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Anon is gay | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 35 KB JPG 12/18/21 (Sat)14:04:41 No.66614926 >tfw too intelligent for heterosexuality Being gay is my only hope of finding a partner even close to my intellectual league. 12/18/21 (Sat)15:40:12 No.66616042 : Anonymous Are you from Ancient Greece or something
: Anonymous 35 KB JPG 12/18/21 (Sat)14:04:41 No.66614926 >tfw too intelligent for heterosexuality Being gay is my only hope of finding a partner even close to my intellectual league. 12/18/21 (Sat)15:40:12 No.66616042 : Anonymous Are you from Ancient Greece or something

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Anon is british | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 08/25/22(Thu)21:20:19 No.18281621 >>18281606 # >be british soldier fighting putin's new army >see 4 of my brothers die today >kill 7 men today >walk 3 kilometers back to base today 50 KB PNG >sit down to eat >open MRE >only thing in there is a toast sandwich >>18281629 # >>18281701 # >>18282936 # >>18288118 # >>18289038 # >>18290294 #
Anonymous 08/25/22(Thu)21:20:19 No.18281621 >>18281606 # >be british soldier fighting putin's new army >see 4 of my brothers die today >kill 7 men today >walk 3 kilometers back to base today 50 KB PNG >sit down to eat >open MRE >only thing in there is a toast sandwich >>18281629 # >>18281701 # >>18282936 # >>18288118 # >>18289038 # >>18290294 #

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Anon has a Switch | /r/Greentext

TUDM IMG_01849.jpg 135 KB JPG The controller for the Switch is really pissing me off. Are there any sales or discounts for the pro one or any third party controller that works? This is retarded and I can't play monster hunter properly.
TUDM IMG_01849.jpg 135 KB JPG The controller for the Switch is really pissing me off. Are there any sales or discounts for the pro one or any third party controller that works? This is retarded and I can't play monster hunter properly.

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Anon gets assaulted by a Pokemon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue) 20:21:43 No.51281561 Pokemon-Fan-Makes-Rocky-Road-Geodude-Chocolate.jpg 134 KB JPG >go hiking >accidentally step on Geodude, mistaking it for a regular rock >get slugged like an MMA fighter ITT post bad encounters you've had with Pokémon
: Anonymous 08/23/22(Tue) 20:21:43 No.51281561 Pokemon-Fan-Makes-Rocky-Road-Geodude-Chocolate.jpg 134 KB JPG >go hiking >accidentally step on Geodude, mistaking it for a regular rock >get slugged like an MMA fighter ITT post bad encounters you've had with Pokémon

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Anon is danish | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: IGKV1IKW F--- dreams 08/28/22(Sun)19:28:50 No.16030922 >have sex with gf >it's f------ amazing as always >two other people in the room next door >she suddenly has to go >says nothing >I go ask the people in the other room where she went >they tell me I should call her and ask her myself >I wake up >brain not properly functioning yet >grabs phone and go to dial her number >suddenly realise we broke up two months ago I miss her so f------ much 984 KB GIF
: Anonymous (ID: IGKV1IKW F--- dreams 08/28/22(Sun)19:28:50 No.16030922 >have sex with gf >it's f------ amazing as always >two other people in the room next door >she suddenly has to go >says nothing >I go ask the people in the other room where she went >they tell me I should call her and ask her myself >I wake up >brain not properly functioning yet >grabs phone and go to dial her number >suddenly realise we broke up two months ago I miss her so f------ much 984 KB GIF

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Femanon's bf is practicing for their wedding | /r/Greentext

/lgbt/ Anonymous 65 1.57 MB GIF 02/15/21(Mon)20:50:50 No.19102106 >top bf randomly lifts me up and carries me >ask him why he's doing this >he says he's getting practice for our wedding day kjdsfsfsifsuijhdetiuyu View Thread
/lgbt/ Anonymous 65 1.57 MB GIF 02/15/21(Mon)20:50:50 No.19102106 >top bf randomly lifts me up and carries me >ask him why he's doing this >he says he's getting practice for our wedding day kjdsfsfsifsuijhdetiuyu View Thread

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Alienon visits /pol/ | /r/Greentext

1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex igdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No.113899337 >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564 >>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) 102/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No.113902240 >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned
1487814942468.jpg (11 KB, 247x327) google yandex igdb wait Anonymous (ID: 69LMhPIK) 02/22/17(Wed)19:53:55 No.113899337 >>113900328 >>113900346 >>113900361 >>113900362 >>113900564 >>113900 >>113902357 >>113902550 >>113903181 >>113903295 Be prepared. This is not a warning, this is a threat. We are coming. We will not be persuaded by your leaders or your people. You have been warned. Anonymous (ID: eBF2YQ/3) 102/22/17(Wed)19:54:36 No.113899432 Anonymous (ID: 4qAUTGgi) 02/22/17(Wed)20:15:05 No.113902240 >>113899432 aliens confirmed retarded >>113899337 (OP) >this is not a warning >you have been warned

