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Anonymous 58 KB JPG 08/06/22(Sat) 14:27:36 No.69701965 >be me, german >barely ever saw a black person irl >get a bunch of black somalis from refugee crisis >go to the grocery store >black fellow walking in front of me with pants below his ass inside grocery store >he bows down to pick something up, ass in full view for everyone in the store >pay my s--- and go to the bakery infront of the store >suddenly hear noise >employees chasing the thiefing n----- outside that legit just happened 5 minutes ago as i type this, and it's one of the only encounters with a black person i've had and it couldn't be more stereotypical. i do not feel a bit sorry for black racism in th US of A. 98 Replies 11 Images View Thread
Anonymous 58 KB JPG 08/06/22(Sat) 14:27:36 No.69701965 >be me, german >barely ever saw a black person irl >get a bunch of black somalis from refugee crisis >go to the grocery store >black fellow walking in front of me with pants below his ass inside grocery store >he bows down to pick something up, ass in full view for everyone in the store >pay my s--- and go to the bakery infront of the store >suddenly hear noise >employees chasing the thiefing n----- outside that legit just happened 5 minutes ago as i type this, and it's one of the only encounters with a black person i've had and it couldn't be more stereotypical. i do not feel a bit sorry for black racism in th US of A. 98 Replies 11 Images View Thread

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The Supreme Gentleman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 66 KB JPG Anonymous >good sense of humor >fairly attractive >has a nice car 08/06/22(Sat)23:25:53 No.172198553 >if I can't have you girls, I will destroy you what are some kino movie quotes? : Anonymous 08/06/22(Sat)23:30:47 No.172198715 I swear, if this n---- just waited a year or two he would have gotten his pusi >>172198779 # >>172198851 # >>172198887 # >>172199101 # >>172199162 # >>172200179 # >>172200264 # >>172200462 # >>172200786 # >>172201737 # >>172201815 # >>172201849 # >>172201979 # >>172203795 # 08/06/22(Sat)23:32:59 No.172198779 >>172198715 # he was cucking himself, his ego was so big that he expected women to approach him and was offended that a female's nature typically expects men to chase them. you can't fix that kind of mental illness >>172198817 # >>172198843 # >>172199196 # >>172200843 #
Anonymous 66 KB JPG Anonymous >good sense of humor >fairly attractive >has a nice car 08/06/22(Sat)23:25:53 No.172198553 >if I can't have you girls, I will destroy you what are some kino movie quotes? : Anonymous 08/06/22(Sat)23:30:47 No.172198715 I swear, if this n---- just waited a year or two he would have gotten his pusi >>172198779 # >>172198851 # >>172198887 # >>172199101 # >>172199162 # >>172200179 # >>172200264 # >>172200462 # >>172200786 # >>172201737 # >>172201815 # >>172201849 # >>172201979 # >>172203795 # 08/06/22(Sat)23:32:59 No.172198779 >>172198715 # he was cucking himself, his ego was so big that he expected women to approach him and was offended that a female's nature typically expects men to chase them. you can't fix that kind of mental illness >>172198817 # >>172198843 # >>172199196 # >>172200843 #

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Anon asserts his dominance | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous THAT'S A PADDLIN 87 KB JPG 09/20/15 (Sun)16:56:32 No.642249023 >Be me in science class >Have to design a container for an egg which will survive a 18 meter drop >not that hard,throw some sponges in a Pringles container and cover it in black duct tape >looks like bomb >idea.jpeg >Writes in big letters on it "LITTLE BOY", named after bomb U.S dropped on Hiroshima >Fast forward to egg drop >No one really understand name of it >"This will be the egg drop to end all egg drops" | tell. >make direct eye contact with super Japanese girl >looks at me in horror >I drop the container without breaking eye contact >I whisper "bombs away" as it falls to the ground >Girl hasn't talked to me since
: Anonymous THAT'S A PADDLIN 87 KB JPG 09/20/15 (Sun)16:56:32 No.642249023 >Be me in science class >Have to design a container for an egg which will survive a 18 meter drop >not that hard,throw some sponges in a Pringles container and cover it in black duct tape >looks like bomb >idea.jpeg >Writes in big letters on it "LITTLE BOY", named after bomb U.S dropped on Hiroshima >Fast forward to egg drop >No one really understand name of it >"This will be the egg drop to end all egg drops" | tell. >make direct eye contact with super Japanese girl >looks at me in horror >I drop the container without breaking eye contact >I whisper "bombs away" as it falls to the ground >Girl hasn't talked to me since

