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Anonymous (ID: CCEKD5SZ) 07/31/24(Wed)10:25:52 No.476314146 >Train your whole life for Jihad and the liberation of al Quds >get turned into pile of charred meat by 19 year old zoomie roastie conscript guiding a drone inbetween posting ass shots on instagram 128 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 198apnj7) Takbir! 07/31/24(Wed)10:36:08 No.476315026 Anonymous (ID: OB5Loy51) >>476314146 (OP) # >The virgin bullet Vs >The Chad airstrip. 07/31/24(Wed) 10:37:35 No.476315134 Cry harder slavs and browns. Anonymous (ID: dUA7Ve9p 07/31/24(Wed)10:40:11 No.476315352 >>476314146 (OP) # >War never changes
Anonymous (ID: CCEKD5SZ) 07/31/24(Wed)10:25:52 No.476314146 >Train your whole life for Jihad and the liberation of al Quds >get turned into pile of charred meat by 19 year old zoomie roastie conscript guiding a drone inbetween posting ass shots on instagram 128 KB JPG Anonymous (ID: 198apnj7) Takbir! 07/31/24(Wed)10:36:08 No.476315026 Anonymous (ID: OB5Loy51) >>476314146 (OP) # >The virgin bullet Vs >The Chad airstrip. 07/31/24(Wed) 10:37:35 No.476315134 Cry harder slavs and browns. Anonymous (ID: dUA7Ve9p 07/31/24(Wed)10:40:11 No.476315352 >>476314146 (OP) # >War never changes

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Anon is not impressed with Modern AAA Games | /r/Greentext

gr+ GamesRadar+ @GamesRadar Follow I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redemption in a galaxy far, far away Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:12 No. 684191415 >>684191720 >>684191892 >>684191965 >>684192085 >>684192153 >>684192479 >>684192658 >>684192764 >>684192901 >>684192919 >>684193002 >>684193081 >>684193087 >>684193161 >>684193304 >>684193401 >>684193502 >>684193551 >>684193603 >>684193638 >>684194056 >>684195445 >>684195721 >>684195760 >>684197678 >>684199629 >>684199994 >>684200002 >>684200043 >>684200110 >>684200687 >>684201524 >>684203238 >>684205418 >>684205695 >>684206001 >>684206056 >>684206691 >>684208386 >>684212870 >>684216380 >>684218895 >>684219272 Apologize. I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redempti... From gamesradar.com 6:02 PM - Jul 30, 2024 34K Views 49 2774 358 ជា 33 ↑ v >>684191919 Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:12:03 No.684191720 >>684191935 >>684192165 >>684192371 >>684192629 >>684193023 >>684193139 >>684193386 >>684193434 >>684193627 >>684193638 >>684193951 >>684194965 >>684195269 >>684195951 >>684196113 >>684196695 >>684196830 >>684197546 >>684197816 >>684197978 >>684198430 >>684200212 >>684200379 >>684200465 >>684200668 >>684201161 >>684203082 >>684203402 >>684204105 >>684205519 >>684207612 >>684207642 >>684207781 >>684207817 >>684208325 >>684208612 >>684209053 >>684210946 >>684211275 >>684211341 >>684211443 >>684212665 >>684212964 >>684213147 >>684213751 >>684214667 >>684216498 >>684217748 >>684218584 >>684218783 >>684218918 1624924223933.jpg (81 KB, 625x625) google yandex iqdb wait >>684191415 (OP) >I played [AAA slop] and it feels like [other AAA slop]
gr+ GamesRadar+ @GamesRadar Follow I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redemption in a galaxy far, far away Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:12 No. 684191415 >>684191720 >>684191892 >>684191965 >>684192085 >>684192153 >>684192479 >>684192658 >>684192764 >>684192901 >>684192919 >>684193002 >>684193081 >>684193087 >>684193161 >>684193304 >>684193401 >>684193502 >>684193551 >>684193603 >>684193638 >>684194056 >>684195445 >>684195721 >>684195760 >>684197678 >>684199629 >>684199994 >>684200002 >>684200043 >>684200110 >>684200687 >>684201524 >>684203238 >>684205418 >>684205695 >>684206001 >>684206056 >>684206691 >>684208386 >>684212870 >>684216380 >>684218895 >>684219272 Apologize. I've spent 4 hours in Star Wars Outlaws' open world and it feels like Red Dead Redempti... From gamesradar.com 6:02 PM - Jul 30, 2024 34K Views 49 2774 358 ជា 33 ↑ v >>684191919 Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:12:03 No.684191720 >>684191935 >>684192165 >>684192371 >>684192629 >>684193023 >>684193139 >>684193386 >>684193434 >>684193627 >>684193638 >>684193951 >>684194965 >>684195269 >>684195951 >>684196113 >>684196695 >>684196830 >>684197546 >>684197816 >>684197978 >>684198430 >>684200212 >>684200379 >>684200465 >>684200668 >>684201161 >>684203082 >>684203402 >>684204105 >>684205519 >>684207612 >>684207642 >>684207781 >>684207817 >>684208325 >>684208612 >>684209053 >>684210946 >>684211275 >>684211341 >>684211443 >>684212665 >>684212964 >>684213147 >>684213751 >>684214667 >>684216498 >>684217748 >>684218584 >>684218783 >>684218918 1624924223933.jpg (81 KB, 625x625) google yandex iqdb wait >>684191415 (OP) >I played [AAA slop] and it feels like [other AAA slop]

