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: Anonymous If you're a woman, why don't y(...) 04/25/22(Mon)15:07:50 No.68366477 Amouranth has now said she makes $1.4-1.5 million a month from her fully clothed pictures on OF. If you're a woman, why are you not doing the same? At least 1/3 to 1/2 of white/Asian/Hispanic women could 120 KB JPG look like her with gym and a boob/nose job. You could make more money in a year than 99% of people make in a lifetime. Why are you not doing this yourself? I meet hot young women who are working $15/hour in reception jobs, etc. Why are they doing this s--- when they could be making millions a year? Can anyone explain?
: Anonymous If you're a woman, why don't y(...) 04/25/22(Mon)15:07:50 No.68366477 Amouranth has now said she makes $1.4-1.5 million a month from her fully clothed pictures on OF. If you're a woman, why are you not doing the same? At least 1/3 to 1/2 of white/Asian/Hispanic women could 120 KB JPG look like her with gym and a boob/nose job. You could make more money in a year than 99% of people make in a lifetime. Why are you not doing this yourself? I meet hot young women who are working $15/hour in reception jobs, etc. Why are they doing this s--- when they could be making millions a year? Can anyone explain?

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We were going to build our lives together | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)20:11:08 No.75697195 hqdefault_0.jpg 11 KB JPG >oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye g---- from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our f----hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F--- you. Get the f--- out of my car. >>75697234 # >>75697332 # >>75698895# >>75702735 #
: Anonymous 10/25/16(Tue)20:11:08 No.75697195 hqdefault_0.jpg 11 KB JPG >oh, you're sad because a girl at your high-school doesn't like you back? Peter, when I was your age, I left school to bullseye g---- from a helicopter in the middle of some god forsaken jungle. Don't tell me you have it hard because you're a pathetic kissless virgin. You can act sad when you have to leave behind the lady-boy you fell in love with and made passionate steamy love to in a collapsing bamboo shack, just like I did. You think I felt good about firebombing his chink village and watching our f----hut burn to the ground? We were going to build our lives together there, Peter! You know what? F--- you. Get the f--- out of my car. >>75697234 # >>75697332 # >>75698895# >>75702735 #

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anon goes to the gym | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous ITT: Gym thots 08/11/20(Tue)13:43:54 No.56899074 share stories involving gym thots in this thread. 998 KB WEBM : Anonymous 08/11/20(Tue)13:45:16 No.56899099 Sure, once f----- this slutty milf in the gym bathroom. The gyms name was your house and I f----- your mom, great workout >>56899144 # >>56899156 # >>56899775 # >>56900720 # >>56900894 # >>5 2711%# >>56903933 # >>56903996 # >>56905223 # >>56905227 # >>56906124 # >>56906536 # >>56908484 # >>56908840 # >>56909199 # >>56909496 # >>56909504 # >>56909611 # >>56910298 # >>56910389 # >>56910569 #
: Anonymous ITT: Gym thots 08/11/20(Tue)13:43:54 No.56899074 share stories involving gym thots in this thread. 998 KB WEBM : Anonymous 08/11/20(Tue)13:45:16 No.56899099 Sure, once f----- this slutty milf in the gym bathroom. The gyms name was your house and I f----- your mom, great workout >>56899144 # >>56899156 # >>56899775 # >>56900720 # >>56900894 # >>5 2711%# >>56903933 # >>56903996 # >>56905223 # >>56905227 # >>56906124 # >>56906536 # >>56908484 # >>56908840 # >>56909199 # >>56909496 # >>56909504 # >>56909611 # >>56910298 # >>56910389 # >>56910569 #

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: Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)10:29:37 No.874016056 >be me >going to have a drink with gf >pick her up from home >her dad says:"l'd say take care of her, but I know she's taking care of you haha" >l'm not even ashamed it's true lol 11 KB JPG >one night we bumped into my bully and he greeted me by insulting me as usual and she straight out punched his throat >instantly got a boner >she doesn't even look like a lesbian, she looks extremely feminin >f--- this is so hot
: Anonymous 03/08/22(Tue)10:29:37 No.874016056 >be me >going to have a drink with gf >pick her up from home >her dad says:"l'd say take care of her, but I know she's taking care of you haha" >l'm not even ashamed it's true lol 11 KB JPG >one night we bumped into my bully and he greeted me by insulting me as usual and she straight out punched his throat >instantly got a boner >she doesn't even look like a lesbian, she looks extremely feminin >f--- this is so hot

