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: Anonymous 93 KB JPG 11/25/22(Fri)11:10:40 No.174185718 Had another stare fight with an arab today 11/25/22(Fri)11:12:27 No.174185771 Anonymous >>174185718 (OP) # How long did you spend looking in the mirror? >>174186103 # >>174186320 # >>174186455 # >>174186458 # >>174186559 # >>174186577 # >>174187073 # >>174187498 # >>174187545 # >>174187559 # >>174187870 # >>174188472 #
: Anonymous 93 KB JPG 11/25/22(Fri)11:10:40 No.174185718 Had another stare fight with an arab today 11/25/22(Fri)11:12:27 No.174185771 Anonymous >>174185718 (OP) # How long did you spend looking in the mirror? >>174186103 # >>174186320 # >>174186455 # >>174186458 # >>174186559 # >>174186577 # >>174187073 # >>174187498 # >>174187545 # >>174187559 # >>174187870 # >>174188472 #

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The quest for perfection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 וקשרט 1-פוד מדברי מ,ne 1018342643521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house
: Anonymous 08/03/21(Tue)12:57:47 No.80646293 וקשרט 1-פוד מדברי מ,ne 1018342643521.jpg 39 KB JPG >>80645680 # >every morning I break out of my house >every night I break in >I do not sleep >I only repair the damage and perfect my defenses >I hunger for the day that I am either entombed forever or effectively exiled from my own house

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anon is given a reason | /r/Greentext

MKE 152KiB, 564x700, 3b0982801058a53cd9458bf44104a218.jpg I'll wait. mappy Mon 21 Nov 2022 01:51:19 No.71068687 Quoted By: >>71068697 >>71068730 >>71068738 >>71068741 >>71068744 >>71068820 >>71068829 >>71068845 Give me ONE (1) good reason why consensual sex with children and adolescents should be illegal. View 1652829034074.jpg, 51KiB, 735x749 Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 02:08:46 No.71068820 >>71068687 Here's a reason: I'll kill you.
MKE 152KiB, 564x700, 3b0982801058a53cd9458bf44104a218.jpg I'll wait. mappy Mon 21 Nov 2022 01:51:19 No.71068687 Quoted By: >>71068697 >>71068730 >>71068738 >>71068741 >>71068744 >>71068820 >>71068829 >>71068845 Give me ONE (1) good reason why consensual sex with children and adolescents should be illegal. View 1652829034074.jpg, 51KiB, 735x749 Anonymous Mon 21 Nov 2022 02:08:46 No.71068820 >>71068687 Here's a reason: I'll kill you.

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LETS GO GOHAN | /r/Greentext

7:29 File: images.jpg (8 KB, 259x194) 09/15/22(Thu)20:24:03 No.170913787 » >>170913839 >>170913859 >>170913974>>170913975 >>170914120 >>170914224 >>170914623 >>170915957 >>170916170 Anonymous I was just in a McDonald's and there was a group of Mexican kids crowded around a laptop watching the Dragonball Z Cell VS Gohan fight at full volume in Spanish Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu)20:26:54 No.170913839 ) Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu) 20:28:14 No.170913859 >>170913943 >>170914602 >>170913787 (OP) # Based
7:29 File: images.jpg (8 KB, 259x194) 09/15/22(Thu)20:24:03 No.170913787 » >>170913839 >>170913859 >>170913974>>170913975 >>170914120 >>170914224 >>170914623 >>170915957 >>170916170 Anonymous I was just in a McDonald's and there was a group of Mexican kids crowded around a laptop watching the Dragonball Z Cell VS Gohan fight at full volume in Spanish Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu)20:26:54 No.170913839 ) Anonymous 09/15/22(Thu) 20:28:14 No.170913859 >>170913943 >>170914602 >>170913787 (OP) # Based

