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Anon’s girlfriend makes her feel loved | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/13/19(Thu)20:31:08 No.802160267 >be me >be 14 >only female on this site >depressed af >new girl joins the my boxing club >11/10 qt 3.14 64 KB JPG >we become friends >find out she lives 2 minutes away from me >hang out every day >start to crush on her >grow some balls and confess my feelings >she likes me back >parents homophobic so we date in secret >ugly ass friend from school keeps asking me out >she's creepy af >i tell her i'm in a relationship but she persists >turns into borderline stalking >she follows me to the cinema where i'm meeting my gf >takes pictures of us kissing >outs us to the school >we tell people about her harassing us and about her r--- fetish >mfw people stick up for us 1 year passes >plan fancy dinner date for our 1 year anniversary >living with gf and her supportive family cause parents kicked me out >she gets sick so we lie in bed instead >she feels bad for "ruining" our anniversary >throws up then passes out with her head on my chest >mfw i feel loved >mfw i'm not depressed anymore >mfw i finally have a supportive family I made it /b/
: Anonymous 06/13/19(Thu)20:31:08 No.802160267 >be me >be 14 >only female on this site >depressed af >new girl joins the my boxing club >11/10 qt 3.14 64 KB JPG >we become friends >find out she lives 2 minutes away from me >hang out every day >start to crush on her >grow some balls and confess my feelings >she likes me back >parents homophobic so we date in secret >ugly ass friend from school keeps asking me out >she's creepy af >i tell her i'm in a relationship but she persists >turns into borderline stalking >she follows me to the cinema where i'm meeting my gf >takes pictures of us kissing >outs us to the school >we tell people about her harassing us and about her r--- fetish >mfw people stick up for us 1 year passes >plan fancy dinner date for our 1 year anniversary >living with gf and her supportive family cause parents kicked me out >she gets sick so we lie in bed instead >she feels bad for "ruining" our anniversary >throws up then passes out with her head on my chest >mfw i feel loved >mfw i'm not depressed anymore >mfw i finally have a supportive family I made it /b/

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Anon is named Jesus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)04:30:09 No.64728591 >be my Asian grandfather >tired of living in Cambodia >decide to move to America >the property I bought just so happens to be in a Mexican neighborhood >celebrate all the Mexican holidays 94 KB JPG just not to look out of place >son eventually marries a Latina girl and they have their own son >they name him Jesus Why the f--- is my name Jesus
: Anonymous 07/27/21(Tue)04:30:09 No.64728591 >be my Asian grandfather >tired of living in Cambodia >decide to move to America >the property I bought just so happens to be in a Mexican neighborhood >celebrate all the Mexican holidays 94 KB JPG just not to look out of place >son eventually marries a Latina girl and they have their own son >they name him Jesus Why the f--- is my name Jesus

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Anon is confused | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)19:28:06 No.27883609 >Gave birth to himself to kill himself as a sacrifice himself in order to appease himself so that he would no longer have to throw us into a fiery pit for all eternity because he made us in a way that was not up to his own very high standard 31 KB JPG Thanks? 94 Replies / 6 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 03/09/21(Tue)19:28:06 No.27883609 >Gave birth to himself to kill himself as a sacrifice himself in order to appease himself so that he would no longer have to throw us into a fiery pit for all eternity because he made us in a way that was not up to his own very high standard 31 KB JPG Thanks? 94 Replies / 6 Images View Thread

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Door Stopper Goes BOING | /r/Greentext

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Anon sends nintendo a dick pic | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/11/22(Fri)14:49:41 No.67742123 > be me > smoking weed in bathtub > start up Pokemon Go as I never really deleted it from my phone > see a diglett > click on it and my camera turns on showing my body in the bath > suddenly pokemon go gives a 42 KB JPG disclaimer about innapropriate behaviour on the camera. ... does the CCP have my d--- pics guys...
Anonymous 03/11/22(Fri)14:49:41 No.67742123 > be me > smoking weed in bathtub > start up Pokemon Go as I never really deleted it from my phone > see a diglett > click on it and my camera turns on showing my body in the bath > suddenly pokemon go gives a 42 KB JPG disclaimer about innapropriate behaviour on the camera. ... does the CCP have my d--- pics guys...

