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: Anonymous im not gay 32 KB JPG 09/10/23(Sun)12:46:29 No.29732637 >been liking this tattoo lady for a while >met her when i came to get a tattoo, became a usual in her workshop to see her >often told her how i was lonely and i needed someone with me >came in her shop one day to finally confess >some dude was with her >i ask "who is this?" >introduces us >turns out she played match maker and told the guy about me and he is interested >wanted to surprise me with a free date with said guy >because she didnt want me to be lonely >BUT IM NOT F------ GAY >too much of a p---- to turn it down so just went on the date >she was really happy about it now i am expected to go to a second date >i dont want to but i dont have to balls to say no what is going to happen???am i going to be this man's buttbitch starting from now?? anons help
: Anonymous im not gay 32 KB JPG 09/10/23(Sun)12:46:29 No.29732637 >been liking this tattoo lady for a while >met her when i came to get a tattoo, became a usual in her workshop to see her >often told her how i was lonely and i needed someone with me >came in her shop one day to finally confess >some dude was with her >i ask "who is this?" >introduces us >turns out she played match maker and told the guy about me and he is interested >wanted to surprise me with a free date with said guy >because she didnt want me to be lonely >BUT IM NOT F------ GAY >too much of a p---- to turn it down so just went on the date >she was really happy about it now i am expected to go to a second date >i dont want to but i dont have to balls to say no what is going to happen???am i going to be this man's buttbitch starting from now?? anons help

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Anon wants to make a revision to english. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 246 KB PNG 09/10/23(Sun)03:57:15 No.74688541 >call it "building" >its already built Anonymous >>74688541 (OP) so it should be called what then? a builting? Anonymous >>74688719 we should call it a build dumbass 09/10/23(Sun)04:25:34 No.74688719 09/10/23(Sun)06:02:07 No.74689236
Anonymous 246 KB PNG 09/10/23(Sun)03:57:15 No.74688541 >call it "building" >its already built Anonymous >>74688541 (OP) so it should be called what then? a builting? Anonymous >>74688719 we should call it a build dumbass 09/10/23(Sun)04:25:34 No.74688719 09/10/23(Sun)06:02:07 No.74689236

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: Anonymous 09/09/23(Sat)13:17:02 No.650153857 1813851-1813848_89u8afd6xm1j8ufj_super.jpg 30 KB JPG >soldier >earthborn >sole survivor >romancing exclusively humans Yep, its gaming time
: Anonymous 09/09/23(Sat)13:17:02 No.650153857 1813851-1813848_89u8afd6xm1j8ufj_super.jpg 30 KB JPG >soldier >earthborn >sole survivor >romancing exclusively humans Yep, its gaming time

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It’s just cartoons | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 145 KB PNG 07/11/22(Mon)10:10:51 No.881819122 >be wagie >casually scrolling loli threads at lunch break >coworker walks past and does a double take >"what the f--- is that? are those kids??" >"don't care, it's fictonal" >seething coworker runs to manager and screams to him >manager walks over >"have you been viewing child p--- at work?" >"no just cartoons, look" >show him open loli thread >"well that's certainly strange but i can't do much about it, just dont look at this stuff at work" >indifferently turn back around and continue browsing thread >"why the f--- aren't you firing him? he's a f------ p--------" >completely ignoring seething coworker >ends up calling the police at 2am >two officers walk in to talk to me >"we hear you've got some pretty nasty stuff on your phone, anything we should know about?" >"oh, no it's just cartoons look" >nonchalantly show them loli thread >officers walk out chuckling to themselves while coworker has an aneurysm >>881819228 # >>881819261 #
: Anonymous 145 KB PNG 07/11/22(Mon)10:10:51 No.881819122 >be wagie >casually scrolling loli threads at lunch break >coworker walks past and does a double take >"what the f--- is that? are those kids??" >"don't care, it's fictonal" >seething coworker runs to manager and screams to him >manager walks over >"have you been viewing child p--- at work?" >"no just cartoons, look" >show him open loli thread >"well that's certainly strange but i can't do much about it, just dont look at this stuff at work" >indifferently turn back around and continue browsing thread >"why the f--- aren't you firing him? he's a f------ p--------" >completely ignoring seething coworker >ends up calling the police at 2am >two officers walk in to talk to me >"we hear you've got some pretty nasty stuff on your phone, anything we should know about?" >"oh, no it's just cartoons look" >nonchalantly show them loli thread >officers walk out chuckling to themselves while coworker has an aneurysm >>881819228 # >>881819261 #