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A gym bro poops | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)02:02:40 No.61176759 >>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc 30 KB JPG >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros >>61176799 # >>61176803 # >>61176818 # >>61176835 # >>61176906 # >>61177071 # >>61177082 # >>61177707 # >>61178136 # >>61178305 # >>61178347 # >>61180691 # >>61180954 # >>61181008 # >>61181103 # >>61181379 # >>61181411 # >>61181495 # >>61182203 # >>61182814 # >>61183557 # >>61184670 # >>61186047 # >>61189269 # >>61189836 # >>61190546 # >>61190628 # >>61191467 # >>61192021 # >>61192975 # >>61193164 #
: Anonymous 04/27/21(Tue)02:02:40 No.61176759 >>61173933 (OP) # F--- I can actually relate to this >first month in gym >getting used to talking with people, gym lingo, not being intimidated by people using the weights etc 30 KB JPG >need to take a mad s--- >go to the bathroom, all the stalls are occupied >brain is on full autopilot >knock and ask the guy "how many sets do you have left in there" >realize what I just said >hear the guy inside say what the f--- man >all others laughing >run out and don't come back for a few days >realize no one found out It still keeps me up at night bros >>61176799 # >>61176803 # >>61176818 # >>61176835 # >>61176906 # >>61177071 # >>61177082 # >>61177707 # >>61178136 # >>61178305 # >>61178347 # >>61180691 # >>61180954 # >>61181008 # >>61181103 # >>61181379 # >>61181411 # >>61181495 # >>61182203 # >>61182814 # >>61183557 # >>61184670 # >>61186047 # >>61189269 # >>61189836 # >>61190546 # >>61190628 # >>61191467 # >>61192021 # >>61192975 # >>61193164 #

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Convergence to the mean | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)22:25:11 No.71121703 in high school: >bookish nerd girl >annoying weeb girl >goth girl >lesbian-leaning but not fully gay girl and then later in college: >95% of all of them go on to become relatively normalfag, get bf(s) and sleep around and party yet that doesn't happen to men. obviously some men go the normalfag route but in my experience it'd be significantly less a percentage, maybe 40% of those who aren't already that inclined go normalfag mode so why is this? are women just more pack animals? why do they shed their identity in that transition period?
: Anonymous 39 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)22:25:11 No.71121703 in high school: >bookish nerd girl >annoying weeb girl >goth girl >lesbian-leaning but not fully gay girl and then later in college: >95% of all of them go on to become relatively normalfag, get bf(s) and sleep around and party yet that doesn't happen to men. obviously some men go the normalfag route but in my experience it'd be significantly less a percentage, maybe 40% of those who aren't already that inclined go normalfag mode so why is this? are women just more pack animals? why do they shed their identity in that transition period?

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Anon eats a fruit | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: +S119ZSS) 10/17/21(Sun)06:47:16 No.343743417 >>343743182 (OP) # do you guys eat kiwis whole or are you like those f--- that cuts them in half and then eats with a gay little spoon or maybe even worse you peel them? >>343743509 # >>343743643 # >>343743759 # >>343743863 # >>343743965 # >>343744096 # >>343745021 # >>343746849 # >>343746931 # >>343747017 # >>343747145 # >>343751959 # : Anonymous (ID: 82Z140hR) 96 KB JPG 10/17/21(Sun)06:52:53 No.343743759 >>343743417 # I cut them in half and eat them with a gay little spoon, on a f------ dainty napkin. I'm a civilized human being, you troglodyte. My thousands of ancestors didn't live and die in hardship for me to sit here and eat kiwis like a f------ ape. >>343743871 # >>343743958 # >>343744488 # >>343746728 # >>343748965 # >>343751675 # >>343766289 # >>343767502 # >>343772336 # >>343772728 #
: Anonymous (ID: +S119ZSS) 10/17/21(Sun)06:47:16 No.343743417 >>343743182 (OP) # do you guys eat kiwis whole or are you like those f--- that cuts them in half and then eats with a gay little spoon or maybe even worse you peel them? >>343743509 # >>343743643 # >>343743759 # >>343743863 # >>343743965 # >>343744096 # >>343745021 # >>343746849 # >>343746931 # >>343747017 # >>343747145 # >>343751959 # : Anonymous (ID: 82Z140hR) 96 KB JPG 10/17/21(Sun)06:52:53 No.343743759 >>343743417 # I cut them in half and eat them with a gay little spoon, on a f------ dainty napkin. I'm a civilized human being, you troglodyte. My thousands of ancestors didn't live and die in hardship for me to sit here and eat kiwis like a f------ ape. >>343743871 # >>343743958 # >>343744488 # >>343746728 # >>343748965 # >>343751675 # >>343766289 # >>343767502 # >>343772336 # >>343772728 #