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Anon is secretly Sonic The Hedgehog | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/21/21(Thu)05:06:17 No.65843364 >be me >walking around with loose change >pockets full of coin >hapilly stroling wen >egads >trip on the sidewalk >flop face first to it 82 KB JPG >all my loose change comes out of my pockets >guy comes in >"you okay there sonic?" >fml
: Anonymous 10/21/21(Thu)05:06:17 No.65843364 >be me >walking around with loose change >pockets full of coin >hapilly stroling wen >egads >trip on the sidewalk >flop face first to it 82 KB JPG >all my loose change comes out of my pockets >guy comes in >"you okay there sonic?" >fml

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Anon Doesn’t like the backrooms | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)13:08:35 No.549984012 2>54998412 e: 1607694157686.jpg (429 KB, 1082x928) >DUDE CHECK IT OUT >THERE'S NOTHING HERE, ISN'T THAT SCARY???
Anonymous 03/29/21(Mon)13:08:35 No.549984012 2>54998412 e: 1607694157686.jpg (429 KB, 1082x928) >DUDE CHECK IT OUT >THERE'S NOTHING HERE, ISN'T THAT SCARY???

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Anon is a war economy enjoyer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)20:39:51 No.595677505 MGR -_Best_of_Sundowner_0-14_screenshot[1].jpg| 35 KB JPG >Metal gear solid >"War is bad and you should feel bad for it" >Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance >"War is based because it allows the good to defend what is right, all of the excuses Japan makes about pacifism is just that, an excuse, Japan should re-arm to prepare for the new centaury" How did they get away with this?
: Anonymous 04/14/22(Thu)20:39:51 No.595677505 MGR -_Best_of_Sundowner_0-14_screenshot[1].jpg| 35 KB JPG >Metal gear solid >"War is bad and you should feel bad for it" >Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance >"War is based because it allows the good to defend what is right, all of the excuses Japan makes about pacifism is just that, an excuse, Japan should re-arm to prepare for the new centaury" How did they get away with this?

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Anon gets a phone call | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)08:48:19 No.68540690 >laying in bed >suddenly get a phone call but it only rings once >most likely a wrong number that realized they dialed wrong hence the 1 ring >the call is from a female name 48 KB JPG >wait a few minutes to make it seem like I wasn't around to hear the 1 ring and to call the number back since I'm so lonely and desperate for a human connection outside my family and various cashiers from local stores >call the number, they don't answer >what would have been a small inconsequential 15 second conversation about them being sorry and calling the wrong number and me saying it's no problem; have a good night would have the highlight of my night if they had a nice feminine voice, and would have been the highlight of my entire day had I not found that quarter on the floor earlier end of greentext
: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)08:48:19 No.68540690 >laying in bed >suddenly get a phone call but it only rings once >most likely a wrong number that realized they dialed wrong hence the 1 ring >the call is from a female name 48 KB JPG >wait a few minutes to make it seem like I wasn't around to hear the 1 ring and to call the number back since I'm so lonely and desperate for a human connection outside my family and various cashiers from local stores >call the number, they don't answer >what would have been a small inconsequential 15 second conversation about them being sorry and calling the wrong number and me saying it's no problem; have a good night would have the highlight of my night if they had a nice feminine voice, and would have been the highlight of my entire day had I not found that quarter on the floor earlier end of greentext

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Anon's Mom doesn't discriminate | /r/Greentext

O Anonymous I-1 09/05/20(Sat)01:11:33 No.129919342 File: 1599187904873.jpg (54 KB, 908x666) >Mom found my gigachad folder >Says she saw a folder of buff half naked guys on my computer and asks if I'm gay
O Anonymous I-1 09/05/20(Sat)01:11:33 No.129919342 File: 1599187904873.jpg (54 KB, 908x666) >Mom found my gigachad folder >Says she saw a folder of buff half naked guys on my computer and asks if I'm gay

