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50 KB JPG ALRIGHT/FIT/ - THIS IS WHAT WE LIFT FOR WHAT THE F--- >visit dad >asks me to buy a christmas tree >we go buy a nice one >carry it around like a slave >mom is happy >feelsgoodman >i lift it into the house >my dad says hes not feeling well >COLLAPSES >W-- >mom panics >dad just laying there knocked out >we put him in a safe position quickly >my heart is racing >i decide to LIFT him up and carry him to the couch >mom calls 911 >im panickin too >figure that the hospital is not so far away >LIFT him back up and carry him into car >mom is screaming at me but i cant hear s--- >race to hospital >LIFT him out of the car and carry him into ER >scream around like an autist >mfw they told me he had a stroke and probably would have died if it wasnt for my lifts
50 KB JPG ALRIGHT/FIT/ - THIS IS WHAT WE LIFT FOR WHAT THE F--- >visit dad >asks me to buy a christmas tree >we go buy a nice one >carry it around like a slave >mom is happy >feelsgoodman >i lift it into the house >my dad says hes not feeling well >COLLAPSES >W-- >mom panics >dad just laying there knocked out >we put him in a safe position quickly >my heart is racing >i decide to LIFT him up and carry him to the couch >mom calls 911 >im panickin too >figure that the hospital is not so far away >LIFT him back up and carry him into car >mom is screaming at me but i cant hear s--- >race to hospital >LIFT him out of the car and carry him into ER >scream around like an autist >mfw they told me he had a stroke and probably would have died if it wasnt for my lifts

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Anonymous 15 KB JPG 07/18/22(Mon)01:31:06 No.69449483 >just broke my previous fap record of 23 faps in a single day >currently on 24th >it's only 6pm >enough time to do another 10 faps before bed Being depressed and having adhd sucks
Anonymous 15 KB JPG 07/18/22(Mon)01:31:06 No.69449483 >just broke my previous fap record of 23 faps in a single day >currently on 24th >it's only 6pm >enough time to do another 10 faps before bed Being depressed and having adhd sucks

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Anon finds it funny | /r/Greentext

This board is so f------ comical sometimes This board is so f------ comic(...) 07/17/22(Sun)22:22:07 No.69451703 >110 iq?! Imao you're so STUPID!! dumb midwit! >you ONLY have a 7 inch c---? Lol dicklet looooo!!! >5'11? ITS OVER BRO KILL YOURSELF you're so f------ hellbent on tearing each other down you don't even know how goofy you guys look from the outside. It's funny 234 KB PNG
This board is so f------ comical sometimes This board is so f------ comic(...) 07/17/22(Sun)22:22:07 No.69451703 >110 iq?! Imao you're so STUPID!! dumb midwit! >you ONLY have a 7 inch c---? Lol dicklet looooo!!! >5'11? ITS OVER BRO KILL YOURSELF you're so f------ hellbent on tearing each other down you don't even know how goofy you guys look from the outside. It's funny 234 KB PNG

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anon has low testosterone levels | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Testosterone Lev in Men by Age 37 KB JPG 07/17/22(Sun)18:44:11 No.69449672 >got my testosterone levels checked >f------ 80ng/dl >'normal' range for men that's already been lowered to compensate for ultra low T in more recent history is 300-1000 >the normal range for WOMEN is 15 to 70ng/dl No f------ wonder I've never really had confidence, motivation, or put on that much muscle or strength in weightlifting. It's weird though because I've never had any sex drive/libido at all for like 7 years, don't even masturbate but I have a slightly above avg pp that works if I try to use it. Seriously what the f---, I literally AVOID all onions products and other artificial garbage, eat actual meat, seafood, vegetables, recently started eating more dairy.
Anonymous Testosterone Lev in Men by Age 37 KB JPG 07/17/22(Sun)18:44:11 No.69449672 >got my testosterone levels checked >f------ 80ng/dl >'normal' range for men that's already been lowered to compensate for ultra low T in more recent history is 300-1000 >the normal range for WOMEN is 15 to 70ng/dl No f------ wonder I've never really had confidence, motivation, or put on that much muscle or strength in weightlifting. It's weird though because I've never had any sex drive/libido at all for like 7 years, don't even masturbate but I have a slightly above avg pp that works if I try to use it. Seriously what the f---, I literally AVOID all onions products and other artificial garbage, eat actual meat, seafood, vegetables, recently started eating more dairy.

