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: Anonymous 02/27/19(Wed)22:19:55 No.793770695 >be me >ask a girl out >she says no >"im not interested in you like that, lets be friends" >sure ok, see you in class tm then 69 KB JPG >immediately receive a screenshot of her rejecting me >she sent it to me by accident why are women like this? pic unrelated
: Anonymous 02/27/19(Wed)22:19:55 No.793770695 >be me >ask a girl out >she says no >"im not interested in you like that, lets be friends" >sure ok, see you in class tm then 69 KB JPG >immediately receive a screenshot of her rejecting me >she sent it to me by accident why are women like this? pic unrelated

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Anon prefers The Jetsons | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)21:28:01 No.9722834 >>9722880 File: asscryed.jpg (252 KB, 644x660) >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.
Anonymous 12/15/17(Fri)21:28:01 No.9722834 >>9722880 File: asscryed.jpg (252 KB, 644x660) >feel bad for a lonely guy in my class >invite him to a cosplay event >he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface >he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!" This was a f------ mistake.

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anon is secretly a Brazilian | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: +kjCKehh) → >Live in Brazil >there are no schools >there are no movie theaters >there are no malls >still get shot 39 KB JPG >>52856936 # >>52857008 # >>52857059 # >>52857158 # 10/01/15(Thu)14:33:21 No.52856597
: Anonymous (ID: +kjCKehh) → >Live in Brazil >there are no schools >there are no movie theaters >there are no malls >still get shot 39 KB JPG >>52856936 # >>52857008 # >>52857059 # >>52857158 # 10/01/15(Thu)14:33:21 No.52856597

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anon knows a girl | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)07:06:27 No.68404106 Does she like me? Should I date this girl? And does she like me? >I am a blue eyed white man >she is an ethnic black/Latina/indian girl 653 KB JPG >we knew eachother our whole lives but rarely saw eachother >we are only friends (acquaintances) because our parents were friends before we were born >she is a naive church girl >she is a super leftist blm advocate >she is the only girl who has been super friendly to me and puts in effort for my attention >every time we she picks a movie to watch its always a black ethnic girl white guy duo (Chris hemsworth Tessa Thompson) Your thoughts? Im too much of a retard to know. 5 Replies View Thread
Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)07:06:27 No.68404106 Does she like me? Should I date this girl? And does she like me? >I am a blue eyed white man >she is an ethnic black/Latina/indian girl 653 KB JPG >we knew eachother our whole lives but rarely saw eachother >we are only friends (acquaintances) because our parents were friends before we were born >she is a naive church girl >she is a super leftist blm advocate >she is the only girl who has been super friendly to me and puts in effort for my attention >every time we she picks a movie to watch its always a black ethnic girl white guy duo (Chris hemsworth Tessa Thompson) Your thoughts? Im too much of a retard to know. 5 Replies View Thread

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Anon spots a celebrity while on a date | /r/Greentext


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Anon talks about Trump’s Wall | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Nek7TjvN The Wall 04/27/22(Wed)21:49:00 No.375043650 >hey Cuckservatives, how'd everything turn out with that big wall Trump promised you? >I'm sure it inconvenienced illegal immigrants who had to go through the extra hassle of buying cheap power tools from across the street and wasting 30 minutes of their day to cut through those rusty old bars 72 KB JPG >Does it make you upset that Bannon & his pals pocketed a good chunk of that money you donated to the Wall's construction so he could pay for that nice Yacht of his? At least it's a nice political prop Trump gave you so you'll have something to remember him by
Anonymous (ID: Nek7TjvN The Wall 04/27/22(Wed)21:49:00 No.375043650 >hey Cuckservatives, how'd everything turn out with that big wall Trump promised you? >I'm sure it inconvenienced illegal immigrants who had to go through the extra hassle of buying cheap power tools from across the street and wasting 30 minutes of their day to cut through those rusty old bars 72 KB JPG >Does it make you upset that Bannon & his pals pocketed a good chunk of that money you donated to the Wall's construction so he could pay for that nice Yacht of his? At least it's a nice political prop Trump gave you so you'll have something to remember him by

