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: Anonymous I F----- up 04/01/22(Fri)23:13:33 No.16921855 I went to a new barber this because he was cheaper and almost had just as good reviews on Google. I showed him this picture and asked for the same f------ haircut. 51 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/01/22(Fri)23:14:02 No.16921856 A98E757F-OB39-445D-BODB-A87C9690E4B4.jpg 394 KB JPG This is what he ended up giving me >>16921858 # >>16921876 # >>16921881 # >>16921886 # >>16921964 # >>16922025 # >>16922028 # >>16922060 # >>16922101 # >>16922246 # >>16922247 # >>16922276 # >>16922282 # >>16922541 # >>16922564 # >>16922655 # >>16922669 # >>16922756 # >>16922805 # >>16922818 # >>16922848 # >>16922935 # >>16923164 # >>16923173 # >>16923175 # >>16923551 # >>16925868 # >>16925942 # >>16925983 # >>16926949 # >>16928539 #
: Anonymous I F----- up 04/01/22(Fri)23:13:33 No.16921855 I went to a new barber this because he was cheaper and almost had just as good reviews on Google. I showed him this picture and asked for the same f------ haircut. 51 KB JPG : Anonymous 04/01/22(Fri)23:14:02 No.16921856 A98E757F-OB39-445D-BODB-A87C9690E4B4.jpg 394 KB JPG This is what he ended up giving me >>16921858 # >>16921876 # >>16921881 # >>16921886 # >>16921964 # >>16922025 # >>16922028 # >>16922060 # >>16922101 # >>16922246 # >>16922247 # >>16922276 # >>16922282 # >>16922541 # >>16922564 # >>16922655 # >>16922669 # >>16922756 # >>16922805 # >>16922818 # >>16922848 # >>16922935 # >>16923164 # >>16923173 # >>16923175 # >>16923551 # >>16925868 # >>16925942 # >>16925983 # >>16926949 # >>16928539 #

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Anon has protection | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:44:00 No.857076209 >be 2nd grade teacher >school is in low-income, high- crime neighborhood >one of my kids often gets picked up by his grandpa >grandpa is an OG who used to be a gangbanger in the 80s, spent 1.19 MB JPG some time in prison, and got his s--- together >he's big and scary-looking, but super f------ nice >leave the school after working late one day, some dudes walk up to me and ask what time it is >look down at my watch and one of them sucker punches me >try to fight back but it's 3-on-1 >get my watch, phone, and wallet taken >next day during dismissal >students grandpa notices bruises, asks what the hell happened >oh I got jumped by some guys on my way home >he asks what they looked like >don't know but I remember they drove away in a white Camaro >he nods and says okay >about a week later, student comes back and hands me a plastic bag from his backpack >inside is my phone, wallet, and watch >see a news report a few months later about a white Camaro found at the bottom of a nearby lake >owner is still missing
: Anonymous 06/17/21(Thu)20:44:00 No.857076209 >be 2nd grade teacher >school is in low-income, high- crime neighborhood >one of my kids often gets picked up by his grandpa >grandpa is an OG who used to be a gangbanger in the 80s, spent 1.19 MB JPG some time in prison, and got his s--- together >he's big and scary-looking, but super f------ nice >leave the school after working late one day, some dudes walk up to me and ask what time it is >look down at my watch and one of them sucker punches me >try to fight back but it's 3-on-1 >get my watch, phone, and wallet taken >next day during dismissal >students grandpa notices bruises, asks what the hell happened >oh I got jumped by some guys on my way home >he asks what they looked like >don't know but I remember they drove away in a white Camaro >he nods and says okay >about a week later, student comes back and hands me a plastic bag from his backpack >inside is my phone, wallet, and watch >see a news report a few months later about a white Camaro found at the bottom of a nearby lake >owner is still missing

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Anon is truly desperate. | /r/Greentext