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Anon is a white knight | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 111 KB JPG 07/17/22(Sun)23:09:52 No.882233766 >me, a quiet shy and nervous guy irl >terrible sleep schedule >laying in bed one evening imagining scenarios in which I am a white knight protecting minorities from racists >fall asleep to the best sleep I've had in weeks >next day, having a hard time falling asleep as usual >think of scenarios of protecting a girl from harassment >another great sleep >every night before sleep, start imagining myself being a hero of the oppressed minorities like I'm some blue haired white girl in her early 20s majoring in African American literature >actually start sleeping like a baby every night My heart feels full /b/ I unlocked my natural nyquill
: Anonymous 111 KB JPG 07/17/22(Sun)23:09:52 No.882233766 >me, a quiet shy and nervous guy irl >terrible sleep schedule >laying in bed one evening imagining scenarios in which I am a white knight protecting minorities from racists >fall asleep to the best sleep I've had in weeks >next day, having a hard time falling asleep as usual >think of scenarios of protecting a girl from harassment >another great sleep >every night before sleep, start imagining myself being a hero of the oppressed minorities like I'm some blue haired white girl in her early 20s majoring in African American literature >actually start sleeping like a baby every night My heart feels full /b/ I unlocked my natural nyquill

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anon remembers school | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)19:10:29 No.69449920 44EA9081-79CB-406E-BFF8-B02B63613780.jpg 415 KB JPG >Picture day at School >Everyone looks good except (you) >Moment of pain is immortalized in the year book forever Why did they make us do this?
Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)19:10:29 No.69449920 44EA9081-79CB-406E-BFF8-B02B63613780.jpg 415 KB JPG >Picture day at School >Everyone looks good except (you) >Moment of pain is immortalized in the year book forever Why did they make us do this?

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Anon learns to fight | /r/Greentext

F--- all martial arts. The only way to learn how to fight is no rules and no warning. Go rough up some homeless guys to start with. They have s--- reaction time and are easy to get the jump on. Especially if you hold out some change. Next you are going to move up to fatties. 300+ plus. Better reaction time than a drugged up malnourished homeless man, but slow enough to help you get used to dodging and countering. Now you are ready to hit the bar. Drunks have bad reaction time, but are very strong and aggressive. These fights are how you get used to risking your life and be calm under pressure. Go to a construction yard or some other place where people do hard physical labor. Catch one of them just after work. They should be pretty gassed, but will be very fit and strong. After a few of those it is time to go to the big leagues. Catch people walking alone at night. They will be high alert and there is no telling who you'll run into. You will have to learn the art of surprise. Once you get good at taking out people in the streets it is time to find a martial arts school. Stalk their fighters and take them out. This will be the longest step. Travel across the world stalking and jumping random fighters from random gyms. Once they are no longer a challenge the next step up is police. This gets a lot harder as they have guns and specialized awareness training. Keep that up until it is easy. Now it is time for the military. Soldier just off duty. Preferably ones with PTSD for the extra challenge. Then you will move up to agents in intelligence agencies. Once you get good at pounding those guys, It is time to move up to active battlefields. 1.06 MB PNG
F--- all martial arts. The only way to learn how to fight is no rules and no warning. Go rough up some homeless guys to start with. They have s--- reaction time and are easy to get the jump on. Especially if you hold out some change. Next you are going to move up to fatties. 300+ plus. Better reaction time than a drugged up malnourished homeless man, but slow enough to help you get used to dodging and countering. Now you are ready to hit the bar. Drunks have bad reaction time, but are very strong and aggressive. These fights are how you get used to risking your life and be calm under pressure. Go to a construction yard or some other place where people do hard physical labor. Catch one of them just after work. They should be pretty gassed, but will be very fit and strong. After a few of those it is time to go to the big leagues. Catch people walking alone at night. They will be high alert and there is no telling who you'll run into. You will have to learn the art of surprise. Once you get good at taking out people in the streets it is time to find a martial arts school. Stalk their fighters and take them out. This will be the longest step. Travel across the world stalking and jumping random fighters from random gyms. Once they are no longer a challenge the next step up is police. This gets a lot harder as they have guns and specialized awareness training. Keep that up until it is easy. Now it is time for the military. Soldier just off duty. Preferably ones with PTSD for the extra challenge. Then you will move up to agents in intelligence agencies. Once you get good at pounding those guys, It is time to move up to active battlefields. 1.06 MB PNG