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Anon fixes Naruto | /r/Greentext

www >one of the most unique character designs in the series >literally the cute autistic gf meme >Naruto could get along with her way better than with Hinata or Sakura >Naruto could relate to her the most and vice versa >so make her a secondary character in a random filler arc >never interacts with Naruto nice one Kishimoto, you hack
www >one of the most unique character designs in the series >literally the cute autistic gf meme >Naruto could get along with her way better than with Hinata or Sakura >Naruto could relate to her the most and vice versa >so make her a secondary character in a random filler arc >never interacts with Naruto nice one Kishimoto, you hack

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Mexicañon's gaming experience | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >police sirens >dog barking >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG >"CAAAAASSSSOOOO CEEEERRRRRAAAAADO000000"
: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 06/14/19(Fri)22:21:18 No.466515790 >police sirens >dog barking >mexican joins the server >turns on his mic >hear his mother yelling >baby crying >vacuum cleaner WWWWRRRRRRIIINNNG >"CAAAAASSSSOOOO CEEEERRRRRAAAAADO000000"

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anon best day | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 194 KB JPG Anonymous Best day ever.. 08/06/22(Sat)09:39:48 No.883401122 >be me >Wake up >It's a beautiful day >Drink a coffee watching the sea >Tfw no friends 2 Replies / 1 Image >4chan in a dark room >Day is over View Thread 08/06/22(Sat)10:18:31 No.883402769
Anonymous 194 KB JPG Anonymous Best day ever.. 08/06/22(Sat)09:39:48 No.883401122 >be me >Wake up >It's a beautiful day >Drink a coffee watching the sea >Tfw no friends 2 Replies / 1 Image >4chan in a dark room >Day is over View Thread 08/06/22(Sat)10:18:31 No.883402769

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Anon has issues | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 164 KB JPG ★★★★★★★ 07/30/22(Sat)02:40:24 No.882960969 I got my free speech violated and taken to jail "for hate speech". Not to mention the fact that I was supposedly being "violent" all because I threw a measly little chair when I got mad. I simply asked to not be served by a Mexican guy because he's not a local, I don't know him, he could've put drugs in my food or been in the cartel or something. My children were gonna eat that food. I couldn't risk a potenital terrorist poisoing them. 37 Replies / 11 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 164 KB JPG ★★★★★★★ 07/30/22(Sat)02:40:24 No.882960969 I got my free speech violated and taken to jail "for hate speech". Not to mention the fact that I was supposedly being "violent" all because I threw a measly little chair when I got mad. I simply asked to not be served by a Mexican guy because he's not a local, I don't know him, he could've put drugs in my food or been in the cartel or something. My children were gonna eat that food. I couldn't risk a potenital terrorist poisoing them. 37 Replies / 11 Images View Thread

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Anon workout so that he doesn't get bullied | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed)02:58:22 No.67827024 the only reason I work out is because I work for a defence/space company and everyone in the company looks like senator armstrong build wise, I 941 KB PNG legit thought that I was having a seizure when I first started because it felt so absurd I work out because I don't want to get bullied by them, there are multiple small groups who go the gym together after/during work, people drink protein shakes during meetings, the break room fridge is full of chicken breasts, all small talk consists of gym talk
Anonymous 08/03/22(Wed)02:58:22 No.67827024 the only reason I work out is because I work for a defence/space company and everyone in the company looks like senator armstrong build wise, I 941 KB PNG legit thought that I was having a seizure when I first started because it felt so absurd I work out because I don't want to get bullied by them, there are multiple small groups who go the gym together after/during work, people drink protein shakes during meetings, the break room fridge is full of chicken breasts, all small talk consists of gym talk