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Anon does meth | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 09/09/23(Sat) 19:32:37 No.905818201 >be me >at party, get offered speed >crush it up and snort it >wave of calm comes over me for the first time in my life >everyone says "LOL U ADHD ASS BITCH" >started taking Adderall >grades improved What the f--- ADHD is real
: Anonymous 64 KB JPG 09/09/23(Sat) 19:32:37 No.905818201 >be me >at party, get offered speed >crush it up and snort it >wave of calm comes over me for the first time in my life >everyone says "LOL U ADHD ASS BITCH" >started taking Adderall >grades improved What the f--- ADHD is real

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No, I'm Dunnhier | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/03/15(Sat)01:10:50 No.61446070 2345788976.jpg 37 KB JPG >Is that a problem? >No, I'm Dunnhier A strange tale of hubris right at the beginning. Here we see a guy who's so full of himself he (perhaps constantly) boasts that he can work around any problem, because '[he's] Dunnhier', the legendary thief. However, almost immediately after his first appearance, he is nonchalantly shot in the back. It really delivers Nolan's message about escalation perfectly; the low-life criminals in Gotham have no respect, even for other criminals and their previous merits. Even Dunnhier, with all his skills, is expendable. >criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor...respect!
Anonymous 10/03/15(Sat)01:10:50 No.61446070 2345788976.jpg 37 KB JPG >Is that a problem? >No, I'm Dunnhier A strange tale of hubris right at the beginning. Here we see a guy who's so full of himself he (perhaps constantly) boasts that he can work around any problem, because '[he's] Dunnhier', the legendary thief. However, almost immediately after his first appearance, he is nonchalantly shot in the back. It really delivers Nolan's message about escalation perfectly; the low-life criminals in Gotham have no respect, even for other criminals and their previous merits. Even Dunnhier, with all his skills, is expendable. >criminals in this town used to believe in things...honor...respect!

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anon is chad | /r/Greentext

2h (9/15 21:17) 70223825 1 Re-0 Img JPG 79KB (750 x 1024) Day in a life of Chad >wake up >drink 19 raw eggs in a single gulp >bench 1200 pounds and make any girl in 10 mile radius wet as I flex my abs >finish my daily 32 hour workout >call one of the bitches I know, Jessica (super hot model) >she says she wants to f--- >get into Lambo Gallardo and speed up to 700mph >pull up to Jessica's house with a sonic boom as I stop to a halt from 800mph to Omph in 3 miliseconds >f--- Jessica with 30 inch d--- while I hold her up with my left pinky and make her orgams 400 times >leave her a towel to wash herself off as I do a triple backflip into my lambo >go home >eat 80000 calories of high protein foods (lean bulking at 3% bodyfat) >read 20 books in 1 sitting >make online business deal for a 2000% profit >meditate for 6 hours >take shower at 0.1 degrees C above absolute zero temperature >sleep
2h (9/15 21:17) 70223825 1 Re-0 Img JPG 79KB (750 x 1024) Day in a life of Chad >wake up >drink 19 raw eggs in a single gulp >bench 1200 pounds and make any girl in 10 mile radius wet as I flex my abs >finish my daily 32 hour workout >call one of the bitches I know, Jessica (super hot model) >she says she wants to f--- >get into Lambo Gallardo and speed up to 700mph >pull up to Jessica's house with a sonic boom as I stop to a halt from 800mph to Omph in 3 miliseconds >f--- Jessica with 30 inch d--- while I hold her up with my left pinky and make her orgams 400 times >leave her a towel to wash herself off as I do a triple backflip into my lambo >go home >eat 80000 calories of high protein foods (lean bulking at 3% bodyfat) >read 20 books in 1 sitting >make online business deal for a 2000% profit >meditate for 6 hours >take shower at 0.1 degrees C above absolute zero temperature >sleep

