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: Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)21:02:16 No.78079552 1363738fd4bafc18aa6942dee6203583.png 669 KB PNG >You failed at life. Reload last save? What point in your life do you load from?
: Anonymous 07/07/24(Sun)21:02:16 No.78079552 1363738fd4bafc18aa6942dee6203583.png 669 KB PNG >You failed at life. Reload last save? What point in your life do you load from?

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Anonymous 21 KB JPG 07/10/24(Wed)09:25:19 No.36469763 >Shes so f------ snarky I swear it was something straight out of a movie scene. >Rural Maine by a lake >The sky is orange with the setting sun, but still out enough that it's hot and humid >We're both sitting on a dock dipping our feet in the water >I look over to her and she looks so perfect. Like one of those forest nymphs from nordic literature. >I stare a little too long, >"Like what you see?" she asks >I'm not just going to take that >I scoop her up into a princess carry and ask her if she's ready >She's in a mix of blush and panic, trying to scramble out of my grip >I hold onto her tight and take the plunge >She comes back up, hair disheveled, makeup slightly running, and sundress soaked >It didn't matter though, she looks adorable no matter what. >She actually gets kind of mad at me for ruining her outfit. >It's really cute when she gets mad. >Halfway through her angry speech I start laughing, and soon she laughs too. >She looks me in the eyes and says, "You're an idiot, Phil." >"You're beautiful, Diana." >We swim until the sun sets, and I walk her home, covering her in my towel to keep her safe from mosquitos >She gives me a kiss on the cheek as she slinks inside. I'm not trans, but my girlfriend is. I love her a lot and want to support her in any way possible. She told me that she browses this board a lot, so I've been reading the posts here to try and grasp a better understanding of what being transgender means. So far I've come to the realization that many of you women struggle with your self worth and self esteem. You hold yourselves beneath cis women, and I can't entirely fault you for that. You've spent your entire lives being told you're not good enough. I'm sorry you have to go through that. Nobody deserves to be dehumanized in such a way. Dating a girl who happens to be trans has opened my eyes to this reality you all face every day. When she first told me, I definitely did do the thing where I was like "Wait, she was a guy before? H--------.." But thinking further, I genuinely cannot think of her as anything other than a girl. Even the knowledge of her past self cannot trump that, because in my mind all she'll ever be is a girl. I also hear a lot of rhetoric that says trans women are not real women. F--- that. Sure, there are biological differences, but my girlfriend is the realest woman I've ever met. When I look at her, I don't think of her past. I see her as who she is now. Beautiful, snarky, intelligent, too funny for her own good. She understands my jokes. She gets all of my nerdy references, and the best part? She'll play Portal with me. I do have to keep up with her incessant need for Stardew Valley though. I don't really get that. All she does is fish all day like a maniac, does she know there's an entire map? Anyways, ladies, you are all worth it. You are deserving of love. There is someone out there who will see you for you, I promise. Please don't give up, because the more of you that give up, the less cute fish there will be in the ocean.
Anonymous 21 KB JPG 07/10/24(Wed)09:25:19 No.36469763 >Shes so f------ snarky I swear it was something straight out of a movie scene. >Rural Maine by a lake >The sky is orange with the setting sun, but still out enough that it's hot and humid >We're both sitting on a dock dipping our feet in the water >I look over to her and she looks so perfect. Like one of those forest nymphs from nordic literature. >I stare a little too long, >"Like what you see?" she asks >I'm not just going to take that >I scoop her up into a princess carry and ask her if she's ready >She's in a mix of blush and panic, trying to scramble out of my grip >I hold onto her tight and take the plunge >She comes back up, hair disheveled, makeup slightly running, and sundress soaked >It didn't matter though, she looks adorable no matter what. >She actually gets kind of mad at me for ruining her outfit. >It's really cute when she gets mad. >Halfway through her angry speech I start laughing, and soon she laughs too. >She looks me in the eyes and says, "You're an idiot, Phil." >"You're beautiful, Diana." >We swim until the sun sets, and I walk her home, covering her in my towel to keep her safe from mosquitos >She gives me a kiss on the cheek as she slinks inside. I'm not trans, but my girlfriend is. I love her a lot and want to support her in any way possible. She told me that she browses this board a lot, so I've been reading the posts here to try and grasp a better understanding of what being transgender means. So far I've come to the realization that many of you women struggle with your self worth and self esteem. You hold yourselves beneath cis women, and I can't entirely fault you for that. You've spent your entire lives being told you're not good enough. I'm sorry you have to go through that. Nobody deserves to be dehumanized in such a way. Dating a girl who happens to be trans has opened my eyes to this reality you all face every day. When she first told me, I definitely did do the thing where I was like "Wait, she was a guy before? H--------.." But thinking further, I genuinely cannot think of her as anything other than a girl. Even the knowledge of her past self cannot trump that, because in my mind all she'll ever be is a girl. I also hear a lot of rhetoric that says trans women are not real women. F--- that. Sure, there are biological differences, but my girlfriend is the realest woman I've ever met. When I look at her, I don't think of her past. I see her as who she is now. Beautiful, snarky, intelligent, too funny for her own good. She understands my jokes. She gets all of my nerdy references, and the best part? She'll play Portal with me. I do have to keep up with her incessant need for Stardew Valley though. I don't really get that. All she does is fish all day like a maniac, does she know there's an entire map? Anyways, ladies, you are all worth it. You are deserving of love. There is someone out there who will see you for you, I promise. Please don't give up, because the more of you that give up, the less cute fish there will be in the ocean.