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Anon trashes his moldy Cartman plush | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/32/20 (Fri)19:28:28 No.843733724 20210101_184026.jpg 1.29 MB JPG Had to trash this poor fella today. Had him since I was a kid, but now his eyes are too moldy and just unsafe to keep. Farewell, Cartman Plush.
Anonymous 12/32/20 (Fri)19:28:28 No.843733724 20210101_184026.jpg 1.29 MB JPG Had to trash this poor fella today. Had him since I was a kid, but now his eyes are too moldy and just unsafe to keep. Farewell, Cartman Plush.

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Period piece | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Are women actually stupid? Daddy 78 KB JPG 08/29/22(Mon) 04:19:36 No.70005875 >female friend complaining about period cramps >offer her some painkillers I had >not hitting on her just trying to help >her friend says that pill won't work because it's not period specific and I wouldn't get it because i'm a male >fuckingwhat.jpg >it's a f------ pain killer it kills pain >have to google it in front of her to prove she's wrong >"ugh whatever" >female friend rejects the medicine I still don't get it
: Anonymous Are women actually stupid? Daddy 78 KB JPG 08/29/22(Mon) 04:19:36 No.70005875 >female friend complaining about period cramps >offer her some painkillers I had >not hitting on her just trying to help >her friend says that pill won't work because it's not period specific and I wouldn't get it because i'm a male >fuckingwhat.jpg >it's a f------ pain killer it kills pain >have to google it in front of her to prove she's wrong >"ugh whatever" >female friend rejects the medicine I still don't get it

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Anon writes a poem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous /fit/ Poetry Corner 15 KB JPG 07/24/21 (Sat)20:26:33 No.62728875 a poem >There once was a surgeon named Keith >Who circumcised men with his teeth >'Twas not for leisure, or sexual pleasure >But to get at the cheese underneath thank you
: Anonymous /fit/ Poetry Corner 15 KB JPG 07/24/21 (Sat)20:26:33 No.62728875 a poem >There once was a surgeon named Keith >Who circumcised men with his teeth >'Twas not for leisure, or sexual pleasure >But to get at the cheese underneath thank you

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anon has a point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/01/21(Fri)01:21:13 No.65585458 >Woman: I'm bisexual teehee >shows zero sexual interest in other women >Men: I'm 100% straight >likes trap and femboy s---, uses euphemisms like "bussy" Why do people do this?
: Anonymous 7 KB JPG 10/01/21(Fri)01:21:13 No.65585458 >Woman: I'm bisexual teehee >shows zero sexual interest in other women >Men: I'm 100% straight >likes trap and femboy s---, uses euphemisms like "bussy" Why do people do this?

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anon gets sick | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: tU0d TroQ 576 KB PNG 10/11/19(Fri)06:42:29 No.229478329 >be american >get sick >go backrupt View Thread
: Anonymous (ID: tU0d TroQ 576 KB PNG 10/11/19(Fri)06:42:29 No.229478329 >be american >get sick >go backrupt View Thread

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Anon is delusional | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I want to control men even tho(...) 123 KB JPG 08/29/22(Mon)17:04:16 No.70004738 I want to own a man as a pet, and make him my bitch-servant. I want him to grovel and kneel at my feet and humiliate him despite me being rather ugly and undesirable as a woman. I can't stand the thought of submitting to any man. I'd rather be the one in charge, me all, me. I want to control every aspect of his life to the point where he feels like he can't live without me. I might be on bipolar meds, and ok yes, I did have an abusive father. But stereotypes are not the rule. And just because I hate certain men doesn't mean I don't want to be in control. 32 Replies / 9 Images View Thread
Anonymous I want to control men even tho(...) 123 KB JPG 08/29/22(Mon)17:04:16 No.70004738 I want to own a man as a pet, and make him my bitch-servant. I want him to grovel and kneel at my feet and humiliate him despite me being rather ugly and undesirable as a woman. I can't stand the thought of submitting to any man. I'd rather be the one in charge, me all, me. I want to control every aspect of his life to the point where he feels like he can't live without me. I might be on bipolar meds, and ok yes, I did have an abusive father. But stereotypes are not the rule. And just because I hate certain men doesn't mean I don't want to be in control. 32 Replies / 9 Images View Thread

