Greentext Stories - Images

Sorted By:

Anon has an obsessive mom | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)12:22:20 No.60581964 >21 years of my mom taking me to doctors trying to figure out what's wrong with me >keeps hinting to doctors that I have autism >keeps trying to show me movies and books with autistic people in them to get me to understand that 24 KB JPG I'm autistic >sends me to a school for autists and learning disabilities >doctor diagnoses me with PTSD >mom gets diagnosed with autism Anyone else know this feel? : Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)12:24:04 No.60581979 >>60581964 >ah the ol switcheroo nice plot twist
: Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)12:22:20 No.60581964 >21 years of my mom taking me to doctors trying to figure out what's wrong with me >keeps hinting to doctors that I have autism >keeps trying to show me movies and books with autistic people in them to get me to understand that 24 KB JPG I'm autistic >sends me to a school for autists and learning disabilities >doctor diagnoses me with PTSD >mom gets diagnosed with autism Anyone else know this feel? : Anonymous 10/22/20(Thu)12:24:04 No.60581979 >>60581964 >ah the ol switcheroo nice plot twist

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext primate font

anon loses his virginity | /r/Greentext

>be me >order chinese food >qt 3.14 works there dark brown hair b------- petite build great ass >go to pick up food >she rings up my order and hands it to me 17 KB JPG >wishlcouldfuckyourbrainsout.mov >say thank you and leave >get home and start eating food >notice long ass dark brown hair in food >eat the hair anyways >basically had a girl inside me >later virgins
>be me >order chinese food >qt 3.14 works there dark brown hair b------- petite build great ass >go to pick up food >she rings up my order and hands it to me 17 KB JPG >wishlcouldfuckyourbrainsout.mov >say thank you and leave >get home and start eating food >notice long ass dark brown hair in food >eat the hair anyways >basically had a girl inside me >later virgins

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext happy font

Anon gets trolled | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)13:08:36 No.64158138 >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass 52 KB JPG
: Anonymous 06/15/21(Tue)13:08:36 No.64158138 >be brain >chilling in some dude's head >he fell asleep wait check this out >AYO WE'RE FALLING BRO >jumpscare.exe >Imao go back to sleep dumbass 52 KB JPG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext vertebrate organism mammal font

Every soul has it's dark | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)10:12:18 No.67873822 >be me >talking about Elden Ring the other day, mention it's a new franchise by a company that made a game series I used to play but I wasn't 100% sold on the new one yet >fast forward today >gf tells me she wants to buy a video 144 KB JPG game >weird, my gf hates video games >opens up microsoft store and shows me Elden Ring >roll my eyes >"yeah I saw this game on TikTok, it looks really cool" >yeah, you know this game is really hard right? and you don't play video games... >"it can't be that bad..." >it's going to be pretty rough, you should try to play Dark Souls first to get a feel for it and see if you like that style of game >she starts throwing a tantrum about how men are controlling and she just wants to enjoy the story >try and calmly explain that she won't be able to enjoy the story if she cannot progress through the game >she is literally freaking the f--- out >"YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY IT FIRST" >I literally do not give a s--- about this game but if you're going to play it I might as well go ahead and buy it, yeah >"NO, YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY IT FIRST" do women not understand the concept of "difficulty" and wasting money or am I missing something what did I do wrong here f------
: Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)10:12:18 No.67873822 >be me >talking about Elden Ring the other day, mention it's a new franchise by a company that made a game series I used to play but I wasn't 100% sold on the new one yet >fast forward today >gf tells me she wants to buy a video 144 KB JPG game >weird, my gf hates video games >opens up microsoft store and shows me Elden Ring >roll my eyes >"yeah I saw this game on TikTok, it looks really cool" >yeah, you know this game is really hard right? and you don't play video games... >"it can't be that bad..." >it's going to be pretty rough, you should try to play Dark Souls first to get a feel for it and see if you like that style of game >she starts throwing a tantrum about how men are controlling and she just wants to enjoy the story >try and calmly explain that she won't be able to enjoy the story if she cannot progress through the game >she is literally freaking the f--- out >"YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY IT FIRST" >I literally do not give a s--- about this game but if you're going to play it I might as well go ahead and buy it, yeah >"NO, YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY IT FIRST" do women not understand the concept of "difficulty" and wasting money or am I missing something what did I do wrong here f------