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Anon is in love | /r/Greentext

13m (07/30/24 21:50) 78338759 0 Re 0 Img JPG 184KB (1125 × 888) IMG_3199.jpg >girl says she likes me >i say i like her >no longer want to jack it to p---, or if i do i specifically find ladies that look as close to her as possible and mentally ignore the video to imagine tender lovemaking with her >can and do bust fat loads to pics of just her face and nothing else >get incredible throbbing massive boners to the thought of us just holding each other not even sexually What mental illness is this?
13m (07/30/24 21:50) 78338759 0 Re 0 Img JPG 184KB (1125 × 888) IMG_3199.jpg >girl says she likes me >i say i like her >no longer want to jack it to p---, or if i do i specifically find ladies that look as close to her as possible and mentally ignore the video to imagine tender lovemaking with her >can and do bust fat loads to pics of just her face and nothing else >get incredible throbbing massive boners to the thought of us just holding each other not even sexually What mental illness is this?

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Anon doesn't feel alone anymore | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)22:45:33 No.201917765 792 KB JPG >late at night >feel lonely >open the blinds >put on episode of Unsolved Mysteries >suddenly don't feel like I'm alone anymore
Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)22:45:33 No.201917765 792 KB JPG >late at night >feel lonely >open the blinds >put on episode of Unsolved Mysteries >suddenly don't feel like I'm alone anymore

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A gamer's dilemma | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)00:05:40 No.683454870 1710245798808380.png 218 KB PNG >video games get more and more expensive >i have to get a better paying job just to afford my moving pictures its not f------ fair. i want to cry
: Anonymous 07/23/24(Tue)00:05:40 No.683454870 1710245798808380.png 218 KB PNG >video games get more and more expensive >i have to get a better paying job just to afford my moving pictures its not f------ fair. i want to cry

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Anon watches the wrong stuff | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 17 KB PNG 01/01/22(Sat)23:21:09 No.66807627 >be me >huge weeb >out of anime to watch and bored out of my mind >youtube recomened meThe Call of Chtulu's audiobook >it has a slow start but I decided to keep listening to it because I have nothing better to do >wft halfway through it and it has a better mystery than any anime >story end >litteraly coolest s--- ever >suddenly I start crying >tfw i realized that not only is anime is garbage and the normies were right but I have wasted half of my life being addicted to it
Anonymous 17 KB PNG 01/01/22(Sat)23:21:09 No.66807627 >be me >huge weeb >out of anime to watch and bored out of my mind >youtube recomened meThe Call of Chtulu's audiobook >it has a slow start but I decided to keep listening to it because I have nothing better to do >wft halfway through it and it has a better mystery than any anime >story end >litteraly coolest s--- ever >suddenly I start crying >tfw i realized that not only is anime is garbage and the normies were right but I have wasted half of my life being addicted to it