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Anon doesn't need to bring friends | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/09/21(Tue)14:03:07 No.158940886 cia4k.jpg 1.29 MB JPG I can no longer watch this scene without laughing audibly. My friends think I'm crazy. >>158942864 # : Anonymous >>158940886 (OP) # >My friends think I'm crazy. you don't get to bring friends 11/09/21(Tue)14:07:16 No.158941055
: Anonymous 11/09/21(Tue)14:03:07 No.158940886 cia4k.jpg 1.29 MB JPG I can no longer watch this scene without laughing audibly. My friends think I'm crazy. >>158942864 # : Anonymous >>158940886 (OP) # >My friends think I'm crazy. you don't get to bring friends 11/09/21(Tue)14:07:16 No.158941055

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Anon hates his daughter | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 14 KB JPG 09/09/23(Sat)16:38:56 No.905809710 >be me >have a f----- son >decides he's actually a woman after being brainwashed by his t----- friends, streets taking estrogen >tell him he'll never be a woman >He starts hitting the gym, actually has a nice ass now >intentionally dresses like a f----- >at a restaurant and he bends over and every man is staring
: Anonymous 14 KB JPG 09/09/23(Sat)16:38:56 No.905809710 >be me >have a f----- son >decides he's actually a woman after being brainwashed by his t----- friends, streets taking estrogen >tell him he'll never be a woman >He starts hitting the gym, actually has a nice ass now >intentionally dresses like a f----- >at a restaurant and he bends over and every man is staring

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Anon is happy | /r/Greentext

1h 45652232 9 Replies 3 Images . JPG 13KB (255 × 218) 2 Replies . . F good feels thread! I'll start. >have cat >cat wanna be pet >petting makes cat happy >i'm happy thank you cat
1h 45652232 9 Replies 3 Images . JPG 13KB (255 × 218) 2 Replies . . F good feels thread! I'll start. >have cat >cat wanna be pet >petting makes cat happy >i'm happy thank you cat

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Anon gets dissed by a 9 years old | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 185 KB PNG 06/26/21 (Sat)17:57:03 No.6432122 >finally get a gf >go to meet her parents >walk in the door with her, her little sister is there (9) >starts laughing and says "who is that" >girlfriend says it's her boyfriend >replies with "oh nooooooo im sorry" and runs off Why are kids so f------ brutal?
: Anonymous 185 KB PNG 06/26/21 (Sat)17:57:03 No.6432122 >finally get a gf >go to meet her parents >walk in the door with her, her little sister is there (9) >starts laughing and says "who is that" >girlfriend says it's her boyfriend >replies with "oh nooooooo im sorry" and runs off Why are kids so f------ brutal?

