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01/06/19(Sun)20:52:24 No.789321110 Anonymous >be me, 23yo, shy c--- >spent three years in a toxic relationship being constantly emotionally abused 11 KB JPG >ex dumped me for some swaggot couple years back because he was a f------- and got bored of me >apparently ended poorly (who would've thought?) >texted me some time back that she missed me and how I always treated her well and pampered her and how she's sorry fuckthatnoise.mp3 >left her on read and moved on, still feeling a bunch of inner turmoil >ran into her at local market today >she came up to me (even though I did my best to avoid her) >tries initiating conversation >something inside me gets ignited >"I'm sorry, do I know you?" >she's confused and goes "are you f------ kidding, it's me, xxxxxx" >"Ooh, s---, I didn't recognize you! THAT'S what you look like now? Talk about dodging a f------ bullet." >I walk off without saying anything else to her >saw her walking out bawling her eyes out >I feel closure and empowerment, anons >I think I'm ready for the dating scene again
01/06/19(Sun)20:52:24 No.789321110 Anonymous >be me, 23yo, shy c--- >spent three years in a toxic relationship being constantly emotionally abused 11 KB JPG >ex dumped me for some swaggot couple years back because he was a f------- and got bored of me >apparently ended poorly (who would've thought?) >texted me some time back that she missed me and how I always treated her well and pampered her and how she's sorry fuckthatnoise.mp3 >left her on read and moved on, still feeling a bunch of inner turmoil >ran into her at local market today >she came up to me (even though I did my best to avoid her) >tries initiating conversation >something inside me gets ignited >"I'm sorry, do I know you?" >she's confused and goes "are you f------ kidding, it's me, xxxxxx" >"Ooh, s---, I didn't recognize you! THAT'S what you look like now? Talk about dodging a f------ bullet." >I walk off without saying anything else to her >saw her walking out bawling her eyes out >I feel closure and empowerment, anons >I think I'm ready for the dating scene again

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Anon gets revenge. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Girl who used to ghost me is m(...) 04/29/22(Fri)03:40:57 No.68418410 >be me >chilling >she comes into my life >we hit it off pretty soon >go on a few dates, other than her being on her phone most of the time, we had a good time 1017 KB PNG >she starts ghosting me occasionally out of nowhere for almost 3 months, and her ghosting gets pretty serious at the end. >she apparently doesn't have any excuse >I stopped asking her why after few weeks, I didn't care when she replied to me >once it took her 2 weeks to reply to me...2 weeks, meanwhile she continued to post stories on insta >try to explain her that if this goes on, im out >she reassured me it won't happen again and other bs she used to feed me at that time >she lied >I got over it, stopped talking to her right then and there >it's been 5 months since I last texted her, meanwhile she texted me 11 times >Initially she thought I was joking and told me stop goofing around, but I left her on read every single time >what goes around comes around.
Anonymous Girl who used to ghost me is m(...) 04/29/22(Fri)03:40:57 No.68418410 >be me >chilling >she comes into my life >we hit it off pretty soon >go on a few dates, other than her being on her phone most of the time, we had a good time 1017 KB PNG >she starts ghosting me occasionally out of nowhere for almost 3 months, and her ghosting gets pretty serious at the end. >she apparently doesn't have any excuse >I stopped asking her why after few weeks, I didn't care when she replied to me >once it took her 2 weeks to reply to me...2 weeks, meanwhile she continued to post stories on insta >try to explain her that if this goes on, im out >she reassured me it won't happen again and other bs she used to feed me at that time >she lied >I got over it, stopped talking to her right then and there >it's been 5 months since I last texted her, meanwhile she texted me 11 times >Initially she thought I was joking and told me stop goofing around, but I left her on read every single time >what goes around comes around.