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least schizo 4chan post | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 12:17:28 No.135079115 Report >>135078644 >>135078783 How many kids do you think ended up shooting themselves thinking their dad's shotgun will turn them into a girl
Anonymous Thu 19 Jan 2023 12:17:28 No.135079115 Report >>135078644 >>135078783 How many kids do you think ended up shooting themselves thinking their dad's shotgun will turn them into a girl

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Anon is even more immature than usual | /r/Greentext

Father said I'm immature 07/30/24(Tue)14:26:56 No.31721163 313 KB JPG >father asked to meet me (we rarely see eachother and he never messages me) >we arrange to meet at a restaurant >we talk about some stuff that don't matter >he tries to lecture me on fancy table etiquette (bear in mind we are lower middle class in a third world s-------) >I noticed I let some food slip from my plate >I grap a paper napkin and clean the region below my plate >he tells me to leave it there because "that's the waiter's job" >I ignore what he says >he insists >I tell him "it's because of this mentality the streets outside are full of trash" >this escalates to an argument about maturity >mention how I willingly moved out of my mom's house to gain life experience >mention how I'm putting all the effort I can on getting a college degree so I can finally leave this s------- >mention that I'm ashamed I don't have a job and depend on mommy for everything (like he does with my grandma, even tho he is almost 50) >mention that if I hadn't broken up with my highschool gf we would probably be married by now (I'm in my 20s) >he calls me immature WHAT THE F---? I always listen to what older people say, but this is b-------. Am I missing something here?
Father said I'm immature 07/30/24(Tue)14:26:56 No.31721163 313 KB JPG >father asked to meet me (we rarely see eachother and he never messages me) >we arrange to meet at a restaurant >we talk about some stuff that don't matter >he tries to lecture me on fancy table etiquette (bear in mind we are lower middle class in a third world s-------) >I noticed I let some food slip from my plate >I grap a paper napkin and clean the region below my plate >he tells me to leave it there because "that's the waiter's job" >I ignore what he says >he insists >I tell him "it's because of this mentality the streets outside are full of trash" >this escalates to an argument about maturity >mention how I willingly moved out of my mom's house to gain life experience >mention how I'm putting all the effort I can on getting a college degree so I can finally leave this s------- >mention that I'm ashamed I don't have a job and depend on mommy for everything (like he does with my grandma, even tho he is almost 50) >mention that if I hadn't broken up with my highschool gf we would probably be married by now (I'm in my 20s) >he calls me immature WHAT THE F---? I always listen to what older people say, but this is b-------. Am I missing something here?

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Ruthless anon to be born | /r/Greentext

Anonymous How to become ruthless 50 KB JPG 07/30/24(Tue)12:52:39 No.31720719 Need advice on how to become ruthless with woman. I'm done with self improving >Fit >6'1 >30 years old >Interesting hobbies >Not rich but also not poor >Steady job, and some other sources of income >Two cars, one daily one for joyrides >Average social life even tho I was the shy kid in school. But when it comes to getting women, 90% of the time they don't see me as a potential mate. I've heard alot of "oh you are cute, but idk there is something missing" I don't have that alpha energy (and I hate using these alpha beta terms). I need to become ruthless, and unforgiving when it comes to getting woman. What do?
Anonymous How to become ruthless 50 KB JPG 07/30/24(Tue)12:52:39 No.31720719 Need advice on how to become ruthless with woman. I'm done with self improving >Fit >6'1 >30 years old >Interesting hobbies >Not rich but also not poor >Steady job, and some other sources of income >Two cars, one daily one for joyrides >Average social life even tho I was the shy kid in school. But when it comes to getting women, 90% of the time they don't see me as a potential mate. I've heard alot of "oh you are cute, but idk there is something missing" I don't have that alpha energy (and I hate using these alpha beta terms). I need to become ruthless, and unforgiving when it comes to getting woman. What do?