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20 Re 4 Img JPG 24KB (274 x 253) 3 Replies Zgym/stories >be me >at gym lifting as usual >some new gypsy guy comes in >he is the only gypsy guy at the gym >everyone is looking at him cuz f--- em dogs >1 hour later regular comes out screaming someone stole his phone >female gym owner immediately looks at the gypsy, tells him sorry but you have to stay, calls cops >until the cops arrive gypsy is yelling " you are racist, you have no proof you just do this because im a gypsy" trying to make himself the victim >cops arrive >find the phone in his shoes
20 Re 4 Img JPG 24KB (274 x 253) 3 Replies Zgym/stories >be me >at gym lifting as usual >some new gypsy guy comes in >he is the only gypsy guy at the gym >everyone is looking at him cuz f--- em dogs >1 hour later regular comes out screaming someone stole his phone >female gym owner immediately looks at the gypsy, tells him sorry but you have to stay, calls cops >until the cops arrive gypsy is yelling " you are racist, you have no proof you just do this because im a gypsy" trying to make himself the victim >cops arrive >find the phone in his shoes

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Anon on Joker. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous The point of the Joker 04/25/22(Mon)09:13:27 No.68367045 The film >Arthur is untalented, uneducated, unfunny, insecure, timid, weak- willed, and unsocialized >We are told effectively immediately that he is an unreliable narrator that lies to himself, hallucinates, and edits his own memories heavily. >When confronted with the undeniable truth he 115 KB JPG shows zero compassion for his own sick mother and instead murders her for being, essentially, inconvenient for his internal lies >He kills a coworker for being, effectively, a dumbass. He kills strangers on a train and we can't know if his justifications are real or his own delusions. >In the end he kills a medical professional trying to treat his illness >He is literally a paranoid schizophrenic suffering from delusions Robots >"Its about societyyyyyyyyy УУУуУуУУУ!" yyyyyyy!"
Anonymous The point of the Joker 04/25/22(Mon)09:13:27 No.68367045 The film >Arthur is untalented, uneducated, unfunny, insecure, timid, weak- willed, and unsocialized >We are told effectively immediately that he is an unreliable narrator that lies to himself, hallucinates, and edits his own memories heavily. >When confronted with the undeniable truth he 115 KB JPG shows zero compassion for his own sick mother and instead murders her for being, essentially, inconvenient for his internal lies >He kills a coworker for being, effectively, a dumbass. He kills strangers on a train and we can't know if his justifications are real or his own delusions. >In the end he kills a medical professional trying to treat his illness >He is literally a paranoid schizophrenic suffering from delusions Robots >"Its about societyyyyyyyyy УУУуУуУУУ!" yyyyyyy!"

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Here we go, the world is spinning. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:25:32 No.120221896 >Happy birthday son, here is your present, I hope you like it 206 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:26:39 No.120221944 >>120221896 (OP) # >WHAT THE F--- GIGACHAD? HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE MOVIE? 513 KB PNG >>120222043 # : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:28:53 No.120222043 >>120221944 # >movie? Are you talking about this cool tape I found? 181 KB JPG >>120222100 # >>120222210 # : Anonymous| 03/25/20(Wed)12:30:01 No.120222100 >>120222043 # >woah check it out I think she wants to suck my d--- bro haha 63 KB JPG >>120222210 # >>120222229 #
: Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:25:32 No.120221896 >Happy birthday son, here is your present, I hope you like it 206 KB JPG : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:26:39 No.120221944 >>120221896 (OP) # >WHAT THE F--- GIGACHAD? HAVEN'T YOU SEEN THE MOVIE? 513 KB PNG >>120222043 # : Anonymous 03/25/20(Wed)12:28:53 No.120222043 >>120221944 # >movie? Are you talking about this cool tape I found? 181 KB JPG >>120222100 # >>120222210 # : Anonymous| 03/25/20(Wed)12:30:01 No.120222100 >>120222043 # >woah check it out I think she wants to suck my d--- bro haha 63 KB JPG >>120222210 # >>120222229 #

