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Anonymous 05/01/21(Sat)06:05:19 No.122719443 19423857235643qtr.jpg 22 KB JPG >>122718884 (OP) # >Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting you a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture - she one took a full-sized, adult woman s--- in my Dockers. Your mother is one f------up slut, Mark. And I love her, but I'm not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just don't know if I'm strong enough to f--- it all away.
Anonymous 05/01/21(Sat)06:05:19 No.122719443 19423857235643qtr.jpg 22 KB JPG >>122718884 (OP) # >Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting you a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture - she one took a full-sized, adult woman s--- in my Dockers. Your mother is one f------up slut, Mark. And I love her, but I'm not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just don't know if I'm strong enough to f--- it all away.

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Anon saves someone | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)17:26:22 No.857517553 >WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, willI have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker 170 KB JPG for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes. 82 Replies / 23 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)17:26:22 No.857517553 >WE SAVED HIM! Yes! We did it team! We can keep him alive for decades! Sure he has no legs, no penis, no bottom half at all in fact, he'll never do anything sexual again. He'll never have children. He has no right arm, has to eject bodily waste into a bag for the rest of his life, can't work a job ever again, can't do anything physical ever again, willI have a very difficult time playing video games or operating a computer, he will need a care taker 170 KB JPG for the rest of his life, will be a drain on society, a depressing burden on his family, and will ptobably begin to mentally deteriorate and suffer once reality sets in that this will be the rest of his life until he dies, but that's okay, because we saved him. If this happened to an animal like a dog or a cat we'd put the animal down to end its suffering out of the kindness of our hearts, but not here, here, we saved him and he can live and live and live and if he ever tries to commit suicide we will easily put him on 24/7 Suicide watch to ensure he can live out his life to the fullest! We can keep him alive to suffer for decades! We are heroes. 82 Replies / 23 Images View Thread

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anon visits his dad's workplace | /r/Greentext

4665 png (87 KB, 292x292) O Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:19:05 No.8316930 ► >went to the pizza place my dad used to work at >owner tells me funny stories about my dad >then he gives me free pizza and fries fries I had a great time. *O Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:23.39 No.8316931 >8 did you make that face while you were driving home Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:25:36 No.8316934 ► >>8316931 Yes Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:35:34 No.8316944 >28316946 are you still making that face now Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:36:16 No.8316946 228316950 >>8316944 Yeah Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:37:48 No.8316950 >8316953 >>8316946 I am happy for you anon Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:39:42 No.8316953 ► >>8316950 Thanks
4665 png (87 KB, 292x292) O Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:19:05 No.8316930 ► >went to the pizza place my dad used to work at >owner tells me funny stories about my dad >then he gives me free pizza and fries fries I had a great time. *O Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:23.39 No.8316931 >8 did you make that face while you were driving home Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:25:36 No.8316934 ► >>8316931 Yes Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:35:34 No.8316944 >28316946 are you still making that face now Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:36:16 No.8316946 228316950 >>8316944 Yeah Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:37:48 No.8316950 >8316953 >>8316946 I am happy for you anon Anonymous 11/28/16(Mon)01:39:42 No.8316953 ► >>8316950 Thanks

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Anon is jigsaw | /r/Greentext

:Anonymous ITT:We design Saw traps 01/17/21(Sun)14:00:24 No.145245004 >You're in a locked room with a snowman and a carrot >Jigsaw tells you to put the carrot where it belongs >Putting the carrot on the snowman's nose unlocks the door and sets you free 14 KB JPG >Putting the carrot on the snowman's d--- would be pretty funny but detonates a pipe bomb
:Anonymous ITT:We design Saw traps 01/17/21(Sun)14:00:24 No.145245004 >You're in a locked room with a snowman and a carrot >Jigsaw tells you to put the carrot where it belongs >Putting the carrot on the snowman's nose unlocks the door and sets you free 14 KB JPG >Putting the carrot on the snowman's d--- would be pretty funny but detonates a pipe bomb

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Anon is grateful to his dad | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)15:33:01 No.64278713 >be me >11 years old, feeling very sad and lonely >dad notices >starts taking me to the movies >always finds time to take me, no matter how tired or busy he is >no longer sad or feeling lonely >fast forward about 20 years >notices dad got progressively lonelier over these last years, he is not happy lately >knows my dad love birds, so i decide to start taking him to the zoo to see birds >starts reading about birds because my dad loves talking about them >we talk about birds almost daily >buy some nice domestic birds to my dad >always manage to find some time to dedicate to this hobby with him >dad no longer sad or lonely Thank you for everything dad, i love you and will always be here for you as you were for me
Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)15:33:01 No.64278713 >be me >11 years old, feeling very sad and lonely >dad notices >starts taking me to the movies >always finds time to take me, no matter how tired or busy he is >no longer sad or feeling lonely >fast forward about 20 years >notices dad got progressively lonelier over these last years, he is not happy lately >knows my dad love birds, so i decide to start taking him to the zoo to see birds >starts reading about birds because my dad loves talking about them >we talk about birds almost daily >buy some nice domestic birds to my dad >always manage to find some time to dedicate to this hobby with him >dad no longer sad or lonely Thank you for everything dad, i love you and will always be here for you as you were for me

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Anon doesn't like Reddit | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:33:22 No.64282445 >l always check /r/greentext to make sure none of my posts ever show in there. I hate Reddit.
Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)20:33:22 No.64282445 >l always check /r/greentext to make sure none of my posts ever show in there. I hate Reddit.