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Anon thinks he is worth smth | /r/Greentext

11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 Anonymous I deserve a gf >I'm white >I'm young >I'm physically healthy >I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) 120 KB JPG >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >I have a strong sense of morality >I have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >I've been told I am handsome >I can protect my wife and offspring from predators >I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >I am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >I'm a strong swimmer >I have good taste in anime I deserve a gf Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 >>49522816 (OP) # >I have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.
11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 Anonymous I deserve a gf >I'm white >I'm young >I'm physically healthy >I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) 120 KB JPG >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >I have a strong sense of morality >I have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >I've been told I am handsome >I can protect my wife and offspring from predators >I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >I am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >I'm a strong swimmer >I have good taste in anime I deserve a gf Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 >>49522816 (OP) # >I have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.

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Not guilty! | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: LaJXGHIY 11/19/21(Fri)11:30:03 No.348406348 File: 1637148081031.png (240 KB, 526x585) >Rittenhouse gets cleared of all charges >About to exit court room >Judge yells out from behind: >hey kid >Rittenhouse turns around >you forgot this >Tosses him his AR15 >Credits roll, Eye of the Tiger plays AUN
Anonymous (ID: LaJXGHIY 11/19/21(Fri)11:30:03 No.348406348 File: 1637148081031.png (240 KB, 526x585) >Rittenhouse gets cleared of all charges >About to exit court room >Judge yells out from behind: >hey kid >Rittenhouse turns around >you forgot this >Tosses him his AR15 >Credits roll, Eye of the Tiger plays AUN

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Anon struggles with dating | /r/Greentext

04/27/22(Wed)23:28:27 No.26317144 1651098527683.jpg 636 KB JPG Why is it so hard for me to get a like on tinder? Two months - 12 likes - no matches. I like white girls only, I don't think that asians are humans (we have no nors or arabs here) and I live in Eastern Europe. Also I have no income and I hate tattoos, piercings and alcohol. I have all this info in my profile. Any problem with my face? : Anonymous HDR
04/27/22(Wed)23:28:27 No.26317144 1651098527683.jpg 636 KB JPG Why is it so hard for me to get a like on tinder? Two months - 12 likes - no matches. I like white girls only, I don't think that asians are humans (we have no nors or arabs here) and I live in Eastern Europe. Also I have no income and I hate tattoos, piercings and alcohol. I have all this info in my profile. Any problem with my face? : Anonymous HDR

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anon listens to advice | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:20:37 No.68404586 Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- 21 KB PNG 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:35:25 No.68404680 : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)09:01:06 No.68404837 >>68404586 (OP) # >Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- Okay, I'll start with you. As a result I now care more about what peolple 245 KB PNG think.
: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:20:37 No.68404586 Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- 21 KB PNG 8 Replies / 2 Images View Thread : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)08:35:25 No.68404680 : Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)09:01:06 No.68404837 >>68404586 (OP) # >Stop caring so much about what other people think you f------ F----- Okay, I'll start with you. As a result I now care more about what peolple 245 KB PNG think.

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We saved him! | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)17:26:22 No.857517553 >WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, will have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a 170 KB JPG depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes. 82 Replies / 23 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)17:26:22 No.857517553 >WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, will have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a 170 KB JPG depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes. 82 Replies / 23 Images View Thread

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Literally every conversation about Antinous Pius ever. | /r/Greentext

26m (5/6 13:13) 11058542 3 Re 0 Img JPG 2MB (2300 × 3066) 2 Replies >become most powerful man on earth >do absolutely nothing Denaranon 9m (5/6 13:31) - 11058630 >>11058542 (OP) >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded >Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls >Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs >1800 years later >F----- 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb s---. ...
26m (5/6 13:13) 11058542 3 Re 0 Img JPG 2MB (2300 × 3066) 2 Replies >become most powerful man on earth >do absolutely nothing Denaranon 9m (5/6 13:31) - 11058630 >>11058542 (OP) >Become the most powerful man on earth >See that the country is prospering >See that your in an era of peace >Don't spend money on military motions that are unneeded >Spend money for welfare, including starting a orphanage for girls >Devote time to raising children ment to be the best possible heirs >1800 years later >F----- 4channers are mad that you didn't do dumb s---. ...

