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Anonymous 79048714 >play adult game >it has an interesting and long story >eventually get bored of the adult part, just focus on the story >game forces sex scenes on me and slows down my progress on the story PNG | 26.95 KB Monday 2024-10-07 17:07:01 about an hour ago 10 Replies 4 Images 3< REPLY
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Anonymous JPG | 452.68 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 01:06:48 2 hours ago 6 Replies 2 Images 79053099 There are two types of human experiences: Туре А >see person >they look up at you and their eyes light up and a big smile appears on their face >Wow, hi! >God-like entity, thank you for blessing me with your presence >May I please have the honor of having your genitals in my mouth? Type U >see person >they look down at you with a nasty scowl and spit on your shoes >Ewww >Ugghhhhhh, subhuman why have you ruined my day with your disgusting presence? >Please drop dead immediately. I hate you and so does everyone else As a Type U subhuman, I wish for death every day. I went to the store today and saw everyone look at me with disdain. I asked an employee a question and saw her filled with indignation at having to deal with me. What a cruel fate to have to suffer through life like this while others never have to experience this pain. 3< REPLY
Anonymous JPG | 452.68 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 01:06:48 2 hours ago 6 Replies 2 Images 79053099 There are two types of human experiences: Туре А >see person >they look up at you and their eyes light up and a big smile appears on their face >Wow, hi! >God-like entity, thank you for blessing me with your presence >May I please have the honor of having your genitals in my mouth? Type U >see person >they look down at you with a nasty scowl and spit on your shoes >Ewww >Ugghhhhhh, subhuman why have you ruined my day with your disgusting presence? >Please drop dead immediately. I hate you and so does everyone else As a Type U subhuman, I wish for death every day. I went to the store today and saw everyone look at me with disdain. I asked an employee a question and saw her filled with indignation at having to deal with me. What a cruel fate to have to suffer through life like this while others never have to experience this pain. 3< REPLY

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Anonymous JPG | 23.80 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 02:17:14 28 minutes ago 79053675 >Be me >always wash out my ass with water >mother praise this method and says is much better than using Toilet paper >just do it for years and not question it >one day my butt is itchy asf >try washing it like always but doesn't work >even using soap won't help >next day, ass is still itchy >go to toilet and just wipe it with toilet paper >Itching goes away and see wet poop stain on toilet paper These bastards lies to me 7 Replies 0 Images 3< REPLY
Anonymous JPG | 23.80 KB Tuesday 2024-10-08 02:17:14 28 minutes ago 79053675 >Be me >always wash out my ass with water >mother praise this method and says is much better than using Toilet paper >just do it for years and not question it >one day my butt is itchy asf >try washing it like always but doesn't work >even using soap won't help >next day, ass is still itchy >go to toilet and just wipe it with toilet paper >Itching goes away and see wet poop stain on toilet paper These bastards lies to me 7 Replies 0 Images 3< REPLY