>Matched with girl from tinder >19yo >adds my snap DON'T ACT LIKE >says wants to be fwb YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED >agree >asks me for d--- pic 67 KB JPG >send it >brain.exe stops working >claims she's 16 and will post it on internet if I don't pay $500 >pay money >she wants more >trick her to delete photos before sending more >got it to stop >had conversation after the scam >said she's actually 22 >jokingly ask if she's down to f--- >she agrees Should I pursue to make this s--- a little worth it, or could I get scammed even more here...I want some p---- goddamit : Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)15:20:30 No.875688204 Why are you such a f-----?
>Matched with girl from tinder >19yo >adds my snap DON'T ACT LIKE >says wants to be fwb YOU'RE NOT IMPRESSED >agree >asks me for d--- pic 67 KB JPG >send it >brain.exe stops working >claims she's 16 and will post it on internet if I don't pay $500 >pay money >she wants more >trick her to delete photos before sending more >got it to stop >had conversation after the scam >said she's actually 22 >jokingly ask if she's down to f--- >she agrees Should I pursue to make this s--- a little worth it, or could I get scammed even more here...I want some p---- goddamit : Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)15:20:30 No.875688204 Why are you such a f-----?

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Anon is retarded | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)05:07:52 No.143484786 >>143484761 # >Fat with skinny legs is not a good look. It's usually an early sign of liver failure >>143484870 # >>143484786 # >It's usually an early sign of liver failure I've literally never seen anyone refer to someone who is alive as a "liver." Are you f------ retarded? >>143484960 # >>143488400 # >>143491421 # >>143494974 # >>143495866 # >>143497754 # >>143497848 # >>143497937 #
: Anonymous 12/13/20(Sun)05:07:52 No.143484786 >>143484761 # >Fat with skinny legs is not a good look. It's usually an early sign of liver failure >>143484870 # >>143484786 # >It's usually an early sign of liver failure I've literally never seen anyone refer to someone who is alive as a "liver." Are you f------ retarded? >>143484960 # >>143488400 # >>143491421 # >>143494974 # >>143495866 # >>143497754 # >>143497848 # >>143497937 #

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anon thinks reddit is dumb | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: AUTW/2vH ) E 03/05/22(Sat)02:12:45 No.365272386 >Soldier posts on Facebook his exact location to his friends and fellow Redditors in private Moy es >Redditor posts the image on Reddit for updoots 620 KB JPG >Russian scrolling through the subreddit gets confirmation that Ukrainians are using schools as bases >Russians shell every abandoned school in the area, massacring everybody A Redditor singlehandedly got multiple safe zones exposed for upvotes
Anonymous (ID: AUTW/2vH ) E 03/05/22(Sat)02:12:45 No.365272386 >Soldier posts on Facebook his exact location to his friends and fellow Redditors in private Moy es >Redditor posts the image on Reddit for updoots 620 KB JPG >Russian scrolling through the subreddit gets confirmation that Ukrainians are using schools as bases >Russians shell every abandoned school in the area, massacring everybody A Redditor singlehandedly got multiple safe zones exposed for upvotes

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chad sigma anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)04:13:20 No.68057129 SLEEK'N'TEARS chad.jpg 66 KB JPG >>6805704 >So a girl made you feel bad about yourself once, so she deserved to die? Yes
: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)04:13:20 No.68057129 SLEEK'N'TEARS chad.jpg 66 KB JPG >>6805704 >So a girl made you feel bad about yourself once, so she deserved to die? Yes

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anon thinks wagecucks are funny | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)10:56:22 No.68063652 >B-b-but I cannot disappoint muh parents!!! Wagecucks say the funniest things. 86 KB JPG 10 Replies / 3 Images View Thread
: Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)10:56:22 No.68063652 >B-b-but I cannot disappoint muh parents!!! Wagecucks say the funniest things. 86 KB JPG 10 Replies / 3 Images View Thread

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anon is in kekking hell | /r/Greentext

