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Anon is the n word. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side 15 KB JPG to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----
: Anonymous 09/23/18(Sun)22:09:24 No.780634355 > be me; white kid > live in stralya; status quo > make sure ground-harness is strapped on tight > go for walk > niceweather.png > walking down this narrow path > black guy was jogging behind me, so i move to the side 15 KB JPG to let him pass > without even slowing down or looking at me, he goes, "much obliged my n----" and keeps jogging > mfw a black guy called me their n----

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: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)07:25:32 No.873847000 1mydq3.jpg 51 KB JPG >go on tinder date last night >seemingly normal girl >decide to go get coffee pretty late >sit down >I ask "so what do you do for a living?" >"so I actually don't have a job right now because advocating takes up a huge part of my time, I'm a huge proponent for social justice, mainly online." Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
: Anonymous 03/05/22(Sat)07:25:32 No.873847000 1mydq3.jpg 51 KB JPG >go on tinder date last night >seemingly normal girl >decide to go get coffee pretty late >sit down >I ask "so what do you do for a living?" >"so I actually don't have a job right now because advocating takes up a huge part of my time, I'm a huge proponent for social justice, mainly online." Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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Anon gets friendzoned | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money --- sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up 507 KB PNG >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >l start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me
: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)12:09:40 No.63034762 >19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks d--- for money --- sometimes >wanna get my first b------ >we meet up 507 KB PNG >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >l start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your d--- feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the f--- is wrong with me

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: Anonymous I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 >l'm white >l'm young >l'm physically healthy >l'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >l have a strong sense of morality 120 KB JPG >l have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >l've been told I am handsome >l can protect my wife and offspring from predators >l can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >l am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >l'm a strong swimmer >l have good taste in anime I deserve a gf : Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 >>49522816 (OP) # >l have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.
: Anonymous I deserve a gf 11/27/18(Tue)04:35:35 No.49522816 >l'm white >l'm young >l'm physically healthy >l'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) >My peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm >l have a strong sense of morality 120 KB JPG >l have a strong sense of honor >I have a favourable personality >l've been told I am handsome >l can protect my wife and offspring from predators >l can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >l am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >l'm a strong swimmer >l have good taste in anime I deserve a gf : Anonymous 11/27/18(Tue)07:56:21 No.49524715 >>49522816 (OP) # >l have good taste in anime. Thats how you dry up their p---- like a desert you autist.

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Love you dad | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)03:50:24 No.64588355 >>64585149 (OP) # > dad is a welder > really hard worker, literally works himself to death 39 KB JPG > does it because he loves my family and wants to provide > comes home late, hardly ever see him > 2nd grade in primary school > in class > look at door and see my dad > "excuse me, can I take anon outside to see the eclipse?" > teacher lets me go out with my old man > never seen one before, super stoked, plus I'm happy to see my dad at school > he hands me a welding helmet like pic related and I look at the sun > only lasted about 10 minutes but is still a cherished memory
: Anonymous 07/16/21(Fri)03:50:24 No.64588355 >>64585149 (OP) # > dad is a welder > really hard worker, literally works himself to death 39 KB JPG > does it because he loves my family and wants to provide > comes home late, hardly ever see him > 2nd grade in primary school > in class > look at door and see my dad > "excuse me, can I take anon outside to see the eclipse?" > teacher lets me go out with my old man > never seen one before, super stoked, plus I'm happy to see my dad at school > he hands me a welding helmet like pic related and I look at the sun > only lasted about 10 minutes but is still a cherished memory

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Anon's Relationship | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)20:56:55 No.876731952 > be me 27 year old normalfag > life is meh but have qt3.14 gf of 6 years so I cope > been through a lot together > she suffers from childhood abuse and has difficulties talking about her emotions 299 KB PNG > only opens up about this 2 years into the relationship > sex life instantly ruined after this > I love her so I manage > not even temped to cheat when only having sex once every 2 months > would die happy just simping for her and helping her improve her life > 24/7 support for her, always there > she's terrified of going to therapy > convince that it might be best for her > go with her first couple of times > after a couple of session she wants to move back home for a bit to work on herself > be kinda hesitant but agree if it will help her > continue dating > couple months later she seems to be doing better | > be 3 weeks ago > she confesses to me that she thinks she's attracted to both men and woman > whatever I don't care, be supportive tell her that's okay > be 2 days ago, my birthday > not a lot of friends so small gathering at her parent's place > fun day, everyone laughing a lot > fast forward to end of day > chilling at home thinking about fun day > gf calls > breaks up with me because we both have to work on ourselves > she somehow talks me into this idea of a break > day after > found out through friends of friends that she was on tinder the day before > on my birthday, while I was with her and friends > don't believe it > log into her socials > f--- it's true > find out she's been bad mouthing me for months to her friends and our mutual friends > try to log in to her tinder > it's connected via fb, this s---'s too easy > she was hitting up women during my birthday party > had her first date with one of them yesterday > keeps calling her so pretty and s--- like that > never gave me a compliment once I want to die
: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)20:56:55 No.876731952 > be me 27 year old normalfag > life is meh but have qt3.14 gf of 6 years so I cope > been through a lot together > she suffers from childhood abuse and has difficulties talking about her emotions 299 KB PNG > only opens up about this 2 years into the relationship > sex life instantly ruined after this > I love her so I manage > not even temped to cheat when only having sex once every 2 months > would die happy just simping for her and helping her improve her life > 24/7 support for her, always there > she's terrified of going to therapy > convince that it might be best for her > go with her first couple of times > after a couple of session she wants to move back home for a bit to work on herself > be kinda hesitant but agree if it will help her > continue dating > couple months later she seems to be doing better | > be 3 weeks ago > she confesses to me that she thinks she's attracted to both men and woman > whatever I don't care, be supportive tell her that's okay > be 2 days ago, my birthday > not a lot of friends so small gathering at her parent's place > fun day, everyone laughing a lot > fast forward to end of day > chilling at home thinking about fun day > gf calls > breaks up with me because we both have to work on ourselves > she somehow talks me into this idea of a break > day after > found out through friends of friends that she was on tinder the day before > on my birthday, while I was with her and friends > don't believe it > log into her socials > f--- it's true > find out she's been bad mouthing me for months to her friends and our mutual friends > try to log in to her tinder > it's connected via fb, this s---'s too easy > she was hitting up women during my birthday party > had her first date with one of them yesterday > keeps calling her so pretty and s--- like that > never gave me a compliment once I want to die