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Anon is a high school bully | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 4 KB JPG 07/17/22(Sun)23:25:35 No.69452304 >cute quiet girl in my class >not really my type but haven't coomed in a while >talk to her a bit but she seems more interested in the virgin shy guy also in my class >see them hanging out a bit every now and then >look kind of cute in an awkward way >weeks pass, still haven't coomed cause of no fap >start talking to her again >can tell she still likes the other guy but cause they both seem like virgins no one is making the first move >subtly weave in that he kind of gives off incel vibes, but thats why he's not as forward >oh does he, thanks for telling me >after this notice she starts avoiding him now and so do the other girls Imao >hook up with her at the end of the semester and finally get to coom >tells me it was her first time >could kind of tell anyway >never wanted to date her so slowly ghost her afterwards >heard that the other guy just spends his time playing videogames now sorry but its a doggy dog world out there
Anonymous 4 KB JPG 07/17/22(Sun)23:25:35 No.69452304 >cute quiet girl in my class >not really my type but haven't coomed in a while >talk to her a bit but she seems more interested in the virgin shy guy also in my class >see them hanging out a bit every now and then >look kind of cute in an awkward way >weeks pass, still haven't coomed cause of no fap >start talking to her again >can tell she still likes the other guy but cause they both seem like virgins no one is making the first move >subtly weave in that he kind of gives off incel vibes, but thats why he's not as forward >oh does he, thanks for telling me >after this notice she starts avoiding him now and so do the other girls Imao >hook up with her at the end of the semester and finally get to coom >tells me it was her first time >could kind of tell anyway >never wanted to date her so slowly ghost her afterwards >heard that the other guy just spends his time playing videogames now sorry but its a doggy dog world out there

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Anon is dating a psychopath who genuinely needs help | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 48 KB JPG 07/17/22(Sun)22:06:37 No.69451542 Made a thread a couple of days ago but things have actually gotten worse >girlfriend blocked me on social media >decide to ask her about it (not even in a confrontational tone) >girlfriend breaks down saying I'm always trying to manipulate her, says she has no idea how I'm blocked >girlfriend decides to go out to the club every week and get s-------- drunk >tell her it upsets and bothers me, especially when she doesn't get home until 6am >girlfriend tells me to stop being so controlling, she wants to appreciate her youth >still keeps going to the club, showing no consideration for my feelings >girlfriend told me she felt there was too much distance between us >make the effort to talk to her more and be less cold >girlfriend proceeds to tell me she wants more space, she wants more independence >girlfriend tells me I need to show more affection to her, or else she's breaking up >creates a constant routine of threatening to break up >I start showing more affection and love >she breaks up with me for a whole month because "she got bored of the relationship" >one of my close friends passes away, that day she kept texting me asking why I was being so different with her, despite me already telling her I had a family emergency, she then got p----- and we argued on the night that my friend had passed >girlfriend constantly talks to me about her ex, how he f----- her up mentally >the ex was 38 years old while she was 17 >girlfriend tells me she used to be a c------- >a majority of her irl guy friends used to frequently visit her >she still keeps in contact with them >considers herself a sex addict, we haven't done anything sexual since November >anytime I try to flirt with her she completely changes the subject or ignores me [1/2] Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)22:14:13 No.69451622 Now she's threatening to kill herself. I got scared didn't know what to do and contacted a bunch of her family and friends to go check up on her. She got f------ p----- and told me I'm a p------------ for doing that, she didn't want anyone knowing about me and had actually been keeping me a secret from everyone in her life this entire time, we've been dating for over 2 years now. Am I in the wrong here? She also told me I'm the root of all her problems, she told me I'm dead to her. She wants absolutely nothing to do with me now. I was just trying to get her help. I've done so much for this girl. Paid for a surgery she needed when her parents wouldn't help her, bought her a laptop when her old one died, got her a camera since she loves photography. Always been there for her through so much. I don't know what to do. I know she's a lost cause but at the same time I love her. I know she's also pretty much doing me a favor but I'm in constant mental despair now and it's even worse knowing that she's probably dead. Although knowing her it was probably all for attention. How do I heal mentally from all this? Is everything really my fault? [2/2]
: Anonymous 48 KB JPG 07/17/22(Sun)22:06:37 No.69451542 Made a thread a couple of days ago but things have actually gotten worse >girlfriend blocked me on social media >decide to ask her about it (not even in a confrontational tone) >girlfriend breaks down saying I'm always trying to manipulate her, says she has no idea how I'm blocked >girlfriend decides to go out to the club every week and get s-------- drunk >tell her it upsets and bothers me, especially when she doesn't get home until 6am >girlfriend tells me to stop being so controlling, she wants to appreciate her youth >still keeps going to the club, showing no consideration for my feelings >girlfriend told me she felt there was too much distance between us >make the effort to talk to her more and be less cold >girlfriend proceeds to tell me she wants more space, she wants more independence >girlfriend tells me I need to show more affection to her, or else she's breaking up >creates a constant routine of threatening to break up >I start showing more affection and love >she breaks up with me for a whole month because "she got bored of the relationship" >one of my close friends passes away, that day she kept texting me asking why I was being so different with her, despite me already telling her I had a family emergency, she then got p----- and we argued on the night that my friend had passed >girlfriend constantly talks to me about her ex, how he f----- her up mentally >the ex was 38 years old while she was 17 >girlfriend tells me she used to be a c------- >a majority of her irl guy friends used to frequently visit her >she still keeps in contact with them >considers herself a sex addict, we haven't done anything sexual since November >anytime I try to flirt with her she completely changes the subject or ignores me [1/2] Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)22:14:13 No.69451622 Now she's threatening to kill herself. I got scared didn't know what to do and contacted a bunch of her family and friends to go check up on her. She got f------ p----- and told me I'm a p------------ for doing that, she didn't want anyone knowing about me and had actually been keeping me a secret from everyone in her life this entire time, we've been dating for over 2 years now. Am I in the wrong here? She also told me I'm the root of all her problems, she told me I'm dead to her. She wants absolutely nothing to do with me now. I was just trying to get her help. I've done so much for this girl. Paid for a surgery she needed when her parents wouldn't help her, bought her a laptop when her old one died, got her a camera since she loves photography. Always been there for her through so much. I don't know what to do. I know she's a lost cause but at the same time I love her. I know she's also pretty much doing me a favor but I'm in constant mental despair now and it's even worse knowing that she's probably dead. Although knowing her it was probably all for attention. How do I heal mentally from all this? Is everything really my fault? [2/2]

