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Anon is not sure if steve jobs is a genius or not | /r/Greentext

rogen jeff daniels steve jobs❘ from director danny boyle and screenwriter aaron sorkin images.jpg 24 KB JPG >has the only curable form of pancreatic cancer >chooses to eat fruit instead of getting treatment >f------ dies >people hail him as a genius
rogen jeff daniels steve jobs❘ from director danny boyle and screenwriter aaron sorkin images.jpg 24 KB JPG >has the only curable form of pancreatic cancer >chooses to eat fruit instead of getting treatment >f------ dies >people hail him as a genius

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Quentin Tarantino Liked Joker 2 | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_2180.jpg (108 KB, 1000x563) Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)20:59:50 No.205540790 >>205541052 >>205541094 >>205541714 >>205541783 >>205541805 >>205541809 >>205542123 >> >> >The entire concept, even him spending the studio's money — he's spending it like the Joker would spend it, right?And then his big surprise gift - haha! — the jack-in-the-box, when he offers you his hand for a handshake and you get a buzzer with 10,000 volts shooting you - is the comic book geeks. He's saying f--- you to all of them. He's saying f--- you to the movie audience. He's saying f--- you to Hollywood. He's saying f--- you to anybody who owns any stock at DC and Warner Brothers [...] And Todd Phillips is the Joker. Un film de Joker, all right, is what it is. He is the Joker. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:10:20 No.205541052 >>205540790 (OP) >>205541130 Apparently the premise for Joker 2 came from a dream Joaquin had where he envisioned the Joker on stage singing showtunes. https://variety.com/2024/film/features/todd-phillips-joker- 2-movie-interview-1236111122/ The fact Todd Phillips took that fruit basket's dream and subsequent desire to make it a film seriously speaks volumes. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:12:10 No.205541094 ►>>206541373 >>205540790 (OP) >the film is good because... it's bad Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:44:48 No.205541805 >>205540790 (OP) >Make s----- movie on purpose >Feel like the Jonkler Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:52:48 No.205541977 >dude meta Imao
File: IMG_2180.jpg (108 KB, 1000x563) Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)20:59:50 No.205540790 >>205541052 >>205541094 >>205541714 >>205541783 >>205541805 >>205541809 >>205542123 >> >> >The entire concept, even him spending the studio's money — he's spending it like the Joker would spend it, right?And then his big surprise gift - haha! — the jack-in-the-box, when he offers you his hand for a handshake and you get a buzzer with 10,000 volts shooting you - is the comic book geeks. He's saying f--- you to all of them. He's saying f--- you to the movie audience. He's saying f--- you to Hollywood. He's saying f--- you to anybody who owns any stock at DC and Warner Brothers [...] And Todd Phillips is the Joker. Un film de Joker, all right, is what it is. He is the Joker. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:10:20 No.205541052 >>205540790 (OP) >>205541130 Apparently the premise for Joker 2 came from a dream Joaquin had where he envisioned the Joker on stage singing showtunes. https://variety.com/2024/film/features/todd-phillips-joker- 2-movie-interview-1236111122/ The fact Todd Phillips took that fruit basket's dream and subsequent desire to make it a film seriously speaks volumes. Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:12:10 No.205541094 ►>>206541373 >>205540790 (OP) >the film is good because... it's bad Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:44:48 No.205541805 >>205540790 (OP) >Make s----- movie on purpose >Feel like the Jonkler Anonymous 11/10/24(Sun)21:52:48 No.205541977 >dude meta Imao

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Anon is a virgin | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 296 KB PNG 11/10/24(Sun)21:43:07 No.79404115 i dont think anyone will ever want to have sex how i would want to do it, like i would be yelling YAHOO and IM GONNA SPURRRRMMMMM and going AWOOOOOOGA looking at the booba and I WUV YOU I WUV YOU UR MINE UR MINE GIMME GIMME GIMME MUAH 6 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 11/10/24(Sun)21:51:08 No.79404176 i would let Finn Mertens do this to me
Anonymous 296 KB PNG 11/10/24(Sun)21:43:07 No.79404115 i dont think anyone will ever want to have sex how i would want to do it, like i would be yelling YAHOO and IM GONNA SPURRRRMMMMM and going AWOOOOOOGA looking at the booba and I WUV YOU I WUV YOU UR MINE UR MINE GIMME GIMME GIMME MUAH 6 Replies / 1 Image Anonymous View Thread 11/10/24(Sun)21:51:08 No.79404176 i would let Finn Mertens do this to me