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Anon Has a Family | /r/Greentext

Ir9k/ Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)01:27:54 No.62529164 >mfw all my coworkers at my age are married with kids >Mfw I am 30 and never even kissed a girl >Have to lie and pretend l'm a father of 3 to my coworkers >Made a photoshopped picture in a 28 KB PNG frame of me and my "family" and put in my office
Ir9k/ Anonymous 02/28/21(Sun)01:27:54 No.62529164 >mfw all my coworkers at my age are married with kids >Mfw I am 30 and never even kissed a girl >Have to lie and pretend l'm a father of 3 to my coworkers >Made a photoshopped picture in a 28 KB PNG frame of me and my "family" and put in my office

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Anon gets ready | /r/Greentext

>sleep on hardwood floor with no pillow >alarm goes off at 1am >immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GET IT 50 KB JPG >shower with liquid nitrogen >shave with a large hunting knife >for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels >waterboard myself to build pain tolerance >decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups >ready for the day at 2am
>sleep on hardwood floor with no pillow >alarm goes off at 1am >immediately kip up into a standing position and scream LETS GET IT 50 KB JPG >shower with liquid nitrogen >shave with a large hunting knife >for breakfast, 6 egg shells and 4 banana peels >waterboard myself to build pain tolerance >decide to go easy today, do 5000 push ups and 2000 pull ups >ready for the day at 2am

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Anon meets a German | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)09:16:04 No.163632032 >tell a German "I'll see you later" >He asks what time 44 KB JPG
Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)09:16:04 No.163632032 >tell a German "I'll see you later" >He asks what time 44 KB JPG

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Anon wants her to do the Mario | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)18:50:06 No.68365162 >be me M >19 >through some hand of god get a drunk bitch alone in a bedroom during a friend's party >make out, get handsy >eventually she's grinding on my c--- 279 KB PNG while on top of me, biting her lip and s--- >she starts talking dirty, "i can feel how f------ hard you are" etc. >at this point too high off of getting my d--- touched to be thinking about what i'm saying >all i can muster is "f--- yeah, do the mario" >audible "what?" >respond, "y'know, swing your arms..." while mimicking the hand movements >she has no f------ clue what i'm talking about, just seems confused >stops grinding >at this point recognize what l've said >don't know how to elaborate without making it worse >don't have sex >go home What's the least painful method of killing myself?
: Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)18:50:06 No.68365162 >be me M >19 >through some hand of god get a drunk bitch alone in a bedroom during a friend's party >make out, get handsy >eventually she's grinding on my c--- 279 KB PNG while on top of me, biting her lip and s--- >she starts talking dirty, "i can feel how f------ hard you are" etc. >at this point too high off of getting my d--- touched to be thinking about what i'm saying >all i can muster is "f--- yeah, do the mario" >audible "what?" >respond, "y'know, swing your arms..." while mimicking the hand movements >she has no f------ clue what i'm talking about, just seems confused >stops grinding >at this point recognize what l've said >don't know how to elaborate without making it worse >don't have sex >go home What's the least painful method of killing myself?