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Anon has to deal with a fat customer in a Lowe's. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/26/17(Mon)05:38:21 No.41927713 >>41927863 >>41927892 >>41927962 >>41928109 >>41927143 (OP) I might be losing my cozy cashier job because of a health thing. So, I will drop some of my experiences dealing with fat customers in a Lowes. >be cashiering in lumber >I'm not allowed to move more than 10' from the register >have a small line >fat lady in scrubs with fat daughter waddle up >greet her but keep helping current customer >"Um, EXCUSE ME! I would like 2 treated studs and 4 bags of 50 lb cement." >"Okay, well, concrete is on aisle x, the studs are on aisley. The carts you'll need are in the middle on aisle z." >I go back to helping my current customer >"YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET THEM FOR ME?!" I know that sounds like s--- dialogue, but I'll never forget those words and how incredulously she said them. >"Ma'am, I'm a cashier, I can't leave the register.' >"Oh, so you won't CALL someone for me?" >Look at current customer with apologetic eyes >"Sure, I will call someone for you." >She huffs and crosses her arms >I call, but it turns out all 3 guys in the area are helping someone. >they say as soon as they are done they will meet the customer in the aisle with studs >I let her know and she stalks away >I finish with my line and looik down the aisle >she has whipped out her phone >No one is there immediately to take care of her >So she calls the stores main line that goes to customer service and tells them that I didn't help them >Yells at them to do a verbal page across the store >As soon as it goes off, I get a call from my lumber dept asking why customer service is making a page >One of the lumber guys goes over to help >She bitches that he doesn't bring a cart cont'd Anonymous 06/26/17(Mon)05:54:29 No.41927863 >>41927892 >>41927946 >>41927952 >>41927962 >>41928109 >>41927713 Pt. 2 >This guy, we'll call "R" >R gets her a cart and then with no help, get's all her supplies and brings it up to the front >"Now you're not gonna make me load this into my car are you teehee" >As soon as her backs turned he grimaces. >I try not to laugh >She has the biggest s--- eating grin >Her daughter goes straight for the candy and soda by the cashier and get's 2 candy bars and 1 gatorade >She gets 2 candy bars, a bag of chips, a redbull and a diet pepsi >"I'm sorry if I seem like a bitch. I just know how to get things done." >Ring her up, card declined >try again, declined again >her daughter has already eaten a candy bar >they've both opened their drinks >R has had to say he can't help other people because he's waiting to load this s--- into this bitches hatchback >declines again >She get's angry at me >She starts screaming in my face >"YOU ARE ONLY DOING THIS TO EMBARASS ME!" >"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY CARD, RUN IT AGAIN!" >"I USED IT AN HOUR AGO AT STARBUCKS!" >"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER! NOW!" >at this point, I'm just happy to get her out of my hands >"YES! What a good idea, let's get my manager." >Manager comes up >"What seems to be the problem?" >"I don't MEAN to complain, but this BITCH is purposefully not running my card because I called her out on being INCOMPETENT." >"Alright, well, let's run that card then." >Declined. >"Got any other way to pay?" >"THIS IS RIDICULOUS! -incoherent exasperated rage-" >"You should just give it to me for how I've been treated." >"Okay, R₁ put that stuff back. Sorry ma'am, if you can't pay, you don't get it." >She turns bright red, throws her opened redbull on the ground and literally "REEEEES" >She goes to leave and daughter goes to follow >Daughter still has the other candybar in her hand >My manager "I'm sorry, but you don't get that candybar either." >Daughter hands it to him looking sad >Mother comes back and is like "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER!" Cont'd Anonymous 06/26/17(Mon)06:00:44 No.41927946 >>41927962 >>41928109 >>41928127 >>41927863 pt 3 >By now she's recording us >My manager, R and I all look at each other >manager looks at me "Call the Cops." >She is gung ho about the idea. >Spends the time between when we call to when the cops get here shoving her camera phone in our faces >Trying to antagonize us >Manager sends me to break room to separate us >she tries to block my path >I try to walk around her but she's very wide > Sigh and start going left but faint right and get past her >She turns around and grabs my f------ hair >Manager goes up behind her and puts her in a choke hold >When cops get there, my scalp is bleeding >She claims she was defending herself and demands I be arrested >Her camera and our camera proves she assaulted me >She get's arrested and daughter get's taken >I got to go home early >Nothing came out of the civil suit except she's banned from Lowes S--- was insane.