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Reality bites | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous What Did You Eat for Thanksgiv(...) Bagel Bites Pizza Snacks! 2D 3.43 MB JPG No.71121473 >Had to stay overnight at work >Come home exhausted bc only 3 hours of sleep >Realize I have no food >F--- me >Walk to store and buy frozen food that will probably kill me 11/24/22(Thu)22:01:32 someday >Spend an hour at the store getting like 3 things bc Thanksgiving day >Live in a different state from family now >Think about having Thanksgiving at my Grandmas house with my entire extended family as a kid while I sit on the floor of my un-furnished apartment eating Bagel Bites >Grandma is dead now >Parents split up last year out of the blue >Its too awkward to talk to my sisters because Ive been away so long and everything has changed >I know Im upset by this on some level, but Ive been clinically depressed for years and I just dont feel anything most days now Bagel Bites are pretty f------ tasty tho, so I guess Im aight
: Anonymous What Did You Eat for Thanksgiv(...) Bagel Bites Pizza Snacks! 2D 3.43 MB JPG No.71121473 >Had to stay overnight at work >Come home exhausted bc only 3 hours of sleep >Realize I have no food >F--- me >Walk to store and buy frozen food that will probably kill me 11/24/22(Thu)22:01:32 someday >Spend an hour at the store getting like 3 things bc Thanksgiving day >Live in a different state from family now >Think about having Thanksgiving at my Grandmas house with my entire extended family as a kid while I sit on the floor of my un-furnished apartment eating Bagel Bites >Grandma is dead now >Parents split up last year out of the blue >Its too awkward to talk to my sisters because Ive been away so long and everything has changed >I know Im upset by this on some level, but Ive been clinically depressed for years and I just dont feel anything most days now Bagel Bites are pretty f------ tasty tho, so I guess Im aight

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Hail to the chief | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)22:42:10 No.71121849 chief keef has got to be autistic >gets rich >first thing he does is buy a mansion and a bunch of tvs and xboxs >kicked off his label for not showing up to anything >set up his entire house like an arcade with video games everywhere >years later hes still sitting inside playing video games >never had a gf >avoids people except his inner circle >never went back to his old neighborhood never talked to anyone again >gave up his career in music because he prefers sitting inside its ironic so many people worship him and try to copy him
: Anonymous 10 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)22:42:10 No.71121849 chief keef has got to be autistic >gets rich >first thing he does is buy a mansion and a bunch of tvs and xboxs >kicked off his label for not showing up to anything >set up his entire house like an arcade with video games everywhere >years later hes still sitting inside playing video games >never had a gf >avoids people except his inner circle >never went back to his old neighborhood never talked to anyone again >gave up his career in music because he prefers sitting inside its ironic so many people worship him and try to copy him

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anon doesn't have netflix | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >bring a girl home >'what're you in the mood for babe?' >"i don't know honey let's see what's on netflix" >'netflix? i got something better than that pleb s---' >whip out external hard drive >girl is confused >plug it into my xbox >over 900 films >hand her the controller >"Pick whatever you'd like, m'lady" >girl is uncomfortable with all this nerdy sci-fi and capeshit >"uh i don't really know-" >"I SAID PICK SOMETHING" >she starts tearing up >"uh i-is Spider-Man 3 good?" >"Nope, try again" >"should we watch Spawn?" >"NO, ffs" >grab controller from her hand >put on the highest form of kino >Dune (1984), the Alan Smithee cut, of 11/26/22(Sat)00:43:01 No.177201214 course >hand her a bowl of eggs >"eat all of them
: Anonymous >bring a girl home >'what're you in the mood for babe?' >"i don't know honey let's see what's on netflix" >'netflix? i got something better than that pleb s---' >whip out external hard drive >girl is confused >plug it into my xbox >over 900 films >hand her the controller >"Pick whatever you'd like, m'lady" >girl is uncomfortable with all this nerdy sci-fi and capeshit >"uh i don't really know-" >"I SAID PICK SOMETHING" >she starts tearing up >"uh i-is Spider-Man 3 good?" >"Nope, try again" >"should we watch Spawn?" >"NO, ffs" >grab controller from her hand >put on the highest form of kino >Dune (1984), the Alan Smithee cut, of 11/26/22(Sat)00:43:01 No.177201214 course >hand her a bowl of eggs >"eat all of them