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The future is artificial | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)15:47:57 No.693277702 VE THE DA SOIL CIVILIANS What the f--- are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial. [Speech 30] My apologies. It was rude and disrespectful of me to do that. You're a little bitch and your brother was, too. Yeah, whatever. Private Kowalski rpg.jpg 123 KB JPG >Generative Al will eventually be integrated in RPGS >Players will be able to make their own dialogue instead of selecting premade lines. >I will finally be able to call NPCs f------. The future is bright, bros.
: Anonymous 10/30/24(Wed)15:47:57 No.693277702 VE THE DA SOIL CIVILIANS What the f--- are you doing? My brother died at the Battle of Hoover Dam. You're desecrating a war memorial. [Speech 30] My apologies. It was rude and disrespectful of me to do that. You're a little bitch and your brother was, too. Yeah, whatever. Private Kowalski rpg.jpg 123 KB JPG >Generative Al will eventually be integrated in RPGS >Players will be able to make their own dialogue instead of selecting premade lines. >I will finally be able to call NPCs f------. The future is bright, bros.

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This is what misogyny does to a mf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous DAR ORANGE PERDE 229 KB JPG slaves. 1 Reply : Anonymous >>79403889 (OP) # 11/10/24(Sun)18:09:01 No.79403889 >enslave women >death penalty for homosexuals and transsexuals >use IVF to make sure there are always more girls born than boys It would be that easy to create a utopia. Every man could have his own harem of pretty girls while all the ugly ones are used as field View Thread 11/10/24(Sun)18:10:20 No.79403897 You have to deal with Simps and Cucks first. While weak, they are great in number
: Anonymous DAR ORANGE PERDE 229 KB JPG slaves. 1 Reply : Anonymous >>79403889 (OP) # 11/10/24(Sun)18:09:01 No.79403889 >enslave women >death penalty for homosexuals and transsexuals >use IVF to make sure there are always more girls born than boys It would be that easy to create a utopia. Every man could have his own harem of pretty girls while all the ugly ones are used as field View Thread 11/10/24(Sun)18:10:20 No.79403897 You have to deal with Simps and Cucks first. While weak, they are great in number

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Anon is a gaycel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous i want to feel the touch of a (...) 429 KB PNG my fragile wrists 06/26/24(Wed)19:48:10 No.36313239 i want to feel the touch of a man i want to feel his arms gently caress my torso like a glove i want to feel the warmth of his breath down my spine i want to sit still on his lap and know that i'm his i want to feel his hands cusp around i want to feel him overpower me, but be secure in knowing he would never hurt me i want him to comfort me and let me know that he'll protect me no matter what i want to hear him whisper in my ear that i'm his babyboy i want to serve him and make him happy i'm scared. i don't want to be alone anymore. i don't want to need other people anymore. i don't want to desire connection anymore. i don't want to desire anything anymore. i just want the hurting to stop, and i don't know how t make it stop. please make it stop.
: Anonymous i want to feel the touch of a (...) 429 KB PNG my fragile wrists 06/26/24(Wed)19:48:10 No.36313239 i want to feel the touch of a man i want to feel his arms gently caress my torso like a glove i want to feel the warmth of his breath down my spine i want to sit still on his lap and know that i'm his i want to feel his hands cusp around i want to feel him overpower me, but be secure in knowing he would never hurt me i want him to comfort me and let me know that he'll protect me no matter what i want to hear him whisper in my ear that i'm his babyboy i want to serve him and make him happy i'm scared. i don't want to be alone anymore. i don't want to need other people anymore. i don't want to desire connection anymore. i don't want to desire anything anymore. i just want the hurting to stop, and i don't know how t make it stop. please make it stop.