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Anon conquers the neighbourhood | /r/Greentext

04/28/22(Thu)06:06:44 No.68405968 >be me >live at my home >live in upper-middle class area and everyone in my area is some haughty yuppie c--- with some b------- job in marketing >do things like pilaties and own gay dogs like french bulldogs, etc 143 KB JPG >take garbage to the side of my street >assholes fill it with their dog's s--- >some don't even bag it >f------ gross >i even have a sign out front saying don't do this but they do it anyway >start buying bricks, around 1000 bricks actually >leave ample supply in my room and keep a few on my window frame. rest are in my shed >garbage cans are out >a------ comes along and puts dog s--- in garbage >tell him to f--- off, he flips me off >gave him fair warning, throw brick at him >hits him in the leg >looks like that hurt >ready to throw second but he limps off in pain >success >another comes along >throw brick, hits him in the head >goes down hard, dog runs off in fear >police get called and show up >no one knows what happened, cops just say he was mugged by n------ or something >continue this for a few weeks, several scalps claimed etc etc >notice a decline in yuppies walking dogs on my street >furthermore people avoid me in the neighbourhood, cross the street as i approach >several rumours about me spread >mfw i have conquered an entire neighbourhood of yuppies by assaulting them with bricks >to this day none have even attempted to challenge my claim to power Anonymous
04/28/22(Thu)06:06:44 No.68405968 >be me >live at my home >live in upper-middle class area and everyone in my area is some haughty yuppie c--- with some b------- job in marketing >do things like pilaties and own gay dogs like french bulldogs, etc 143 KB JPG >take garbage to the side of my street >assholes fill it with their dog's s--- >some don't even bag it >f------ gross >i even have a sign out front saying don't do this but they do it anyway >start buying bricks, around 1000 bricks actually >leave ample supply in my room and keep a few on my window frame. rest are in my shed >garbage cans are out >a------ comes along and puts dog s--- in garbage >tell him to f--- off, he flips me off >gave him fair warning, throw brick at him >hits him in the leg >looks like that hurt >ready to throw second but he limps off in pain >success >another comes along >throw brick, hits him in the head >goes down hard, dog runs off in fear >police get called and show up >no one knows what happened, cops just say he was mugged by n------ or something >continue this for a few weeks, several scalps claimed etc etc >notice a decline in yuppies walking dogs on my street >furthermore people avoid me in the neighbourhood, cross the street as i approach >several rumours about me spread >mfw i have conquered an entire neighbourhood of yuppies by assaulting them with bricks >to this day none have even attempted to challenge my claim to power Anonymous

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Femanon can't get a boyfriend | /r/Greentext

04/28/22(Thu)09:24:26 No.877111217 HOLDING HANDS... ...PRINCESS CARRY... ...KISS MY CHEEK... ...KISS MY FOREHEAD... I HAD ...SAY YOU LOVE ME... ...WAH NOTHING NEXT, TO HI BUT LEWD ..WHISPER IN MY EAR. THINGS ON MY MIND. ...SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM.. ...TALKING ABOUT FEELINGS... ...HUG ME TIGHTLY... Inst ....CALL ME CUTE... of..BRUSH MY HAIR ...TOUCH MY EARS..... PROPOSE TO ME. 36yv6xut5su31.jpg 130 KB JPG >Be me >Be virgin femcel >Try to get attention from a guy >He's physically and mentally under my league and 5 years older, but I'm desperate >Man's autistic but sweet, sometimes funny >I'm the one chasing after him >Says he loves me but 'he isn't prepared' >Try to get advice from boy friends >"Women have it easy but they're always going out with chads, surely you're looking in the wrong place" >Try to get advice form girl friends >"Literally not a single man will care about you, they're all just assholes. You should focus on your career for now" Since when has this weird gender love war been going on? I only want to cuddle with a man : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)09:26:20 No.877111283 >>877111217 (OP) # t--- or gtfo >>877111492 # : Anonymous hoft ...LIVING TOGETHER...
04/28/22(Thu)09:24:26 No.877111217 HOLDING HANDS... ...PRINCESS CARRY... ...KISS MY CHEEK... ...KISS MY FOREHEAD... I HAD ...SAY YOU LOVE ME... ...WAH NOTHING NEXT, TO HI BUT LEWD ..WHISPER IN MY EAR. THINGS ON MY MIND. ...SLEEPING IN THE SAME ROOM.. ...TALKING ABOUT FEELINGS... ...HUG ME TIGHTLY... Inst ....CALL ME CUTE... of..BRUSH MY HAIR ...TOUCH MY EARS..... PROPOSE TO ME. 36yv6xut5su31.jpg 130 KB JPG >Be me >Be virgin femcel >Try to get attention from a guy >He's physically and mentally under my league and 5 years older, but I'm desperate >Man's autistic but sweet, sometimes funny >I'm the one chasing after him >Says he loves me but 'he isn't prepared' >Try to get advice from boy friends >"Women have it easy but they're always going out with chads, surely you're looking in the wrong place" >Try to get advice form girl friends >"Literally not a single man will care about you, they're all just assholes. You should focus on your career for now" Since when has this weird gender love war been going on? I only want to cuddle with a man : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)09:26:20 No.877111283 >>877111217 (OP) # t--- or gtfo >>877111492 # : Anonymous hoft ...LIVING TOGETHER...