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Anon becomes a simp | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 55 KB JPG 08/06/22(Sat)19:37:58 No.69704546 >be me >neet but doesnt matter cause parents are rich so I can game all day >be one day >dad tells sister and I that he got a new debit card that we can use to order ubers and food so we wouldnt have to worry about transport or food >be happy >order from different restaurants until I find a burger joint >order a burger and add some notes >get a call >its a cutie that works there asking me to clarify some things >sweetest voice I've ever heard, like no other >fall in love >start ordering daily and sometimes twice a day >even tip the restaurant sometimes so she notices me >add complex notes to keep getting calls from her >be a month and a half later >mom starts acting like a bitch because i've gotten a bit chubby and dad says I've spend like a thousand dollars >dad tells us he's going to cancel the card because we abused them >sister runs crying to her room like the bitch she is >they also tell me I really f----- up and that i should go in a f------ diet >go to my room ashamed and cry a bit >can't talk to the cutie anymore >be a week later and mom feeds me vegetables like a f------ baby >be another week later get a call from the burger joint >w--.jpg >answer and I hear her angelical voice >she asks if everything's alright since I hadn't ordered anything and i used to order daily >explain the situation and she says she understands and they're going to miss me anons this is the closest ive been to feel like i belong somewhere and this f------ took this from me. this s--- is literally how patricides happen
: Anonymous 55 KB JPG 08/06/22(Sat)19:37:58 No.69704546 >be me >neet but doesnt matter cause parents are rich so I can game all day >be one day >dad tells sister and I that he got a new debit card that we can use to order ubers and food so we wouldnt have to worry about transport or food >be happy >order from different restaurants until I find a burger joint >order a burger and add some notes >get a call >its a cutie that works there asking me to clarify some things >sweetest voice I've ever heard, like no other >fall in love >start ordering daily and sometimes twice a day >even tip the restaurant sometimes so she notices me >add complex notes to keep getting calls from her >be a month and a half later >mom starts acting like a bitch because i've gotten a bit chubby and dad says I've spend like a thousand dollars >dad tells us he's going to cancel the card because we abused them >sister runs crying to her room like the bitch she is >they also tell me I really f----- up and that i should go in a f------ diet >go to my room ashamed and cry a bit >can't talk to the cutie anymore >be a week later and mom feeds me vegetables like a f------ baby >be another week later get a call from the burger joint >w--.jpg >answer and I hear her angelical voice >she asks if everything's alright since I hadn't ordered anything and i used to order daily >explain the situation and she says she understands and they're going to miss me anons this is the closest ive been to feel like i belong somewhere and this f------ took this from me. this s--- is literally how patricides happen

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Anons repressed memory | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/06/22(Sat)15:52:30 No.69699577 holy f--- this memory just came back to me i gotta share it. >in highschool senior year >at the end of the day wait in the cafeteria for busses because outcast loser with no friends and no drivers license because lazy failure so nobody to drive me or way to drive home myself a girl i think was maybe a year under mine started talking to me because we were both in there every day waiting >i'm social retard so i respond to every sentence of her in short monotone mumbles the next couple of days she asks me for my insagram 41 KB JPG >too autistic to tell her i don't have instagram >she was very clearly trying to be friends with me, even said "you always seem alone you should have a friend" >eventually decide to hide in the bathrooms to avoid her at the end of the day because talking to her makes me nearly have anxiety attack and also makes me sweat gallons this is why i will die alone
: Anonymous 08/06/22(Sat)15:52:30 No.69699577 holy f--- this memory just came back to me i gotta share it. >in highschool senior year >at the end of the day wait in the cafeteria for busses because outcast loser with no friends and no drivers license because lazy failure so nobody to drive me or way to drive home myself a girl i think was maybe a year under mine started talking to me because we were both in there every day waiting >i'm social retard so i respond to every sentence of her in short monotone mumbles the next couple of days she asks me for my insagram 41 KB JPG >too autistic to tell her i don't have instagram >she was very clearly trying to be friends with me, even said "you always seem alone you should have a friend" >eventually decide to hide in the bathrooms to avoid her at the end of the day because talking to her makes me nearly have anxiety attack and also makes me sweat gallons this is why i will die alone