File: kekkinghell.gif (248 KB, 100x100) O Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)19:29:4 >be me >shower time >scrub dub, punch a wall >punch the wall again, a little too hard >say "kekking hell" as a response >sounds kinda funny, why the f--- did I say that >get out of shower >time proceeds >see a funny meme >"KEKKING HELL" >F--- >I can't stop saying it, it's my response to everything. >kekking hell
File: kekkinghell.gif (248 KB, 100x100) O Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)19:29:4 >be me >shower time >scrub dub, punch a wall >punch the wall again, a little too hard >say "kekking hell" as a response >sounds kinda funny, why the f--- did I say that >get out of shower >time proceeds >see a funny meme >"KEKKING HELL" >F--- >I can't stop saying it, it's my response to everything. >kekking hell

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anon is wary of the shower demons | /r/Greentext

File: peepo-poo-poo.gif (849 KB, 498x498) O Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)21:24:46 No.875643951 s------- routine >enter bathroom >make sure i have tp >lock door (i live with people) >check for the shower demons >sit on toilet >s---
File: peepo-poo-poo.gif (849 KB, 498x498) O Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)21:24:46 No.875643951 s------- routine >enter bathroom >make sure i have tp >lock door (i live with people) >check for the shower demons >sit on toilet >s---

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Anon is a terrible human being | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/08/21 (Fri)09:46:19 No.864620424 >be me, 2005 >10 years old, had moved to a new school 2 years ago >keep in touch with old friends via RuneScape >one of their moms dies from 216 KB JPG cancer, has a mildly abusive dad with temper >go to funeral, first time l've seen this friend since I moved >he's really sad but handling it well, we talk about RuneScape and I tell him I can help level his skills >he gives me his password >I steal all of his valuable stuff, change the password, and sell his account to one of my friends at my new school for $5 >never talked to the old friend again Mfw I realize I was a sociopath as a child
: Anonymous 10/08/21 (Fri)09:46:19 No.864620424 >be me, 2005 >10 years old, had moved to a new school 2 years ago >keep in touch with old friends via RuneScape >one of their moms dies from 216 KB JPG cancer, has a mildly abusive dad with temper >go to funeral, first time l've seen this friend since I moved >he's really sad but handling it well, we talk about RuneScape and I tell him I can help level his skills >he gives me his password >I steal all of his valuable stuff, change the password, and sell his account to one of my friends at my new school for $5 >never talked to the old friend again Mfw I realize I was a sociopath as a child

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mfw its hot! | /r/Greentext

File: poggers.jpg (50 KB, 778x778) O Anonymous 04/28/19(Sun)18:02:23 No.798464277 [Reply] >be me >5 yrs old >in kitchen >watch mom cook >looks at hotplate >about to touch it >mom stop me and says "it's very hot don't touch it" >looks at her and proceeds either way >mfw it's hot
File: poggers.jpg (50 KB, 778x778) O Anonymous 04/28/19(Sun)18:02:23 No.798464277 [Reply] >be me >5 yrs old >in kitchen >watch mom cook >looks at hotplate >about to touch it >mom stop me and says "it's very hot don't touch it" >looks at her and proceeds either way >mfw it's hot

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woman anon | /r/Greentext

File: 1649042136095m.jpg (77 KB, 1024x759) Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)09:22:53 No.68060806 [Reply] >>68062564 >>68062822 >talk to a white guy who uses 4chan >he's insane, manipulative, uses me >start talking to a brown guy from 4chan >he's an actual nice person, cares for me, is enjoyable to be around Interesting + 20 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)11:49:19 No.68062266 File: image_2022-04-03_224919.png (89 KB, 600x464) >>68062292 >>68062160 WOMAN? GETT OFFF MYYYYY BOARDDDDDDDDD
File: 1649042136095m.jpg (77 KB, 1024x759) Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)09:22:53 No.68060806 [Reply] >>68062564 >>68062822 >talk to a white guy who uses 4chan >he's insane, manipulative, uses me >start talking to a brown guy from 4chan >he's an actual nice person, cares for me, is enjoyable to be around Interesting + 20 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 04/04/22(Mon)11:49:19 No.68062266 File: image_2022-04-03_224919.png (89 KB, 600x464) >>68062292 >>68062160 WOMAN? GETT OFFF MYYYYY BOARDDDDDDDDD