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False idolatry | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)06:34:36 No.68542191 >be in highschool >be in "who's your idol?" class activity >"who's your idol anon?" >"Hatsune Miku" >"f------ weeb" some chads behind chuckle 27 KB JPG >teacher turns to class thot >"who's your idol Anette?" >"Ching Chong Ping Pong" or something related to Крор >all of girls in class start howling like a pack of wolves why life must be this cruel?
: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)06:34:36 No.68542191 >be in highschool >be in "who's your idol?" class activity >"who's your idol anon?" >"Hatsune Miku" >"f------ weeb" some chads behind chuckle 27 KB JPG >teacher turns to class thot >"who's your idol Anette?" >"Ching Chong Ping Pong" or something related to Крор >all of girls in class start howling like a pack of wolves why life must be this cruel?

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Anon writes a poem | /r/Greentext

2h (5/8 8:30) · 68538608 32 Re · 4 Img · JPG · 461KB · (1085 × 877) 10 Replies "Despite", A Poem in Five Lines >lf a woman ever does love me, she will love me despite me >She will love me despite how ugly I am, and think herself better than other women for not being so concerned about looks >She will love me despite how poor I am, and think herself independent for not needing a rich man to take care of her >She will love me despite how depressed I am, and think herself a good person for taking care of one so in need >All this to say, that no woman will ever love me 2h (5/8 8:50) · 68538819 1 Reply >>68538608 (OP) This doesnt rhyme at all. What a s----- poem. •..
2h (5/8 8:30) · 68538608 32 Re · 4 Img · JPG · 461KB · (1085 × 877) 10 Replies "Despite", A Poem in Five Lines >lf a woman ever does love me, she will love me despite me >She will love me despite how ugly I am, and think herself better than other women for not being so concerned about looks >She will love me despite how poor I am, and think herself independent for not needing a rich man to take care of her >She will love me despite how depressed I am, and think herself a good person for taking care of one so in need >All this to say, that no woman will ever love me 2h (5/8 8:50) · 68538819 1 Reply >>68538608 (OP) This doesnt rhyme at all. What a s----- poem. •..

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Anon owns chickens | /r/Greentext

Rooster learns its place in the universe Rooster learns its place in th(...) 07/17/21(Sat)11:02:17 No.3867769 >be me >putting out old tortilla scraps to feed to my subjects >they are grateful before their god, the eggs will be bountiful this moon >take a break from providing for my helpless worshippers to pee 170 KB PNG >cocky alpha rooster attempts to challenge its god >strikes at me with its foot >does nothing, like a little bitch, only able to get dirt and chicken s--- on my shoe >ohshit.jpg >stands tall, intimidating it with my godlike aura, and terrifies the puny mortal by kicking the air near it >runs in fear to the other chickens, who laugh at its godlessness >demoted to beta >as it's running towards them I throw a stick at it, which strikes, further humiliating beta rooster >leave I am a merciful god, but when my authority is disrespected, my subjects will know my wrath.
Rooster learns its place in the universe Rooster learns its place in th(...) 07/17/21(Sat)11:02:17 No.3867769 >be me >putting out old tortilla scraps to feed to my subjects >they are grateful before their god, the eggs will be bountiful this moon >take a break from providing for my helpless worshippers to pee 170 KB PNG >cocky alpha rooster attempts to challenge its god >strikes at me with its foot >does nothing, like a little bitch, only able to get dirt and chicken s--- on my shoe >ohshit.jpg >stands tall, intimidating it with my godlike aura, and terrifies the puny mortal by kicking the air near it >runs in fear to the other chickens, who laugh at its godlessness >demoted to beta >as it's running towards them I throw a stick at it, which strikes, further humiliating beta rooster >leave I am a merciful god, but when my authority is disrespected, my subjects will know my wrath.