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Anon enters a portal | /r/Greentext

04/28/22(Thu)13:18:25 No.877122061 Anonymous >big box >walk into box >door closes >door reopens >exit >it's another floor 418 KB JPG WHAT THE F--- /b/ROS I'm so f------ scared
04/28/22(Thu)13:18:25 No.877122061 Anonymous >big box >walk into box >door closes >door reopens >exit >it's another floor 418 KB JPG WHAT THE F--- /b/ROS I'm so f------ scared

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Anon gets annoyed at reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous I F------ HATE REDDITFAGS 04/29/22 (Fri)07:30:41 No.68416881 > be me > make a 4chan thread > 8 people reply Next day 1.21 MB PNG > brother shows me something on reddit > its MY F------ THREAD POSTED ON R/GREENTEXT f------ redittfags piss me off so much this f----- got 30 THOUSAND UPVOTES man f--- this I'm gonna go kms to cope 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/29/22 (Fri)07:34:22 No.68416914 It's pretty much a given that any greentext with a large amount of replies in this board is gonna get plastered on Leddit. This place has been Reddit for a long time now, a f----- Redditor could be lying in wait to screencap your thread right now
Anonymous I F------ HATE REDDITFAGS 04/29/22 (Fri)07:30:41 No.68416881 > be me > make a 4chan thread > 8 people reply Next day 1.21 MB PNG > brother shows me something on reddit > its MY F------ THREAD POSTED ON R/GREENTEXT f------ redittfags piss me off so much this f----- got 30 THOUSAND UPVOTES man f--- this I'm gonna go kms to cope 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 04/29/22 (Fri)07:34:22 No.68416914 It's pretty much a given that any greentext with a large amount of replies in this board is gonna get plastered on Leddit. This place has been Reddit for a long time now, a f----- Redditor could be lying in wait to screencap your thread right now

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so i am not the only one who remebers random unimportant moments? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do
Anonymous (ID: Mz+F72xl) 04/23/14(Wed)02:24:34 No.543522159 >be 3 years old >standing in the living room next to leather sofa >for no apparent reason think to myself "i will remember this moment" >still do

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Anon recalls September 10th | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/21(wed 700.03.36 NO.100092277 JJJ.jpg 91 KB JPG >Hoffman, you're s------- me; you can't come in?...Seventh Jewish guy to call in sick tomorrow, September 11th. >Yom Kippur? You made that s--- up. You're fired! Peter Parker enters. >Parker! Seen this in the financial section? Silverstein's shorting all the airline stocks. The f--- is going on?
: Anonymous 12/13/21(wed 700.03.36 NO.100092277 JJJ.jpg 91 KB JPG >Hoffman, you're s------- me; you can't come in?...Seventh Jewish guy to call in sick tomorrow, September 11th. >Yom Kippur? You made that s--- up. You're fired! Peter Parker enters. >Parker! Seen this in the financial section? Silverstein's shorting all the airline stocks. The f--- is going on?