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext terrestrial plant font

Anon becomes parts of Netflix documentary | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:29:11 No.47665686 074e7c5b-329e-49d7-b555-91929a374b37.jpg 57 KB JPG >be me >Watching Netflix health documentary >"haha fat people" >They're filming fatties in the street >"hey, I have that shirt" >"hey, I have those cargo shorts" >"hey, I know that building" >mfw 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:31:06 No.47665705 so dont be fat you fat idiot
: Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:29:11 No.47665686 074e7c5b-329e-49d7-b555-91929a374b37.jpg 57 KB JPG >be me >Watching Netflix health documentary >"haha fat people" >They're filming fatties in the street >"hey, I have that shirt" >"hey, I have those cargo shorts" >"hey, I know that building" >mfw 1 Reply View Thread : Anonymous 08/22/18(Wed)01:31:06 No.47665705 so dont be fat you fat idiot

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism

The legendary comebacks of fatticus | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)08:12:05 No.65941068 uhoh.png 546 KB PNG >watch Spartacus with my gf >now she keeps grabbing my belly and saying things like >"You won't be a god of the arena with these rolls!" >"I don't think Gannicus ate chocolate for dinner" >"If you were in Spartacus you'd be called Fattiatus' >keeps sending me links to 'gladiator diet' and 'gladiator workout' etc >tried sexy talking to her like in Spartacus to turn her on >took off her bra and said "Pleasant Milk for Noble Asher" >she got creeped out and said 'it doesn't work when you do it'
: Anonymous 03/17/22(Thu)08:12:05 No.65941068 uhoh.png 546 KB PNG >watch Spartacus with my gf >now she keeps grabbing my belly and saying things like >"You won't be a god of the arena with these rolls!" >"I don't think Gannicus ate chocolate for dinner" >"If you were in Spartacus you'd be called Fattiatus' >keeps sending me links to 'gladiator diet' and 'gladiator workout' etc >tried sexy talking to her like in Spartacus to turn her on >took off her bra and said "Pleasant Milk for Noble Asher" >she got creeped out and said 'it doesn't work when you do it'

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext mouth jaw font bone magenta

Anon wants to be a woman | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/20/22(Sun)22:44:39 No.67863690 >want to be a woman >don't want to be trans >decide to try taking female hormones so that I can see if it makes me feel better or worse just as a test >no plan to ever stop presenting as a guy 190 KB JPG >was supposed to only take them for a week >today marks two years I think I f----- up bros. I've got boobs now.
: Anonymous 03/20/22(Sun)22:44:39 No.67863690 >want to be a woman >don't want to be trans >decide to try taking female hormones so that I can see if it makes me feel better or worse just as a test >no plan to ever stop presenting as a guy 190 KB JPG >was supposed to only take them for a week >today marks two years I think I f----- up bros. I've got boobs now.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext human body font terrestrial plant

i didn’t see this on here so | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon doesn't like lolis | /r/Greentext

File: 77fda5d37d960c7cb2ae3f604(...).jpg (47 KB, 620x675) O Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)14:11:23 No.874827708 [Reply] >Sees loli thread >"OMG DISGUSTING WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THESE PICS I MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!" >Spams over 20 of my 40000 terabyte folder of old man scat p--- on the thread >"That'll show them!"
File: 77fda5d37d960c7cb2ae3f604(...).jpg (47 KB, 620x675) O Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)14:11:23 No.874827708 [Reply] >Sees loli thread >"OMG DISGUSTING WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THESE PICS I MUST DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!" >Spams over 20 of my 40000 terabyte folder of old man scat p--- on the thread >"That'll show them!"

