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: Anonymous Good road rage avoidance metho(...) 05/06/22(Fri)15:54:23 No.68517059 >Be me >Driving dad around some government offices >Squeeze into a lane to merge into traffic >Truck besides me so some guy spazzes out and starts honking behind >Don't let him pass around >When he finally pulls up besides me he 64 KB JPG starts shouting >Father and the guy both shouting and cursing just pure losing it >Swerves and stops car in front of me >Average white collar wagie. Head to toe in ironed white shirt and black trousers with a tie >I just wore some shorts and a beater >Points at me and starts cursing >Start speaking in spanish back >He's confused and angry >Shouts more >Shout back in spanish at him >"I know you understand me your father does too" >Speak the next arguments in french. Just basic words like good morning and s--- >Guy leaves Duolingo Owl saved the day boys
: Anonymous Good road rage avoidance metho(...) 05/06/22(Fri)15:54:23 No.68517059 >Be me >Driving dad around some government offices >Squeeze into a lane to merge into traffic >Truck besides me so some guy spazzes out and starts honking behind >Don't let him pass around >When he finally pulls up besides me he 64 KB JPG starts shouting >Father and the guy both shouting and cursing just pure losing it >Swerves and stops car in front of me >Average white collar wagie. Head to toe in ironed white shirt and black trousers with a tie >I just wore some shorts and a beater >Points at me and starts cursing >Start speaking in spanish back >He's confused and angry >Shouts more >Shout back in spanish at him >"I know you understand me your father does too" >Speak the next arguments in french. Just basic words like good morning and s--- >Guy leaves Duolingo Owl saved the day boys

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The Devastator Depp | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: rd4Nc3AA ) E 05/05/22(Thu)23:52:56 No.376264220 >>376268852 >>376268874 >>376268999 >>376269333 >>376269478 >>376269809 >>376270150 File: poopie.jpg (19 KB, 269x305) Amber opened her eyes first thing in the morning and was immediately greeted by a force colliding with her nose, instantly breaking it. Johnny "The Devastator" Depp retracted his forehead from her face and said with a sneer - "good morning, c---. Not so tough now, are ya?" Blood spurted from Amber's nose and landed on the pillow, but she bravely tried to get up. She would not take this from him. Johnny laughed cruelly and drove his fist into her crotch. Amber screamed and immediately started weeping. falling back into the bed's embrace. Johnny told her quietly not to get up but in a fit of defiance, Amber said "you can't do this, I'm your wife." Johnny raised his eyebrows. "Oh, I can't? Then watch this." Suddenly, Johnny inserted his entire hand up Amber's vagina and then raised her up towards the ceiling like a sacrifice to the wind gods. With a loud howl, the Depp slammed his betrothed down onto the dirty carpet and not a second later launched his entire body towards her, elbow aimed right at her head. As soon as he slammed into Amber at terminal velocity, she instantly exploded into tiny pieces like a balloon. Johnny observed her ashes on the rug and said to himself with a sneer - "how's that for the #MeToo movement, bitch?" - before grabbing his megapint of cocaine and walking towards the bathroom, ready to paint a penis on the mirror.
Anonymous (ID: rd4Nc3AA ) E 05/05/22(Thu)23:52:56 No.376264220 >>376268852 >>376268874 >>376268999 >>376269333 >>376269478 >>376269809 >>376270150 File: poopie.jpg (19 KB, 269x305) Amber opened her eyes first thing in the morning and was immediately greeted by a force colliding with her nose, instantly breaking it. Johnny "The Devastator" Depp retracted his forehead from her face and said with a sneer - "good morning, c---. Not so tough now, are ya?" Blood spurted from Amber's nose and landed on the pillow, but she bravely tried to get up. She would not take this from him. Johnny laughed cruelly and drove his fist into her crotch. Amber screamed and immediately started weeping. falling back into the bed's embrace. Johnny told her quietly not to get up but in a fit of defiance, Amber said "you can't do this, I'm your wife." Johnny raised his eyebrows. "Oh, I can't? Then watch this." Suddenly, Johnny inserted his entire hand up Amber's vagina and then raised her up towards the ceiling like a sacrifice to the wind gods. With a loud howl, the Depp slammed his betrothed down onto the dirty carpet and not a second later launched his entire body towards her, elbow aimed right at her head. As soon as he slammed into Amber at terminal velocity, she instantly exploded into tiny pieces like a balloon. Johnny observed her ashes on the rug and said to himself with a sneer - "how's that for the #MeToo movement, bitch?" - before grabbing his megapint of cocaine and walking towards the bathroom, ready to paint a penis on the mirror.

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Anon goes to NYC | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/04/22(Wed)23:21:03 No.877549761 >live in small suburban city >literally cannot walk anywhere >decent amount of cars >go to nyc >can literally walk everywhere 36 KB JPG >subway takes you across 90% of the city >24/7 traffic jams
: Anonymous 05/04/22(Wed)23:21:03 No.877549761 >live in small suburban city >literally cannot walk anywhere >decent amount of cars >go to nyc >can literally walk everywhere 36 KB JPG >subway takes you across 90% of the city >24/7 traffic jams

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Anon finds hope | /r/Greentext

No.32491590 9 minutes ago JPG 80.2 KİB 500x484 >>32491425 (OP) >play russian roulette with my revolver every night for a year >never die >on night 365, play and lose russian roulette again, think it's some kind of miracle, stop being depressed and resolve to start living life right >go out to shoot off the round triumphantly, cycle every chamber, it doesn't fire >figure out the round was just defective 3 replies •..
No.32491590 9 minutes ago JPG 80.2 KİB 500x484 >>32491425 (OP) >play russian roulette with my revolver every night for a year >never die >on night 365, play and lose russian roulette again, think it's some kind of miracle, stop being depressed and resolve to start living life right >go out to shoot off the round triumphantly, cycle every chamber, it doesn't fire >figure out the round was just defective 3 replies •..

