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: Anonymous 92 KB PNG 02/05/24 (Mon)17:06:38 No.142092901 >be me >bored.exe >decide to watch hazbin hotel >gay_musical.mp3 >3 episodes in >all of the sinners in hell are gay, black, brown, or latino What did Vivienne Medrano mean by that?
: Anonymous 92 KB PNG 02/05/24 (Mon)17:06:38 No.142092901 >be me >bored.exe >decide to watch hazbin hotel >gay_musical.mp3 >3 episodes in >all of the sinners in hell are gay, black, brown, or latino What did Vivienne Medrano mean by that?

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Anonymous gorgeous 10 limits. I >be me e discreet JPG | 57.35 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 19:39:37 2 hours ago 913521032 Life ruining material >come across profile on Leddit trying to answer a carnival cruise question >randomly click on profile, goes to guy who shares creepy photos of his own (legal) kids and wife >just found the entire family's social media profiles (reverse image search), plus the moron used their real names etc. >guy is super successful and the family seems close What the f--- do I do? This guy deserves to rot in hell, I want to share the profile to the family but don't know the best way. How the f--- do you even go about explaining? Do I have to worry about LE or anything? I just want to share the link and that's it, let them come to their own conclusions.
Anonymous gorgeous 10 limits. I >be me e discreet JPG | 57.35 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 19:39:37 2 hours ago 913521032 Life ruining material >come across profile on Leddit trying to answer a carnival cruise question >randomly click on profile, goes to guy who shares creepy photos of his own (legal) kids and wife >just found the entire family's social media profiles (reverse image search), plus the moron used their real names etc. >guy is super successful and the family seems close What the f--- do I do? This guy deserves to rot in hell, I want to share the profile to the family but don't know the best way. How the f--- do you even go about explaining? Do I have to worry about LE or anything? I just want to share the link and that's it, let them come to their own conclusions.

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Heisencuck 242 KB JPG Real convo with my friend the other day >N----: Walter White and I got a lot in common >Me: You're a ruthless millionaire meth kingpin? >N----: No, my wife cheated on me
Heisencuck 242 KB JPG Real convo with my friend the other day >N----: Walter White and I got a lot in common >Me: You're a ruthless millionaire meth kingpin? >N----: No, my wife cheated on me

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Anonymous JPG | 306.97 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 21:22:39 44 minutes ago 913524481 Serious question >stagnant wages >college debt rising >national debt rose 4 trillion in ONE YEAR >civil unrest at all time high >multiple foreign wars : >disorganized retreat from afghanistan made us look like cowards >no border security >inflation out of control >housing unaffordable >outsourcing of jobs to foreign countries at all time high >reduction of parental rights in schools >explosion of trans ideology >military can't meet recruitment goals >white men are told they are evil >white women are called karens >white children are called privileged What kind of person votes for this, exactly? 3 Replies 0 Images 4 Posters 34 REPLY
Anonymous JPG | 306.97 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 21:22:39 44 minutes ago 913524481 Serious question >stagnant wages >college debt rising >national debt rose 4 trillion in ONE YEAR >civil unrest at all time high >multiple foreign wars : >disorganized retreat from afghanistan made us look like cowards >no border security >inflation out of control >housing unaffordable >outsourcing of jobs to foreign countries at all time high >reduction of parental rights in schools >explosion of trans ideology >military can't meet recruitment goals >white men are told they are evil >white women are called karens >white children are called privileged What kind of person votes for this, exactly? 3 Replies 0 Images 4 Posters 34 REPLY

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Anonymous JPG | 69.85 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 19:46:58 2 hours ago 457743642 id: s0V6DILY... Michael Jackson >born a dark skinned black man >serious aggressive vitiligo + skin bleaching makes him pale-skinned by early adulthood >nose straightens >jaw becomes more pronounced >names the Jew >has children with a white blonde women >his kids are literally blonde/dirty blonde haired, blue eyed European-looking children >takes a DNA test and proves his children are biologically his Literally HOW??? How did he do it? What did he know that we don't? 9 Replies 10 Images 40 Posters 21 REPLY
Anonymous JPG | 69.85 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 19:46:58 2 hours ago 457743642 id: s0V6DILY... Michael Jackson >born a dark skinned black man >serious aggressive vitiligo + skin bleaching makes him pale-skinned by early adulthood >nose straightens >jaw becomes more pronounced >names the Jew >has children with a white blonde women >his kids are literally blonde/dirty blonde haired, blue eyed European-looking children >takes a DNA test and proves his children are biologically his Literally HOW??? How did he do it? What did he know that we don't? 9 Replies 10 Images 40 Posters 21 REPLY

