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Anon doesn’t like dogs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)20:16:32 No.870030642 having dogs around you is the ultimate hell. owning dogs should be a crime >have ass holes living next to me with dogs >they're morningfags and always up first thing in the morning 11 KB JPG >they used to leave them out all day and night barking like morons >they stopped lately and have been less bad about it >i constantly get woken up by it >i get stressed out as soon as i hear it because sometimes they bark for 15 minutes and stop, sometimes they bark for hours, sometimes they bark then stop and i fall back asleep and they bark again >its literally the only noise around me i'd be perfectly fine without it >would have to wear earplugs for ONE PERSON >earplugs feel like s--- and hurt my ears after days of use >when i was going to school they would wake me up every day before my alarm clock and make studying hell >i cant go outside, sit on my porch, relax in my yard or anything without f------ dogs from the idiots around me >i have to hear the same f------ barking sound every day and wake up to it basically daily There's no f------ away from these idiots unless you have a 5 story palace and no person nearby View Thread
: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)20:16:32 No.870030642 having dogs around you is the ultimate hell. owning dogs should be a crime >have ass holes living next to me with dogs >they're morningfags and always up first thing in the morning 11 KB JPG >they used to leave them out all day and night barking like morons >they stopped lately and have been less bad about it >i constantly get woken up by it >i get stressed out as soon as i hear it because sometimes they bark for 15 minutes and stop, sometimes they bark for hours, sometimes they bark then stop and i fall back asleep and they bark again >its literally the only noise around me i'd be perfectly fine without it >would have to wear earplugs for ONE PERSON >earplugs feel like s--- and hurt my ears after days of use >when i was going to school they would wake me up every day before my alarm clock and make studying hell >i cant go outside, sit on my porch, relax in my yard or anything without f------ dogs from the idiots around me >i have to hear the same f------ barking sound every day and wake up to it basically daily There's no f------ away from these idiots unless you have a 5 story palace and no person nearby View Thread

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atleast its not a bad fetish? | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous Cooo0000oom 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close 23 KB JPG > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, thi bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life
| Anonymous Cooo0000oom 03/23/21(Tue)08:07:07 No.62876647 > be me, 23 > f------ this older girl, she's around 30 > getbusycoomingorgetbusydying > suddenly she grabs my face and leans close 23 KB JPG > wispers 'come for mommy baby boy' > sit there frozen in complete shock > j--- the biggest load of my life Guys I am no longer attracted to girls my age, thi bitch has given me a mommy fetish and ruined my life

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Anon is asked for a source | /r/Greentext

>Source? Source? Source? >Do you have a source on that? I SCIENCE >Source? 148 KB PNG >A source. I need a source. >Sorry, I meanI need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. >No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. >You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. >Do you have a degree in that field?
>Source? Source? Source? >Do you have a source on that? I SCIENCE >Source? 148 KB PNG >A source. I need a source. >Sorry, I meanI need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion. >No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered. >You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence. >Do you have a degree in that field?

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Hanging with the cool kids | /r/Greentext

>Be me >Indifag >Moved to new city >First day in school >Cool kids approach >They say hi >Black guys turn >l say whassup my n---- This air freshener didn't hang itself. 208 KB JPG >He's like yoo wassup brotha >Ask where l'm from >Саpe Town >My n---- I could tell on your light skinny ass >Lay off my body man >Alright we cool my n---- >l am cool with the cool kids
>Be me >Indifag >Moved to new city >First day in school >Cool kids approach >They say hi >Black guys turn >l say whassup my n---- This air freshener didn't hang itself. 208 KB JPG >He's like yoo wassup brotha >Ask where l'm from >Саpe Town >My n---- I could tell on your light skinny ass >Lay off my body man >Alright we cool my n---- >l am cool with the cool kids