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Anonymous incredible santa WAAAH, MY DAD'S CHIYO, SANTA- SAN. MERRY CHRIST- MAS. WOW, INCRED- IBLE. THAT'S RIGHT! I'M SPON- SORED BY THE GOVERN- MENT. 07/05/24(Fri)10:30:14 No.78051968 1720057643329274.jpg 15 KB JPG I don't understand nobles from the old time >probably will die of old age since the only way for you to die is if the empire fall or if another noble is your enemy and he sends someone to kill you >can have any woman that you want(more than one too if you want) >has money and land >decides to rebel and do a coup Why not just live happily with the benefits that you have?
Anonymous incredible santa WAAAH, MY DAD'S CHIYO, SANTA- SAN. MERRY CHRIST- MAS. WOW, INCRED- IBLE. THAT'S RIGHT! I'M SPON- SORED BY THE GOVERN- MENT. 07/05/24(Fri)10:30:14 No.78051968 1720057643329274.jpg 15 KB JPG I don't understand nobles from the old time >probably will die of old age since the only way for you to die is if the empire fall or if another noble is your enemy and he sends someone to kill you >can have any woman that you want(more than one too if you want) >has money and land >decides to rebel and do a coup Why not just live happily with the benefits that you have?

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11/07/2024, 7:46:23 pm No.12395594 Anonymous > be me 52 KB PNG > wake up > pictured > go back to bed
11/07/2024, 7:46:23 pm No.12395594 Anonymous > be me 52 KB PNG > wake up > pictured > go back to bed

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Anon Misses Elvira | /r/Greentext

File: 1710078081945385 (4).jpg (39 KB, 462x698) Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)17:58:11 No.201176627 >>201177052 >>201177103 >>201177279 >>201177473 >>201177486 >no Zoomer or Millennial replacement Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)18:01:21 No.201176669 201177786 File: elderly-gentleman-grins-h(...).jpg (109 KB, 1300x957) alamy alamy alamy www.alarry.com >woman with big boobs pretending to like things for money from lonely men >not been replaced
File: 1710078081945385 (4).jpg (39 KB, 462x698) Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)17:58:11 No.201176627 >>201177052 >>201177103 >>201177279 >>201177473 >>201177486 >no Zoomer or Millennial replacement Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)18:01:21 No.201176669 201177786 File: elderly-gentleman-grins-h(...).jpg (109 KB, 1300x957) alamy alamy alamy www.alarry.com >woman with big boobs pretending to like things for money from lonely men >not been replaced

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Anon learns about dinosaurs | /r/Greentext

>standing naked >breeze feels good >she moves her head toward my junk >try not to pee >success >my first ever b------- >d--- like a toothpick but idgaf >recess is over >learn about dinosaurs >they're pretty cool >go home >tell mom about recess >she flips the f--- out >tells my dad >i've made a huge mistake >mom calls cops >cop comes to school >my teacher was arrested >i miss mrs johnson >be 12 >get weird feelings for girl >cant describe it >tell her how i feel >she feels same way >we go to reccess >we hide in back of playground >she tells me to take my pants off >lol wut > ask her why >tells me to trust her >i comply and take pants off
>standing naked >breeze feels good >she moves her head toward my junk >try not to pee >success >my first ever b------- >d--- like a toothpick but idgaf >recess is over >learn about dinosaurs >they're pretty cool >go home >tell mom about recess >she flips the f--- out >tells my dad >i've made a huge mistake >mom calls cops >cop comes to school >my teacher was arrested >i miss mrs johnson >be 12 >get weird feelings for girl >cant describe it >tell her how i feel >she feels same way >we go to reccess >we hide in back of playground >she tells me to take my pants off >lol wut > ask her why >tells me to trust her >i comply and take pants off