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Joe Barnes Joe WBarnes We stopped buying avocados and expensive coffees one year ago today. And just look at us now! F--- BOOMERS Anonymous (ID: LY9gZkin) 10/07/24(Mon)16:13:52 No.484067422 >>484068996 >>484069445 >>484070124 >>484070203 >>484070478>>484070533 >>484070692 >>484071812 >>484071962 >>484072106 >>484072198 >>484074920 >>484075910 >>484076004 >>484077121 >>484082432 >>484086204 >>484086909 >>484089723 >>484093296 >>484093977 >>484096279 >>484096391 >>484096907 >>484097121 >>484097321 >>484097765 >>484098700 >>484101261 >>484101813 >>484102614 >>484103241 >>484103417 >>484103931 >>484104525 >>484105123 >>484105260 >>484105401 >>484105515 >>484105625 >>484105629 >>484106014 >>484112406 >>484112710 >>484112818 >>484113105 There is no point to work anymore if you make less than 70k a year. 1970 >Average yearly wage: $9,870 >Average house price: $17,000 >House cost about 1.72 times your annual (single income) salary. 2024 >Average US yearly wage: $44,490 >Average house price: $412k >House cost about 10 times your annual (single income) salary. then factor in increased taxes, insurance, car cost, food prices, utilities, education, etc Could you imagine how f------ easy life would be if you were able to buy a home in CASH after 2 years of savings?
Joe Barnes Joe WBarnes We stopped buying avocados and expensive coffees one year ago today. And just look at us now! F--- BOOMERS Anonymous (ID: LY9gZkin) 10/07/24(Mon)16:13:52 No.484067422 >>484068996 >>484069445 >>484070124 >>484070203 >>484070478>>484070533 >>484070692 >>484071812 >>484071962 >>484072106 >>484072198 >>484074920 >>484075910 >>484076004 >>484077121 >>484082432 >>484086204 >>484086909 >>484089723 >>484093296 >>484093977 >>484096279 >>484096391 >>484096907 >>484097121 >>484097321 >>484097765 >>484098700 >>484101261 >>484101813 >>484102614 >>484103241 >>484103417 >>484103931 >>484104525 >>484105123 >>484105260 >>484105401 >>484105515 >>484105625 >>484105629 >>484106014 >>484112406 >>484112710 >>484112818 >>484113105 There is no point to work anymore if you make less than 70k a year. 1970 >Average yearly wage: $9,870 >Average house price: $17,000 >House cost about 1.72 times your annual (single income) salary. 2024 >Average US yearly wage: $44,490 >Average house price: $412k >House cost about 10 times your annual (single income) salary. then factor in increased taxes, insurance, car cost, food prices, utilities, education, etc Could you imagine how f------ easy life would be if you were able to buy a home in CASH after 2 years of savings?

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Anonymous (ID: 9192791) 02/23/22(Wed)22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: wi815013) >>362758404 # 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362756862 # Anonymou you are under attack retard
Anonymous (ID: 9192791) 02/23/22(Wed)22:52:29 No.362756862 F--- I wanted to sleep. Odessa bro here. I woke up because I heard a couple of distant explosions like 40 minutes ago. Does anybody know what happened? >>362757003 # >>362757030 # >>362757332 # >>362757456 # >>362757470 # Anonymous (ID: wi815013) >>362758404 # 02/23/22(Wed)22:53:03 No.362757030 >>362756862 # Anonymou you are under attack retard

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10/08/24(Tue)06:53:06 No.484100618 >>484100788 >>484102000 Anonymous (ID: otelSGYN) File: 1727905077885500.jpg (92 KB, 936x929) Pornhub THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! NIHILISM
10/08/24(Tue)06:53:06 No.484100618 >>484100788 >>484102000 Anonymous (ID: otelSGYN) File: 1727905077885500.jpg (92 KB, 936x929) Pornhub THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE! NIHILISM

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Sometimes the best move to make is none at all. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2.32 MB PNG existence 10/05/24(Sat)21:03:49 No.204186491 >wake up >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >don't watch any of their movies >hollywood seethes at your >go on the internet and say a series is gy >said series gets cancelled >watch a movie >you actually like it >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >they make a sequel dedicated to seething about you >do nothing >it bombs >do nothing >you won
Anonymous 2.32 MB PNG existence 10/05/24(Sat)21:03:49 No.204186491 >wake up >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >don't watch any of their movies >hollywood seethes at your >go on the internet and say a series is gy >said series gets cancelled >watch a movie >you actually like it >hollywood seethes at your existence >do nothing >they make a sequel dedicated to seething about you >do nothing >it bombs >do nothing >you won