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Anon gets a wish. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)23:59:16 No.751895601 You wake up and find out you're a kid again in whatever placed you lived in at age 10. It also turns out you have fairly oddparents that will grant you anything you desire, what will it be? 147 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/17 (Fri)00:14:08 No.751896408 >>751895601 (OP) # I'd honestly wish for an afterlife to be 100% confirmed, for people who died in the past and thereafter. I just really want to see my brother again. I miss him. >>751896478 # : Anonymous 11/24/17(Fri)00:15:15 No.751896478 >>751896408 # Haba that's f------ gay I'd wish for some huge ass t---
: Anonymous 11/23/17(Thu)23:59:16 No.751895601 You wake up and find out you're a kid again in whatever placed you lived in at age 10. It also turns out you have fairly oddparents that will grant you anything you desire, what will it be? 147 KB JPG : Anonymous 11/24/17 (Fri)00:14:08 No.751896408 >>751895601 (OP) # I'd honestly wish for an afterlife to be 100% confirmed, for people who died in the past and thereafter. I just really want to see my brother again. I miss him. >>751896478 # : Anonymous 11/24/17(Fri)00:15:15 No.751896478 >>751896408 # Haba that's f------ gay I'd wish for some huge ass t---

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Anon plays chess | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 91 KB JPG 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my computer >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid >>461756676 # >>461756845 # >>461756853 # >>461757968 # >>461760829 # >>461760954 # >>461761994 # >>461762416 # >>461763673 # >>461764428 #
Anonymous 91 KB JPG 05/11/19(Sat)06:13:52 No.461756570 >play chess with someone online >load up chess on my computer and set the opponent to Master difficulty while I'm playing them >they move >I simulate their move on my computer >copy what the Master difficulty bot does >repeat >ez victory heh... nothin personnel kid >>461756676 # >>461756845 # >>461756853 # >>461757968 # >>461760829 # >>461760954 # >>461761994 # >>461762416 # >>461763673 # >>461764428 #

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Like mother like son | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/29/22(Fri)02:06:54 No.68413648 >be me >mom's pc broke so she asked me to give her my old one since i rarely use it >this is where i store all my p--- btw 55 KB JPG >mostly degenerate s--- >camouflaged my nsfw folder >all is fine for a few weeks >take a look at the pc to see if the folder is intact >check folder size first >last time i checked folder size it was only a few gigabytes >mfw the size is now 2 terabytes
: Anonymous 04/29/22(Fri)02:06:54 No.68413648 >be me >mom's pc broke so she asked me to give her my old one since i rarely use it >this is where i store all my p--- btw 55 KB JPG >mostly degenerate s--- >camouflaged my nsfw folder >all is fine for a few weeks >take a look at the pc to see if the folder is intact >check folder size first >last time i checked folder size it was only a few gigabytes >mfw the size is now 2 terabytes

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anon makes a point | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: +RVSCPWO OOOH! I GOT MY TWITTER ACCOUNT BACK! E073416D-A654-4E6C-B100-13FAAB29E4F9.jpg 99 KB JPG 04/28/22(Thu)14:48:16 No.375135580 Bramballizz I hope you Musk fans are happy : Anonymous (ID: xPju6RMW) 04/28/22(Thu)14:49:39 No.375135767 >>375135580 (OP) # this csrtoon is great because the Predators were never banned from Twitter. >>375136501 # >>375158967 # >>375159083 # >>375163591 # >>375167920 # >>375168364 # >>375168783 # >>375169131 #
: Anonymous (ID: +RVSCPWO OOOH! I GOT MY TWITTER ACCOUNT BACK! E073416D-A654-4E6C-B100-13FAAB29E4F9.jpg 99 KB JPG 04/28/22(Thu)14:48:16 No.375135580 Bramballizz I hope you Musk fans are happy : Anonymous (ID: xPju6RMW) 04/28/22(Thu)14:49:39 No.375135767 >>375135580 (OP) # this csrtoon is great because the Predators were never banned from Twitter. >>375136501 # >>375158967 # >>375159083 # >>375163591 # >>375167920 # >>375168364 # >>375168783 # >>375169131 #