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Death is preferable to a medical bill | /r/Greentext

39 KB JPG >finish putting up my "We Don't Call 911" sign >fall off ladder on my way down and break my leg > my wife runs out in a panic >she looks up at the sign and looks back at me >she knows what I must do and hands me my pistol >I'm sorry Angela >wife runs back inside with tears rolling down her face >tell my children to go in the house >"We don't dial 911" I s-- as I put the barrel in my mouth > God Bless America
39 KB JPG >finish putting up my "We Don't Call 911" sign >fall off ladder on my way down and break my leg > my wife runs out in a panic >she looks up at the sign and looks back at me >she knows what I must do and hands me my pistol >I'm sorry Angela >wife runs back inside with tears rolling down her face >tell my children to go in the house >"We don't dial 911" I s-- as I put the barrel in my mouth > God Bless America

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They never wait long enough | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 220 KB JPG TV now? 04/18/24(Thu)06:54:40 No.198358421 >anon, what are you doing with that really long cable from behind your TV? >oh you're just charging your laptop? >wait...what do you mean the movie will come from the laptop? >w-- why is your laptop on the >ummm why does your browser have like 50 tabs open? >we have to wait for what? a torrent? >anon just open netflix??? >anon I don't know what a VPN is or why it's not working right now. >ok anon I gotta go now, bye Door closes.
: Anonymous 220 KB JPG TV now? 04/18/24(Thu)06:54:40 No.198358421 >anon, what are you doing with that really long cable from behind your TV? >oh you're just charging your laptop? >wait...what do you mean the movie will come from the laptop? >w-- why is your laptop on the >ummm why does your browser have like 50 tabs open? >we have to wait for what? a torrent? >anon just open netflix??? >anon I don't know what a VPN is or why it's not working right now. >ok anon I gotta go now, bye Door closes.

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Anon reflects on LotR | /r/Greentext

File: Gothmog.jpg (111 KB, 842x883) Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)01:28:18 No.921155661 > Has mighty battering ram Grond > Forged of black-steel and spells of ruin > Has trolls haul it all the way from Mordor and ships it over the river Anduin > Leads it right to gates of Minas Tirith > Has forces smash the gate with the other, smaller ram from day till dusk > Small ram fails, because blood of Númenor > OK fine, we'll use the ram we brought exactly for this task No wonder these idiots lost the war
File: Gothmog.jpg (111 KB, 842x883) Anonymous 07/11/24(Thu)01:28:18 No.921155661 > Has mighty battering ram Grond > Forged of black-steel and spells of ruin > Has trolls haul it all the way from Mordor and ships it over the river Anduin > Leads it right to gates of Minas Tirith > Has forces smash the gate with the other, smaller ram from day till dusk > Small ram fails, because blood of Númenor > OK fine, we'll use the ram we brought exactly for this task No wonder these idiots lost the war

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The missing link | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/03/24(Wed)17:48:07 No.16815811 images.jpg 13 KB JPG >fourty thousand hundred million years of carving stones to fit on the front of a stick >Suddenly, five thousand years ago BOOM PYRAMIDS. WOAH!!! Doesn't something here not add up?
: Anonymous 07/03/24(Wed)17:48:07 No.16815811 images.jpg 13 KB JPG >fourty thousand hundred million years of carving stones to fit on the front of a stick >Suddenly, five thousand years ago BOOM PYRAMIDS. WOAH!!! Doesn't something here not add up?

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Why no war in Star WARS? | /r/Greentext

File: Star WARS.png (283 KB, 411x310) I just want a scifi movie about WAR and tactics Anonymous 06/25/24(Tue)14:29:19 No.200465772 ► So yesterday I was searching for a cool war movie in space, a there was NOTHING. >Not a single Space-Band-of-Brothers-like >or Legend of the Galactic Heroes' live action. Only some space-antifa or space-cowboy and I can't understand why? WHY we can't have a good scifi-war movie? Not even Star WARS is about war, is just space antifas jumping from one planet's third-world s------- from another planet's third-world s------- and sometimes you see Corus-c--- because 'member the Prequels, 'member OT...
File: Star WARS.png (283 KB, 411x310) I just want a scifi movie about WAR and tactics Anonymous 06/25/24(Tue)14:29:19 No.200465772 ► So yesterday I was searching for a cool war movie in space, a there was NOTHING. >Not a single Space-Band-of-Brothers-like >or Legend of the Galactic Heroes' live action. Only some space-antifa or space-cowboy and I can't understand why? WHY we can't have a good scifi-war movie? Not even Star WARS is about war, is just space antifas jumping from one planet's third-world s------- from another planet's third-world s------- and sometimes you see Corus-c--- because 'member the Prequels, 'member OT...