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Trans inclusive misogynist. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 75 KB JPG 11/17/20(Tue)19:53:03 No.17817694 >trans girl >come out to dad >he's fine with it >one day I spend longer than usual on makeup and wear slightly more revealing clothes >dad takes one look and me and goes "you know, boys your age usually prefer w----- without a penis!" why is he so mean??
Anonymous 75 KB JPG 11/17/20(Tue)19:53:03 No.17817694 >trans girl >come out to dad >he's fine with it >one day I spend longer than usual on makeup and wear slightly more revealing clothes >dad takes one look and me and goes "you know, boys your age usually prefer w----- without a penis!" why is he so mean??

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Frontal Assault | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Oculus 07/17/24(Wed) 07:13:37 No.101435092 Oculus VR HD Prototype john-carmack-profile-shot.jpg 53 KB JPG >get a look at DOOM's source code >no struct, no class >header files are just functions declarations just w-- is that s--- Imao? And this is your best programmer of all time BAHAHAHAHAHA
Anonymous Oculus 07/17/24(Wed) 07:13:37 No.101435092 Oculus VR HD Prototype john-carmack-profile-shot.jpg 53 KB JPG >get a look at DOOM's source code >no struct, no class >header files are just functions declarations just w-- is that s--- Imao? And this is your best programmer of all time BAHAHAHAHAHA

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Life changing kino | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)07:23:21 No.201703736 the whale.jpg 47 KB JPG This movie probably unironically saved my life. >I'm 5'11 and in 2022 I weighed close to 320lbs >Go see this movie >People are looking at me after it's over as I leave >Don't even have words to express how this moment felt >Got a gym membership after 4 days of wallowing in my room thinking about it >Flashforward 2 years and I'm around 220 now still going strong >I'm not fit yet but I'm drastically healthier than I was Has there ever been a movie that shaped your life in some way?
Anonymous 07/25/24(Thu)07:23:21 No.201703736 the whale.jpg 47 KB JPG This movie probably unironically saved my life. >I'm 5'11 and in 2022 I weighed close to 320lbs >Go see this movie >People are looking at me after it's over as I leave >Don't even have words to express how this moment felt >Got a gym membership after 4 days of wallowing in my room thinking about it >Flashforward 2 years and I'm around 220 now still going strong >I'm not fit yet but I'm drastically healthier than I was Has there ever been a movie that shaped your life in some way?

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Anon Has Low Hopes For Avengers: Doomsday | /r/Greentext

File: 1090943903.jpg (38 KB, 495x495) DI CO JI ☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)12:33:01 No.201917200 >>201917333 >>201917444 >>201917531 >>201917853 >>201918127 >>201920350 >>201920614 >>201922261 >>201922421 >>201922521 >>201922686 >>201922822 >>201923221 >>201923247 >>201923731 >>201924618 >>201925185 >>201925345 >>201925441 >>201925724 >>201926141 >>201926448 >>201927737 The most depressing thing I've ever seen ☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)13:46:20 No.201920614 ► File: red.png (444 KB, 777x503) COMIC CON DIEGO SON MIC OMIC CO INTER ATIONA NAL TERNATION IEG SAN DIE ON CO >>201917200 (OP). No this is >> Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:27 No.201926448 File: 1615592081819.jpg (44 KB, 469x319) >>201929315 >>201929853 His smile and optimism: gone. >>201917200 (OP) >be Doom >Stan Lee's favourite villain >the inspiration for Darth Vader >basically the quintessential villain archetype as he blends mad scientist, dark wizard and evil dictator in one >get a tragic past and keep building up a complex character over the decades >popular enough to get a solo in the 90s as a proper villain, and have it reach 40+ issues >basically the endgame villain in every single big storytime >have rivalries and histories with basically the entire Marvel Universe, >have tons of stories to mine from meaning you can be built up for a decade plus until your big crescendo >get wasted in 2 films, get reworked into a variant of some other guy, get played by a tiny American diva >there are 50 other people that could've played you >tfw This demoralized me more than any actually important event, because it's not malicious like putting everywhere due to DEI, it's just them being retarded and RDJ being such a diva that he ruined the biggest comic book villain just to be back in the spotlight. I legitimately hope he PSHoffman's it and ends up dead with heroin inside his anus a day before filming.
File: 1090943903.jpg (38 KB, 495x495) DI CO JI ☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)12:33:01 No.201917200 >>201917333 >>201917444 >>201917531 >>201917853 >>201918127 >>201920350 >>201920614 >>201922261 >>201922421 >>201922521 >>201922686 >>201922822 >>201923221 >>201923247 >>201923731 >>201924618 >>201925185 >>201925345 >>201925441 >>201925724 >>201926141 >>201926448 >>201927737 The most depressing thing I've ever seen ☐ Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)13:46:20 No.201920614 ► File: red.png (444 KB, 777x503) COMIC CON DIEGO SON MIC OMIC CO INTER ATIONA NAL TERNATION IEG SAN DIE ON CO >>201917200 (OP). No this is >> Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)17:08:27 No.201926448 File: 1615592081819.jpg (44 KB, 469x319) >>201929315 >>201929853 His smile and optimism: gone. >>201917200 (OP) >be Doom >Stan Lee's favourite villain >the inspiration for Darth Vader >basically the quintessential villain archetype as he blends mad scientist, dark wizard and evil dictator in one >get a tragic past and keep building up a complex character over the decades >popular enough to get a solo in the 90s as a proper villain, and have it reach 40+ issues >basically the endgame villain in every single big storytime >have rivalries and histories with basically the entire Marvel Universe, >have tons of stories to mine from meaning you can be built up for a decade plus until your big crescendo >get wasted in 2 films, get reworked into a variant of some other guy, get played by a tiny American diva >there are 50 other people that could've played you >tfw This demoralized me more than any actually important event, because it's not malicious like putting everywhere due to DEI, it's just them being retarded and RDJ being such a diva that he ruined the biggest comic book villain just to be back in the spotlight. I legitimately hope he PSHoffman's it and ends up dead with heroin inside his anus a day before filming.