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Can confirm it works. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous akmator: 14 KB JPG >profit 05/21/17(Sun)14:36:47 No.733287790 >go on akinator >say yes when asked if your character is a p----star >answer in accordance to what you want your p----star to look like >akinator gives you a hand-picked p----star to fit your preferences
Anonymous akmator: 14 KB JPG >profit 05/21/17(Sun)14:36:47 No.733287790 >go on akinator >say yes when asked if your character is a p----star >answer in accordance to what you want your p----star to look like >akinator gives you a hand-picked p----star to fit your preferences

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Anon Plays League With a Friend | /r/Greentext

1h (8/1 5:07) 394103297 PNG 1MB (1280 × 1542) 4 Replies >mid main >start duoing with a guy >win a lot together >asks me to play support with him >win even more as bot lane duo >he mystery gifts me a skin (he says) after he completes a promotion >it's an e-girl janna skin >feel obligated to use it for a few games, don't mind playing janna anyways >he starts joking about me being his discord kitten and gifts me more e-girl skins over time >end up basically only playing enchanters for him >eventually i change my ign to match his in an e-couple way as a joke >6 months later >he's boosted me to diamond and gotten me a lot of skins, only cutesy ones though >only refers to me as his gf and kitten now, even though I'm a guy and we voice chat together >wants me to start taking HRT as thanks for everything I'm not so sure it's a joke anymore
1h (8/1 5:07) 394103297 PNG 1MB (1280 × 1542) 4 Replies >mid main >start duoing with a guy >win a lot together >asks me to play support with him >win even more as bot lane duo >he mystery gifts me a skin (he says) after he completes a promotion >it's an e-girl janna skin >feel obligated to use it for a few games, don't mind playing janna anyways >he starts joking about me being his discord kitten and gifts me more e-girl skins over time >end up basically only playing enchanters for him >eventually i change my ign to match his in an e-couple way as a joke >6 months later >he's boosted me to diamond and gotten me a lot of skins, only cutesy ones though >only refers to me as his gf and kitten now, even though I'm a guy and we voice chat together >wants me to start taking HRT as thanks for everything I'm not so sure it's a joke anymore

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Anon is racist | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.62 MB GIF animals Checkmate. 4 Replies 08/06/22(Sat)03:05:09 No.883390828 >lefties like BBC >they like it because it is degrading >so they are saying that getting f----- by a n----- is degrading >to them getting f----- by a n----- is like getting f----- by an animal >they are implying that n------ are View Thread
: Anonymous 1.62 MB GIF animals Checkmate. 4 Replies 08/06/22(Sat)03:05:09 No.883390828 >lefties like BBC >they like it because it is degrading >so they are saying that getting f----- by a n----- is degrading >to them getting f----- by a n----- is like getting f----- by an animal >they are implying that n------ are View Thread

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anon gets a haircut | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/29/18(Tue)12:49:54 No.45755456 YgmcQik.jpg 46 KB JPG >try to get a Chad haircut >comes out looking like pic related What the f--- am I doing wrong? I went to a proper hair stylist that cost $100. Should I shave it all off?
: Anonymous 05/29/18(Tue)12:49:54 No.45755456 YgmcQik.jpg 46 KB JPG >try to get a Chad haircut >comes out looking like pic related What the f--- am I doing wrong? I went to a proper hair stylist that cost $100. Should I shave it all off?