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Anon is losing it | /r/Greentext

File: 00fSDFwYXA90||JhC-e3uzzZ5(...).png (155 KB, 473x336) ☐ Anonymous 07/10/24(Wed)16:03:41 No.78111465 >still no 15 year old girlfriend ☐ Anonymous 07/10/24(Wed)16:18:19 No.78111608 >>78111465 (OP) >15 year old girlfriend Way too old
File: 00fSDFwYXA90||JhC-e3uzzZ5(...).png (155 KB, 473x336) ☐ Anonymous 07/10/24(Wed)16:03:41 No.78111465 >still no 15 year old girlfriend ☐ Anonymous 07/10/24(Wed)16:18:19 No.78111608 >>78111465 (OP) >15 year old girlfriend Way too old

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous David Attenborough be like 590 KB PNG ▼Settings Mobile Home 07/10/24(Wed)15:10:44 No.78110967 >On the sidewalk, right next to a liquor store. >A large American n---- is pacing back and fourth. >The American n---- is highly territorial. >Countless scars, remanence of so called "turf wars" Testify that life has not been kind to this young male, and he's desperately searching for conflict. >A young Asian male approaches. While intellectually superior, physically, the much smaller Asian male is hopelessly outmatched. >A direct confrontation would mean certain death. >The Asian male perceives the danger instantly and switches sidewalks. >Just a few meters down the road, a young White male observes the situation from a safe distance. >He is unsure how to proceed. >The large n---- male is standing next to his car, effectively obstructing his escape route. >Then, Finally. The young white male musters up his courage and slowly moves closer. >Any noise or sudden movement could potentially ignite the n---- males strong, territorial instincts, and lead to a dire fight over life and death. >Suddenly, two heavily overweight white females appear seemingly out of nowhere, attracting the n---- males undivided attention. >The young white male seizes the opportunity and enters his car unnoticed by the large n---- male. >He will spend the night in safety in white suburbia. >Also climate crisis >Our planet >Blah blah blah >human bad
Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous David Attenborough be like 590 KB PNG ▼Settings Mobile Home 07/10/24(Wed)15:10:44 No.78110967 >On the sidewalk, right next to a liquor store. >A large American n---- is pacing back and fourth. >The American n---- is highly territorial. >Countless scars, remanence of so called "turf wars" Testify that life has not been kind to this young male, and he's desperately searching for conflict. >A young Asian male approaches. While intellectually superior, physically, the much smaller Asian male is hopelessly outmatched. >A direct confrontation would mean certain death. >The Asian male perceives the danger instantly and switches sidewalks. >Just a few meters down the road, a young White male observes the situation from a safe distance. >He is unsure how to proceed. >The large n---- male is standing next to his car, effectively obstructing his escape route. >Then, Finally. The young white male musters up his courage and slowly moves closer. >Any noise or sudden movement could potentially ignite the n---- males strong, territorial instincts, and lead to a dire fight over life and death. >Suddenly, two heavily overweight white females appear seemingly out of nowhere, attracting the n---- males undivided attention. >The young white male seizes the opportunity and enters his car unnoticed by the large n---- male. >He will spend the night in safety in white suburbia. >Also climate crisis >Our planet >Blah blah blah >human bad

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Anonymous 74 KB JPG 07/25/17(Tue)11:59:06 No.740046744 >be me >smokin some of that giggle bush >super high, dont realize that the smoke has drifted under the door of the apt >neighbors call police >wth >police knock, I open door Hello sir. We received a call about you smoking cannabis. I can smell it already, so just come with me Anon. >mind races No officer, this is a magic bag of weed. >he steps in, asks Now how tf is that? >start explaining Officer, when I try to get rid of it, it just reappears in my pocket. I'll prove it! >he gets the face, pic related >bring him to bathroom Watch >throw bag in toilet, flush, then do nothing >he looks around confused Where are the drugs Anon? >mfw it worked What drugs?
Anonymous 74 KB JPG 07/25/17(Tue)11:59:06 No.740046744 >be me >smokin some of that giggle bush >super high, dont realize that the smoke has drifted under the door of the apt >neighbors call police >wth >police knock, I open door Hello sir. We received a call about you smoking cannabis. I can smell it already, so just come with me Anon. >mind races No officer, this is a magic bag of weed. >he steps in, asks Now how tf is that? >start explaining Officer, when I try to get rid of it, it just reappears in my pocket. I'll prove it! >he gets the face, pic related >bring him to bathroom Watch >throw bag in toilet, flush, then do nothing >he looks around confused Where are the drugs Anon? >mfw it worked What drugs?