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Anon pops plastic bags | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: PDKJ+x0c 08/21/18(Tue)17:44:22 No.6237711 >be me >order some s--- on amazon >three days later, package arrives >take stuff out >find those plastic little bags of air, like 30 of them >idea.png >start popping them outside 16 KB JPG >loud af, sounds like gunshots >even better idea, start screaming and begging for help while popping at the same time >do this for 10 minutes >finally go back in laughing my ass off >20 minutes later, hear sirens outside and commotion >hear someone through a loudspeaker saying "we know you're in there, come out with your hands up!" >refuse to come out scared shitless How badly did I f--- up, lads?
: Anonymous (ID: PDKJ+x0c 08/21/18(Tue)17:44:22 No.6237711 >be me >order some s--- on amazon >three days later, package arrives >take stuff out >find those plastic little bags of air, like 30 of them >idea.png >start popping them outside 16 KB JPG >loud af, sounds like gunshots >even better idea, start screaming and begging for help while popping at the same time >do this for 10 minutes >finally go back in laughing my ass off >20 minutes later, hear sirens outside and commotion >hear someone through a loudspeaker saying "we know you're in there, come out with your hands up!" >refuse to come out scared shitless How badly did I f--- up, lads?

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Doctors hate anon for this one simple trick | /r/Greentext

File: d8og2uv-96b2cc0d-9281-4f3(.).jpg (39 KB, 640x818) fatties btfo Anonymous Eat only when hungry > Thin Literally this easy.
File: d8og2uv-96b2cc0d-9281-4f3(.).jpg (39 KB, 640x818) fatties btfo Anonymous Eat only when hungry > Thin Literally this easy.

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Anon is literally Robert Pattinson | /r/Greentext

Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as f--- and I was depressed so I started going out and just fighting people I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to highschool kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men I even have a nemesis >beat up the same guy a couple of times >find out where he works >catch him off guard after he gets off work >he's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve >dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me basically My life is soo much more excited now am I f------ crazy for doing this ?
Anyone here just goes out at night and fights people? My life was boring as f--- and I was depressed so I started going out and just fighting people I started putting on a ski mask and at first it was only homeless people then it evolved to highschool kids and now I'm picking fights with grown men I even have a nemesis >beat up the same guy a couple of times >find out where he works >catch him off guard after he gets off work >he's been posting on Facebook about catching me at night and giving me what I deserve >dude drives around at night with a shotgun trying to kill me basically My life is soo much more excited now am I f------ crazy for doing this ?

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Anon is worried | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)06:57:06 No.68404039 uh oh > me > scrolling 4chan > see haha funny post about some schizo being worried the government is watching him > "hahaha f----- schizo kys" 8 KB JPG think about it before going to bed > I use duckduckgo >I use Firefox > my android phone has nothing google on it (to stop tracking) >I use Linux (cause Microsoft tracks you) > always use Tor (better privacy) > TONS of Firefox anti-tracket stuff > cookies clear every one minute (stop trackers) > host my own tor bridge so ISP can't snoop on my traffic > phone stays off when I'm outside the house to prevent my sim card being tracked when connecting to cell towers > not even my work knows who tf I am (I work remotely) > schizophrenia runs on my dads side of the family uh oh anons 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 04/28/22(Thu)06:57:06 No.68404039 uh oh > me > scrolling 4chan > see haha funny post about some schizo being worried the government is watching him > "hahaha f----- schizo kys" 8 KB JPG think about it before going to bed > I use duckduckgo >I use Firefox > my android phone has nothing google on it (to stop tracking) >I use Linux (cause Microsoft tracks you) > always use Tor (better privacy) > TONS of Firefox anti-tracket stuff > cookies clear every one minute (stop trackers) > host my own tor bridge so ISP can't snoop on my traffic > phone stays off when I'm outside the house to prevent my sim card being tracked when connecting to cell towers > not even my work knows who tf I am (I work remotely) > schizophrenia runs on my dads side of the family uh oh anons 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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