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Anon lost hope | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ETHICIER REBERERT DIE 25 KB JPG T 02/02/24(Fri)17:01:51 No.76327483 >find the perfect girl >she's way younger than me and the relationship is impossible It's over. 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread
: Anonymous ETHICIER REBERERT DIE 25 KB JPG T 02/02/24(Fri)17:01:51 No.76327483 >find the perfect girl >she's way younger than me and the relationship is impossible It's over. 12 Replies / 2 Images View Thread

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: Anonymous 128 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)20:31:36 >Someone s--- on my country on the Internet No.193443240 >mysterious comrades come out nowhere and defend it for free Does this happen in your country 02/06/24(Tue)20:32:24 No.193443263 >Someone s--- on my country on the Internet >my country's flags appear and agree That's it
: Anonymous 128 KB JPG : Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)20:31:36 >Someone s--- on my country on the Internet No.193443240 >mysterious comrades come out nowhere and defend it for free Does this happen in your country 02/06/24(Tue)20:32:24 No.193443263 >Someone s--- on my country on the Internet >my country's flags appear and agree That's it

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Anon doesn't like MrBeast | /r/Greentext

File: R1363 MrBeast_1feature.jpg (502 KB, 1600x900) F--- youtubers and f--- NC Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)09:35:14 No.76371044 >>76371072 >>76371147 >>76371171 >>76371188 >>76371201 >>76371311 >>76371347 I finally saved up enough money to move out of NC, I had to work under this c--- and it was miserable >doesn't care for his employees, OSHA is like a list of rules to break in order to cut costs Just a few of the s--- me and the other employees had to go through: >sprayed workers and contestants with paint for his circle challenges >went to Antarctica without proper training because "it gonna be epic LOL!" >made s--- explode unsafely for no reason when people told him multiple times it was a bad idea because "it gonna be epic LOL!" >got multiple people injured when it could have been easily avoided because "we ain't got time man" >almost got a guy killed from flying debris because they didn't think that a tank shell could possibly ricochet unpredictably >has an army of yes men following him everywhere that hope to get a glimpse of his wallet >generates video ideas with ChatGPT >his crew of goons are either megalomaniacs, egotistical assholes or racist c---- that couldn't pour piss out of a boot >got an army of bots spamming "omg mrbeast we love you!!!!" to counter all criticism Just mention MrBeast online and they'll come after you >managers are friends of his so the incompetence stacks up >smelly af all the time How the hell is he the #1 youtuber in the world?? Jimmy I know you'll read this. Take a f------ shower you smelly c---
File: R1363 MrBeast_1feature.jpg (502 KB, 1600x900) F--- youtubers and f--- NC Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)09:35:14 No.76371044 >>76371072 >>76371147 >>76371171 >>76371188 >>76371201 >>76371311 >>76371347 I finally saved up enough money to move out of NC, I had to work under this c--- and it was miserable >doesn't care for his employees, OSHA is like a list of rules to break in order to cut costs Just a few of the s--- me and the other employees had to go through: >sprayed workers and contestants with paint for his circle challenges >went to Antarctica without proper training because "it gonna be epic LOL!" >made s--- explode unsafely for no reason when people told him multiple times it was a bad idea because "it gonna be epic LOL!" >got multiple people injured when it could have been easily avoided because "we ain't got time man" >almost got a guy killed from flying debris because they didn't think that a tank shell could possibly ricochet unpredictably >has an army of yes men following him everywhere that hope to get a glimpse of his wallet >generates video ideas with ChatGPT >his crew of goons are either megalomaniacs, egotistical assholes or racist c---- that couldn't pour piss out of a boot >got an army of bots spamming "omg mrbeast we love you!!!!" to counter all criticism Just mention MrBeast online and they'll come after you >managers are friends of his so the incompetence stacks up >smelly af all the time How the hell is he the #1 youtuber in the world?? Jimmy I know you'll read this. Take a f------ shower you smelly c---

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Anonymous whitey. JPG | 595.14 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 08:25:06 29 minutes ago 4577051877 id: kHd5JUq... Whites are leeches. >come to Canada >contribute to economy >whitey stays at home all day seething at the computer ●●● lol. stay mad whitey t-----. you voted for this. 7 Replies 11 Images 16 Posters 6 REPLY
Anonymous whitey. JPG | 595.14 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 08:25:06 29 minutes ago 4577051877 id: kHd5JUq... Whites are leeches. >come to Canada >contribute to economy >whitey stays at home all day seething at the computer ●●● lol. stay mad whitey t-----. you voted for this. 7 Replies 11 Images 16 Posters 6 REPLY

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Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)19:26:03 No.194371461 RONALD REAGAN speaks out against SOCIAL MEDICINE Reagan-LPcover.jpg 86 KB JPG >a c-list actor's career flopped so now I have to pay $1000 to set foot in an ambulance any other examples like this?
Anonymous 01/04/24(Thu)19:26:03 No.194371461 RONALD REAGAN speaks out against SOCIAL MEDICINE Reagan-LPcover.jpg 86 KB JPG >a c-list actor's career flopped so now I have to pay $1000 to set foot in an ambulance any other examples like this?