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anon wants his phone back | /r/Greentext

File: download (4).jpg (69 KB, 512x512) Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)23:04:55 No.71121513 ► >be me in 11th grade 2017 >6'5 270lbs(chubby) >never had any friends in hs, since i moved to a different high school every year >its only me and mom, we live in a s----- apartment and I give her every cent from my s----- subway job >we get robbed, 2nd time at this apartment, barley had anything so all they took was out s----- tv a 2001 thinkpad and then just broke some s---, probably because they didnt have anything to take >i get home and see everything f----- up, mom is on the couch crying, cant really explain how i felt, was like a 50/50 of wanting to cry and beat the person who made my mom cry until my hand broke >locks changed, even more broke, go to school >i have a iphone 5 that i got a couple Christmases ago, my only way to talk to my mom Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)23:05:25 No.71121517 ► >>71121563 >in my final period of the day class just started and the teacher sees me on my phone >walks up and hold her hand out, says give me your phone ill give it back at the end of class >i give it to her, do my work, class is 5mins from being over so i walk over to her desk and ask for it back "Well since this is your 3rd time having your phone out, it will stay with the bookkeeper till the end of the school year >we argue back and forth for a bit until i ask to just call my mom >she takes my phone out of her desk, hand it to me, i don't open it and just grip it tight in my hand and look at her "Are you going to call her?" >I say nothing "Anon i need your phone back..." >I stare at her harder than I've ever stared at anyone, she's blocked in by her desk and me so she cant move away from me, she is now completely avoiding eye contact >I start to cry for some reason, my hands start to shake, my eyes start to twitch, never felt more rage in my life >This random teacher I've known for 2 months is trying to take away one of the last valuable possessions i have left in my life "OK Anon.. you can have your phone. >I start to my head breathing very heavily (autism) "Anon just go..." >I walk out the door at get on my bus and go home >She never speaks a word to me for the rest of the semester .but if i see it again you aren't getting it back" first part of the sentence, then when she says the 2nd part i turn my head back and stare at her again and tart the door as Did i over react here? I know this was really autistic but i kinda "shut down" from the anger i think. Her trying to take my phone just reminded me of the people that always stole from us and i couldnt handle it.
File: download (4).jpg (69 KB, 512x512) Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)23:04:55 No.71121513 ► >be me in 11th grade 2017 >6'5 270lbs(chubby) >never had any friends in hs, since i moved to a different high school every year >its only me and mom, we live in a s----- apartment and I give her every cent from my s----- subway job >we get robbed, 2nd time at this apartment, barley had anything so all they took was out s----- tv a 2001 thinkpad and then just broke some s---, probably because they didnt have anything to take >i get home and see everything f----- up, mom is on the couch crying, cant really explain how i felt, was like a 50/50 of wanting to cry and beat the person who made my mom cry until my hand broke >locks changed, even more broke, go to school >i have a iphone 5 that i got a couple Christmases ago, my only way to talk to my mom Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)23:05:25 No.71121517 ► >>71121563 >in my final period of the day class just started and the teacher sees me on my phone >walks up and hold her hand out, says give me your phone ill give it back at the end of class >i give it to her, do my work, class is 5mins from being over so i walk over to her desk and ask for it back "Well since this is your 3rd time having your phone out, it will stay with the bookkeeper till the end of the school year >we argue back and forth for a bit until i ask to just call my mom >she takes my phone out of her desk, hand it to me, i don't open it and just grip it tight in my hand and look at her "Are you going to call her?" >I say nothing "Anon i need your phone back..." >I stare at her harder than I've ever stared at anyone, she's blocked in by her desk and me so she cant move away from me, she is now completely avoiding eye contact >I start to cry for some reason, my hands start to shake, my eyes start to twitch, never felt more rage in my life >This random teacher I've known for 2 months is trying to take away one of the last valuable possessions i have left in my life "OK Anon.. you can have your phone. >I start to my head breathing very heavily (autism) "Anon just go..." >I walk out the door at get on my bus and go home >She never speaks a word to me for the rest of the semester .but if i see it again you aren't getting it back" first part of the sentence, then when she says the 2nd part i turn my head back and stare at her again and tart the door as Did i over react here? I know this was really autistic but i kinda "shut down" from the anger i think. Her trying to take my phone just reminded me of the people that always stole from us and i couldnt handle it.