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Anon wants a job | /r/Greentext

06/24/21(Thu)01:53:06 No.327210657 >be me >quit s----- it job, looking for a new one >this one job offer looks like it was written to hire me specifically >have 2x required experience >have all the skills, nice_to_haves included 15 KB JPG >filling up the form, lot of questions >the last question says >"What gender do you identify with?" >close the tab immidiately and call it a day These f------ people
06/24/21(Thu)01:53:06 No.327210657 >be me >quit s----- it job, looking for a new one >this one job offer looks like it was written to hire me specifically >have 2x required experience >have all the skills, nice_to_haves included 15 KB JPG >filling up the form, lot of questions >the last question says >"What gender do you identify with?" >close the tab immidiately and call it a day These f------ people

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Anon is suffering | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)19:10:59 No.857487851 >be me >Shut in, lives an unhealthy life >Decides to make changes to lifestyle >Go out for run >Jogging outside apartment complex > Autism kicks in > Imagine how it would be like to play 105 KB JPG cod in real life > Full on Naruto sprints inside one of the buildings > Family of 4 with a qt3.14 standing right in front of me > Barell rolls to avoid hitting them > Hits head on concrete > They come trying to help me up but I run the f--- away avoiding any eye contact > Finish jog and am about to head home > Call elevator > Voice calls out to wait > The family shows up again > Awkward silence in elevator > girl giggles >Mfw they are my neighbours >Mfw I still can't make eye contact with them Why am I like this ? Why does it always have to be me, anons ? When will the suffering end?
: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)19:10:59 No.857487851 >be me >Shut in, lives an unhealthy life >Decides to make changes to lifestyle >Go out for run >Jogging outside apartment complex > Autism kicks in > Imagine how it would be like to play 105 KB JPG cod in real life > Full on Naruto sprints inside one of the buildings > Family of 4 with a qt3.14 standing right in front of me > Barell rolls to avoid hitting them > Hits head on concrete > They come trying to help me up but I run the f--- away avoiding any eye contact > Finish jog and am about to head home > Call elevator > Voice calls out to wait > The family shows up again > Awkward silence in elevator > girl giggles >Mfw they are my neighbours >Mfw I still can't make eye contact with them Why am I like this ? Why does it always have to be me, anons ? When will the suffering end?

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Padded incells | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)04:46:01 No.64273161 Does anyone else here freak out that the entire world was a hell hole up until now? Like we actually got lucky >no air conditioning >people had to work in hot fields all 98 KB GIF day and sit in a 90 degree house and get zero sleep every day >People used to live in s----- old houses that were freezing cold and filled with mold and asbestos >people used to have no phones or have to use pay phones and landlines everywhere >people used to die of dehydration and now I can have Uber eats deliver anything or walk into any store and grab water >people used to live without debit cards >people have to find everything without gps and phones >people had to walk everywhere or use old s----- cars without power steering and ac
: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)04:46:01 No.64273161 Does anyone else here freak out that the entire world was a hell hole up until now? Like we actually got lucky >no air conditioning >people had to work in hot fields all 98 KB GIF day and sit in a 90 degree house and get zero sleep every day >People used to live in s----- old houses that were freezing cold and filled with mold and asbestos >people used to have no phones or have to use pay phones and landlines everywhere >people used to die of dehydration and now I can have Uber eats deliver anything or walk into any store and grab water >people used to live without debit cards >people have to find everything without gps and phones >people had to walk everywhere or use old s----- cars without power steering and ac

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Anon manipulates Redditors | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)15:01:20 No.64279058 >Go on reddit >Post video of a tiktoker beating up homeless person on r/trashy >7 downvotes with 2 comments defending her and calling it dark humor >Post image of US flag >5K upvotes 33 awards and over 400 comments praising me 302 KB JPG I swear to god I f------ hate redditors : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)15:04:06 No.64279085 >>64279058 (OP) # >>Go on reddit Cool, now go back and stay go back. : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)15:05:33 No.64279108 >>64279058 (OP) # Put me in Reddit screenshot please Here is me cat to prove it is me 1.05 MB JPG < >
: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)15:01:20 No.64279058 >Go on reddit >Post video of a tiktoker beating up homeless person on r/trashy >7 downvotes with 2 comments defending her and calling it dark humor >Post image of US flag >5K upvotes 33 awards and over 400 comments praising me 302 KB JPG I swear to god I f------ hate redditors : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)15:04:06 No.64279085 >>64279058 (OP) # >>Go on reddit Cool, now go back and stay go back. : Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)15:05:33 No.64279108 >>64279058 (OP) # Put me in Reddit screenshot please Here is me cat to prove it is me 1.05 MB JPG < >