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She was a real livewire, even before the accident... | /r/Greentext

File: livewire.jpg (64 KB, 640x477) Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:03:26 No.141866376 ► >>141866423 >>141866516 She could have used some super correction ☐ Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:11:43 No.141866423 ► >>141866436 >>141866505 >>141866376 (OP) >Hey everyone! Today we have a special guest here in our show to discuss about some of the "mean spirit" comments we've been making about him over the years! The man of steel himself! Superman! >Thank you, leslie! First of all, i think it's important to state that... >How weird is your alien c---? >...What? >THAT weird, huh? You can show us, this is radio after all! ☐ Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:13:30 No.141866436 ► >>141866423 Girl was lowkey thristy for supercock Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:28:28 No. 141866505 >>141866423 >Leslie, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to buy him dinner first- >Shaddup, Phil; I'm working.
File: livewire.jpg (64 KB, 640x477) Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:03:26 No.141866376 ► >>141866423 >>141866516 She could have used some super correction ☐ Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:11:43 No.141866423 ► >>141866436 >>141866505 >>141866376 (OP) >Hey everyone! Today we have a special guest here in our show to discuss about some of the "mean spirit" comments we've been making about him over the years! The man of steel himself! Superman! >Thank you, leslie! First of all, i think it's important to state that... >How weird is your alien c---? >...What? >THAT weird, huh? You can show us, this is radio after all! ☐ Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:13:30 No.141866436 ► >>141866423 Girl was lowkey thristy for supercock Anonymous 01/24/24(Wed)20:28:28 No. 141866505 >>141866423 >Leslie, I'm pretty sure you're supposed to buy him dinner first- >Shaddup, Phil; I'm working.

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[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ File: download (4).jpg (6 KB, 284x178) Auto] storytime Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)11:51:07 No.666205684 ► >>666205785 >be me >big zelda fan >wonder if the values of the rupee (main currency) has changed between games >look up "zelda inflation" why the f--- did i do this Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)11:52:21 No.666205743
[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ File: download (4).jpg (6 KB, 284x178) Auto] storytime Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)11:51:07 No.666205684 ► >>666205785 >be me >big zelda fan >wonder if the values of the rupee (main currency) has changed between games >look up "zelda inflation" why the f--- did i do this Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)11:52:21 No.666205743

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You want succubus? Best we could do is piss demon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)12:49:58 No.37133674 >be me >literally 1 day ago >midnight >bladder is full >go for a piss 67 KB PNG >everywhere is silent as f--- >suddenly had this eerie feeling, i dont know how to describe, some kind of a gut feel that tells you something is off >get goosebumps >i try not to mind it, think to myself its just my brain doing a little trolling >a really low pitched HISSSSS sound in a deep male voice >literally heard it as if someone was right behind my ears >i literally rush out of bathroom mid-urinating to open all the lights in the home >couldn't sleep till morning i got goosebumps again typing what i been through. what do you think /x/?
: Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)12:49:58 No.37133674 >be me >literally 1 day ago >midnight >bladder is full >go for a piss 67 KB PNG >everywhere is silent as f--- >suddenly had this eerie feeling, i dont know how to describe, some kind of a gut feel that tells you something is off >get goosebumps >i try not to mind it, think to myself its just my brain doing a little trolling >a really low pitched HISSSSS sound in a deep male voice >literally heard it as if someone was right behind my ears >i literally rush out of bathroom mid-urinating to open all the lights in the home >couldn't sleep till morning i got goosebumps again typing what i been through. what do you think /x/?

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Anon is fully loaded | /r/Greentext