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Anon loves his books | /r/Greentext

File: This makes me wish that (...).jpg (117 KB, 1440x1080) | Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)05:34:24 No.20289827 [Reply] ► >Someone asks to see the book I'm reading >I hand it too them and ask them to be careful with it >"HUH?" they dumbly reply as they open the book as wide as they can, cracking the spine, creasing the cover, and wrinkling the pages Why are people like this..... +47 replies and 6 images omitted. Click here to view.
File: This makes me wish that (...).jpg (117 KB, 1440x1080) | Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)05:34:24 No.20289827 [Reply] ► >Someone asks to see the book I'm reading >I hand it too them and ask them to be careful with it >"HUH?" they dumbly reply as they open the book as wide as they can, cracking the spine, creasing the cover, and wrinkling the pages Why are people like this..... +47 replies and 6 images omitted. Click here to view.

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Anon is cringe | /r/Greentext

F4F7C388-F46E-47D3-B2FA-0(...).jpg (23 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed)13:28:03 No.867323934 >Be me >teach grandma what cringe means >fast forward months later >I show her the meme I made >She calls it cringe
F4F7C388-F46E-47D3-B2FA-0(...).jpg (23 KB, 250x242) Anonymous 11/24/21 (Wed)13:28:03 No.867323934 >Be me >teach grandma what cringe means >fast forward months later >I show her the meme I made >She calls it cringe

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just stole this from 4chan | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 1804906840 158.5 KB PNG 9 min. ago positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck
Anonymous 1804906840 158.5 KB PNG 9 min. ago positive dad stories thread >be me, 9 >own a toy firetruck >godifuckinglovemyfiretruck.jpg >bring to show and tell >kids make fun of firetruck >go home tell dad >dad tells me not to worry about it >next day >dad wakes me up for drive to school >pass school >"dad where are we going?" >"my friends want to meet you anon" >pull up to firehouse >dad told his firefighter friends what happened >get tour of firehouse and meet real firemen >get to honk real firetruck horn mfw my dad took off work just to make me feel better over some stupid toy truck

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Anon thanks Lord Todd | /r/Greentext

12/14/20(Mon)22:53:19 No.842330767 >Be me >Playin Fallout >Come across a deathclaw >Had a sex mod installed for s---- 'n giggles >Forgot I had it installed >Deathclaw f------ assrapes me : Anonymous 255 KB PNG >It has custom sound >mfw Thanks, Todd
12/14/20(Mon)22:53:19 No.842330767 >Be me >Playin Fallout >Come across a deathclaw >Had a sex mod installed for s---- 'n giggles >Forgot I had it installed >Deathclaw f------ assrapes me : Anonymous 255 KB PNG >It has custom sound >mfw Thanks, Todd