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Anon analyses Russian tactics | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)15:23:12 No.52832736 >Russia is losing >Russia isn't achieving their objectives >Russia's style of war isn't good >Putin is a failure >this is a military failure What you Ukrops don't understand is that Putin has developed a new style of war 112 KB JPG called Beweglichertorpfostenkrieg When you don't achieve objectives, simply change your objectives You cannot be defeated if you decide at the last second that it was part of your plan the whole time This is fifth generation warfare
: Anonymous 04/03/22(Sun)15:23:12 No.52832736 >Russia is losing >Russia isn't achieving their objectives >Russia's style of war isn't good >Putin is a failure >this is a military failure What you Ukrops don't understand is that Putin has developed a new style of war 112 KB JPG called Beweglichertorpfostenkrieg When you don't achieve objectives, simply change your objectives You cannot be defeated if you decide at the last second that it was part of your plan the whole time This is fifth generation warfare

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Anon has a schizo meltdown | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)18:02:00 No.15768003 How do I cook this massive Wal Mart steak? 2.4 MB JPG : Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)18:06:28 No.15768042 >>15768003 (OP) # >massive - mass - Massachusetts >Wal Mart - Wal - Walled >Cook - crook- crooked >steak - stake-wood- woods I know this is your way of telling me that I was wrong and I don't find it very funny. Maybe you won't find it funny anymore now that I let everyone see what you're doing. I'm not afraid of you anymore and I have nothing left to lose. >>15768066 # >>15768117 # >>15768172 # >>15768585 # >>15768978 # >>15769096 # >>15769102 # >>15769399 #
: Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)18:02:00 No.15768003 How do I cook this massive Wal Mart steak? 2.4 MB JPG : Anonymous 03/15/21(Mon)18:06:28 No.15768042 >>15768003 (OP) # >massive - mass - Massachusetts >Wal Mart - Wal - Walled >Cook - crook- crooked >steak - stake-wood- woods I know this is your way of telling me that I was wrong and I don't find it very funny. Maybe you won't find it funny anymore now that I let everyone see what you're doing. I'm not afraid of you anymore and I have nothing left to lose. >>15768066 # >>15768117 # >>15768172 # >>15768585 # >>15768978 # >>15769096 # >>15769102 # >>15769399 #

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Tales from 4chan | /r/Greentext

>greentext >get a match on tinder >see who it is >some cute girl >l'll give it 5 minutes until she unmatches >it was actually 10 minutes until she unmatched 33 KB JPG
>greentext >get a match on tinder >see who it is >some cute girl >l'll give it 5 minutes until she unmatches >it was actually 10 minutes until she unmatched 33 KB JPG

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anon takes a cab | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/28/21 (Fri)13:30:42 No.855507130 >on a night out >absolutely twatted >no car >call a cab >cab shows up, Nigerian driver >black as midnight >he keeps trying to talk to me >whygod.jpeg 245 KB JPG >at least his accent is kinda cool >notice he's driving by people waving at the car >"hey bud, shouldn't you pick those people up?" >"oh, them? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are black." what.
: Anonymous 05/28/21 (Fri)13:30:42 No.855507130 >on a night out >absolutely twatted >no car >call a cab >cab shows up, Nigerian driver >black as midnight >he keeps trying to talk to me >whygod.jpeg 245 KB JPG >at least his accent is kinda cool >notice he's driving by people waving at the car >"hey bud, shouldn't you pick those people up?" >"oh, them? I'm not driving them anywhere, they are black." what.