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i is not a number | /r/Greentext

a,a≥0 (-a,a< di =R Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)18:32:43 No.922105021 [Reply] >>922105139 >there is this number called i, it's imaginary, and i^2 equals -1 >because... it just does, okay?! >also e^(im) +1-0 Why do we let mathematicians make this s--- up? Imagine believing in advenced math. Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)18:39:20 No.922105139 ► >>922105021 (OP) >imaginary numbers >learned to hate them in highschool At least I understand the math behind it and didn't drop out of highschool or went through whatever you want to call the education "system" in merrica
a,a≥0 (-a,a< di =R Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)18:32:43 No.922105021 [Reply] >>922105139 >there is this number called i, it's imaginary, and i^2 equals -1 >because... it just does, okay?! >also e^(im) +1-0 Why do we let mathematicians make this s--- up? Imagine believing in advenced math. Anonymous 07/30/24(Tue)18:39:20 No.922105139 ► >>922105021 (OP) >imaginary numbers >learned to hate them in highschool At least I understand the math behind it and didn't drop out of highschool or went through whatever you want to call the education "system" in merrica

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‘Ate bastards, love me dragon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)08:29:28 No.201887986 file (7).png 970 KB PNG >hates w----- >hates homosexuality >hates bastards >stays loyal and pure for his betrothed He is like the antithesis of his own mother. Imao >>201888012 # >>201888043 # >>201888361 # >>201888450 # >>201888955 # >>201889235 #
Anonymous 07/29/24(Mon)08:29:28 No.201887986 file (7).png 970 KB PNG >hates w----- >hates homosexuality >hates bastards >stays loyal and pure for his betrothed He is like the antithesis of his own mother. Imao >>201888012 # >>201888043 # >>201888361 # >>201888450 # >>201888955 # >>201889235 #

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Anon is cut. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous A SMILE WOULD BE NICE, SWEETLE. KYS DOTINN 07/30/24(Tue)04:11:35 No.78328669 SKYS >finally got head 126 KB JPG SKYS>barely felt anything Kys K SKYS Well thanks circumcision I Kys thought it would be literally mind blowing pleasure 99% I couldn't even my d--- was in his I mean her mouth
Anonymous A SMILE WOULD BE NICE, SWEETLE. KYS DOTINN 07/30/24(Tue)04:11:35 No.78328669 SKYS >finally got head 126 KB JPG SKYS>barely felt anything Kys K SKYS Well thanks circumcision I Kys thought it would be literally mind blowing pleasure 99% I couldn't even my d--- was in his I mean her mouth

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