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Anon posts. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 41 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)20:50:37 No.882226273 >be me >Taking a s--- >Decide to make a post S--- posting is real 07/17/22(Sun)20:51:58 No.882226345 Describe your s---. : Anonymous >>882226273 (OP) # pure evil 07/17/22(Sun)21:00:56 No.882226841
: Anonymous 41 KB JPG : Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)20:50:37 No.882226273 >be me >Taking a s--- >Decide to make a post S--- posting is real 07/17/22(Sun)20:51:58 No.882226345 Describe your s---. : Anonymous >>882226273 (OP) # pure evil 07/17/22(Sun)21:00:56 No.882226841

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Anon is cute. | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 4 KB JPG 07/17/22(Sun)22:24:44 No.882231568 I used to sext and exchange nudes with MTFs daily and every time I did this exact scenario would happen every single time >start sexting them >they're so into it and start sending pics and talking about how hard they're throbbing >call your d--- the hottest thing they've ever seen in their entire life Then they c-- irl >immediately ghost you >if not, they're not, they're extremely rude to you and never talk to you again I'll always remember one specific time >sexting with one MTF >really into it >keeps talking about how big and juicy my c--- is >they send a video of them c------ >immediately after they send this they go on a rant about how they think my d--- is small and that they were just saying it to make me feel good about myself >starts going on about how I'm a horny p------------ >ask if I did something wrong >tells me to go f--- myself and blocks me >couple weeks later I find a thread on /b/ titled "small cocks are the cutest" >my d--- is the photo That was the day I became transphobic.
: Anonymous 4 KB JPG 07/17/22(Sun)22:24:44 No.882231568 I used to sext and exchange nudes with MTFs daily and every time I did this exact scenario would happen every single time >start sexting them >they're so into it and start sending pics and talking about how hard they're throbbing >call your d--- the hottest thing they've ever seen in their entire life Then they c-- irl >immediately ghost you >if not, they're not, they're extremely rude to you and never talk to you again I'll always remember one specific time >sexting with one MTF >really into it >keeps talking about how big and juicy my c--- is >they send a video of them c------ >immediately after they send this they go on a rant about how they think my d--- is small and that they were just saying it to make me feel good about myself >starts going on about how I'm a horny p------------ >ask if I did something wrong >tells me to go f--- myself and blocks me >couple weeks later I find a thread on /b/ titled "small cocks are the cutest" >my d--- is the photo That was the day I became transphobic.