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Anon is worried | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous I'm worried about my friend 05/08/22(Sun)03:00:54 No.167709581 Gender dysphoria should be treated, not encouraged. The blood of thousands of people who committed suicide is on the hands of sickos who refused to give them proper treatment and instead wanted to run a social experiment. 11 KB JPG You're beautiful just the way you were born. Always remember that. It's okay to be a feminine man, it's okay to be a masculine woman. You're healthy, nature didn't make a mistake. Celebrate who you are.
: Anonymous I'm worried about my friend 05/08/22(Sun)03:00:54 No.167709581 Gender dysphoria should be treated, not encouraged. The blood of thousands of people who committed suicide is on the hands of sickos who refused to give them proper treatment and instead wanted to run a social experiment. 11 KB JPG You're beautiful just the way you were born. Always remember that. It's okay to be a feminine man, it's okay to be a masculine woman. You're healthy, nature didn't make a mistake. Celebrate who you are.

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Anon touches grass | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)18:03:23 No.877759181 1637247439088.png 1.92 MB PNG >be me >Bored at home >Call all my friends for a walk >No one wants >No problem, I will go alone >Dress properly >Buy a energy drink >Sit near a park >nice weather >Feeling good /b/ros Don't be afraid to do things alone
: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)18:03:23 No.877759181 1637247439088.png 1.92 MB PNG >be me >Bored at home >Call all my friends for a walk >No one wants >No problem, I will go alone >Dress properly >Buy a energy drink >Sit near a park >nice weather >Feeling good /b/ros Don't be afraid to do things alone

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Anon has Spiderman cum | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)03:39:48 No.877001801 I have spiderman c--. >be me >cooms >normal j--- comes out >wipe away >afterwards I slowly pull a leftover string of c-- out of my d--- hole 114 KB PNG >it can get really long >l can feel it coming out of my urethra >wet_noodle.mov >mfw >it's really stretchy and is definitely a solid but can still break easily >lf I wrap it between my index fingers it can support the weight of my hand >mfw I have my own web shooter formula >mfw I probably have f----- up sperm so l'm probably sterile and don't have to worry about knocking some w---- up >My length record is my entire arm span | Is this normal? My friend suggested I try swinging from a building with it.
: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)03:39:48 No.877001801 I have spiderman c--. >be me >cooms >normal j--- comes out >wipe away >afterwards I slowly pull a leftover string of c-- out of my d--- hole 114 KB PNG >it can get really long >l can feel it coming out of my urethra >wet_noodle.mov >mfw >it's really stretchy and is definitely a solid but can still break easily >lf I wrap it between my index fingers it can support the weight of my hand >mfw I have my own web shooter formula >mfw I probably have f----- up sperm so l'm probably sterile and don't have to worry about knocking some w---- up >My length record is my entire arm span | Is this normal? My friend suggested I try swinging from a building with it.

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Anon is superior | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)15:39:32 No.877752590 >Being me >My first relationship >She asks me what our wedding would be like >l tell her l'd like it to be Dark Souls 2 themed >Have the most beautiful wedding you could imagine 125 KB JPG >win the lottery >Have like 20 kids >Live the rest of our lives without sorrow feeling happy and fulfilled, thanking god everyday for not making me a bloodborne fan
: Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)15:39:32 No.877752590 >Being me >My first relationship >She asks me what our wedding would be like >l tell her l'd like it to be Dark Souls 2 themed >Have the most beautiful wedding you could imagine 125 KB JPG >win the lottery >Have like 20 kids >Live the rest of our lives without sorrow feeling happy and fulfilled, thanking god everyday for not making me a bloodborne fan

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Anon has a dilemma. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)10:15:21 No.68543545 >can't get money without a job >can't get to a job without transportation >can't get a means of transportation without money >parents refuse to help How does one escape this exactly? 98 KB GIF
Anonymous 05/08/22(Sun)10:15:21 No.68543545 >can't get money without a job >can't get to a job without transportation >can't get a means of transportation without money >parents refuse to help How does one escape this exactly? 98 KB GIF

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