny as f--- >stand in front of Cortana while she's visible on a holopedestal >gather a bunch of covie weapons around so I can grap them when they run out >fire the guns so the controller vibrates and rub it on my d--- while making eye contact with Cortana](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/950/907/115.png)
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Anon is in denial | /r/Greentext
![11/14/24(Thu)05:49:58 No.488410139 Mom 38m ago M Nick Fuentes scares me M Mom Are you a holocaust denial? Hol.jpg 41 KB JPG Uhhhh, what to respond? >bitch, suck my c--- >>488410139 (OP) # >f--- your feelings bitch >>488410139 (OP) # > Yes Mom, I AM the holocaust denial >no Mom, I love you Dont sperg out retard 53m ago](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/950/720/d29.jpeg)
![11/14/24(Thu)05:49:58 No.488410139 Mom 38m ago M Nick Fuentes scares me M Mom Are you a holocaust denial? Hol.jpg 41 KB JPG Uhhhh, what to respond? >bitch, suck my c--- >>488410139 (OP) # >f--- your feelings bitch >>488410139 (OP) # > Yes Mom, I AM the holocaust denial >no Mom, I love you Dont sperg out retard 53m ago](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/950/720/d29.jpeg)
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Anon having a schizo episode | /r/Greentext
![: Anonymous 310 KB JPG 29 Replies / 23 Images 11/14/24(Thu)15:31:25 No.79444104 >very complicated dream where im escaping some large dragon >be at the border of israel at the end >turn around cause im like >NOPE we are born enemies there >see my favorite cat at the ebd >start my day with crying View Thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/950/639/0e3.jpeg)
![: Anonymous 310 KB JPG 29 Replies / 23 Images 11/14/24(Thu)15:31:25 No.79444104 >very complicated dream where im escaping some large dragon >be at the border of israel at the end >turn around cause im like >NOPE we are born enemies there >see my favorite cat at the ebd >start my day with crying View Thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/950/639/0e3.jpeg)
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Huh what tf? | /r/Greentext
![>after decades of s------- on Americans for being warmongers and refusing to help the U.S. against Russia and China, 1.97 MB WEBM Europeans suddenly love NATO and American interventionism >meanwhile all the conservatives (who fight America's wars) have become blackpilled isolationists who don't give a s--- if Russian tanks cruise into Paris and don't think Western liberals are any friendlier than Putin How are Europeans going to cope with the fact that their arrogance has destroyed their continent?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/002/950/593/50e.jpeg)
![>after decades of s------- on Americans for being warmongers and refusing to help the U.S. against Russia and China, 1.97 MB WEBM Europeans suddenly love NATO and American interventionism >meanwhile all the conservatives (who fight America's wars) have become blackpilled isolationists who don't give a s--- if Russian tanks cruise into Paris and don't think Western liberals are any friendlier than Putin How are Europeans going to cope with the fact that their arrogance has destroyed their continent?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/950/593/50e.jpeg)
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