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Anon Downloads GTA V | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/10/18(Sat)12:14:14 No.784509461 >Download GTA V. >Get in car. FIVE >Run over a ton of innocent people and shoot a few guys. >Get home. 74 KB JPG >Play GTA V.
: Anonymous 11/10/18(Sat)12:14:14 No.784509461 >Download GTA V. >Get in car. FIVE >Run over a ton of innocent people and shoot a few guys. >Get home. 74 KB JPG >Play GTA V.

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Anon is German | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/06/16(Sun) 15:36:19 No.710790240 Sorry for s------ English I'm Germany but today encountered I on AUTismus the Street Autism Person >am me >walk happy down Street because I've new Headphoneset >then see I very very weirdo Person 131 KB JPG that runs and the Hands is flapping >Say him "Hello there, not normal!" >And he gived me instant Sorrow that I did that >follow me fast with much cry of "ÖÖÖNNNGHÜOÜÜÜHNN" though entire Street >he is fast and gives not f--- about car in Street that him is moving very fast >he becomes hit by Car >I run like Devil out of Scene
: Anonymous 11/06/16(Sun) 15:36:19 No.710790240 Sorry for s------ English I'm Germany but today encountered I on AUTismus the Street Autism Person >am me >walk happy down Street because I've new Headphoneset >then see I very very weirdo Person 131 KB JPG that runs and the Hands is flapping >Say him "Hello there, not normal!" >And he gived me instant Sorrow that I did that >follow me fast with much cry of "ÖÖÖNNNGHÜOÜÜÜHNN" though entire Street >he is fast and gives not f--- about car in Street that him is moving very fast >he becomes hit by Car >I run like Devil out of Scene

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Anon lives in the big city | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/20(Thu)23:32:56 No.127376602 >DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it's got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it's a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it's also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally-we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i'm f----- JACKED 123 KB JPG man, i'm gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
: Anonymous 07/23/20(Thu)23:32:56 No.127376602 >DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i'm in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it's got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it's a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it's also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally-we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i'm f----- JACKED 123 KB JPG man, i'm gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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Anon isn't used to the female touch | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)15:23:23 No.68324086 >>68324051 (OP) # >girl sits next to me on the bus when there other seats available and smiles >her juicy thigh rubs against me >c--
: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)15:23:23 No.68324086 >>68324051 (OP) # >girl sits next to me on the bus when there other seats available and smiles >her juicy thigh rubs against me >c--

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Anon falls asleep in class | /r/Greentext


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Anon has an intimidating presence | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)10:56:02 No.163356082 >cutie and me about to pass eachother on the sidewalk >She crosses the street Do you suffer from intimidating charm in your country as well? 80 KB JPG
: Anonymous 04/20/22(Wed)10:56:02 No.163356082 >cutie and me about to pass eachother on the sidewalk >She crosses the street Do you suffer from intimidating charm in your country as well? 80 KB JPG

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Anon is having trouble with women | /r/Greentext


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Anon is a schizo. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)06:27:23 No.68323264 >be me on bus >pretend to make a phone call >I loudly proclaim "Dr Anon, the voices are getting louder I must speak to you urgently" >everyone is visibly shocked 17 KB JPG Welcome to reality
Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)06:27:23 No.68323264 >be me on bus >pretend to make a phone call >I loudly proclaim "Dr Anon, the voices are getting louder I must speak to you urgently" >everyone is visibly shocked 17 KB JPG Welcome to reality

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Anon is socially awkward | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)06:03:54 No.68320421 >female coworker speaks to me >heart starts pounding >arms begin to shake >start feeling nauseous >unable to focus on anything for the next 30 minutes 113 KB JPG How do I fix this?
: Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)06:03:54 No.68320421 >female coworker speaks to me >heart starts pounding >arms begin to shake >start feeling nauseous >unable to focus on anything for the next 30 minutes 113 KB JPG How do I fix this?

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Anon is Johnny Depp | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)06:04:41 No.166919324 >a mega pint? 10 KB JPG
Anonymous 04/22/22(Fri)06:04:41 No.166919324 >a mega pint? 10 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)17:44:27 No.58036157 BISO 21e51dcf89bb40a78d137eaf072d7645.jpg 41 KB JPG >don't really like protein shakes >imagine it's mommy misato's breastmilk >chug it down no problem
: Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)17:44:27 No.58036157 BISO 21e51dcf89bb40a78d137eaf072d7645.jpg 41 KB JPG >don't really like protein shakes >imagine it's mommy misato's breastmilk >chug it down no problem

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