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Anon gets fucking destroyed | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)01:04:47 No.4160710 Photo provided courtesy of Erin Maxwell. fqopeyyi29x81.jpg 40 KB JPG >see this >get hard : Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)02:45:36 No.4160828 It is the only thing that will suck you after all >>4160945 # >>4161014 # >>4161023 # >>4161034 # >>4161036 # >>4161059 #
: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)01:04:47 No.4160710 Photo provided courtesy of Erin Maxwell. fqopeyyi29x81.jpg 40 KB JPG >see this >get hard : Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)02:45:36 No.4160828 It is the only thing that will suck you after all >>4160945 # >>4161014 # >>4161023 # >>4161034 # >>4161036 # >>4161059 #

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Anon doesn't believe in trees | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)11:07:52 No.68517637 >tiny seed falls on ground >all it eats is dirt, water, and sunlight >grows into massive tree There's no way trees are real. People are retarded to believe an entire tree comes from one little 248 KB JPG seed.
: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)11:07:52 No.68517637 >tiny seed falls on ground >all it eats is dirt, water, and sunlight >grows into massive tree There's no way trees are real. People are retarded to believe an entire tree comes from one little 248 KB JPG seed.

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Anon is sad. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/05/22(Thu)03:01:42 No.130429701 >>130427500 (OP) # >Lucy and the others belittle Emmet's optimism and cheery attitude the whole movie >Emmet is so used to this that when the person he loves actually reaffirms the 532 KB PNG optimism she spent so much time trashing, he refuses to believe it's genuine at all. Damn... >>130429739 # >>130431883 # >>130432029 #
: Anonymous 05/05/22(Thu)03:01:42 No.130429701 >>130427500 (OP) # >Lucy and the others belittle Emmet's optimism and cheery attitude the whole movie >Emmet is so used to this that when the person he loves actually reaffirms the 532 KB PNG optimism she spent so much time trashing, he refuses to believe it's genuine at all. Damn... >>130429739 # >>130431883 # >>130432029 #

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Anon needs salvation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)00:40:09 No.68508892 >Hype myself up and prepare to go take a long walk in the park while listening to some music and maybe podcast >Arrive at the park >See a lot of young beautiful couples 51 KB PNG >Leave and drive back home No where is safe.
: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)00:40:09 No.68508892 >Hype myself up and prepare to go take a long walk in the park while listening to some music and maybe podcast >Arrive at the park >See a lot of young beautiful couples 51 KB PNG >Leave and drive back home No where is safe.

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Anon just wants to be treated as a human bean. | /r/Greentext


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Anon has a kinky girlfriend | /r/Greentext


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The smell of defeat | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)01:01:44 No.68513329 >tfw haven't showered in like 3 weeks >went to the landomat >saw this cute girl I know who always gives me a big hug when I see her >She's clearly not wearing a bra >l have to avoid the hug because I VEER 59 KB JPG know i probably smell bad. Could have had titles pressed against me. Feels bad.
: Anonymous 05/06/22(Fri)01:01:44 No.68513329 >tfw haven't showered in like 3 weeks >went to the landomat >saw this cute girl I know who always gives me a big hug when I see her >She's clearly not wearing a bra >l have to avoid the hug because I VEER 59 KB JPG know i probably smell bad. Could have had titles pressed against me. Feels bad.

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Anon doesnt believe Ember Heard | /r/Greentext


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Anon gets robbed | /r/Greentext

U Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >>32360378 >>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night
U Anonymous 10/27/16(Thu)07:10:15 No.32360229 File: 223211b5a1.png (440 KB, 632x604) >>32360378 >>32360816 Not really cringe, but I have a story from a friend about missing social cues. >Walking around town late at night >Reach a guy sitting on the sidewalk, he asks me for money >"Sorry man, I don't have any money." >"I have a knife." >"Nah, that's okay man, I don't need a knife" >Walk away, don't realize I was getting robbed until later that night

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anon faces a problem | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/18/21(Sat)14:04:41 No.66614926 >tfw too intelligent for heterosexuality Being gay is my only hope of finding a partner even close to my intellectual league. 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/18/21(Sat)15:40:12 No.66616042 Are you from Ancient Greece or something
: Anonymous 12/18/21(Sat)14:04:41 No.66614926 >tfw too intelligent for heterosexuality Being gay is my only hope of finding a partner even close to my intellectual league. 35 KB JPG : Anonymous 12/18/21(Sat)15:40:12 No.66616042 Are you from Ancient Greece or something

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Anon was bullied | /r/Greentext


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Suffer Thunder | /r/Greentext


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Anon's opinions are popular | /r/Greentext


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