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Anonymous valtsv Jul 24 why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't all JPG | 145.15 KB Monday 2024-10-07 22:26:18 24 minutes ago 79051430 >Can't find a gf on dating apps for autists because they're all failed normalfags >Start talking to an autistic redpilled girl on X >She's actually into me and doesn't mind everything politically incorrect I say because she's an identitarian nazi like me Thank you papa Elon 8 Replies 0 Images REPLY
Anonymous valtsv Jul 24 why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't all JPG | 145.15 KB Monday 2024-10-07 22:26:18 24 minutes ago 79051430 >Can't find a gf on dating apps for autists because they're all failed normalfags >Start talking to an autistic redpilled girl on X >She's actually into me and doesn't mind everything politically incorrect I say because she's an identitarian nazi like me Thank you papa Elon 8 Replies 0 Images REPLY

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Riddle me this, /b/man! | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0905.jpg (576 KB, 1018x529) Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon) 13:38:31 No.925585680 >they cry for the cameras >they claim it's quite dire >who launches an attack >then begs for ceasefire? Who was the best riddler? Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)13:40:51 No.925585E
File: IMG_0905.jpg (576 KB, 1018x529) Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon) 13:38:31 No.925585680 >they cry for the cameras >they claim it's quite dire >who launches an attack >then begs for ceasefire? Who was the best riddler? Anonymous 10/07/24(Mon)13:40:51 No.925585E

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: Anonymous GOODBY 743 KB PNG 08/03/24(Sat) 16:39:13 No. 78373866 After twenty two years visiting Earth, I think I finally figured it out >Need goals related to a subject you are passionate about >Need goals related to your career, either money or challenge oriented >Unless it is with someone you love, sex is only superficial >Similar to above, drugs only keep the thoughts at bay temporarily and have too many negative effects >Friends are important, but don't grow dependent on them and ensure you can rely on yourself >Determine someone who you can think of during the bad days so you don't do something stupid 1 Reply : Anonymous ur onto something anon View Thread 08/03/24(Sat) 18:14:39 No.78374417
: Anonymous GOODBY 743 KB PNG 08/03/24(Sat) 16:39:13 No. 78373866 After twenty two years visiting Earth, I think I finally figured it out >Need goals related to a subject you are passionate about >Need goals related to your career, either money or challenge oriented >Unless it is with someone you love, sex is only superficial >Similar to above, drugs only keep the thoughts at bay temporarily and have too many negative effects >Friends are important, but don't grow dependent on them and ensure you can rely on yourself >Determine someone who you can think of during the bad days so you don't do something stupid 1 Reply : Anonymous ur onto something anon View Thread 08/03/24(Sat) 18:14:39 No.78374417

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Anon can't catch a break. | /r/Greentext

38m (11/8 11:33) 75341390 6 Re⚫ 2 Img JPG 8KB (218 x 231) images.jpg 3 Replies >sex doll order status: seized by customs
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Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)11:51:25 No.691030826 1718279465964620.jpg 427 KB JPG >*casually kills Ubisoft hundreds of years after his death* How did he do it?
Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)11:51:25 No.691030826 1718279465964620.jpg 427 KB JPG >*casually kills Ubisoft hundreds of years after his death* How did he do it?

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Anonymous 07/10/2024 00:40:45 No.99554930 Alexandra daddario, most attractive american actress, is pregnant at age 38 after 2 years of marriage 41 KB JPEG Joe(40 years old): how old is she? 26? nah she's expired, i like them below 25 16 KB WEBP
Anonymous 07/10/2024 00:40:45 No.99554930 Alexandra daddario, most attractive american actress, is pregnant at age 38 after 2 years of marriage 41 KB JPEG Joe(40 years old): how old is she? 26? nah she's expired, i like them below 25 16 KB WEBP

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Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)20:51:48 No.79043427 >Try to do women a favor by never talking to them at work >Get known as that rude, creepy guy who never talks I can't win. 156 KB JPG
Anonymous 10/06/24(Sun)20:51:48 No.79043427 >Try to do women a favor by never talking to them at work >Get known as that rude, creepy guy who never talks I can't win. 156 KB JPG

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Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)16:58:30 No.203832591 USAMY IMG_1015.jpg 38 KB JPG >"we don't want mentally ill violent homeless people carrying knives in our town" >"NOOOOO I DEFENDED YOUR FREEDOMS YOU STUPID GOY" >proceeds to f--- up the entire town Who was in the wrong here?
Anonymous 09/24/24(Tue)16:58:30 No.203832591 USAMY IMG_1015.jpg 38 KB JPG >"we don't want mentally ill violent homeless people carrying knives in our town" >"NOOOOO I DEFENDED YOUR FREEDOMS YOU STUPID GOY" >proceeds to f--- up the entire town Who was in the wrong here?