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Anon isnt a tongue user | /r/Greentext

xxxx 10000000000 GUARDAR 207 KB JPG > be me > 19, virgin > talking to one 7/10qt > we went out > everything was fine > we were holding hands etc > "I have to pick something from my house anon do you want to go with me?" > "ok" > we sit on the bed > was completely nervous > we started cuddling > kiss > we started kissing and I said > "Not with a tongue please" > she stopped and started deeply staring to my eyes > "we should go" > she told me that it was a nice date but in her face I could see the disgust > What have I done ow Idk anons why did I say it. My point is that I how to use tongue during kissing so I didnt want to be awkward. Why am I such a retard
xxxx 10000000000 GUARDAR 207 KB JPG > be me > 19, virgin > talking to one 7/10qt > we went out > everything was fine > we were holding hands etc > "I have to pick something from my house anon do you want to go with me?" > "ok" > we sit on the bed > was completely nervous > we started cuddling > kiss > we started kissing and I said > "Not with a tongue please" > she stopped and started deeply staring to my eyes > "we should go" > she told me that it was a nice date but in her face I could see the disgust > What have I done ow Idk anons why did I say it. My point is that I how to use tongue during kissing so I didnt want to be awkward. Why am I such a retard

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GENDER REVEAL | /r/Greentext

4 Replies 45KB GENDER REVEAL >have an Iranian online friend >he is secretly an atheist and basically a liberal >I tell him everything about western women >he changes his mind and becomes a muslim again
4 Replies 45KB GENDER REVEAL >have an Iranian online friend >he is secretly an atheist and basically a liberal >I tell him everything about western women >he changes his mind and becomes a muslim again

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Anon believes the Unabomber | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 02ePMJ4O 90 KB JPG 30 KB JPG 08/06/22(Sat)07:37:01 No.389954269 Anonymous (ID: 5EKBBGGR >>389955019 # >be me >go outside to concrete jungle >the unabomber was right 08/06/22(Sat)07:39:41 No.389954514 >>389954269 (OP) # >be me >born in the darkness >molded by it
Anonymous (ID: 02ePMJ4O 90 KB JPG 30 KB JPG 08/06/22(Sat)07:37:01 No.389954269 Anonymous (ID: 5EKBBGGR >>389955019 # >be me >go outside to concrete jungle >the unabomber was right 08/06/22(Sat)07:39:41 No.389954514 >>389954269 (OP) # >be me >born in the darkness >molded by it

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The only pussy in Anons life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 08/06/22(Sat)21:07:03 No.69701360 How do I get my cat to run away or die? I f------ hate this thing Anonymous >>69701360 (OP) # its you again, just give it to a shelter dummy : Anonymous feed it chocolate mf. 08/06/22(Sat)21:10:16 No.69701373 08/06/22(Sat)21:31:14 No.69701492 : Anonymous 08/06/22(Sat)21:36:06 No.69701534 your cat is probably the only thing in your life that actually loves you
: Anonymous 30 KB JPG 08/06/22(Sat)21:07:03 No.69701360 How do I get my cat to run away or die? I f------ hate this thing Anonymous >>69701360 (OP) # its you again, just give it to a shelter dummy : Anonymous feed it chocolate mf. 08/06/22(Sat)21:10:16 No.69701373 08/06/22(Sat)21:31:14 No.69701492 : Anonymous 08/06/22(Sat)21:36:06 No.69701534 your cat is probably the only thing in your life that actually loves you

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Anon hates Reddit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 30 03/21/21(Sun)13:31:17 I fluking hate redditors with a passion man No.62844206 25 KB JPG > Me about a week ago > Feeling depressed, tell a story about my s----- prom experience where I hid at a Chick-fil-A all night > Next morning, see my f------ greentext at the top of my page on Reddit > Has like 5k karma, and all the comments are either failing to summon the f------ tendiebot or are asking about the anime wojack I used > You fa ots are probably reading this on r/greentext right now f--- you
: Anonymous 30 03/21/21(Sun)13:31:17 I fluking hate redditors with a passion man No.62844206 25 KB JPG > Me about a week ago > Feeling depressed, tell a story about my s----- prom experience where I hid at a Chick-fil-A all night > Next morning, see my f------ greentext at the top of my page on Reddit > Has like 5k karma, and all the comments are either failing to summon the f------ tendiebot or are asking about the anime wojack I used > You fa ots are probably reading this on r/greentext right now f--- you

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