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Anon goes to aerobics class | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: 6iroW1cc 12/02/21(Thu)16:07:15 No.350473422 >be me >weigh 650 lbs >can't really move to exercise so I just sit inside playing WoW all day >healthcare provider forced me to go water aerobics class today >most embarrassing day of my life 29 KB JPG >wheeled in and lowered into the water while lesser obese people stare >helpers let go of me, I immediately start sinking >luckily stop with nose above water, held aloft by fart gas inside stomach >sit at the back flailing around a little >rip an enormous fart >it gets trapped entirely between my asscheeks >sudden change in buoyancy causes me to flop forwards on to my face >weakly flail my arms but kind of want to die >cute skinny blonde helper can't tip me up, so she has to stick her hand into my asscrack to free the fart >she's shaking and crying afterwards saying she never wants to do volunteer work again >don't even bother apologizing, just keep my head down while they wheel me away and transport me home how was your day /pol/?
: Anonymous (ID: 6iroW1cc 12/02/21(Thu)16:07:15 No.350473422 >be me >weigh 650 lbs >can't really move to exercise so I just sit inside playing WoW all day >healthcare provider forced me to go water aerobics class today >most embarrassing day of my life 29 KB JPG >wheeled in and lowered into the water while lesser obese people stare >helpers let go of me, I immediately start sinking >luckily stop with nose above water, held aloft by fart gas inside stomach >sit at the back flailing around a little >rip an enormous fart >it gets trapped entirely between my asscheeks >sudden change in buoyancy causes me to flop forwards on to my face >weakly flail my arms but kind of want to die >cute skinny blonde helper can't tip me up, so she has to stick her hand into my asscrack to free the fart >she's shaking and crying afterwards saying she never wants to do volunteer work again >don't even bother apologizing, just keep my head down while they wheel me away and transport me home how was your day /pol/?

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Anon gets grounded | /r/Greentext

>mom takes my PS4 as punishment >l haven't played a minute on it for two years now, only on my PC hah, jokes on her J Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)06:47:55 No.130209646 You must be 18 to post on this site. Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)06:48:57 No.130209651 >>130209646 # i'm 25
>mom takes my PS4 as punishment >l haven't played a minute on it for two years now, only on my PC hah, jokes on her J Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)06:47:55 No.130209646 You must be 18 to post on this site. Anonymous 04/25/22(Mon)06:48:57 No.130209651 >>130209646 # i'm 25

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Anon is Jealous | /r/Greentext

| Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)19:38:21 No.68355337 >Have friend who is tall and handsome >Unmanliest man I know, extremely shy and insecure >Only self-care he does is daily showers with 3 in 1 shampoo and a haircut every few months 208 KB JPG >Isn't /fit/ at all >Has no hobbies but playing video games >Not charismatic at all, just a normal introverted dude who plays video games >Barely ever goes out >Women still make it obvious that they want his d--- absolutely everywhere he goes >Tons of women on Insta will message him eventhough he barely uses social media and his Insta is just his pfp >The one time I went to a party with him a random girl tried getting him the entire night from the moment she saw him Meanwhile me >Take care of my skin, hair, nails and basically everything to the point I get compliments >/fit/, work out multiple times per week >Have multiple hobbies like playing piano >Worked so much on my confidence that girls have commented on how confident l am multiple times >As social as I can be, go out every weekend and get invited to stuff all the time >It's still not enough for more than a few platonic female friends who will friendzone me the moment I show romantic interest Can anyone explain this to me without just repeating the blackpill? Normalfags love to tell "incels" that they're lonely because of the way they behave, but I can't think of any explanation that is not just the blackpill for the way things are. 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
| Anonymous 04/24/22(Sun)19:38:21 No.68355337 >Have friend who is tall and handsome >Unmanliest man I know, extremely shy and insecure >Only self-care he does is daily showers with 3 in 1 shampoo and a haircut every few months 208 KB JPG >Isn't /fit/ at all >Has no hobbies but playing video games >Not charismatic at all, just a normal introverted dude who plays video games >Barely ever goes out >Women still make it obvious that they want his d--- absolutely everywhere he goes >Tons of women on Insta will message him eventhough he barely uses social media and his Insta is just his pfp >The one time I went to a party with him a random girl tried getting him the entire night from the moment she saw him Meanwhile me >Take care of my skin, hair, nails and basically everything to the point I get compliments >/fit/, work out multiple times per week >Have multiple hobbies like playing piano >Worked so much on my confidence that girls have commented on how confident l am multiple times >As social as I can be, go out every weekend and get invited to stuff all the time >It's still not enough for more than a few platonic female friends who will friendzone me the moment I show romantic interest Can anyone explain this to me without just repeating the blackpill? Normalfags love to tell "incels" that they're lonely because of the way they behave, but I can't think of any explanation that is not just the blackpill for the way things are. 8 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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