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Anon needs a better GPS | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)12:55:54 No.288134097 >>288120126 >Driving home from work >Decide to take the new highway that has opened >>288146287 >See ominous mesh of concrete and steel getting closer and closer >take big gulp >GPS cowers in fear >calm down and just say "follow the signs" and take a slow breath >get on first entrance ramp >"F---" I say as I think I was supposed to take the one 1/8th of a mile further >Say f--- and try to turn onto one of the side ramps >Get stuck in a loop >GPS is crying in the corner, no help at all >Keep turning onto different ramps >pretty sure one sign wants me to jump off the railing onto the ramp below >keep up pattern for 45 minutes >Get call from wife asking where I am >Tell here; purgatory >Keep driving and driving till I run out of gas >Notice other people have stopped and are out of gas too >We welcome our new home in our concrete prison Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)14:55:30 No.288146287 >>288147108 >>288134097 >Sixteen years pass >those born after the great influx are now old enough to take the trial to become considered adults >everyone is crowded around the trial grounds in preperation for the event >a pair of stray dogs are roasting on a spit >suddenly a spear whizzes past the head of the medicine man and embeds itself in the leg of a pregnant woman >her scream silences the festivities >it's the bastards from the southeaster triangle >they hit hard and fast, but are easily repelled due to their inferior numbers >A counter-attack grows ever closer, and the entirety of this hellish place shall belong to those that deserve it >such is life on the interchange www
Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)12:55:54 No.288134097 >>288120126 >Driving home from work >Decide to take the new highway that has opened >>288146287 >See ominous mesh of concrete and steel getting closer and closer >take big gulp >GPS cowers in fear >calm down and just say "follow the signs" and take a slow breath >get on first entrance ramp >"F---" I say as I think I was supposed to take the one 1/8th of a mile further >Say f--- and try to turn onto one of the side ramps >Get stuck in a loop >GPS is crying in the corner, no help at all >Keep turning onto different ramps >pretty sure one sign wants me to jump off the railing onto the ramp below >keep up pattern for 45 minutes >Get call from wife asking where I am >Tell here; purgatory >Keep driving and driving till I run out of gas >Notice other people have stopped and are out of gas too >We welcome our new home in our concrete prison Anonymous 03/24/15(Tue)14:55:30 No.288146287 >>288147108 >>288134097 >Sixteen years pass >those born after the great influx are now old enough to take the trial to become considered adults >everyone is crowded around the trial grounds in preperation for the event >a pair of stray dogs are roasting on a spit >suddenly a spear whizzes past the head of the medicine man and embeds itself in the leg of a pregnant woman >her scream silences the festivities >it's the bastards from the southeaster triangle >they hit hard and fast, but are easily repelled due to their inferior numbers >A counter-attack grows ever closer, and the entirety of this hellish place shall belong to those that deserve it >such is life on the interchange www

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Anon is chronically online but his brain is chronically offline | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 186 KB PNG [Advertise on 4chan] >be me 11/09/24(Sat) 18:25:24 No.9271 >Been going to therapist >Boring as s--- and useless >He recommended I start cbt ( cognitive behavioral therapy) >I blurt out "c--- and ball torture" >He looks at me >Why did I f------ say that I need to cut my internet usage f---
Anonymous 186 KB PNG [Advertise on 4chan] >be me 11/09/24(Sat) 18:25:24 No.9271 >Been going to therapist >Boring as s--- and useless >He recommended I start cbt ( cognitive behavioral therapy) >I blurt out "c--- and ball torture" >He looks at me >Why did I f------ say that I need to cut my internet usage f---

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Anon just wants to play games | /r/Greentext

483 KB JPG >new person joins friend group >really annoying >she says racist s--- all the time >she works in health care research or some bio chem s--- >overshares constantly and always wants to be the centre of attention >spend two weeks clipping everything she says >one of the clips she calls her manager a n----- >send it to her work email with a fake email >email was named after one of her simps in our group >she joins the next day screaming about how simp ruined her life and career >simp and her stopped joining discord >get to play video games with my bros again without constant simping and everyone scrambing to get her attention >life is good again
483 KB JPG >new person joins friend group >really annoying >she says racist s--- all the time >she works in health care research or some bio chem s--- >overshares constantly and always wants to be the centre of attention >spend two weeks clipping everything she says >one of the clips she calls her manager a n----- >send it to her work email with a fake email >email was named after one of her simps in our group >she joins the next day screaming about how simp ruined her life and career >simp and her stopped joining discord >get to play video games with my bros again without constant simping and everyone scrambing to get her attention >life is good again

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Anon is a screamer | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 3(Mon)05:49:30 No.183107860 Close aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHH 04/17/23(Mon)05:51:09 No.183107892 Anonymous >>183107860 (OP) # How did he get louder the further he went down the shaft. >>183109510 # Anonymous >>183107892 # 04/17/23(Mon)07:11:27 No. 183109510 Lol he got more scared idiot so he screamed louder 907
: Anonymous 3(Mon)05:49:30 No.183107860 Close aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAHHHH 04/17/23(Mon)05:51:09 No.183107892 Anonymous >>183107860 (OP) # How did he get louder the further he went down the shaft. >>183109510 # Anonymous >>183107892 # 04/17/23(Mon)07:11:27 No. 183109510 Lol he got more scared idiot so he screamed louder 907

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Anon rewatches Back to the Future | /r/Greentext

Anonymous AUTO Biff DETA 11/09/24(Sat)00:36:29 No.205454898 >look up school bully on social media >has a trad family, nice car and promising career What the f---, corny films lied to T 840 38 103 KB JPG me!
Anonymous AUTO Biff DETA 11/09/24(Sat)00:36:29 No.205454898 >look up school bully on social media >has a trad family, nice car and promising career What the f---, corny films lied to T 840 38 103 KB JPG me!