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Anonymous 84 KB PNG 07/04/22(Mon)18:06:59 No.69287144 all you have to do my fellow r9k is be happy >we are focused on getting a woman because there's nothing to do in life >two things you can do in 2020's is get a job and live comfy, then get a woman >these are two "gets" and you don't need anything anymore, whatever else you need/want a job will give them to you, just buy it >you can't "get" a woman, now your world fallen apart and you trying everything until you're 30 and you give up (you should give up), and focus on something else >not everyone will get a car, a house, a gf, a wife, etc; life is different for everyone and the goal is being happy with what you have >find another "get" once you had enough searching for a date and maybe you will find a woman you like along the way good luck
Anonymous 84 KB PNG 07/04/22(Mon)18:06:59 No.69287144 all you have to do my fellow r9k is be happy >we are focused on getting a woman because there's nothing to do in life >two things you can do in 2020's is get a job and live comfy, then get a woman >these are two "gets" and you don't need anything anymore, whatever else you need/want a job will give them to you, just buy it >you can't "get" a woman, now your world fallen apart and you trying everything until you're 30 and you give up (you should give up), and focus on something else >not everyone will get a car, a house, a gf, a wife, etc; life is different for everyone and the goal is being happy with what you have >find another "get" once you had enough searching for a date and maybe you will find a woman you like along the way good luck

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Anon listens to a song | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >be me >14, freshman year of hs, 2015 >kid in my school has been fighting cancer for 9 years due to li- fraumeni syndrome (birth disorder which makes it more likely to develop cancer) >school holds this whole thing for him, we all give him a card and stuff 58 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)23:29:52 No.889659193 >school year ends, they even dedicated the yearbook to him >summer vacation ends >first day of school. first day. he dies >school holds a ceremony for him >ffw to november that year >school i went to had a "rock band" club where anyone who knew how to play an instrument all banded together and held a concert in front of the entire school didn't necessarily have to be just rock but they called it that anyway >girl comes up on stage with acoustic guitar >it's a solo performance >"i'd like to dedicate my performance to (kid who died) and i wish his family well" >begins performance >holyshit.mp4 >it's a f------ sad, slow rendition of jingle bells >awkward silence the whole time except for maybe the occasional chuckle or cough >she leaves the stage and nobody cheers for her, no boos though either >concert ends about 15 minutes later after 3 more songs >find out afterwards that she was yelled at by the nicest teacher for dedicating a joke song to a dead kid >spent the rest of the day sobbing in the gym stairwell because nobody wanted to talk with her anymore >nobody's seen her since well
: Anonymous >be me >14, freshman year of hs, 2015 >kid in my school has been fighting cancer for 9 years due to li- fraumeni syndrome (birth disorder which makes it more likely to develop cancer) >school holds this whole thing for him, we all give him a card and stuff 58 KB JPG 11/24/22(Thu)23:29:52 No.889659193 >school year ends, they even dedicated the yearbook to him >summer vacation ends >first day of school. first day. he dies >school holds a ceremony for him >ffw to november that year >school i went to had a "rock band" club where anyone who knew how to play an instrument all banded together and held a concert in front of the entire school didn't necessarily have to be just rock but they called it that anyway >girl comes up on stage with acoustic guitar >it's a solo performance >"i'd like to dedicate my performance to (kid who died) and i wish his family well" >begins performance >holyshit.mp4 >it's a f------ sad, slow rendition of jingle bells >awkward silence the whole time except for maybe the occasional chuckle or cough >she leaves the stage and nobody cheers for her, no boos though either >concert ends about 15 minutes later after 3 more songs >find out afterwards that she was yelled at by the nicest teacher for dedicating a joke song to a dead kid >spent the rest of the day sobbing in the gym stairwell because nobody wanted to talk with her anymore >nobody's seen her since well