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext rectangle

Anon is a chad because he did the right thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come 17 KB JPG >she was too drunk after party to drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?
: Anonymous 02/22/19(Fri)03:00:39 No.793293384 >be me >have a giant crush on this girl I've known for 4 years but she's been in a relationship with a dude whom I also know >host a party but he was busy and didn't come 17 KB JPG >she was too drunk after party to drive and asked to stay over >found out she had been having relationship issues and wanted to cheat on him >refused >she gave me a sad look and feel asleep I'm still a virgin. I did good, right anons?

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon gets political | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: mqlYaJgP 05/14/20(Thu)00:07:29 No.257389974 I literally just hate America. I don't have any other politics. 78 KB JPG
: Anonymous (ID: mqlYaJgP 05/14/20(Thu)00:07:29 No.257389974 I literally just hate America. I don't have any other politics. 78 KB JPG

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext organism font

Anon dad is a retard | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon eats a popsicle | /r/Greentext

>eating popsicle with my friend >it looks phallic >we lol a bit >lick it seductively while looking at him >he is laughing his ass off 366 KB PNG >put it in my mouth and push it as deep as i can >gag and then pull it out >i look like one of those hentai girls, spit trailing and everything >he stops laughing and then looks shocked >look down >rock hard
>eating popsicle with my friend >it looks phallic >we lol a bit >lick it seductively while looking at him >he is laughing his ass off 366 KB PNG >put it in my mouth and push it as deep as i can >gag and then pull it out >i look like one of those hentai girls, spit trailing and everything >he stops laughing and then looks shocked >look down >rock hard

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext facial expression eyelash smile jaw happy font

Anon loves Japan | /r/Greentext

File: beautiful-asian-girls-14.jpg (46 KB, 500x667) O Anonymous (ID: pgJXMIR6) 08/09/14(Sat)13:29:10 No.561544928 >561545137 >>561545261 >561545308 >>561545328 >>561545349 >>561545429 >>561545512 >>561545519 >>561545612 >>561545660 >561546429 >>561546462 >>561547056 >>561547435 >>561547457 >>561549460 >>561549612 >>561549750 >>561550334 >>561551165 >>561551215 >>561552029 >>561552132 F--- /b/ I think I'm in serious s---. >Be me >20 >Enough money to stay in Japan for a few months >Go to Tokyo >Slowly find the places where Japanese women who want westerners hang out >After maybe 2 weeks I end up in a casual encounter >Repeat quite a few times >End of time here >Go back to UK Now my concern here is I slept with around 30 Japanese women ranging from 18-47 3/4 of them were 18-24 More than half of them were virgins. I got an STD and STI check last week and luckily they came back negative with anything. My concern is I may have gotten quite a lot of them pregnant. >Didn't use condoms, didn't ask if they were on the pill, always cummed inside of them. What do. * O Anonymous (ID: Hj4Frset ) 08/09/14(Sat)13:30:27 No.561545124 >>561545225 >>561545320 >>561545713 >>561545790 >>561545860 >>561545870 >>561547236 >>561548428 >>561549282 >>561549676 >>561549757 >>561549980 >>561551212 >>561551317 >>561551682 >>561551730 >>561551927 Genghis Khan would be proud.
File: beautiful-asian-girls-14.jpg (46 KB, 500x667) O Anonymous (ID: pgJXMIR6) 08/09/14(Sat)13:29:10 No.561544928 >561545137 >>561545261 >561545308 >>561545328 >>561545349 >>561545429 >>561545512 >>561545519 >>561545612 >>561545660 >561546429 >>561546462 >>561547056 >>561547435 >>561547457 >>561549460 >>561549612 >>561549750 >>561550334 >>561551165 >>561551215 >>561552029 >>561552132 F--- /b/ I think I'm in serious s---. >Be me >20 >Enough money to stay in Japan for a few months >Go to Tokyo >Slowly find the places where Japanese women who want westerners hang out >After maybe 2 weeks I end up in a casual encounter >Repeat quite a few times >End of time here >Go back to UK Now my concern here is I slept with around 30 Japanese women ranging from 18-47 3/4 of them were 18-24 More than half of them were virgins. I got an STD and STI check last week and luckily they came back negative with anything. My concern is I may have gotten quite a lot of them pregnant. >Didn't use condoms, didn't ask if they were on the pill, always cummed inside of them. What do. * O Anonymous (ID: Hj4Frset ) 08/09/14(Sat)13:30:27 No.561545124 >>561545225 >>561545320 >>561545713 >>561545790 >>561545860 >>561545870 >>561547236 >>561548428 >>561549282 >>561549676 >>561549757 >>561549980 >>561551212 >>561551317 >>561551682 >>561551730 >>561551927 Genghis Khan would be proud.