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anon leaves neet-dom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)10:12:46 No.68392023 >be me >unemployed neet f-- 22 yo >my immigrant dad forces me to get a job at the local Mcdonalds 1.29 MB PNG >okaay whatever i'll apply >"lets buy suit, make you look smart" >buys me picrelated >"is professional but funneh you look good" >embarrased af but too afraid to speak up to him >show up to mcdonalds with my wearing picrelated >he forces me to walk inside with him >"go inside i speak to uncle manager for you" >we go in, dad runs up to the manager >"hello we here for interview my son want to work here. he big tall can work hard, look at him" >the manger stares me down >what f------ country are you two from? >I say >THE PARTY COUNTRY >the entire mcdonalds begins to clap >I get promoted to CEO >Ronald Reagan rapes my ass at McDonalds headquarters >Should've stayed home
: Anonymous 04/27/22(Wed)10:12:46 No.68392023 >be me >unemployed neet f-- 22 yo >my immigrant dad forces me to get a job at the local Mcdonalds 1.29 MB PNG >okaay whatever i'll apply >"lets buy suit, make you look smart" >buys me picrelated >"is professional but funneh you look good" >embarrased af but too afraid to speak up to him >show up to mcdonalds with my wearing picrelated >he forces me to walk inside with him >"go inside i speak to uncle manager for you" >we go in, dad runs up to the manager >"hello we here for interview my son want to work here. he big tall can work hard, look at him" >the manger stares me down >what f------ country are you two from? >I say >THE PARTY COUNTRY >the entire mcdonalds begins to clap >I get promoted to CEO >Ronald Reagan rapes my ass at McDonalds headquarters >Should've stayed home

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Anon makes a thread | /r/Greentext

11/24/20(Tue)20:01:23 No.9231307 >make thread >no one replies >pull out my phone and reply to my thread 11/24/20(Tue)20:04:06 No.9231311 Anonymous 31 KB JPG : Anonymous totally man haha good thread dude >>9231316 #
11/24/20(Tue)20:01:23 No.9231307 >make thread >no one replies >pull out my phone and reply to my thread 11/24/20(Tue)20:04:06 No.9231311 Anonymous 31 KB JPG : Anonymous totally man haha good thread dude >>9231316 #

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Anon cannot commit | /r/Greentext

>>48408831 # My great uncle, uncle, cousin, and dad all killed themselves with the same .22 revolver and another uncle was shot and paralyzed with it while playing with it as a kid. The kid that accidentally shot him was so terrified of what his dad would do when he found out he went home and hung himself with a belt. My brother and me both wanted it but the police released it to our stepmom and she won't give it up. >tfw I'll never be able to kill myself with the family suicide gun >>48409514 # >>48409556 # >>48409648 # >>48409926 # >>48409998 # >>48410321 # >>48410548 # >>48410605 # >>48410685 # >>48412747 # >>48415294 #
>>48408831 # My great uncle, uncle, cousin, and dad all killed themselves with the same .22 revolver and another uncle was shot and paralyzed with it while playing with it as a kid. The kid that accidentally shot him was so terrified of what his dad would do when he found out he went home and hung himself with a belt. My brother and me both wanted it but the police released it to our stepmom and she won't give it up. >tfw I'll never be able to kill myself with the family suicide gun >>48409514 # >>48409556 # >>48409648 # >>48409926 # >>48409998 # >>48410321 # >>48410548 # >>48410605 # >>48410685 # >>48412747 # >>48415294 #

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Anon hates work | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)07:42:53 No.68406579 >steal some walkie talkies from my job >long distance signal range >drive around when I'm not working and scream n----- and other profanities while they're talking to each other on the radio >play p--- sounds and nazi speeches 473 KB JPG >management desperately trying to find out who is doing them >they're planning on getting a new set of more sophisticated radios for the entire warehouse now F--- work, f--- being a filthy wageslave, f--- those f------ f------, I hate them. Been thinking about setting up some sort of box with multiple walkies (one on every channel) and have random s--- playing in all of them so they become unusable all day. What are some things I can play for the people st my job today, bros? Something inappropriate would be nice.
Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)07:42:53 No.68406579 >steal some walkie talkies from my job >long distance signal range >drive around when I'm not working and scream n----- and other profanities while they're talking to each other on the radio >play p--- sounds and nazi speeches 473 KB JPG >management desperately trying to find out who is doing them >they're planning on getting a new set of more sophisticated radios for the entire warehouse now F--- work, f--- being a filthy wageslave, f--- those f------ f------, I hate them. Been thinking about setting up some sort of box with multiple walkies (one on every channel) and have random s--- playing in all of them so they become unusable all day. What are some things I can play for the people st my job today, bros? Something inappropriate would be nice.

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