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Anon tries to give some advice. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)13:05:48 No.857490665 >be me >playing mario kart with little sister >"anon anon, how's my kart?" >she shows me the WORST possible setup imaginable >decide to be honest yeah sis, thats pretty bad tantrum.jpg ok ok fine play whatever you want >start the race (its on dolphin shoals, great map btw) >she misses the speed boost and i see her face crinkle like she ate a lemon >after 15 seconds i hear her whine >"this kart stinks!!" >time to be a smartass gee, if only someone told you beforehand >she starts crying f------ kids, man.
Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)13:05:48 No.857490665 >be me >playing mario kart with little sister >"anon anon, how's my kart?" >she shows me the WORST possible setup imaginable >decide to be honest yeah sis, thats pretty bad tantrum.jpg ok ok fine play whatever you want >start the race (its on dolphin shoals, great map btw) >she misses the speed boost and i see her face crinkle like she ate a lemon >after 15 seconds i hear her whine >"this kart stinks!!" >time to be a smartass gee, if only someone told you beforehand >she starts crying f------ kids, man.

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Anon hot pranked | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)13:38:59 No.857474963 >be me, last friday >19, finished school a few months ago >work at local restaurant as barkeeper >finish 12 hour shift 17 KB PNG >take out the trash >see girl my age standing at the big trash can >she whispers "quick someone is coming" but loud enough that I can hear it >wtfwhoisshetalkingto.jpg >l walk by her and see 2 other girls sitting down and straight up pissing on the ground like f------ dogs >w--.png This thread doesn't exist anymore. 6 Replies View Thread
: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)13:38:59 No.857474963 >be me, last friday >19, finished school a few months ago >work at local restaurant as barkeeper >finish 12 hour shift 17 KB PNG >take out the trash >see girl my age standing at the big trash can >she whispers "quick someone is coming" but loud enough that I can hear it >wtfwhoisshetalkingto.jpg >l walk by her and see 2 other girls sitting down and straight up pissing on the ground like f------ dogs >w--.png This thread doesn't exist anymore. 6 Replies View Thread

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Anon uses the water fountain | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21 (Wed)06:17:35 No.857471875 ITT: Funny experiences with n------, 'll start >be me >taking course in liberal college since dumb as s--- >waiting downstairs for class to start >get drink from water fountain >wearing pikachu hat with pumps for ear 142 KB PNG flaps >band of blacks come inside laughing about whatever blacks laugh about >king of the jungle looks at me >stares with his yellow eyes >on the verge of saying something about my hat >retard_brain.exe starts >get a total brain blast >look curious geoege right in his eyes >"| am incredibly racist" >whatthefuckdidijustsay.jpeg >the tribe looks like they just picked their spears up >ready to kick the s--- out of me >get a brain blast bigger than f------ pearl harbour >i say "towards white people >its like i f------ used a mod and completly changed my trust with the village to admired >mfw immediately the most likeable >mfw tribe has a laugh with me and tries to get me to talk to them more I swear this s--- is f------ stupid, n------ can be more easily manipulated than my f------ phone settings 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 06/23/21 (Wed)06:17:35 No.857471875 ITT: Funny experiences with n------, 'll start >be me >taking course in liberal college since dumb as s--- >waiting downstairs for class to start >get drink from water fountain >wearing pikachu hat with pumps for ear 142 KB PNG flaps >band of blacks come inside laughing about whatever blacks laugh about >king of the jungle looks at me >stares with his yellow eyes >on the verge of saying something about my hat >retard_brain.exe starts >get a total brain blast >look curious geoege right in his eyes >"| am incredibly racist" >whatthefuckdidijustsay.jpeg >the tribe looks like they just picked their spears up >ready to kick the s--- out of me >get a brain blast bigger than f------ pearl harbour >i say "towards white people >its like i f------ used a mod and completly changed my trust with the village to admired >mfw immediately the most likeable >mfw tribe has a laugh with me and tries to get me to talk to them more I swear this s--- is f------ stupid, n------ can be more easily manipulated than my f------ phone settings 1 Reply / 1 Image View Thread

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Anons magic room | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)09:47:39 No.857466299 >theres this room in my house >if you pace around long enough satan will appear >he will measure your d--- then whisper sweet sweet secrets to you that will change your life forever >he always slaps you on the butt 5 KB JPG on the way out just let it happen
: Anonymous 06/23/21(Wed)09:47:39 No.857466299 >theres this room in my house >if you pace around long enough satan will appear >he will measure your d--- then whisper sweet sweet secrets to you that will change your life forever >he always slaps you on the butt 5 KB JPG on the way out just let it happen

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