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Glamorous Botox | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: uIXEDyo0) ❤I 07/10/24(Wed)15:52:18 No.473645699 heard-about-the-botox-lip-flip-here-are-the-pros-and-cons-1200x675.jpg 86 KB JPG >get toxic chemicals injected into your lips >look like a freak Why do women pay money to get bogged? Aren't they aware the vast majority of men are disgusted by plastic surgery?
Anonymous (ID: uIXEDyo0) ❤I 07/10/24(Wed)15:52:18 No.473645699 heard-about-the-botox-lip-flip-here-are-the-pros-and-cons-1200x675.jpg 86 KB JPG >get toxic chemicals injected into your lips >look like a freak Why do women pay money to get bogged? Aren't they aware the vast majority of men are disgusted by plastic surgery?

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Anon’s cat is the best | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 570 KB JPG glass 02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the >cryinginpublic.jpg > impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today
Anonymous 570 KB JPG glass 02/12/19(Tue)20:46:04 No.792494021 >be me, 17f and in treatmen and recovery from r--- >walking through petco to pick up crickets for my friends pet lizard >lock eyes with this cat in the adoption area >she presses her paw up to the >cryinginpublic.jpg > impulsively adopt her >two months later, sucidal thoughts almost nonexistent and able to talk to strangers again >cat is my best friend, she never leaves my side when I'm home and encourages me to get out of bed in the morning Don't forget to give your pet a hug today

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The future is scary | /r/Greentext

>Be me, old f----- >Year 2080 >Grandkids come in >"Grandad look at this funny meme" >Proceeds to show me a glowing tesseract that sucks me in and makes me feel like I've just been imprisoned in a nightmarish hellscape for 10,000 years >falling through an endless tunnel of razorblades >bleeding out of every orifice >Ohgodmakeitstop >Ear-splitting noise and red light flashes before my eyes >I snap back to reality covered in sweat and vomit on the floor >"How funny is that Grandad Imaooo" >Mfw
>Be me, old f----- >Year 2080 >Grandkids come in >"Grandad look at this funny meme" >Proceeds to show me a glowing tesseract that sucks me in and makes me feel like I've just been imprisoned in a nightmarish hellscape for 10,000 years >falling through an endless tunnel of razorblades >bleeding out of every orifice >Ohgodmakeitstop >Ear-splitting noise and red light flashes before my eyes >I snap back to reality covered in sweat and vomit on the floor >"How funny is that Grandad Imaooo" >Mfw

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Just love it | /r/Greentext

Mint Jams >be me Casiopea 130 KB JPG >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan >it arrives in immaculate condition along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea > little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.
Mint Jams >be me Casiopea 130 KB JPG >discover awesome Japanese jazz fusion band "Casiopea" >love them so much order vinyl record from eBay japan >it arrives in immaculate condition along with two little origami cranes and a pack of tea > little hand written note in English (guy put huge effort into making it look nice) from the seller hoping for the buying experience to be positive and is sealed with real wax seal >make the tea and put the record on in my finished basement >listening to mint jams with origami crane friends >start to cry because nobody will ever love me as much as that random Japanese man >tea is f------ bomb ass delicious- I thought I just didn't like tea before that >sadness becomes warm feeling of gratitude and joy >doomer to bloomer just like that Is this why y'all love weeb s---? That was one of the nicer evenings in my life.

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Anon reads some inspirational quotes | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 150 KB PNG 07/09/24(Tue)21:59:14 No.31592164 >graduate college >get lucky, offered decent job right away in tech company >first day in office >go to onboarding session >post-it notes all over the walls >messages of "wisdom" from previous sessions >"you learn more from failure than success" >"forget everything you just learned in college" >"you'll learn more from a bad boss than you will from a good one" >"experience is just what people call mistakes" Adult life is going to f------ suck isnt it
Anonymous 150 KB PNG 07/09/24(Tue)21:59:14 No.31592164 >graduate college >get lucky, offered decent job right away in tech company >first day in office >go to onboarding session >post-it notes all over the walls >messages of "wisdom" from previous sessions >"you learn more from failure than success" >"forget everything you just learned in college" >"you'll learn more from a bad boss than you will from a good one" >"experience is just what people call mistakes" Adult life is going to f------ suck isnt it

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Anon is duracell | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 31 KB JPG 07/22/22(Fri)15:32:19 No.69506578 >be ginger >be black >everyone call me "duracell" it's over
Anonymous 31 KB JPG 07/22/22(Fri)15:32:19 No.69506578 >be ginger >be black >everyone call me "duracell" it's over

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