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Anon plays Halo Infinite | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)15:23:27 No.870033300 >be me >start playing Halo Infinite >use BUTLR as a personal Al, because of funny bri'ish accent >get bored of him >switch to CIRC 99 KB PNG >start to really like her voice >look up her voice actress online >it's Kari Wahlgren >find her strangely attractive, despite not being into her type >it's probably the voice >naturally, look up her page on WikiFeet >she has pretty feet >damn >get really horny for her in every match >finally cave in and j------- to pictures of Kari Wahlgren's feet >c-- buckets >feels good man mfw nobody in my life knows how f------ weird I am 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)15:37:25 No.870034004 >>870033300 (OP) # You need help anon 17 KB JPG
: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)15:23:27 No.870033300 >be me >start playing Halo Infinite >use BUTLR as a personal Al, because of funny bri'ish accent >get bored of him >switch to CIRC 99 KB PNG >start to really like her voice >look up her voice actress online >it's Kari Wahlgren >find her strangely attractive, despite not being into her type >it's probably the voice >naturally, look up her page on WikiFeet >she has pretty feet >damn >get really horny for her in every match >finally cave in and j------- to pictures of Kari Wahlgren's feet >c-- buckets >feels good man mfw nobody in my life knows how f------ weird I am 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)15:37:25 No.870034004 >>870033300 (OP) # You need help anon 17 KB JPG

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Alien hates humans | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/10/21(Sun)19:20:26 No.157487117 1429472559173.jpg 103 KB JPG >alien that has an IQ of like 50000 >first thing he does when he wakes up is going on a Hulk rampage like a retard What was his f------ problem?
: Anonymous 10/10/21(Sun)19:20:26 No.157487117 1429472559173.jpg 103 KB JPG >alien that has an IQ of like 50000 >first thing he does when he wakes up is going on a Hulk rampage like a retard What was his f------ problem?

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Anon can't win | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)09:01:12 No.66524431 MFS BE LIKE GO TALK >wake up early TO HER >tired >day ruined I CANT BRO SHE MAKES ME NIERVOUS >sleep in >wasted entire day 458 KB JPG >day ruined theres no winning is there? View Thread
: Anonymous 12/12/21(Sun)09:01:12 No.66524431 MFS BE LIKE GO TALK >wake up early TO HER >tired >day ruined I CANT BRO SHE MAKES ME NIERVOUS >sleep in >wasted entire day 458 KB JPG >day ruined theres no winning is there? View Thread

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Anon doesn't like talking | /r/Greentext

No.870074122 24 minutes ago b00e274834561d9acd7dbe6994018302.jpg JPG 75.9 KİB 1000x949 >be me >not a very talkative person >eating dinner with dad >Dad says: "Why don't you get that stick out of your ass and say something?" >Right as I finish eating, I feel like making a dumb joke. >I let out a single syllable before dad cuts me off. >He says: "If you have nothing good to say, don't say it." >l quietly walk back to my room. This is why I don't talk much. I'm criticized for not saying anything, and the moment I do say something, I'm put down for it. It all feels like a joke. It feels awful. 6 replies
No.870074122 24 minutes ago b00e274834561d9acd7dbe6994018302.jpg JPG 75.9 KİB 1000x949 >be me >not a very talkative person >eating dinner with dad >Dad says: "Why don't you get that stick out of your ass and say something?" >Right as I finish eating, I feel like making a dumb joke. >I let out a single syllable before dad cuts me off. >He says: "If you have nothing good to say, don't say it." >l quietly walk back to my room. This is why I don't talk much. I'm criticized for not saying anything, and the moment I do say something, I'm put down for it. It all feels like a joke. It feels awful. 6 replies

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Twisted sister | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)20:23:39 No.66865885 >you come home late >my sister is chilling on the couch half asleep >asks what time it is >no one else is home >what do you do 413 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)20:25:07 No.66865902 >call the police because there's a f------ stranger in my house
: Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)20:23:39 No.66865885 >you come home late >my sister is chilling on the couch half asleep >asks what time it is >no one else is home >what do you do 413 KB JPG : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)20:25:07 No.66865902 >call the police because there's a f------ stranger in my house

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Anon is hated by his parents | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a dog | /r/Greentext


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anon gets vaxxed | /r/Greentext


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Anon remembers the past | /r/Greentext