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Anon becomes an incel | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)22:46:08 No.842434393 >download tinder >every girl looks about the same >they all have stupid bios >every match I get acts like they're too good for me > finally have enough of the b------- >start trolling for the fun of it seeing 267 KB PNG as I got nowhere before >act like a complete a------ >put pics up of me in my buddies C63 AMG >pictures of me leaning on the car etc >put job down as lawyer >lie saying I live in a rich neighborhood >post pics of a random pool with a view >start matching like crazy >girls message me first everytime >a lot asking about the car >be a d--- and tell them their t--- aren't big enough to ride in it they aren't pretty enough to be seen in it etc. >a lot of them respond with lols and laughing emojis remaining friendly >tell me how funny I am >some offer to suck my d---/ f--- me in the car or by "my pool" >realize how awesome life could be if I had money >get depressed >realize what a loser I am >this back fired tremendously
: Anonymous 12/15/20(Tue)22:46:08 No.842434393 >download tinder >every girl looks about the same >they all have stupid bios >every match I get acts like they're too good for me > finally have enough of the b------- >start trolling for the fun of it seeing 267 KB PNG as I got nowhere before >act like a complete a------ >put pics up of me in my buddies C63 AMG >pictures of me leaning on the car etc >put job down as lawyer >lie saying I live in a rich neighborhood >post pics of a random pool with a view >start matching like crazy >girls message me first everytime >a lot asking about the car >be a d--- and tell them their t--- aren't big enough to ride in it they aren't pretty enough to be seen in it etc. >a lot of them respond with lols and laughing emojis remaining friendly >tell me how funny I am >some offer to suck my d---/ f--- me in the car or by "my pool" >realize how awesome life could be if I had money >get depressed >realize what a loser I am >this back fired tremendously

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Anon misinterprets signs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/23/19(Sat)21:01:29 No.793449220 >She messages me everyday for six weeks straight >She is always interested in how my day was >"Wow anon! You're really good at guitar!" >"Wow anon! You're such a great 14 KB JPG song writer!" >"Anon, if you become a successful musician, remember me because I want to f--- you if you get famous" >"Wow anon! You have a really good taste in music!" >"Wow anon! You have a really good taste movies and TV shows >"Wow anon! You're so interesting" >"I don't get why I'm with my bf, I have way more fun and way better conversations with you!" >"Anon imagine if we were going out" >"Anon remember when I said that l'd date you if my friend broke up with her bf? She broke up with him LOL!" >"Anon you're so talented and kind and caring, I love being with you" FFW 8 weeks of this >Femanon I like you, do you wanna go out some time? >"Jesus Christ Anon, no. Why do you even like me? I've never given you any hints." Why bother? 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/23/19(Sat)21:03:47 No.793449359 no one cares f--
: Anonymous 02/23/19(Sat)21:01:29 No.793449220 >She messages me everyday for six weeks straight >She is always interested in how my day was >"Wow anon! You're really good at guitar!" >"Wow anon! You're such a great 14 KB JPG song writer!" >"Anon, if you become a successful musician, remember me because I want to f--- you if you get famous" >"Wow anon! You have a really good taste in music!" >"Wow anon! You have a really good taste movies and TV shows >"Wow anon! You're so interesting" >"I don't get why I'm with my bf, I have way more fun and way better conversations with you!" >"Anon imagine if we were going out" >"Anon remember when I said that l'd date you if my friend broke up with her bf? She broke up with him LOL!" >"Anon you're so talented and kind and caring, I love being with you" FFW 8 weeks of this >Femanon I like you, do you wanna go out some time? >"Jesus Christ Anon, no. Why do you even like me? I've never given you any hints." Why bother? 3 Replies View Thread : Anonymous 02/23/19(Sat)21:03:47 No.793449359 no one cares f--

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Anon plays steam | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/12/21(Mon)09:25:54 No.63176471 >open steam library >scroll down >scroll up >scroll down again >sigh, close steam 134 KB PNG every f------ time
: Anonymous 04/12/21(Mon)09:25:54 No.63176471 >open steam library >scroll down >scroll up >scroll down again >sigh, close steam 134 KB PNG every f------ time

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anon is a raccoon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)19:50:36 No.4123334 13-15-9-11-13-17-32m.jpg 57 KB JPG >knocks over your trash cans
: Anonymous 04/02/22(Sat)19:50:36 No.4123334 13-15-9-11-13-17-32m.jpg 57 KB JPG >knocks over your trash cans

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