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Was she cruel though? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)03:41:25 No.204922999 Quasiphoebuseseme.png 157 KB PNG >I know you saved my life and all but i would rather f--- the guy who has little screen presence what a cruel bitch
Anonymous 10/28/24(Mon)03:41:25 No.204922999 Quasiphoebuseseme.png 157 KB PNG >I know you saved my life and all but i would rather f--- the guy who has little screen presence what a cruel bitch

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Anon based | /r/Greentext

924 KB JPG >Yeah, I bought all the tickets for the movie, no couples kissing on my watch.
924 KB JPG >Yeah, I bought all the tickets for the movie, no couples kissing on my watch.

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It's over 9000 tbh | /r/Greentext

>>862566412 (OP) # >imagination is blitzing, literally can't stop conjuring images >enjoy everything >food tastes better every day >can't find time for all my hobbies >every day is special >I do so much engaging and productive stuff each day, can't wait for the next one >Stopped feeling sorry about myself and started forming many meaningful friendships >Music is an emotional journey not translatable into words >Horny like a hog who found the viagra stash >Tons of energy, and the motivation keeps me going even when the energy runs out >Physical health keeps peaking, doctors say I'm wasting their time >My mind is a pool of clear water I sail a mojo fueled yatch on >Sleep 8 hours of uninterupted sleep every night and wake up rested and serene >Everything I loved that's gone keep getting filled by new things I love >I don't think about what's me because life is just too sweet to not instead cherish the moments >I will be one day freed from this earth and I am fine with it and will go with peace Get on my f------ level OP, if I can do it you can to it.
>>862566412 (OP) # >imagination is blitzing, literally can't stop conjuring images >enjoy everything >food tastes better every day >can't find time for all my hobbies >every day is special >I do so much engaging and productive stuff each day, can't wait for the next one >Stopped feeling sorry about myself and started forming many meaningful friendships >Music is an emotional journey not translatable into words >Horny like a hog who found the viagra stash >Tons of energy, and the motivation keeps me going even when the energy runs out >Physical health keeps peaking, doctors say I'm wasting their time >My mind is a pool of clear water I sail a mojo fueled yatch on >Sleep 8 hours of uninterupted sleep every night and wake up rested and serene >Everything I loved that's gone keep getting filled by new things I love >I don't think about what's me because life is just too sweet to not instead cherish the moments >I will be one day freed from this earth and I am fine with it and will go with peace Get on my f------ level OP, if I can do it you can to it.

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Indian Portaloo | /r/Greentext

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hdmNAZAf) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/08/24(Fri)21:26:01 No.487786441 200 KB PNG >Be me >Go to India on google streetview >Go to airport >See a guy s------- into a bucket Well, at least they're evolving. >Pic unrelated Anonymous (ID: Ils70Zv6) 11/08/24(Fri)21:28:21 No.487786672 >>487786441 (OP) That pic hilarious, where did you find it? 11/08/24(Fri)21:30:57 No.487786981 Anonymous (ID: hdmNAzAf) >>487786672 I typed "naked banana meme" into google images.
Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hdmNAZAf) ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/08/24(Fri)21:26:01 No.487786441 200 KB PNG >Be me >Go to India on google streetview >Go to airport >See a guy s------- into a bucket Well, at least they're evolving. >Pic unrelated Anonymous (ID: Ils70Zv6) 11/08/24(Fri)21:28:21 No.487786672 >>487786441 (OP) That pic hilarious, where did you find it? 11/08/24(Fri)21:30:57 No.487786981 Anonymous (ID: hdmNAzAf) >>487786672 I typed "naked banana meme" into google images.

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Anon has a bit of a conspiracy theory | /r/Greentext

Ronald looked at everyone in the sub and said that they all can go McFuck themselves Which is it you dingleberries? Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)19:57:08 No.927142911 ► >"You shouldn't care what other's think, you'll be happier!" >Johnny Somali didn't care what people thought of him and everyone hates him and he's going to jail. >Karens don't care what people think when they fly off the handle and are racists, people hate them too. >4chinners don't give a f--- what people think of them when they post stupid s---, and everyone hates them (including themselves) By now it just feels like a stupid bit of advice, like you WANT them to follow it so you have an excuse to hate on someone.
Ronald looked at everyone in the sub and said that they all can go McFuck themselves Which is it you dingleberries? Anonymous 11/08/24(Fri)19:57:08 No.927142911 ► >"You shouldn't care what other's think, you'll be happier!" >Johnny Somali didn't care what people thought of him and everyone hates him and he's going to jail. >Karens don't care what people think when they fly off the handle and are racists, people hate them too. >4chinners don't give a f--- what people think of them when they post stupid s---, and everyone hates them (including themselves) By now it just feels like a stupid bit of advice, like you WANT them to follow it so you have an excuse to hate on someone.

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