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anon spanks his daughter | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)02:46:26 No.27779787 ► >>27779807 >>27781114 File: 1594093093135.png (3.11 MB, 1438x1080) >>27779030 (OP) >have 9 year old daughter >breaks s--- all the time and draws on the walls (i dont mind the drawing really) >little bitch about a lot of things idk maybe going through a phase cause moms gone > its just me >eventually my girl gets worse and I lose my s--- at her >grab her and start spanking her >with every slap I scold her just like how my mom used to hit me >shes crying of course but doesn't really try and get away >spank her for a solid 30 secounds and stand her up >ask her if shes gonna behave cause I can and will whoop that ass again >she nods her head slowly still tears in her eyes, sniffling and everything >I feel terrible about it but I knew that i had at least left a metaphorical and physical mark on her >shell think twice about doing bad s--- now right? >couple of days later shes back at it again >pulled some girls hair at school >had to pick her up during work hours >get home spank her again >no fight in her >seems like every week shes doing something to get me angry >she finally did something unimaginable >stole my car keys and tried to start the car while I was cooking dinner >run outside and she locks eyes with me >breaks out of the car in a run >I try and chase her but shes to quick >at least shes inside again. >lock car and make a b line straight to her room >enter door way to see her already bent over bed looking back with a scared but mischievous look >says I am sorry daddy >just walk back into the kitchen and continue cooking dinner >never spanked her again
Anonymous 11/24/22(Thu)02:46:26 No.27779787 ► >>27779807 >>27781114 File: 1594093093135.png (3.11 MB, 1438x1080) >>27779030 (OP) >have 9 year old daughter >breaks s--- all the time and draws on the walls (i dont mind the drawing really) >little bitch about a lot of things idk maybe going through a phase cause moms gone > its just me >eventually my girl gets worse and I lose my s--- at her >grab her and start spanking her >with every slap I scold her just like how my mom used to hit me >shes crying of course but doesn't really try and get away >spank her for a solid 30 secounds and stand her up >ask her if shes gonna behave cause I can and will whoop that ass again >she nods her head slowly still tears in her eyes, sniffling and everything >I feel terrible about it but I knew that i had at least left a metaphorical and physical mark on her >shell think twice about doing bad s--- now right? >couple of days later shes back at it again >pulled some girls hair at school >had to pick her up during work hours >get home spank her again >no fight in her >seems like every week shes doing something to get me angry >she finally did something unimaginable >stole my car keys and tried to start the car while I was cooking dinner >run outside and she locks eyes with me >breaks out of the car in a run >I try and chase her but shes to quick >at least shes inside again. >lock car and make a b line straight to her room >enter door way to see her already bent over bed looking back with a scared but mischievous look >says I am sorry daddy >just walk back into the kitchen and continue cooking dinner >never spanked her again

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Anon discovers real life | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2.9 MB PNG 11/25/22 (Fri) 14:35:13 No.71125103 >get drunk with frens >go to multiple bars and clubs >I see normal looking dudes with normal looking girls, many dudes normal height >on 4chan would be classed as ugly or whatever and manlets >everyone is just having a good f------ time >have girls interested despite being a "manlet" and according to some people ugly on here >feel great the next day >come on 4chan >mood gets knocked hmmm, this place is s---, this place is abysmal for mental health, being terminally online really f---- your perception of real life, its nothing like you think 13 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 2.9 MB PNG 11/25/22 (Fri) 14:35:13 No.71125103 >get drunk with frens >go to multiple bars and clubs >I see normal looking dudes with normal looking girls, many dudes normal height >on 4chan would be classed as ugly or whatever and manlets >everyone is just having a good f------ time >have girls interested despite being a "manlet" and according to some people ugly on here >feel great the next day >come on 4chan >mood gets knocked hmmm, this place is s---, this place is abysmal for mental health, being terminally online really f---- your perception of real life, its nothing like you think 13 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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1h (11/25 9:47) 71125646 9 Re 0 Img JPG 24KB (349x349) 1497736301885.jpg 7 Replies HO >gf found lolicon folder >5 gigabytes of loli p---------- >says nothing >next day starts acting more child-like and cutesy around me >starts calling me daddy
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