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The thrill of competition | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 2.21 MB GIF 07/17/22(Sun)11:14:06 No.606120528 >win match >feel nothing >lose match >day ruined
: Anonymous 2.21 MB GIF 07/17/22(Sun)11:14:06 No.606120528 >win match >feel nothing >lose match >day ruined

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: Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)19:09:37 No.882224105 apps.58523.13744479854832406.0affa1b0-655f-49af-ab66- 9c9ccd71090c.jpg 22 KB JPG >be me >Sick day, missed work >Decide to play some halo >Still early morning >Guy starts pounding on my window violently, scaring the s--- out of me >Turns out it's my brother who just got out of jail for selling drugs >I invite him in and he's laughing his ass off >Sees that I'm playing halo, asks to join Just like old times.. today was good
: Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)19:09:37 No.882224105 apps.58523.13744479854832406.0affa1b0-655f-49af-ab66- 9c9ccd71090c.jpg 22 KB JPG >be me >Sick day, missed work >Decide to play some halo >Still early morning >Guy starts pounding on my window violently, scaring the s--- out of me >Turns out it's my brother who just got out of jail for selling drugs >I invite him in and he's laughing his ass off >Sees that I'm playing halo, asks to join Just like old times.. today was good

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Anon is lonely | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun) 09:35:27 No.69444875 >be me >lonely and honry > go to pornhub and open a girlfriend experience ASMR video >girl in the video starts talking to me >I wanna respond but i know that my breath smells like beer and cigs >close and feel worse than before 11 KB JPG : Anonymous >>69444875 (OP) # Go brush your teeth and stop smoking and drinking also try and lookmax if you can, it will give you confidence 07/17/22(Sun)10:37:10 No.69445215
: Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun) 09:35:27 No.69444875 >be me >lonely and honry > go to pornhub and open a girlfriend experience ASMR video >girl in the video starts talking to me >I wanna respond but i know that my breath smells like beer and cigs >close and feel worse than before 11 KB JPG : Anonymous >>69444875 (OP) # Go brush your teeth and stop smoking and drinking also try and lookmax if you can, it will give you confidence 07/17/22(Sun)10:37:10 No.69445215

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Anon leaves his brother to the wolves | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)14:10:32 No.882203415 >be me >6 years ago >15 at the time in christian household >had a retarded fatass for a younger brother 22 KB JPG >blamed me for the food he inhaled from the pantry but parents always knew >hed always be a d--- to me, but also had no filter on what he talked about >one day comes to me asking how to fix a bent penis >mf thinks that a bent penis is a sign of m----------- >m----------- is a f------ felony in our home >tell him how retarded he was and to get the f--- out of my room >worked for now >couple days pass and im in my room playing vidya >hear screaming from the basement >go downstairs to investigate >mfw little s-------- has his erect c--- in the f------ vice on my dads repair workshop >hes screaming and crying for help >mf thought he could fix a bent c--- with a metal vice >we both hear my dad come home >leave him to the wolves My dad lost his f------ s--- when he found him. They actually considered putting him up for adoption, and to this day hes no longer allowed near the vice. He turned out to be a f----- a couple of years later and my parents pretend he doesnt exist.
: Anonymous 07/17/22(Sun)14:10:32 No.882203415 >be me >6 years ago >15 at the time in christian household >had a retarded fatass for a younger brother 22 KB JPG >blamed me for the food he inhaled from the pantry but parents always knew >hed always be a d--- to me, but also had no filter on what he talked about >one day comes to me asking how to fix a bent penis >mf thinks that a bent penis is a sign of m----------- >m----------- is a f------ felony in our home >tell him how retarded he was and to get the f--- out of my room >worked for now >couple days pass and im in my room playing vidya >hear screaming from the basement >go downstairs to investigate >mfw little s-------- has his erect c--- in the f------ vice on my dads repair workshop >hes screaming and crying for help >mf thought he could fix a bent c--- with a metal vice >we both hear my dad come home >leave him to the wolves My dad lost his f------ s--- when he found him. They actually considered putting him up for adoption, and to this day hes no longer allowed near the vice. He turned out to be a f----- a couple of years later and my parents pretend he doesnt exist.

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