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anon shouldnt've asked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)14:59:45 No.95661009 What should I watch, boys? your weight IMAG0052.jpg 1016 KB JPG 03/08/18(Thu)15:00:21 No.95661032 >>95661071 # >>95661160 # >>95661164 # >>95661211 # >>95661217 # >>95661236 # >>95661273 # >>95661314 # >>95661386 # >>95661496 # >>95661551 # >>95661845 #
: Anonymous Anonymous 03/08/18(Thu)14:59:45 No.95661009 What should I watch, boys? your weight IMAG0052.jpg 1016 KB JPG 03/08/18(Thu)15:00:21 No.95661032 >>95661071 # >>95661160 # >>95661164 # >>95661211 # >>95661217 # >>95661236 # >>95661273 # >>95661314 # >>95661386 # >>95661496 # >>95661551 # >>95661845 #

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Transanon will never be | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 75 KB JPG 08/27/22(Sat) 13:20:01 No.27377050 >CIS roommate and "bestfriend" suddenly shows interest in a guy after I told her I find him attractive >last evening >they were watching Game of Thrones >she was very loudly flirting with him while I was cleaning the sink What the f--- do I do now?
: Anonymous 75 KB JPG 08/27/22(Sat) 13:20:01 No.27377050 >CIS roommate and "bestfriend" suddenly shows interest in a guy after I told her I find him attractive >last evening >they were watching Game of Thrones >she was very loudly flirting with him while I was cleaning the sink What the f--- do I do now?

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Anon is making it | /r/Greentext

File: 5CF0BD3E-B549-44CF-B3B2-2(...).jpg (20 KB, 400x400) I'm making it Anonymous (ID: 6cZwx2tP) + 08/28/22(Sun)20:58:10 No.392989318>>392989435 >>392989447 >>392989521 >>392989574 >>392989604 >>392989697 >>392990034 >>392990165 >>392990193 >>392990910 >>392991399 >>392991602 >>392991619 >>392991658>>392991664 >>392991775 >>392991890 >>392992069 >>392992158 >>392992356 >>392992361 >>392992373 >>392992417 >>392992543 >>392992571 >>392993036 >>392993175 >>392993235 >>392993371 >>392994219 >>392995488 >>392995533 >>392995670 >>392995848 >>392996159 >>392997138 >>392997965 >>392999548 >be me >night shift at McDonald's full time >minimum wage, no sleep >smell like grease, s--- money, surrounded by foreigners >See my ex with another guy >Pakistani manager is gay and hitting on me >fuckthis.jpeg >this can't go on any longer >professionally print resumes with nice card stock >buy a nice outfit >start applying to bars in my city >get hired within two weeks of looking at a fun bar where I can pull hundreds in tips a night I start tomorrow. I snapped. I had enough and wanted better for myself. Please don't give up Anons. We are all going to make it.
File: 5CF0BD3E-B549-44CF-B3B2-2(...).jpg (20 KB, 400x400) I'm making it Anonymous (ID: 6cZwx2tP) + 08/28/22(Sun)20:58:10 No.392989318>>392989435 >>392989447 >>392989521 >>392989574 >>392989604 >>392989697 >>392990034 >>392990165 >>392990193 >>392990910 >>392991399 >>392991602 >>392991619 >>392991658>>392991664 >>392991775 >>392991890 >>392992069 >>392992158 >>392992356 >>392992361 >>392992373 >>392992417 >>392992543 >>392992571 >>392993036 >>392993175 >>392993235 >>392993371 >>392994219 >>392995488 >>392995533 >>392995670 >>392995848 >>392996159 >>392997138 >>392997965 >>392999548 >be me >night shift at McDonald's full time >minimum wage, no sleep >smell like grease, s--- money, surrounded by foreigners >See my ex with another guy >Pakistani manager is gay and hitting on me >fuckthis.jpeg >this can't go on any longer >professionally print resumes with nice card stock >buy a nice outfit >start applying to bars in my city >get hired within two weeks of looking at a fun bar where I can pull hundreds in tips a night I start tomorrow. I snapped. I had enough and wanted better for myself. Please don't give up Anons. We are all going to make it.