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Anon has been tricked and backstabbed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)06:09:24 No.572380692 1612225502635.jpg| 16 KB JPG >>572362878 # >f--- coworker >suddenly half the building knows I have a 4 inch penis and i'm a big f------ joke to everyone why the f--- did i do that >>572387069 # >>572394372 #
: Anonymous 09/27/21(Mon)06:09:24 No.572380692 1612225502635.jpg| 16 KB JPG >>572362878 # >f--- coworker >suddenly half the building knows I have a 4 inch penis and i'm a big f------ joke to everyone why the f--- did i do that >>572387069 # >>572394372 #

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Block 100 .. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin m n >they gave a slut at our school 575 KB JPG 500 USD to f--- me >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity
: Anonymous 07/21/19(Sun)20:42:51 No.805223939 >17th bday >the bois got tired of me being a virgin m n >they gave a slut at our school 575 KB JPG 500 USD to f--- me >they locked us in a room together >i give her a hug and tell her "Your better than this" >she cries and gives me a peck in the cheek Crisis avoided and kept my virginity

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Anon gets cucked by Indians | /r/Greentext

I AINYERT AR PHANTER PRL ANE : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)23:37:45 No.66858073 ka NCE NTAE NTOLE 83 NGINBMAE A KABIR KHAN FILM OC PMAA NE KA VA ANI A ALA 24TH DEC. 3D HIND TAMIL, YELUSU KANNADAAMALAYALAN Coen HATP 83 film_poster.jpg 43 KB JPG >got rejected by girl I have wanted for years >really sad, decide to go to cinema to cheer up >go to see pic related, its an Indian film so assume the cinema will be empty and I can relax >l am a bong but live in a place with lots of Indians so the cinema here shows Indian films >film starts >there is a scene where one of the main characters is with his wife >I started to get emotional thinking about my rejection and start weeping >thought I was alone in the cinema so it would be OK to loudly cry >get a tap on the shoulder >little fat Indian man with big Indian moustache is standing there, even though I am sitting his eyes nearly meet mine when he is standing >'EXCUSE ME YOU BASTARD, WE TRY TO WATCH FILM. PLEASE DO SHUT UP OR LEAVE FILM >l apologise and manage to stop weeping >notice the man is sitting with at least 6 other Indians a few rows in front of me >every few minutes hear the Indian man saying things like 'CRYING BASTARD' and the entire row of Indians laughs, some of them look back at me >they pretend to cry throughout the film >near the end of the film a little Indian boy comes from the row and offers me popcorn by saying 'WOULD YOU LIKE POPCORN' >l say yes and reach into the bucket >bucket is empty >'SORRY IT IS EMPTY' >Indians all laugh again
I AINYERT AR PHANTER PRL ANE : Anonymous 01/05/22(Wed)23:37:45 No.66858073 ka NCE NTAE NTOLE 83 NGINBMAE A KABIR KHAN FILM OC PMAA NE KA VA ANI A ALA 24TH DEC. 3D HIND TAMIL, YELUSU KANNADAAMALAYALAN Coen HATP 83 film_poster.jpg 43 KB JPG >got rejected by girl I have wanted for years >really sad, decide to go to cinema to cheer up >go to see pic related, its an Indian film so assume the cinema will be empty and I can relax >l am a bong but live in a place with lots of Indians so the cinema here shows Indian films >film starts >there is a scene where one of the main characters is with his wife >I started to get emotional thinking about my rejection and start weeping >thought I was alone in the cinema so it would be OK to loudly cry >get a tap on the shoulder >little fat Indian man with big Indian moustache is standing there, even though I am sitting his eyes nearly meet mine when he is standing >'EXCUSE ME YOU BASTARD, WE TRY TO WATCH FILM. PLEASE DO SHUT UP OR LEAVE FILM >l apologise and manage to stop weeping >notice the man is sitting with at least 6 other Indians a few rows in front of me >every few minutes hear the Indian man saying things like 'CRYING BASTARD' and the entire row of Indians laughs, some of them look back at me >they pretend to cry throughout the film >near the end of the film a little Indian boy comes from the row and offers me popcorn by saying 'WOULD YOU LIKE POPCORN' >l say yes and reach into the bucket >bucket is empty >'SORRY IT IS EMPTY' >Indians all laugh again

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