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext rectangle font

Anon works | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anon buys a lobster | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

anon wants a gf | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/09/17(Mon)20:06:00 No.78200281 How do I get an Italian MILF gf? 29 KB PNG >>78200328 # >>78200334 # 01/09/17(Mon)20:07:52 No.78200328 89 Anonymous >>78200281 # Just keep posting frogs l'm sure things will work out
: Anonymous 01/09/17(Mon)20:06:00 No.78200281 How do I get an Italian MILF gf? 29 KB PNG >>78200328 # >>78200334 # 01/09/17(Mon)20:07:52 No.78200328 89 Anonymous >>78200281 # Just keep posting frogs l'm sure things will work out

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon hacks the system | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext

Anons dad is worried?? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)01:08:27 No.874816352 now why would a LEMON want to eat that >be me BROCC >16 at the time >parents getting divorced >moved states, no friends >no money >no anything >start this weird coping mechanism 66 KB JPG >I collect business cards >only the ones that are appealing to me >some are unique with design, pop up cards, holographic, s--- like that >I collect 57 cards altogether >have no one to show them to but I look forward to showing someone some day >go out for a bike ride one day >that was my escape at the time >would toss my headphones on listen to some Mac Miller and go >come back and my box of cards is gone >look for them everywhere >ask my dad if he's seen my cards "I've had it with you and those damn cards son, they're just cards it's not normal" >he hands me the box >all the cards are cut to tiny pieces >I was so mad I actually hit my dad >he got up and started hitting me >l eventually got the upper hand and knocked him over and started kicking >l was instantly scared l'd go to jail so I ran away >l biked as far as I could crying >he took the one thing I had at that time and destroyed it >l was homeless for 5 months until I was able to contact my mom >haven't seen or spoken to my dad since >it wasn't about the cards really, it was about him taking away all that I had other than my bike and my iPad 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread
: Anonymous 03/21/22(Mon)01:08:27 No.874816352 now why would a LEMON want to eat that >be me BROCC >16 at the time >parents getting divorced >moved states, no friends >no money >no anything >start this weird coping mechanism 66 KB JPG >I collect business cards >only the ones that are appealing to me >some are unique with design, pop up cards, holographic, s--- like that >I collect 57 cards altogether >have no one to show them to but I look forward to showing someone some day >go out for a bike ride one day >that was my escape at the time >would toss my headphones on listen to some Mac Miller and go >come back and my box of cards is gone >look for them everywhere >ask my dad if he's seen my cards "I've had it with you and those damn cards son, they're just cards it's not normal" >he hands me the box >all the cards are cut to tiny pieces >I was so mad I actually hit my dad >he got up and started hitting me >l eventually got the upper hand and knocked him over and started kicking >l was instantly scared l'd go to jail so I ran away >l biked as far as I could crying >he took the one thing I had at that time and destroyed it >l was homeless for 5 months until I was able to contact my mom >haven't seen or spoken to my dad since >it wasn't about the cards really, it was about him taking away all that I had other than my bike and my iPad 5 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext font

Anon plans a surprise | /r/Greentext


Greentext Stories
reddit greentext greentext memes 4chan 4chan memes /r/greentext