Anonymous 06/26/17(Mon)05:38:21 No.41927713 >>41927863 >>41927892 >>41927962 >>41928109 >>41927143 (OP) I might be losing my cozy cashier job because of a health thing. So, I will drop some of my experiences dealing with fat customers in a Lowes. >be cashiering in lumber >I'm not allowed to move more than 10' from the register >have a small line >fat lady in scrubs with fat daughter waddle up >greet her but keep helping current customer >"Um, EXCUSE ME! I would like 2 treated studs and 4 bags of 50 lb cement." >"Okay, well, concrete is on aisle x, the studs are on aisley. The carts you'll need are in the middle on aisle z." >I go back to helping my current customer >"YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET THEM FOR ME?!" I know that sounds like s--- dialogue, but I'll never forget those words and how incredulously she said them. >"Ma'am, I'm a cashier, I can't leave the register.' >"Oh, so you won't CALL someone for me?" >Look at current customer with apologetic eyes >"Sure, I will call someone for you." >She huffs and crosses her arms >I call, but it turns out all 3 guys in the area are helping someone. >they say as soon as they are done they will meet the customer in the aisle with studs >I let her know and she stalks away >I finish with my line and looik down the aisle >she has whipped out her phone >No one is there immediately to take care of her >So she calls the stores main line that goes to customer service and tells them that I didn't help them >Yells at them to do a verbal page across the store >As soon as it goes off, I get a call from my lumber dept asking why customer service is making a page >One of the lumber guys goes over to help >She bitches that he doesn't bring a cart cont'd Anonymous 06/26/17(Mon)05:54:29 No.41927863 >>41927892 >>41927946 >>41927952 >>41927962 >>41928109 >>41927713 Pt. 2 >This guy, we'll call "R" >R gets her a cart and then with no help, get's all her supplies and brings it up to the front >"Now you're not gonna make me load this into my car are you teehee" >As soon as her backs turned he grimaces. >I try not to laugh >She has the biggest s--- eating grin >Her daughter goes straight for the candy and soda by the cashier and get's 2 candy bars and 1 gatorade >She gets 2 candy bars, a bag of chips, a redbull and a diet pepsi >"I'm sorry if I seem like a bitch. I just know how to get things done." >Ring her up, card declined >try again, declined again >her daughter has already eaten a candy bar >they've both opened their drinks >R has had to say he can't help other people because he's waiting to load this s--- into this bitches hatchback >declines again >She get's angry at me >She starts screaming in my face >"YOU ARE ONLY DOING THIS TO EMBARASS ME!" >"THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH MY CARD, RUN IT AGAIN!" >"I USED IT AN HOUR AGO AT STARBUCKS!" >"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR MANAGER! NOW!" >at this point, I'm just happy to get her out of my hands >"YES! What a good idea, let's get my manager." >Manager comes up >"What seems to be the problem?" >"I don't MEAN to complain, but this BITCH is purposefully not running my card because I called her out on being INCOMPETENT." >"Alright, well, let's run that card then." >Declined. >"Got any other way to pay?" >"THIS IS RIDICULOUS! -incoherent exasperated rage-" >"You should just give it to me for how I've been treated." >"Okay, R₁ put that stuff back. Sorry ma'am, if you can't pay, you don't get it." >She turns bright red, throws her opened redbull on the ground and literally "REEEEES" >She goes to leave and daughter goes to follow >Daughter still has the other candybar in her hand >My manager "I'm sorry, but you don't get that candybar either." >Daughter hands it to him looking sad >Mother comes back and is like "GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER!" Cont'd Anonymous 06/26/17(Mon)06:00:44 No.41927946 >>41927962 >>41928109 >>41928127 >>41927863 pt 3 >By now she's recording us >My manager, R and I all look at each other >manager looks at me "Call the Cops." >She is gung ho about the idea. >Spends the time between when we call to when the cops get here shoving her camera phone in our faces >Trying to antagonize us >Manager sends me to break room to separate us >she tries to block my path >I try to walk around her but she's very wide > Sigh and start going left but faint right and get past her >She turns around and grabs my f------ hair >Manager goes up behind her and puts her in a choke hold >When cops get there, my scalp is bleeding >She claims she was defending herself and demands I be arrested >Her camera and our camera proves she assaulted me >She get's arrested and daughter get's taken >I got to go home early >Nothing came out of the civil suit except she's banned from Lowes S--- was insane.