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So Powerful No Tard Wrangler Can Control Them | /r/Greentext

08/28/22(Sun)16:15:06 No.884676461 >Have you heard the legend of the Bear Fighters? >Humans have 46 chromosomes >This makes them human >Downs Syndrome people have 47 chromosomes. >Downies have an extra chromosome >That means that Downies aren't human. They're something else >In some countries laws don't matter. You can explain things and do things. Like 47 chromosomes means they aren't human. : Anonymous 83 KB JPG >So human laws don't apply. Just animal laws >In some countries animal fighting is against the law. In some countries animal fighting is just fine >In some of those countries you can watch animals fight bears. Ever seen a badger fight a bear? It's not as one sided as you think, but eventually the bear wins. It's hard to beat the bear. >There's one country that's different. They understand that Downies aren't people. They understand that 47 chromosomes changes the rules >In that country rich men from all over the world go to watch retards fight bears >It's call The Bear Wars, and the retards are the Bear Fighters >Fifty years, and the bears always lose This is the Legend of the Bear Fighter
08/28/22(Sun)16:15:06 No.884676461 >Have you heard the legend of the Bear Fighters? >Humans have 46 chromosomes >This makes them human >Downs Syndrome people have 47 chromosomes. >Downies have an extra chromosome >That means that Downies aren't human. They're something else >In some countries laws don't matter. You can explain things and do things. Like 47 chromosomes means they aren't human. : Anonymous 83 KB JPG >So human laws don't apply. Just animal laws >In some countries animal fighting is against the law. In some countries animal fighting is just fine >In some of those countries you can watch animals fight bears. Ever seen a badger fight a bear? It's not as one sided as you think, but eventually the bear wins. It's hard to beat the bear. >There's one country that's different. They understand that Downies aren't people. They understand that 47 chromosomes changes the rules >In that country rich men from all over the world go to watch retards fight bears >It's call The Bear Wars, and the retards are the Bear Fighters >Fifty years, and the bears always lose This is the Legend of the Bear Fighter

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anon uses the metric system | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous MASTER LIKE 133 KB PNG 12/19/21(Sun)06:00:48 No.868894586 : Anonymous >be me >179cm >world is basically designed for men >medium size clothes are always carried >don't hit my head on things but also can reach s--- 112 KR IPG me >not noticeably short except next to exceptionally tall people >still larger than the vast majority of women and about half of all How the f--- do people come to the conclusion there's a better height than this 12/19/21(Sun)06:03:24 No.868894667 >>868894586 (OP) # w-- is a cm
: Anonymous MASTER LIKE 133 KB PNG 12/19/21(Sun)06:00:48 No.868894586 : Anonymous >be me >179cm >world is basically designed for men >medium size clothes are always carried >don't hit my head on things but also can reach s--- 112 KR IPG me >not noticeably short except next to exceptionally tall people >still larger than the vast majority of women and about half of all How the f--- do people come to the conclusion there's a better height than this 12/19/21(Sun)06:03:24 No.868894667 >>868894586 (OP) # w-- is a cm

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anon becomes self aware | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: oeyqgb4W) 07/10/22(Sun)23:14:44 No.15697778 F9A1C2CF-09A6-408F-AA63-D82221E2ED3A.jpg 30 KB JPG >have you ever thought that maybe, if you didn't despise women so much, you might have an easier time getting with women?
Anonymous (ID: oeyqgb4W) 07/10/22(Sun)23:14:44 No.15697778 F9A1C2CF-09A6-408F-AA63-D82221E2ED3A.jpg 30 KB JPG >have you ever thought that maybe, if you didn't despise women so much, you might have an easier time getting with women?

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Anon has autism | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What moment did you realize th(...) Please be patient I have autism OO >be senior in high school >stay after classes for some extracurricular s--- >finish up and get up to leave but it's raining outside >suddenly see 7/10 latina sit down next to me >had a huge crush on her for over a year, mostly because she's the only girl who would go out of her way to talk to me 08/28/22(Sun)19:50:12 No.70000360 118 KB PNG >"anon, do you like me?" >freeze like a deer in headlights >"my friend said you do, and I liked you for a while" >no idea how to respond >"want to wait together until the rain stops?" >brain completely shuts down >mumble an excuse about needing to walk my dog >get up and sprint 4 miles home in the middle of a thunderstorm >mfw she started dating a mexican chad the following week >mfw I don't have a dog
: Anonymous What moment did you realize th(...) Please be patient I have autism OO >be senior in high school >stay after classes for some extracurricular s--- >finish up and get up to leave but it's raining outside >suddenly see 7/10 latina sit down next to me >had a huge crush on her for over a year, mostly because she's the only girl who would go out of her way to talk to me 08/28/22(Sun)19:50:12 No.70000360 118 KB PNG >"anon, do you like me?" >freeze like a deer in headlights >"my friend said you do, and I liked you for a while" >no idea how to respond >"want to wait together until the rain stops?" >brain completely shuts down >mumble an excuse about needing to walk my dog >get up and sprint 4 miles home in the middle of a thunderstorm >mfw she started dating a mexican chad the following week >mfw I don't have a dog

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