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249KiB, 860x446, hug.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + [317/29/108] What is the most F-ed up thing you've ever seen in your c---? Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 21:17:48 No.156465839 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>156466186 >>156466263 >>156466877 >>156466884 >>156466976 >>156467281 >>156467351 >>156467787 >>156467941 >>156468059 >>156468105 >>156468680 >>156468722 >>156468841 >>156469233 >>156469355 >>156469785 >>156469969 >>156471006 >>156471480 >>156471656 >>156471758 >>156472252 >>156472452 >>156474059 >>156474094>>156474936 >>156475442 >>156475612 >>156476662 >>156476712 >>156479046 >>156479369 >>156480351 >>156480623 >>156482933 >>156483868 >>156484442 I once saw an actual stoning! >during my mandatory military service in IRGC >be stationed near a bunch of small towns >one day they wake us up earlier than usual >say there is to be a public execution and they need extra security so they're taking us >we get on a minibus, go to the designated place >a huge crowed is gathered about >a big truck comes a unloads like a ton of stones >this is when we realize it's gonna be a stoning >they bring out a guy with his eyes covered and his hands tied behind his back >guy had a sandwich stand >apparently one of these street kids who work odd jobs after school goes home >wakes up in the middle of the night with severe bleeding >take him to hospital >reveals the guy lured him in a remote alley and r---- him >they dig a hole in the ground >pushed him in, covered the upper part of his body with a white sheet >the town's mullah picked up a stone, shouted ALLAHU AKBAR and threw the first stone >the rest of the town and everyone else followed after him He died in like five minutes, I threw a couple stones too. They took his body to wash and bury and we went back to the station. We had the rest of that day off.
249KiB, 860x446, hug.png View Same Google ImgOps iqdb SauceNAO + [317/29/108] What is the most F-ed up thing you've ever seen in your c---? Anonymous Mon 13 Dec 2021 21:17:48 No.156465839 View Reply Original Report Quoted By: >>156466186 >>156466263 >>156466877 >>156466884 >>156466976 >>156467281 >>156467351 >>156467787 >>156467941 >>156468059 >>156468105 >>156468680 >>156468722 >>156468841 >>156469233 >>156469355 >>156469785 >>156469969 >>156471006 >>156471480 >>156471656 >>156471758 >>156472252 >>156472452 >>156474059 >>156474094>>156474936 >>156475442 >>156475612 >>156476662 >>156476712 >>156479046 >>156479369 >>156480351 >>156480623 >>156482933 >>156483868 >>156484442 I once saw an actual stoning! >during my mandatory military service in IRGC >be stationed near a bunch of small towns >one day they wake us up earlier than usual >say there is to be a public execution and they need extra security so they're taking us >we get on a minibus, go to the designated place >a huge crowed is gathered about >a big truck comes a unloads like a ton of stones >this is when we realize it's gonna be a stoning >they bring out a guy with his eyes covered and his hands tied behind his back >guy had a sandwich stand >apparently one of these street kids who work odd jobs after school goes home >wakes up in the middle of the night with severe bleeding >take him to hospital >reveals the guy lured him in a remote alley and r---- him >they dig a hole in the ground >pushed him in, covered the upper part of his body with a white sheet >the town's mullah picked up a stone, shouted ALLAHU AKBAR and threw the first stone >the rest of the town and everyone else followed after him He died in like five minutes, I threw a couple stones too. They took his body to wash and bury and we went back to the station. We had the rest of that day off.

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