File: pepe2.jpg (42 KB, 600x583) Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:39:02 No.76368297 >>76368329 >>76368342 >have gf for 9 years >trough the last 3 or 4 years repeatedly tell her how i don't want children, she doesn't seem to mind >decided to have a vasectomy 2 weeks ago to seal the deal, need 2 weeks to recover for the ultimate unprotected sex >now she suddenly gets mad and asks me why didn't I consult that decision with her >dumps me a while later because she still wasn't sure >never got to have le wild sex mfw i got this new fully safe gun but no one to shoot it to Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:40:36 No.76368311 ► hahahaha f------ cuck f----- Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:42:49 No.76368329 ► >>76368297 (OP) you lucked out dummy it takes months before you can have "le unprotected sex" you still shoot ropes for a while □ Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:44:18 No.76368342 ► >>76368297 (OP) Have an updoot my good sir, I am sure this will make the headlines of r/4chan.
File: pepe2.jpg (42 KB, 600x583) Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:39:02 No.76368297 >>76368329 >>76368342 >have gf for 9 years >trough the last 3 or 4 years repeatedly tell her how i don't want children, she doesn't seem to mind >decided to have a vasectomy 2 weeks ago to seal the deal, need 2 weeks to recover for the ultimate unprotected sex >now she suddenly gets mad and asks me why didn't I consult that decision with her >dumps me a while later because she still wasn't sure >never got to have le wild sex mfw i got this new fully safe gun but no one to shoot it to Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:40:36 No.76368311 ► hahahaha f------ cuck f----- Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:42:49 No.76368329 ► >>76368297 (OP) you lucked out dummy it takes months before you can have "le unprotected sex" you still shoot ropes for a while □ Anonymous 02/05/24(Mon)23:44:18 No.76368342 ► >>76368297 (OP) Have an updoot my good sir, I am sure this will make the headlines of r/4chan.

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Anonymous GIF | 117.45 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 05:27:07 4 hours ago 37140191 locusts Hey /xros, I have had some issues with locusts lately and thought y'all could help. >see locusts out of the corner of my eye >feel quaking and a loud buzzing sound when I try to sleep >everything in closet is full of holes when I wake up >food I leave out gets eaten >wake up with sores and nips covering my legs >papers, cords, etc knocked off my desk while I'm away >vivid nightmares Does anyone have any solutions? I've tried mosquito nets while I sleep and they don't work, always get new sores in the morning. Applying essential oils worked at first, but they only grew in numbers after. Any help would be appreciated. Are there maybe any encantations or rituals that could help? Again, any help or info is appreciated.
Anonymous GIF | 117.45 KB Tuesday 2024-02-06 05:27:07 4 hours ago 37140191 locusts Hey /xros, I have had some issues with locusts lately and thought y'all could help. >see locusts out of the corner of my eye >feel quaking and a loud buzzing sound when I try to sleep >everything in closet is full of holes when I wake up >food I leave out gets eaten >wake up with sores and nips covering my legs >papers, cords, etc knocked off my desk while I'm away >vivid nightmares Does anyone have any solutions? I've tried mosquito nets while I sleep and they don't work, always get new sores in the morning. Applying essential oils worked at first, but they only grew in numbers after. Any help would be appreciated. Are there maybe any encantations or rituals that could help? Again, any help or info is appreciated.

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ID: 65c1728dd2c65 no f------ way you're not gonna believe this, robots >be me >straight, m, 23, 5'6 >work for ubereats on the weekends, just some extra cash >delivering to some rando's apartment >the dude ordered 2 big macs combos >assume it's for him and someone else >ring doorbell on apartment (don't knock cause it's 6am and people might still be sleeping on a saturday), had to climb stairs to get there, hip hurts like a bitch now (gotta work out more probably) >guy says "be right there" through the s----- doorbell speaker >wait a few seconds >he opens the door guess that food wasn't for two people o.o >bro is built as f--- >like 6'3 at least >wearing gym shorts and a tank top, i can see a basic bench with some weights set up in the apartment behind him >smiles as he takes the food from me, looks into my eyes and says "thanks!" >i mutter "no problem" and watch as he closes the door >get back down to my car and realize my heart is going a little faster than usual >look in the mirror and i can see red fading from my cheeks anons... time for the question: am i gay? eff09dd6e5f3e7039a3e3e06133e6bdd
ID: 65c1728dd2c65 no f------ way you're not gonna believe this, robots >be me >straight, m, 23, 5'6 >work for ubereats on the weekends, just some extra cash >delivering to some rando's apartment >the dude ordered 2 big macs combos >assume it's for him and someone else >ring doorbell on apartment (don't knock cause it's 6am and people might still be sleeping on a saturday), had to climb stairs to get there, hip hurts like a bitch now (gotta work out more probably) >guy says "be right there" through the s----- doorbell speaker >wait a few seconds >he opens the door guess that food wasn't for two people o.o >bro is built as f--- >like 6'3 at least >wearing gym shorts and a tank top, i can see a basic bench with some weights set up in the apartment behind him >smiles as he takes the food from me, looks into my eyes and says "thanks!" >i mutter "no problem" and watch as he closes the door >get back down to my car and realize my heart is going a little faster than usual >look in the mirror and i can see red fading from my cheeks anons... time for the question: am i gay? eff09dd6e5f3e7039a3e3e06133e6bdd

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