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Why tf would she say this | /r/Greentext

: And My mother won't let me move out My mother won't let me move ou(...) 09/09/23(Sat)20:09:58 No.29727753 66 KB JPG >I'm 21M >last year of college >thinking about moving out to the bigger neighbouring city >40 something mom >single and working full time >I've been dropping hints that I'm going to move once I'm done with my degree >she's avoiding them probably on purpose >had a fight with her where she said >"I've ruined my life for you and the least you could do for me is stay" >tfw Help
: And My mother won't let me move out My mother won't let me move ou(...) 09/09/23(Sat)20:09:58 No.29727753 66 KB JPG >I'm 21M >last year of college >thinking about moving out to the bigger neighbouring city >40 something mom >single and working full time >I've been dropping hints that I'm going to move once I'm done with my degree >she's avoiding them probably on purpose >had a fight with her where she said >"I've ruined my life for you and the least you could do for me is stay" >tfw Help

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Anon attempts to pee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DO MAK 09/09/23(Sat)09:46:46 No.29726438 102 KB JPG >go to the bathroom >in the process of starting to pee >cat comes running, up the bathroom counters, knocking some s--- up >get scared, hold in pee >pain in left testicle >not unbearable but not light either So i got piss up my seminal vesicles? can this neuter me? should i c-- to get it out? help me.
: Anonymous DO MAK 09/09/23(Sat)09:46:46 No.29726438 102 KB JPG >go to the bathroom >in the process of starting to pee >cat comes running, up the bathroom counters, knocking some s--- up >get scared, hold in pee >pain in left testicle >not unbearable but not light either So i got piss up my seminal vesicles? can this neuter me? should i c-- to get it out? help me.

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A cryptic query | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ? 47 KB JPG 09/09/23(Sat)12:44:06 No.74677303 >Know a guy that f---- >Mid 30s >Ugly >Has somewhat decent savings (200k) >Constantly f---- hot 18 year olds >How?
Anonymous ? 47 KB JPG 09/09/23(Sat)12:44:06 No.74677303 >Know a guy that f---- >Mid 30s >Ugly >Has somewhat decent savings (200k) >Constantly f---- hot 18 year olds >How?

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Ricecels back at it again | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 40 KB PNG 09/09/23(Sat)10:18:13 No.74676591 >tfw you will never have a chance with top tier Nippon women >tfw you will never be able to understand their godsend language >tfw you will never live and die for the great sun emperor why even live? >tfw you was never born in the greatest country >tfw your name will never be Hiroshi
: Anonymous 40 KB PNG 09/09/23(Sat)10:18:13 No.74676591 >tfw you will never have a chance with top tier Nippon women >tfw you will never be able to understand their godsend language >tfw you will never live and die for the great sun emperor why even live? >tfw you was never born in the greatest country >tfw your name will never be Hiroshi

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Daily life of a browncel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I ordered a happy meal) but I'm still sad...w-- 209 KB JPG 09/09/23(Sat)15:00:17 No.74678129 20 years old into life and yet not a single gf. Constantly horny and yearn for meaningful relationship and sex. I tried and they always say >Sorry anon I like white guy. You are brown so.. >Sorry anon, but I am a lesbian. >Sorry anon, I have a crush on your friend. >Sorry anon, I only want to be friend with you. >Sorry anon, I am not lookong for a relationship right now. >Sorry anon, You are just too short and not my type. Tf am I doing wrong? Why is everyone like this?
: Anonymous I ordered a happy meal) but I'm still sad...w-- 209 KB JPG 09/09/23(Sat)15:00:17 No.74678129 20 years old into life and yet not a single gf. Constantly horny and yearn for meaningful relationship and sex. I tried and they always say >Sorry anon I like white guy. You are brown so.. >Sorry anon, but I am a lesbian. >Sorry anon, I have a crush on your friend. >Sorry anon, I only want to be friend with you. >Sorry anon, I am not lookong for a relationship right now. >Sorry anon, You are just too short and not my type. Tf am I doing wrong? Why is everyone like this?

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: Anonymous 09/09/23(Sat)14:43:37 No.74678017 SHUT UP O BEFORE I KISS YOU ON THE LIPS 1671547700461.jpg 22 KB JPG >gf messages me about how she thinks she looks ugly >try to convince her that she isn't, because she really isn't >doesn't believe me, keeps sending messages about how she thinks she's ugly >send her this image to make her feel better or laugh >doesn't reply It's been an hour. I'm such an idiot.
: Anonymous 09/09/23(Sat)14:43:37 No.74678017 SHUT UP O BEFORE I KISS YOU ON THE LIPS 1671547700461.jpg 22 KB JPG >gf messages me about how she thinks she looks ugly >try to convince her that she isn't, because she really isn't >doesn't believe me, keeps sending messages about how she thinks she's ugly >send her this image to make her feel better or laugh >doesn't reply It's been an hour. I'm such an idiot.

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